CHAPTER XXVIII.

ON THE EDGE OF PARADISE VALLEY.

From the springs a four-mile scramble through the woods and up the rocky

beds of ancient waterways brought the party to a place where the

Nisqually River must be crossed. Here a single giant tree had been

felled so as to span the torrent, and its upper surface roughly hewn to

a level. A short distance above the rude bridge rose the frowning front

of a glacier. Although its ice was mud-stained and honeycombed by

countless rivulets that ponied from its upper surface in tiny cascades,

it still formed an inspiring spectacle, and one that filled Bonny with

wondering admiration, for it was his first glacier.

From an arched ice cavern at its base poured the milk-white river, with

a hollow roaring, and such force that fair-sized bowlders were swept

down its channel as though they were so many sticks of wood. The whole

scene was of such fascinating interest that it very nearly brought poor

Bonny to grief.

[Illustration: BONNY WAS JERKED VIOLENTLY BACKWARD.]

He had dismounted, and was preparing to follow M. Filbert and Alaric,

who had already led their ponies in safety across the narrow bridge.

These animals had crossed so readily that he supposed his would do the

same, and, as he stepped out on the great log, was paying far more

attention to the glacier than to it. Suddenly he was jerked violently

backward, pitched headlong down the bank, and barely saved himself from

the icy torrent by clutching at a friendly bush. At the same moment his

pony, who had no confidence in mountain bridges, dashed into the roaring

stream, was instantly swept from his footing, rolled over and over, and

borne struggling away toward what seemed certain destruction. By the

good fortune that attends all fools, animals as well as human, he

managed to escape both drowning and broken bones, and finally regained

his feet on a friendly reef that projected into the river a quarter of a

mile below the bridge. There he stood trembling, bruised, and dripping

when Bonny and one of the Indians, who had hastened down the bank to

discover his fate, found him a few minutes later. From that time forth

he was the meekest and most docile pony imaginable, suffering himself

not only to be led over the log bridge without remonstrance, but

wherever else his young master desired.

High above this lovely valley, and close to the line where snow and

timber met, M. Filbert called a halt, and ordered the permanent camp to

be pitched. Although this point was less than half-way to the top of the

mountain, or only 6500 feet above sea-level, the ponies could climb no

higher, and, after being unladen, were sent back in charge of the

packers into Paradise Valley, where they might fatten on its juicy

grasses until needed for the return trip.

From here, then, the ragged slope of ice, snow, and rock that stretched

indefinitely upward toward the far-away shining summit must be traversed

on foot or not at all. But this was not to be done now nor for days to

come, during which the camp just pitched was to be the base of a

widespread series of explorations. A few straggling hemlocks, so bent by

the ice-laden winds that swept down the mountain-side in winter that

they looked like decrepit old men, furnished shelter, fuel, and bedding.

"It beats the sloop away out of sight," remarked Bonny.

"Or Skookum John's," said Alaric.

"Yes, or being chased and starved."

"The best of it all is that up here I seem to amount to something,"

added Alaric.

This was, after all, the true secret of our lads' content; for, in spite

of its novelty, the present situation would quickly have grown wearisome

had they not been constantly and happily occupied. Every day that the

weather would permit they tramped from early morning until dark over

snow-fields and glaciers, sealed cliffs, scrambled down into valleylike

meadows set like green jewels in the grim mountain-side, threaded their

way amid the fantastic forms of stunted forests, toiled slowly up lofty

heights, or slid with the speed of toboggans down gleaming slopes. Each

day they gained in agility and daring, and each night they returned to

that cheery camp with its light, warmth, and abounding comforts, so

healthfully tired and so ravenously hungry that it is no wonder they

grew to look upon it as a home and a very pleasant one.

Both lads developed specialties in which they became expert. Alaric's

was photography, an art that he had acquired in France, and had

practised at intervals for more than a year. As soon as M. Filbert

discovered this knowledge on the part of his young interpreter, he

entrusted him with the camera, and never had the lad devoted himself to

anything with such enthusiasm, as he now did to the capturing of views.

His greatest triumph came through hours of tedious and noiseless

creeping over a rough icefield that finally placed him within twenty

yards of a couple of mountain-goats.

Although the wind was blowing strongly from them to him, the timid

creatures were already alarmed, and were sniffing the air suspiciously,

when a click of the camera's shutter sent them off like a flash. But the

shot had been successful, as was shown by the development of a perfect

plate that evening. M. Filbert was jubilant over this feat, which he

said had never before been accomplished, and complimented the lad in

flattering terms upon the skilful patience that had led to it.

Bonny's specialty lay in the collecting of flowers, to which he had

devoted himself assiduously ever since learning that they were what the

little Frenchman most desired. Keen-eyed, nimble-footed, and tireless,

he discovered and secured many a rare specimen that but for him would

have been passed unnoticed.

Thus the leader of the expedition found reason to value the good

qualities of his young assistants more highly with each day, and was

already planning to have them accompany him on his entire American tour,

during which he proposed to ascend at least a dozen more mountains.

Bonny was jubilant over the prospect of such a trip, and was now as

eager to learn French, in order to qualify himself for it, as he had

formerly been scornful of the language.

With all this open-air life and splendid physical exercise the one-time

pale-faced and slender Alaric was broadening and developing beyond

belief. His cheeks were now a ruddy brown, his eyes were clear, his

muscles hard, and his step as springy as that of a mountain-goat. Above

everything else in his own estimation he was learning to swing an axe

with precision, and could now chop a log in two almost as neatly as

Bonny himself.

For all that they were so constantly and agreeably occupied, the boys

were possessed of a great and ever-increasing longing to stand on the

lofty but still distant summit, with the general aspect of which they

had become so familiar during their stay in the timber-line camp. Thus,

when one evening M. Filbert decided to make a start toward it on the

morrow, they hailed the announcement with joy. One of the Indians was to

accompany them as guide, while his fellow was to be left with François

to keep camp.

The greater part of the following morning was devoted to making

preparations for the climb and what was thought might prove a three

days' absence from camp. The hobnails of their walking-boots, worn

smooth by friction, were replaced by a fresh set. Alpenstocks were

tested until it was certain that each of those to be taken would bear

the weight of the heaviest of the party. Provisions were cooked and

packs laid out. Each was to carry a canvas-covered blanket sleeping-bag,

inside of which would be rolled provisions for three days, a tin plate,

and a cup. Each was also provided with a sheath-knife and a supply of

matches. Besides these things M. Filbert was to carry a barometer, a

thermometer, a compass, and a collecting-case. Alaric was entrusted with

the camera and two dozen plates. Bonny's extras were a hatchet and a

fifty-foot coil of stout rope; while the Indian was to carry an ice-axe,

and pack a burden of fire-wood.

