CHAPTER XIV

THE GENERAL MANAGER

The brisk and bustling person who predominates in the stir and

activity, hurry and excitement at the main entrance, is the general

manager. Nothing seems to escape his watchful eve and alert ear.

He answers questions innumerable and all-embracing, settles all

disputes as to admission, conveys advice, makes suggestions, gives

orders, sends lieutenants all over the lot with instructions, sees

to it that the crowd gets in safely but without delay, watches

ticket-seller and ticket-taker, and is in general active charge of the

“door.”

His is a very important department of circus life, requiring peculiar

natural talents, wide experience, correct knowledge of law and logic,

familiarity with affairs, and ability to manipulate men and mayors. The

grave responsibilities of the circus are his and they are enough to

weaken brain and body.

He is one of the first men off the cars in the morning and his day

frequently ends when all his comrades are sleeping with the peace

and vigor perfect health and a clear conscience afford. There is no

working hour when some one of his multifarious duties does not claim

his attention. He is first of all a license and contract specialist.

There is nothing about their force or character or price in any part

of the country he has not at his finger ends. The pecuniary cost to

the show of the privileges it enjoys is entirely in his keeping. His

morning is devoted to municipal and county officers and office holders.

His long service has made him personally acquainted with many of them

in all parts of the country. He belongs to nearly all secret societies

and social organizations, which helps his purposes; he distributes

admission tickets with lavish freedom where they will “do good;” his

instinct tells him how long to entertain and not bore, and his errand

over, a favorable impression remains. The result has been the promise

of gratuitous official favors and almost invariably a reduced rate for

permits.

The policing of the grounds and the protection of the show and of

its patrons are in the general manager’s charge. In this the circus

detective is his ally and adviser, but the burden of results is his. He

assures the chief of police of the honest motives of the organization,

tells him no thieves or criminals are tolerated, promises that there

shall be no disorder or violence on the part of the circus people, and

asks in return protection and cooperation. How inadequately the police

of many towns can meet the needs of the occasion is told in another

chapter of this book.

The circus is subject to a system of plunder, blackmail and robbery

en route that is unheard of in any other business. All classes of

people seem ready to render a hand in the nefarious game, considering

the circus fair prey. It requires the most diplomatic management

to extricate the show without financial loss or legal proceedings,

and frequently, after all, it must submit to extortion to escape

attachments. These are usually levied upon the ticket wagon just before

the evening performance or upon a pole wagon as the tents are being

pulled down. This sort of legal robbery occurs in many towns. The show

may think it is getting off all right when suddenly some accident, some

chance injury to property or persons, affords an excuse for a levy.

An amusing incident among the varied pretexts for “hold up” was that

we encountered in Biddeford, Maine. The day had progressed without

untoward incident and at nine o’clock we thought the chance of legal

trouble was past. Then, suddenly, appeared an irate resident, whose

home adjoined the lot, with the declaration that our monkey cage cat

was his wife’s, and with a demand that we return her forthwith. He

may have been laboring under a truly mistaken impression, but his

subsequent conduct made us believe not, for upon our decided refusal,

he made an attachment. The general manager decided then to grant the

visitor’s claim; the feline wasn’t worth legal bother and expenditure.

The proceeding cost the circus nine dollars in fees and left the

monkeys in mourning. It had been their playful practice to convey

struggling tabby to the top of the cage and then hurl her violently to

the floor.

I recall the case of a Westerner who insisted that one of our elephants

had eaten his pig. Neighbors swarmed to the scene, ready with a tale

of having seen the huge beast’s trunk encircle the squealing victim

and thrust him into a capacious mouth. The owner wanted twenty-five

dollars. A canvasman, sent to investigate, found the porker under an

adjacent house.

It is the solution of these and far more serious similar problems,

that are a highly important branch of the general manager’s work, and

upon his management and disposition of them depends much money and

annoyance. If the grievance is just and fair, he is ready to make ample

financial reimbursement. He expects and receives imposition, but if not

carried too far, he settles for cash and gets a full legal release.

If the demand made is outrageous in amount, and the claimant stubborn

and menacing and uncompromising, then, to his astonished dismay, he is

told to carry out his threats as he sees fit. Of course, the delay of

a trial or even a hearing would cost the circus thousands of dollars,

but the general manager has provided against this contingency. In every

town the circus exhibits, there, too, is the representative of the

American Surety Company, prepared with surety for any amount. The levy

is made, accepted with unconcern, financial pledge is given, and the

show moves to the train and away. It is all very perplexing and painful

to the man with the exaggerated sense of affliction, and he wishes he

had been more moderate in speech and demand and not so hasty in action.

If an amicable settlement be not made out of court, he finds that the

circus will fight him to the bitter legal end.

The general manager appears like magic when there is an accident

or injury in which the circus is involved. These are of almost

daily occurrence. The lion or tiger may gleefully claw the too

far outstretched hand of the curious boy; a horse perhaps kicks

or bites; there are runaways and runovers, and a variety of other

mishaps extending from cars to lot and from arrival to departure. The

general manager always strives to be at the scene ahead of the artful

lawyer, who would fain share in the damages. He is apologetic and

regretful, offers cash remuneration and receives a written statement of

satisfaction. Not until then does he breathe freely; but rest assured

that in the transaction he has given no outward indication of his

troubled mind and that in the bargain he has made the circus has not

come out second best. The show people who watch him daily grow to look

on him as ubiquitous.

Many and marvellous are the tales told him with the design of securing

free admission. The street commissioner is a permanent applicant.

