"Mother's help, to assist lady; husband away; happy
home."--_Birmingham Daily Post_.
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"A St. Cleather man, who had planted a wastrel, is to be invited
to attend the next meeting."--_Western Morning News_.
Surely they don't want the wastrel dug up again.
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[Illustration: FRATERNISING AT THE FRONT.
_Nervous Tommy_ (_on outpost duty for the first time_). "'OO GOES
THERE?"
_Bosch Scout_. "FRIEND."
_Tommy_. "ADVANCE AN' BE RECONCILED."]
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