It was nearly noon when, fortified by a hearty lunch, they left their

homelike camp, and facing resolutely upward, began a tedious climb over

the limitless expanse of snow that they struck within the first hundred

yards. The climb of that afternoon was hot, in spite of the snow that

crunched beneath their feet, tedious, and only mildly exciting, for all

the perils of the ascent were to come on the morrow. Shortly before the

sun sank into the sea of cloud that spread in fleecy undulations beneath

them, they reached the base of the Cleaver, a gigantic ridge that seemed

to bar their further progress. Here, on a small plat of nearly level

ground from which they dug away the snow, they made a fire over which to

boil water for a pot of tea, ate supper, and prepared to pass the night.

They were four thousand feet above timber-line, and two miles higher

than the waters of Puget Sound.

As soon as supper was over the entire party crawled into their

sleeping-bags for protection against the bitter cold of the night, and

for a while the two boys, nestling together, talked in low tones.

[TO BE CONTINUED.]

SOLVING A GEOGRAPHICAL CONUNDRUM.

THE LONG-VEXED QUESTION OF THE MOBANGI-MAKUA RIVER.

BY CYRUS C. ADAMS.

If you were to select a bit of the earth's surface to illustrate the slow

and painful steps by which geographical knowledge often grows, you could

do no better than to point to the Mobangi-Makua River, the largest Congo

tributary. No other subordinate river in Africa has ever been the theme

of so much mistaken guess-work, or has cost the labor of so many

explorers. For many years this was the largest river in the world that

was in dispute. Even the name by which it was long known was a blunder.

When Schweinfurth asked its name, the natives answered, "Welle." But

Welle simply means "river," and is not the name of the stream.

If all African tribes were great travellers, as some of them are, and

were gifted, like the Eskimos, with keen geographical instinct, they

would save explorers no end of blunders, guess-work, and toil. But often

they do not know rivers, lakes, or mountains beyond their own frontiers,

and each tribe has its own names, or no names at all, for the

geographical aspects around them. When an explorer asked the name of a

great lake, the natives shouted, "Nyassa!" which means simply "lake":

and so we have the name Lake Nyassa on the maps to-day. Nearly every

tribe along the Mobangi-Makua has its own name for the river, which,

being disguised as the Kibali, the Makua, the Dua, the Mobangi, and so

on, was hard to recognize as one and the same great river under many

aliases.

Schweinfurth says it was a thrilling moment when first he stood upon the

bank of the "noble river, which rolled its deep dark flood majestically

to the west." At a glance he settled one important question. He had

heard of the river, and thought it might be a tributary of the Nile. But

on that spring day in 1870 he saw its flood drifting into the great

unknown to the west. One point was settled. It was not a Nile affluent;

and the explorer, listening to all the natives could tell him, studying

all our meagre information about water systems to the west, convinced

himself that he had discovered the upper part of the Shari River, which

pours into Lake Tchad, on the edge of the Sahara Desert. For years most

geographers agreed with him, and map-makers traced the supposed course

of Schweinfurth's Welle to the edge of the great northern desert.

But when Stanley floated down the Congo in 1877, he saw great rivers

entering it from the north. It occurred to him, and to the explorers who

followed him, that one of them was probably the lower course of

Schweinfurth's Welle. For years this and that river was talked about as

the possible outlet of the Welle.

Stanley thought it was very likely identical with the Aruwimi, and he

published his hypothesis in his book _The Congo_ in 1885. He had never

seen the mighty flood that the Mobangi pours into the Congo, hundreds of

miles below the Aruwimi confluence.

Nobody knew, until after Stanley's book was published, that one of the

greatest and most modest of explorers, the late Dr. Wilhelm Junker, had

already traced the Welle--or the Makua, as he called it--for hundreds of

miles, to a point far west of the Aruwimi, proving that it could not

possibly be that river. For nearly seven years (1879-86) this man of

science lived alone near the upper waters of the mysterious river,

studying Nature and Nature's children, eating the food his black friends

sold him, including fried ants and other relishes and dainties not known

in our cuisine, and wandering through the land with only a cane in his

hand, and a few black servants to carry his baggage. At the frontier of

a new district he always pitched his camp, sent his presents forward to

the chief, made his peaceful purpose known, and asked permission to go

on. In all these years he never fired a hostile shot; and late in 1882

he set out down the river to find if it really flowed to Lake Tchad.

But Junker's heart was heavy within him. How could he map the unknown

region he was entering? His scientific equipment was worthless. Some

instruments had been broken during mouths of incessant travel. Others

had been ruined by the humid climate. He had absolutely nothing except a

compass to aid in determining his positions. Destitute of scientific

outfit he determined to make up for it, as far as he could, by

scrupulous care, and the most minute exactitude he could attain in his

route survey.

[Illustration: JUNKER TRUDGED ALONG, COMPASS IN HAND.]

So Dr. Junker trudged along through the grass, that was often higher

than his head, compass in hand, counting every step. Every fifteen

minutes he stopped and jotted down in his note-book the distance and the

mean direction travelled in the preceding quarter of an hour. He noted

all the little streams, the names of villages, the hill features, and so

on; and at night he drew on his route map, with the greatest care, the

journey of the day, and all the data that may be recorded on a map.

Geographers still examine with great interest these neat and methodical

map sheets. But they did not know, till years after Junker had returned

home, that he had achieved, as we shall see, one of the most remarkable

geographical feats on record.

Junker kept up this trying routine through all the weeks of his long

journey. Compelled at last to turn back, when nearly four hundred miles

on his way, by news that the Mahdists might destroy all the collections

he had left behind, he computed the latitude and longitude of his

farthest point. All the facts for this computation were his note-book

records and the known position of his starting-point. When he returned

home, he and Dr. Hassenstein, a famous German cartographer, sat down and

laboriously dug through Dr. Junker's records again. The result was

almost the same that Junker himself had reached.

The time came when Lieutenant Le Marinel, ascending the great river from

the Congo, reached Dr. Junker's farthest. With his instruments he fixed

the geographical position of this point, and found that it was

practically just where Junker and Hassenstein said it was. Junker's

determination, made without instruments, at the end of a long journey,

was not more than a mile or two out of the way.