The general manager knows the story by heart. The heavy pole wagons

have damaged the highways; a few tickets will wipe out the injury.

He generally gets in. The man whose land has been encroached upon by

the tents; the policeman with the small army of eager children; the

householder who avers the elephant’s prehensile trunk mutilated an

inviting tree; the alderman’s brother; the clergyman who declares

he has always heretofore been a welcome guest, and the long list of

others with claim to recognition, get a hearing with varying success.

The policeman is the most persistent. The circus is in a measure at

his mercy and he is insatiable. He becomes a numerous husband and his

relatives are legion. It is for the general manager to get quarter

and he must go about it without offending; for there may be need for

blue-coated service before the day is done, and the show must not lose

official favor.

“Plain-clothes” men, the policemen assigned to duty at circus in

ordinary street attire, are usually a nuisance. In the smaller towns

they have little or no conception of their duties--to watch out for

crooks without exciting suspicion--and they hover about the entrance,

proud to be on familiar and confidential terms with the management,

“passing-in” acquaintances, bothering with questions and generally

obstructing the smooth progress of things. Their detective instinct

and experience are nil, and their questionable value to the circus is

confined to knowing the town drunkard and the tough of local notoriety,

whose demeanor is sober and demure enough when opposed to the ready

rank and file of the show.

Numerous special officers and sheriff’s deputies have been sworn in

for the occasion. These throw wide their coats, displaying to the

ticket-taker their badges of office fastened to suspender or waistcoat,

and are permitted to enter the tents. Their presence is needed,

the general manager has been gravely assured, to aid in the police

arrangements in the contingency of riot or panic. The circus knows, of

course, that they are the friends and relatives of the official heads

of the town, who manage, with the immunity from payment the badge

conveys, to see the show free. In case of trouble or a call for their

services not one of them would respond.

When the general manager is in a facetious mood and has an idle moment,

we have a stock joke ready for the “plain clothes” arrayed at the door.

I bustle up to the ropes, throw open my coat as if revealing a hidden

badge of office; the doortender, who enjoys the diversion immensely,

nods assent and I pass in. Then the stolid wits of the detectives

operate and they move in a body to the serious-visaged manager and

whisper that he has been imposed upon, that I am a stranger and not

a special officer as I represented, and therefore not entitled to

admission. My friend waxes very indignant, I, agitated and crestfallen,

am led back to the entrance, lectured sternly and threatened with

arrest as an impostor, and ejected. The detective force, glutted with

pride over the masterly accomplishment, receives profuse thanks. Later

the manager and I have a hearty laugh together.

The canvasmen and teamsters, hearty, brawny fellows, and peaceable

unless inflamed with liquor, all respect and esteem the manager and

appreciate that, while he is unrelentingly severe when there is an

infraction of rules, his discipline is always fair and impartial. He

plays no favorites. For profanity and vulgarity he will accept no

mitigating excuse. In Johnstown, Pa., we were walking to the lot one

beautiful Sunday morning when the loud oaths of a driver attracted our

attention. He was directing his foul expressions at a child, who in its

curiosity to see the gorgeous wagon, had narrowly escaped being run

over. Residents, sitting at windows or on piazzas, were shocked at the

vile outpouring. They had never before appreciated the resources of the

language.

“Come down off the seat!” sternly commanded the manager, his face grim

and hard with anger. “Now, go get your pay. You are discharged.”

Then he mounted the red and gilded heights of the vehicle, clucked to

the eight horses and drove like a veteran to the show grounds. The

staff detective was instructed to see to it that the culprit was not

permitted on the lot.

We showed two days in Pittsburg and there was afforded an opportunity

to witness the wealth of resource, the courage, the tactful skill and

the untiring energy of the man. All went smoothly and serenely the

first day. Then came Saturday, when the workmen of the circus received

their weekly pay. Across the street from the tents was a combined

saloon and hotel, which at once became the focus of dissipation. A

wave of inebriety seemed to sweep in upon teamsters and canvasmen. One

by one they became extremely drunk and reduced new-found friends to

the same condition. By night all order and decency had been abandoned

and they stood about the bar or lot shouting and swearing, and making

threats with knives or clubs. The season was just beginning and time

had been too short for a discovery and weeding out of the tough

characters among the help. The owner was making a hurried visit to his

home, three hundred miles distant, and the general manager met the

critical situation alone. How he managed to conduct the performance,

to break camp with the few employees who remained staunch and true,

and to load the trains and move out of the city, none of our feeble

brains could ever grasp. But he accomplished it without serious delay,

without an affray of consequence, and with a finish and skill which

veiled from the public the fact that anything out of the usual was

happening. Before the start from the railroad yard there was a careful

and systematic count of men, stock, wagons, baggage and apparatus, for

some of the drivers, continuing the debauch, had deserted their horses

and vehicles in front of saloons. All were finally rounded up. The

transgression cost seventy-five men their positions, and for the rest

of the season other circuses marvelled at our state of grace and piety.

The general manager is rich in worldly possessions and free with cash

and credit. When one’s supply of money runs short, from “butcher” to

man of high rank, he turns for temporary relief to his more fortunate

and more provident comrade. His wants are always supplied, except in

isolated instances, for not to pay a just debt entails the blight

of universal condemnation and loss of confidence and honor. It is

in winter, when the general manager is hiding from mankind in a

Florida shelter, that the demands come fast and urgent and never pass

unheeded. For then it is that the thriftless circus man, who knows no

business except that which warm weather provides, is in a pecuniary

predicament. The manager’s bounty extends to his friends in all parts

of the country, but a few weeks of the next season sees it returned to

him with grateful appreciation.

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