Did you ever hear of a steamboat losing its way and getting into the

wrong river by mistake? This actually happened on the Congo, and the

blunder hastened the day when the world was to know all about the

destination of the Makua River. One day, in 1885, Mr. George Grenfell

was steaming along on the _Peace_, and thought he was making excellent

progress up the Congo. But one thing perplexed him. He could not find

Libongo, on the Congo's right bank. He had been there before, and knew

where the town ought to be. He began to wonder if he was on the Congo,

after all. He discovered that he had passed the first parallel of north

latitude, and then he knew that he had ascended, for one hundred miles,

a mighty tributary that seemed as large as the Congo itself. It was the

Mobangi. Grenfell's mistake was not so absurd as it appears. The Mobangi

has a very wide channel, is thickly strewn with islands, like the Congo,

and its lower course, for many miles, runs nearly parallel with the

greater river. Its mouth had been discovered the year before, but

nothing was known of the river.

Grenfell had other work to do just then, and so he lost no time in

getting out of the Mobangi; but later in the same year he entered its

mouth again, determined to go wherever it led him. His little party on

the steamer were in great straits for food one day, and they could not

buy provisions. The Mobangi natives had decided that their strange

visitors were ghosts, and who ever heard of ghosts needing food? As

usual, Grenfell tried argument and persuasion instead of force.

"Look here," he said. "We are men like you. If we do not eat we cannot

live. We sleep as you do. We have the same number of fingers and toes

that you have. You never saw ghosts who were like you as we are."

It took a good deal of this sort of talk to convince the native mind,

but at last the explorer went on his way, with as much food as his boat

could carry, leaving friends behind.

[Illustration: THEY ASSAILED THE "PEACE" WITH FLIGHTS OF POISONED

ARROWS.]

Up the Mobangi steamed the _Peace_, over three hundred miles north of

the equator, and Grenfell had travelled four hundred miles on the river,

when rapids barred the way, and he turned back. It had been an exciting

trip, for thousands of natives lined the banks, convinced that the times

were out of joint indeed if these remarkable strangers with their

puffing smoke boat must needs be inflicted upon them. Near the most

northern point attained Grenfell saw houses built in the branches of

tall straight-stemmed trees. The houses were forty to fifty feet in the

air, and from them dangled rope-ladders reaching to the ground. A

strange and animated spectacle was witnessed when these aerial

structures came into view; for men, women, and children were clambering

up the rope-ladders as fast as their arms and legs could carry them, and

taking refuge in the houses. From these points of vantage they assailed

the _Peace_ with flights of poisoned arrows, which nobody on board

minded a whit, for the party were well protected by the arrow-proof wire

netting that shielded the deck. Savage fears were finally allayed, and

the refugees sought terra firma again. Everybody welcomed Grenfell as he

steamed down the river, and the only trouble was that he could not stay

long enough to satisfy the newly made friends, who had been his enemies

a little before.

Thus the mystery was gradually clearing up. Even before the news from

Grenfell reached Europe, the Belgian geographer Wauters declared that

Schweinfurth's Welle must be a Congo tributary, and the Mobangi its

lower course. What a shout of protest the French geographers raised!

They laughed at the idea, and said it was extremely absurd. The trouble

with them was that if Schweinfurth's river was in the Congo basin, it

could not belong wholly to France, and so they were determined that its

waters should not join the Congo if they could help it. They wanted

nearly every foot of the waterway to be traversed before they were

willing to surrender. But as soon as Grenfell's great discovery was

reported, all other theories melted into air, and Lake Tchad ceased to

figure as the outlet of the Makua.

But poor Dr. Junker did not know how grandly he had helped to solve the

problem. His letters had reached the outside world, but no letters from

home had come to him. Months after Grenfell's ascent of the Mobangi,

Junker reached the sea. "I still believe," he said, "that the Makua goes

to Lake Tchad." He was told of Grenfell's discovery, and he thought it

over for a while before he made reply. Then he simply said: "That

settles it. The Makua goes to the Congo."

But several hundred miles of unexplored river still stretched between

the points attained by Grenfell and Junker, and it was 1890 before this

gap was completely filled by the expeditions of Van Gèle and Le Marinel.

Time and again Van Gèle pulled his little steamer through the rapids

that had barred Grenfell's advance. One of them will always bear the

name of Elephant Rapid, because there the explorer killed an elephant,

whose flesh was smoked, and supplied food to forty black helpers for two

months. New vistas of Africa opened along the half-mile-wide river above

the rapids. Plantations of maize and bananas stretched for miles away.

Many villages dotted the hill-sides, posts of observation were seen high

up in the branches of lofty cottonwood-trees, and, strange to relate,

many women had black hair hanging down their backs in braids, some of

which were so very long that they were tied around the arms to keep them

from trailing on the ground. European anthropologists rubbed their eyes

and read again. But how many stories are spoiled by a little

investigation! It was discovered at last that all these tresses were

false, and of vegetable origin.

Most of the natives were friendly, and their fleets of thirty or forty

canoes, filled with food for sale, often surrounded the steamer; and so,

after twenty years of theory, guess-work, discussion, and exploration,

the great river was at last revealed, from the mountains near the Nile

that gave it birth to the place where it mingles with the Congo.

THE ARMENIAN RELIEF COMMITTEE OF

WASHINGTON SQUARE.

A Comedietta in One Act.

BY EDITH V. BRANDER MATTHEWS.

_Characters:_

MISS SILVIA BROWN, _hostess_.

MISS HARRIETT SPAULDING.

MISS GRACE DUNLAP.

MISS ROSE HALLAM.

MISS PAULINE DAVENPORT.

MISS CATHERINE CRUGER.

TIME.--_Present._

PLACE.--_Miss_ Silvia Brown'_s home, overlooking Washington Square._

SCENE.--_Parlor. Fireplace in flat centre. Door in right upper corner.

Low table to left of fireplace. Six chairs arranged in a semicircle in

centre of stage. At rise of curtain_ Silvia _is discovered seated in a

big arm-chair to left centre, busy reading._

_Silvia_ (_dropping book in her lap as the curtain rolls up_). Oh, dear!

I do wish those girls would come! I begin to feel nervous.

(_Fretfully._) I don't see what good we girls can do, anyhow. We can't

prevent those hideous old Turks from scratching the eyes out of the poor

Armenians. Oh, why did Miss Peabody suggest that we girls of the

graduating class of the Peabody School (_mimicking_) should form

ourselves into some sort of a society in order to keep up the pleasant

friendships begun at school? She might have known Catharine Cruger would

want us to undertake some outlandish thing or other. (_Sarcastically._)

Of course dear Catharine no sooner returned to town this fall than she

reminded us of Miss Peabody's parting injunction, and proposed we should

try to relieve the unfortunate Armenians. It will be so easy, so simple.

(_Angrily._) To think that I was idiot enough to offer to have the

meeting here! But I won't have anything to do with the matter, no noth--

_Rose_ (_entering door right upper corner_). Good-afternoon, dear. I

hope I am not late?

_Silvia_ (_shaking hands, but still somewhat ruffled_). Oh no, dear!

it's only three-quarters of an hour past the time.

_Rose_ (_serenely_). Oh, I am so glad I am the first, for I haven't had

time to look up where Armenia is, so do tell me, dear, before the girls

come (_taking off her veil_). I really meant to have been here earlier,

but as I passed Madame Jacquin's I saw such a love of a theatre hat I

simply couldn't resist going in to try it on.

_Silvia_ (_with interest_). What was it like?

_Rose_. A soft crown of gold-brown velvet, with the cutest little

net-work of gold beads, held on with little loops of blue--

_Harriet_ (_appearing in the doorway_). Oh, girls, I have hurried so,

and I can't stay but a few minutes, for I promised to meet mamma at Mrs.

Draper's in half an hour! It's a musical, you know, and I've simply got

to tell Kitty Draper all about the Leap-Year Ball.

_Grace_ (_entering hastily, and out of breath, addressing_ Harriet). I

saw you ahead of me and tried to catch up, but you walked like a

steam-engine. (_To_ Silvia.) Why, where are the rest?

_Silvia_. I don't know. Pauline promised to be here early, and she is an

hour late now.

_Pauline_ (_coming in as_ Silvia _utters the last words, laughingly_).

Now do have the grace to say "better late than never."

_Silvia_ (_smiling_). "Eavesdroppers never hear any good of themselves"

would be a more suitable proverb. But are we really all here? (_Looks

around._) No, Catharine is missing.

_Grace_ (_mischievously_). Absent would be a better word.

_Rose_. Well, do let's begin. I can't stay more than fifteen minutes. I

ought to be trying on my new mousseline de soie this minute. (_Becoming

enthusiastic._) Really, Madam Mosset has outdone herself. Why, she has

put the dearest, little folds of--

_Harriet_ (_interrupting, wearily_). What are we to do, anyway?

_All_. I don't know.

_Grace_ (_pulling out a letter from her pocket, and reading_). Catharine

says we are an Armenian Relief Committee. (_Helplessly._) What do we

have to do?

_All_ (_wailingly_). I don't know.

_Grace_. Let Silvia tell us; she's hostess.

_Silvia_ (_despairingly_). I haven't the faintest idea what we can do.

Catharine suggested this meeting, and she ought to be here to help us.

_Harriet_ (_gloomily_). If Catharine were here she would make us do just

as she pleases. (_With awe._) She has been studying parliamentary law.

_All_ (_much impressed_). No! Really?

_Grace_. Well, suppose we think hard for a few minutes, and then tell

our ideas. [_Silence._]

_Pauline_ (_suddenly_). Couldn't we-- No, that wouldn't do.

_Harriet_. Perhaps we might-- No, I'm afraid that wouldn't do, either.

_Rose_. Do they need clothes? We might send them a trunkful or two.

_Silvia_ (_doubtfully_). No, I don't believe they need clothes

particularly. (_Then quickly._) I've heard that they suffer horribly

from hunger.

_Harriet_. Splendid! Then we can send them some canned soups and potted

meats and--

_Pauline_ (_sarcastically_). And lobster salad and fried oysters. No,

girls; really, I think if we got our brothers to give us their old guns

and bought a few new ones it would be the best thing. My brother said

last evening they were unarmed, and couldn't defend themselves.

_Grace_ (_humming to the air of "If you want to know the time, ask a

policeman"_). Won't you come and have a Gatling-gun with me?

_Pauline_ (_ruffled_). Well, then, suggest something better yourself;

only my brother said--

_Harriet_ (_energetically_). I know one sure thing. I will have nothing

to do with any fair. I'll do almost anything else you girls want, but

after standing five hours steadily, and only selling four dollars' worth

of rubbish last year at the Golden Rule Fair, I made a solemn vow I

would scrub before doing such a thing again.

_Silvia_. I quite agree with you, my dear. Fairs are immoral. I've told

more lies at my last fair trying to get people to buy things they didn't

want than I ever expect to be guilty of again till--(_hesitating_)--till

the next one.

_Rose_ (_thoughtfully_). Fairs are tiresome, but a costume fair would be

lovely.

_Grace_ (_shaking her head_). No fairs for me. I spent six months for

the last one doing drawn-work on twelve doilies, and then Mrs. Miller

bought them at twenty-five cents apiece for handkerchiefs for her little

girl's doll!

_Pauline_ (_importantly_). Well, my brother says he thinks lotteries and

fairs are all on a par, for at the former you lose your dollars, and at

the latter you lose your sense.

_All_ (_groaning_). Oh, Pauline!

_Grace_. Well, at least we have settled what we won't do, so let's think

up something we can do. Come, Silvia, you suggest something.

_Silvia_. Why can't we give tableaux-vivants, and send the money we get

to our ambassador at Constantinople for distribution?

_Rose_. Lovely!

_Pauline_. Splendid!

_Harriet_. Oh, I can't!

_Grace_. Oh yes, let's!

_Harriet_ (_despairingly_). Oh, I'm so sorry! I wish I could join you

girls in this, but mamma has forbidden my taking part in tableaux.

_All_. Why?

_Harriet_. Because this summer at Newport Mrs. Miller got up some

tableaux in her barn for the benefit of ship-wrecked sailors, and the

next day the papers had a full account of it, and fancy pictures of

every one, and they represented me, in what looked like a night-gown,

posing airily for Maid Marian under a tree.

_Rose_. How shameful!

_Silvia_. Naturally we can't have that; but what can we--

_Catharine_ (_entering_). How do you do, girls? I must apologize for my

tardiness, Silvia, but I had to go shopping, and was delayed. (_Seating

herself._) Now what have you girls decided on doing?

_All_ (_wofully_). Nothing.

_Catharine_ (_springing up_). Do you mean to say you are going to do

nothing? Nothing, when thousands of unfortunate Armenians are being

massacred daily, and thousands still are homeless, hungry, and

destitute; when--

_Silvia_ (_exasperated_). We didn't say we weren't going to do anything:

we simply said we hadn't decided what to do.

[_All try to explain at once._]

_Pauline_. My brother says they need arms--

_Harriet_. Silvia said tableaux; but I can't--

_Grace_. Perhaps if we simply got--

_Rose_. We might give a fancy dress b--

_Catharine_ (_putting her fingers in her ears_). Look here, girls; if we

all talk at once, we won't decide on anything. Now I've studied

Parliamentary law, and I know we ought to have a chairman and a

secretary. Suppose we nominate?

_All_. Oh yes; you be chairman!

_Catharine_. But you must vote. (_Rising._) All those in favor of Miss

Cruger serving us as chairman will please say aye.

_All_ (_half paralysed_). Aye!

_Catharine_. It is a unanimous vote, and Miss Cruger is elected. (_Goes

over to centre of stage and takes middle chair._) Will you please

nominate a secretary?

_Rose_. You be secretary, Harriet.

_Harriet_. No; you be it.

_Rose_. Well, let's have Pauline.

_Pauline_. I can't. I never should know what to do. My brother says--

_Catharine_ (_rapping on back of chair_). The meeting will please come

to order.

_Pauline_ (_with a gasp_). I--I only wanted to say--[_Collapses and

remains silent._]

_Catharine_ (_impatiently_). Well, are you going to nominate?

_All_ (_except_ Harriet). You be secretary, Harriet.

_Harriet_. I really don't want to be. I--

_Catharine_. Miss Spaulding has been nominated. All those in favor of

Miss Spaulding acting as secretary will please say aye.

_All_. Aye!

_Harriet_. But I don't know what to do.

_Catharine_. You're chosen to act. I'll tell you what to do. (_Turning

to the others._) The first business to come before this meeting is how

and in what way can we help the unfortunate Armenians?

_Rose_. I think it would be better--

_Pauline_. My brother says they can't--

_Catharine_. One at a time, please. Miss Hallam has the floor.

_Rose_ (_nettled_). I was only going to suggest--that is, I thought

perhaps it would be as well--(_weakly_)--but I am not at all sure--

[_Subsides._]

_Catharine_ (_severely_). Miss Davenport now has the floor.

_Pauline_ (_bravely_). Well, I simply wanted to say, if the girls

agreed, that as my brother says they need arms, it might be a good thing

for us to send some guns over; but (_beginning to falter_) I don't know

how we could reach the poor things 'way off in Armenia.

_Catharine_. Has any one any further remarks to make? (_Girls sit in

crushed silence._) Then I would like to suggest that we give a fair for

the benefit of the Armenians.

_Silvia_. I don't like fairs, and I don't believe the other girls do.

_Catharine_. Then why don't you rise to a question of consideration.

[Silvia, _nonplussed, remains silent_.]

_Pauline_. Fairs mean hard work, and don't pay; besides, we should have

to have it so soon.

_Catharine_. Kindly make your suggestions in the form of an amendment.

_Pauline_ (_not knowing how, and not liking to admit it, hastily_). Oh,

it's of no consequence.

_Rose_ (_animatedly_). The only fair I ever enjoyed was during the

Columbia celebrations, when we all dressed up as Spanish court ladies,

and--

_Catharine_. Please confine yourself to the question at issue.

_Harriet_ } (_timidly_). But we don't want a--

_Grace_ }

_Catharine_. Miss Spaulding has the floor.

_Harriet_ (_in a fright_). Oh no; you speak, Grace.

_Grace_. No, you speak; you began.

_Harriet_. Yes; but you can say it so much better.

_Catharine_. You are both out of order. Private differences of opinion

should be settled after the meeting. (_Silence._) Are there any further

remarks? (_Slight pause._) If not, I will add to the suggestion that we

have a fair, that we six originators act as patronesses, and each secure

the help of five of our friends. That we then engage Sherry's ballroom

for an afternoon, and give a tea. Useful things only to be sold, such as

lamp shades, sofa cushions, and all household necessities--dusters,

glass-towels, wash-rags, etc. The admission to be by invitation, and the

proceeds to be given to the Clara Barton Fund--

_Girls_ (_interrupting_). Hurrah!

_Catharine_ (_continuing, calmly_). All those in favor of accepting this

suggestion will please say aye.

_All_ (_meekly_). Aye!

CURTAIN.

[Illustration: From Chum to Chum.]

BY GASTON V. DRAKE.

XVII.--FROM BOB TO JACK.

(_Continued from last week._)

After you leave the Bois de Bologne you don't see much until you

get to where the Palace of St. Cloud used to be, and even then you

don't see much either, because there isn't much left to see. It's

had hard luck St. Cloud has. It probably got more licking during

the war with Prussia than any other town in France. Everybody took

a whack at it. When the Germans weren't having fun with it the

French would bombard it, until finally almost every house in it

that hadn't already been shaken down, or bowled over with

cannon-balls, was burned together with the Palace. It's a

nice-looking old ruin though, and Jules says that on Sundays it

fairly swarms with babies and lemonade stands. I'd sort of like to

see it some Sunday, but Pop thinks Sunday is the best day to look

at the churches.

[Illustration]

There's another interesting place you pass on the way out to

Versailles and that is Sevres where they make bric-a-brac. They

make great big vases there that weigh so little you feel as if you

ought to put a brick inside 'em to make 'em stay down. Jules was

stationed here during the war, and he says it was fine. He could

see all the big fires, and all the skirmishes that took place, and

everybody had a sort of a notion that sooner or later there'd be a

big crash in the bric-a-brac shop and Jules is just a human being

like the rest of us. He hated to have the bric-a-brac smashed but

if it had to be smashed he wanted to be on hand to see it go.

That's me all over again. If I had my choice between seeing a King

or a President of the United States, and a bull in a china shop, I

think I'd choose the bull. When you think of how he'd toss tea-cups

around and lash his tail around pile after pile of dinner plates

and soup tureens--well, there's no use trying to describe a sight

like that, but it's what Jules was waiting for at Sevres and it

never happened. War is full of disappointments anyhow. Pop's uncle

went to war once and he says it isn't a bit like the pictures. He

says these parlor tableau generals with spick and span clothes on

and horses rearing on their hind legs with their ears cocked aren't

so, which I don't like to hear and I didn't believe it but Jules

says it's true. He says making mud pies is clean alongside of war.

I have had more ideas busted since I came over here than I ever

thought one person could have. Dukes are plain, Kings are human,

and war is not all bands and flags and glory but just grimy

scrapping. I'm sure I don't know what to believe in any more.

[Illustration]

After a while, after we'd driven through lots of pretty country we

entered the town of Versailles, where the great palace is, and I

tell you it was magnificent. Most of the Avenues have great trees

arching over them, and when I say arching I mean arching because

they are all trimmed and not allowed to grow foliaginous--that's

one of Aunt Sarah's words--the way we let our trees grow at home.

If a giant came walking by he'd think the trees formed a hedge,

they grow so thickly together and are kept square cut on the top

and arched underneath. They look as if an army of barbers had

tended 'em all their lives. I don't think I'd like it always but

once in a while it's interesting to see trees growing that way, and

if I were a monkey there's nothing I'd like better than it because

I could walk mile after mile from tree to tree without having to

come down once.

As for the Palace of Versailles the best way to describe it is what

Aunt Sarah said. "It baffles description" was what she said and

that's what it does. It's so big in the first place that you can't

take it in without looking eight or ten times, and when you try to

go through it and see all there is to be seen you wish you had a

year to spare to do it in. Such pictures, such sculptuary, such

bric-a-brac you never saw before unless you'd been there before.

They had 36,000 men working on the Palace grounds at one time. When

Pop heard that he nearly fainted. He gave me a sum in mental

arithmetic to do. If our hired man can loaf three hours a day, how

many hours a minute, can 36,000 hired men loaf. That's a dandy. Eh?

Some time when I haven't anything else to do I'm going to work it

out.

[Illustration]

Once a lady wanted to go sleigh-riding in July out here, and she

told the King, and he said all right go ahead, "Where'll I get the

snow?" she said. "That's easy," said the King. "You get ready and

it'll be all right." Pop says the King thought it would take her

until winter to get her hat on straight, but it didn't. She was

ready next morning, and he took her sleigh-riding over a road he'd

had covered with _salt_. That's the way Kings did things, and

that's why they discharged 'em.

[Illustration]

We saw the royal carriages too, and they were royal. Gold all over

even the wheels--just like the band-wagons at the circus. Some of

'em looked like show-cases, and Aunt Sarah says that's what they

were and she's glad that day is gone when people liked that sort of

thing and that's where she's wrong because that day hasn't gone.

"People like it yet but they hate to pay for it," Pop says, and I

guess that's it. That's what's the matter in France. They've got

lots of beautiful things, but they've had to pay too much for 'em.

This one palace cost a thousand million francs to build it which is

two hundred million dollars, and after that they had to furnish it

and keep it up, which made taxes so high that nobody had anything

left, and when people haven't got anything left they're apt to get

a little cross, which is what they did here, only they got cross

with the wrong man, cut off the head of a King that didn't have

anything to do with it, which strikes me as a poor way to get

revenged on his great-grandfather.

It is long past bed-time and I must quit. I've made this letter

pretty long because I've sort of hated to go to bed. Jules told me

about the guillotine to-day, which is a sort of spile-driver with a

knife in it to cut people's heads off, and I'm afraid I'm going to

dream about it. Still I can't sit up forever and so good-night.

BOB.

N.Y.I.S.A.A. GAMES: THE 120-YARD HURDLE RACE, FINAL HEAT--SHOWING (1)

BIEN AND BEERS EVEN AT THE THIRD OBSTACLE, AND (2) BEERS FALLING AFTER

STRIKING THE SEVENTH, BIEN WINNING.

[Illustration: 1.]

[Illustration: 2.]

N.Y.I.S.A.A. GAMES: THE START AND FINISH OF THE FINAL HEAT IN THE

100-YARD DASH.

[Illustration: Harris. Patterson. Moore.]

[Illustration]

[Illustration: INTERSCHOLASTIC SPORT]

The field-meetings of the New York and Brooklyn Interscholastic leagues

were held a week ago Saturday, the former on the Berkeley Oval and the

latter at Eastern Park. In many respects the Brooklyn athletes'

performances surpassed those of the New-Yorkers, and in point of

record-smashing the Long-Islanders were far ahead. Only three New York

Interscholastic figures were lowered, whereas in Brooklyn nine out of

fourteen were upset.

There was a number of surprises at the New York meeting. The first was

Irwin-Martin's defeat by Washburn in the quarter-mile run. Martin

started off badly, setting too hot a pace, and took the lead for the

first quarter of a lap. Then Hipple and Washburn broke away from the

bunch, and when three-quarters of the distance had been covered Washburn

forged ahead of the Berkeley man, with Hipple close behind him, leaving

Martin in third place. In this way the three raced down the stretch, and

crossed the line in that order. This hard race took a good deal of the

starch out of Hipple, so that when it came to the half-mile he was not

fresh enough to do any record-breaking. He ran well, however, and came

close to the mark; Draper of Cutler's ran a beautiful race in this

event, leading most of the way, and took second, beating Bedford.

The half-mile tired Bedford for the mile, and Hipple had very little

speed and endurance left in him after the gallant work he had already

done. Nevertheless, both of these Barnard runners toed the scratch with

a large field, and started off pluckily. They staid behind from the

start, and it was soon evident that Bedford could do nothing. Turner of

Cutler's and Clark of Condon's took the lead, and ran beautifully.

Hipple, after trying to urge his schoolmate on for a couple of laps,

left Bedford, and worked his way slowly and laboriously to the front.

But he could not do anything against the fresh leaders, and deserves

great credit for taking the place he did, especially as Turner broke the

interscholastic record for the distance. In spite of being the last man,

Bedford ran pluckily, and did not leave the cinder path until he had

crossed the finish and covered the distance. The quality which led him

to do this is called "sand," and if every athlete would follow Bedford's

example in the many hopeless races that they are forced to run, and

"stick to their colors," it would raise the standard of performance in a

great many cases.

[Illustration: C. W. YOUNG PUTTING THE SHOT.]

Both of the senior sprints went to Moore of Barnard, and both of the

junior sprints went to Leech of Cutler's. These two men are very fast.

If they had not had to face an unfavorable wind, they would doubtless

have made better time; as it is, the performances are not to be ashamed

of. Both Moore and Leech had an easy time of it in their heats,

outclassing all their opponents. They seemed to be aware of their

superiority--too much aware of it, I am afraid, because Moore especially

lost a fraction of his speed by continually looking back. This is a very

bad habit to get into, and no matter how slow the other men are, there

is no excuse for the leading sprinter to look back.

NEW YORK AND LONG ISLAND INTERSCHOLASTIC GAMES.

Event. Records Previous to May 16, 1896.

100-yard dash 10-3/8 sec.

100-yard dash (Jun.) 11 "

220-yard dash 22-4/5 "

220-yard dash (Jun.) 23-4/5 "

440-yard run 52-2/5 "

880-yard run 2 m. 4-1/5 "

Mile run 4 " 52 "

Mile walk 7 " 30-2/5 "

Mile bicycle 2 " 34-2/5 "

120-yard hurdle 15-3/5 "

220-yard hurdle 26-3/5 "

High jump 5 ft. 11 in.

Broad jump 21 " 5 "

Putting 12-lb. shot 40 " 3/4 "

Throwing 12-lb. hammer 117 " 5-1/2 "

Pole vault 10 " 3/8 "

N. Y. I. S. A. A. Games, Berkeley Oval, May 16, 1896.

Event. Winner. Performance.

100-yard dash R. W. Moore, Barnard. 10-3/5 sec.

100-yard dash (Jun.) D. C. Leech, Cutler's. 11-1/5 "

220-yard dash R. W. Moore, Barnard. 23-1/5 "

220-yard dash (Jun.) D. C. Leech, Cutler's. 25-1/5 "

440-yard run H. L. Washburn, Barnard. 52-2/5 "

880-yard run W. S. Hipple, Barnard. 2 m. 5-4/5 "

Mile run [1]W. S. Turner, Cutler's. 4 " 49-3/5 "

Mile walk J. R. Walker, Berkeley. 7 " 56-1/5 "

Mile bicycle H. M. Ridabock, Barnard. 2 " 48-3/5 "

120-yard hurdle F. Bein, Jun., Berkeley. 15-4/5 "

220-yard hurdle D. G. Harris, Cutler's. 27 "

High jump T. R. Pell, Berkeley. 5 ft. 6 in.

Broad jump T. R. Pell, Berkeley. 20 " 5 "

Putting 12-lb. shot C. W. Young, Berkeley. 39 " 9-1/2 "

Throwing 12-lb. hammer [1]C. R. Irwin-Martin, Berkeley. 123 " 5 "

Pole vault [1]J. L. Hurlburt, Jun., Berkeley.10 " 7-3/4 "

Long Island I. S. A. A. Games, Eastern Park, Brooklyn, May 16, 1896.

Event. Winner. Performance.

100-yard dash [1]A. W. Robinson, St. Paul's. 10-2/5 sec.

100-yard dash (Jun.) [1]A. W. Robinson, St. Paul's. 10-2/5 "

220-yard dash Ira Richards, Poly. Prep. 23-4/5 "

220-yard dash (Jun.) ----- -----

440-yard run [1]W. L. Van Wagenen, St. Paul's. 53-3/5 "

880-yard run [1]C. M. Hall, St. Paul's. 2 m. 6 "

Mile run [1]P. Christensen, B'klyn High. 4 " 54-4/5 "

Mile walk ----- -----

Mile bicycle O. L. Roehr, Poly. Prep. 2 " 40-3/5 "

120-yard hurdle L. S. Herrick, B'klyn H.-S. 16-3/5 "

220-yard hurdle [1]L. S. Herrick, B'klyn H.-S. 29-2/5 "

High jump [1]C. L. Duval, B. L. S. 5 ft. 7 in.

Broad jump W. Girrash, B'klyn H.-S. 18 " 3 "

Putting 12-lb. shot B. P. Kinney, St. Paul's. 41 " 9 "

Throwing 12-lb. hammer [1]H. J. Brown, St. Paul's. 123 " 11 "

Pole vault [1]J. A. Forney, Adelphi. 9 " 6 "

[1] Record broken.

Walker of Berkeley, as had been anticipated, had it all his own way in

the walk, and won easily in excellent form. The real race was for second

and third. These places were taken by McCracken of Berkeley and Coffin

of Cutler's.

[Illustration: J. L. HURLBURT, JUN., VAULTING 10 FT. 7-3/4 IN.]

The hurdles furnished some exciting heats. Bien of Berkeley took his

trial, and Beers got first in the second heat. Beers ran in faultless

style on this occasion, but when he met Bien in the finals he seemed to

lose his nerve and to go all to pieces. He scraped most of the

obstacles, and after Bien had passed him he stumbled even more clumsily,

and took an ugly header on the track. Beers is a very clever man over

the high hurdles, but if, as it seems, he becomes affected by the

prowess of an opponent, he should strive mightily to overcome this

weakness. He has frequently covered the distance in better than Bien's

winning time. In the low hurdles Beers met Bien in the trials, and ran

second; but in the finals he seemed to go to pieces again, although he

managed to keep his feet until the last hurdle, where he fell again, and

allowed Harris to win. He recovered himself in time, however, to keep

Bien in third place.

Berkeley took every field event, winning all the points in the hammer.

Here Irwin-Martin made up for his loss of the quarter by breaking the

interscholastic record. Young, who took second, also broke the record,

and Galloway, who took third, came within three feet of the mark. Young

scored again for his school by taking the shot, and T. R. Pell earned a

double win in the jumps.

One of the best performances of the day was Hurlburt's pole-vaulting. He

fulfilled every one's expectations, and broke the interscholastic record

of 10 ft. 3/8 in. by clearing 10 ft. 7-3/4 in., and his work was

performed in faultless style. His nearest opponent, Brown of Drisler,

reached no greater height than 8 ft. 9 in.

[Illustration: J. R. WALKER,--AND THE FIELD.]

No better argument in favor of the abolishment of the bicycle-race from

the interscholastic programme could be offered than Saturday's

performance. It was not a race in the final heat, and it is not certain

that the best man won. It was simply luck that kept Ridabock out of the

mix-up which ruined the chances of every other competitor, twisted one

or more wheels, and caused any number of bruises and scratches. The

bunch was going around the lower turn, at the end of the second lap,

when Ridabock spurted and got clear of the field. No sooner had he done

so than Harbeck of Cutler's tried to follow him. Harbeck fell, and every

other racer piled on top of him. By the time the tangle had been

straightened out Ridabock was three-quarters of a lap in the lead,

riding easily, and looking back complacently. This was a big piece of

luck for Barnard, and enabled her team to tie Cutler's score. If it had

not been for this, the latter would probably have gotten at least five

points, if not more, out of the event, and would have been a closer

second than she was to Berkeley.

The Interscholastic Cup now becomes the permanent property of the

Berkeley School, her winning score at Saturday's games being 48 points.

Barnard and Cutler tied for second place with 36, and Trinity came next

highest with only 7.

In the Long Island games St. Paul's School of Garden City led all the

way, and made the excellent record of 51 points, taking six firsts, six

seconds, and three thirds. St. Paul's has a fine lot of sprinters, but

the leader of them all is A. W. Robinson, the very swift young man who

took both the senior and the junior hundred yards in 10-2/5 sec.,

breaking the record in both cases. He ought to take the event at the

National games, or, at any rate, give Moore a very hard race. In the

220, Goetting of Brooklyn High was a little nervous at the scratch, and

was penalized. This put him at a disadvantage, and he failed even of a

place, the race going to Richards of Poly. Prep.

In the quarter, Van Wagenen of St. Paul's took the lead from the start,

set a hot pace, and won easily, breaking the record. His schoolmate Hall

followed his example in the half, and broke another record. Christensen

of Brooklyn High did good work in this race, but showed himself to be

better at the longer distance. Here, too, he had a race with Hall, but

in this case he defeated the St. Paul's man.

Both the hurdles went to Herrick of Brooklyn High. In the longer

distance he was penalized by two yards, but in spite of this he reached

the tape first, and broke the Long Island interscholastic record.

In the field events the Long-Islanders averaged better than the

New-Yorkers, Duval jumping 5 ft. 7 in., one inch better than Pell;

Kinney putting the shot 41 ft. 9 in. to Young's 39 ft. 9-1/2 in.; and

Brown throwing the hammer six inches further than Irwin-Martin, and also

breaking his League's record. Forney of Adelphi did not do so well as

Hurlburt in the pole vault, but this was hardly to be expected.

Nevertheless, he bettered the previous record of the Long Island

Association.

The papers on track athletics that have appeared from time to time in

this Department are published to-day in book form under the title of

_Track Athletics in Detail_. The aim of the book is to give clearly,

accurately, and concisely the best available information concerning the

methods of training for track and field events as practised by college

and school athletes. The idea has been to furnish to the aspiring

athlete the knowledge which he could otherwise obtain only from a

professional trainer, and, where professional trainers are unavailable,

this book should prove of especial value.

The events treated are limited to those recognized as standards by the

Intercollegiate and Interscholastic Associations. Each one is treated as

briefly as is consistent with thoroughness, and each article is

illustrated with instantaneous photographs taken of the best exponent in

each particular event. The illustrations are arranged in series, as they

were when they first appeared in these columns, and show the attitude of

the athlete at every important point in the performance of his

specialty. The book should be especially valuable as being up to date in

every particular, even to the table of records in the Appendix.

THE GRADUATE.

* * * * *

An Evening with Battle Heroes.

Now that the summer gayeties will soon be on us in full force, and

entertainments of every conceivable character, old and new, are in

demand, worthy Knights and Ladies of Chapters far and near are

doubtless ready to arrange an evening for charity or pleasure, and

I can safely recommend "An Evening with Battles and Battle Heroes"

as a very acceptable entertainment.

Some explanation of the last number is necessary. The scene is

enacted by a quartet of young men in Zouave uniform. An artificial

camp-fire is constructed with the aid of handsome logs, crimson

paper, and, if possible, electric light, though kerosene or candles

will serve. It is needless to go into particulars; a member with

mechanical ability will find no difficulty in making a very

realistic camp-fire. The room is darkened while the logs are being

set. The quartet recline about the fire, and two of them tell

short, pithy war-stories. Then follow some war-songs; Root's

"Tenting on the Old Camp Ground" is a beautiful selection.

PROGRAMME.

1. Piano Solo.--"Le Trot du Cavalier," Spindler.

2. The Death of Hamlet and Laertes; "Hamlet": Act V., Scene II.,

(all but these two parts may be omitted if preferable.)

3. Cornet Solo.--"La Marseillaise," Rouget de Lisle.

4. Discussion.--"Who was the Greater General, Hannibal or Cæsar?"

(Delivered by two members.)

5. A Recollection of '63.

This programme will not occupy so much time that there will not be

a half-hour or so of conversation, with opportunity for serving

refreshments. Plenty of ideas concerning decoration, costuming,

etc., will come to the members once they are given this outline.

VINCENT V. M. BEEDE, R.T.F.

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Continuing the run from Poughkeepsie to Waterbury, leave Newtown and

proceed to Southbury over a fairly good road, with a few hills. Leaving

Southbury, keep to the right; but before getting beyond the town limits

a sharp turn to the left is made, and at the fork beyond turn again to

the right and run out to Strongtown. From Strongtown to Naugatuck the

road improves slightly, and is in good condition. There is no difficulty

in finding the way except at a point a mile or more before reaching

Longmeadow Pond. Here a sharp turn to the right, another to the left,

and a third to the right again are made, and it may be necessary to make

inquiries in order to keep to the proper road. Passing Longmeadow Pond,

continue to Naugatuck, and here cross the railroad, turn to the left,

run up through Union City by Great Hill, to Waterbury, following on the

eastern side of the railroad and Naugatuck River.

Leaving Waterbury, proceed direct to Waterville, running alongside the

New York and New Haven Railroad, keeping to the left of Waterville by a

somewhat steep hill, and then bearing to the right again into Pequabuck.

Crossing the railroad, follow it to Terryville, and keeping sharp to the

right on running out of Terryville, run to a junction of the roads about

a mile out of Bristol. It will be wise to follow the map here, carefully

turning to the left, and on entering Bristol keeping to the right again

rather than running straight through the side streets of the town.

Passing Forestville, cross the railroad at Plainville, and follow the

railroad into New Britain. The run from New Britain to West Hartford is

not difficult to find, except at about four miles out from the centre of

the city the rider must keep to the right at the fork, and a little less

than three miles farther on, instead of running into Elmwood, he should

bear to the left and make straight for West Hartford. At West Hartford

take Farmington Avenue and run into Broad Street, Hartford; thence

proceed to Capital Avenue, Trinity Street, and Pearl Street to the City

Hall.

The roads along this route are in reasonably good condition, but they

are not very level. After reaching the Connecticut line, and especially

after leaving Newtown, the wheelman will find that he has a good many

very short but somewhat steep grades, and the danger is, if he is not an

experienced rider, realizing that they are not very long hills, and not

appreciating the strain that a succession of short hills gives to a

rider, he may try to do them all. It should be borne in mind, therefore,

that it is wiser occasionally to dismount and walk up several of these

hills, or to dismount and rest on the top of one or two of them.

Otherwise a run of this length, which is not over thirty miles, would

tire the average rider and take away the pleasure of his run.

NOTE.--Map of New York city asphalted streets in No. 809. Map of

route from New York to Tarrytown in No. 810. New York to Stamford,

Connecticut in No. 811. New York to Staten Island in No. 812. New

Jersey from Hoboken to Pine Brook in No. 813. Brooklyn in No. 814.

Brooklyn to Babylon in No. 815. Brooklyn to Northport in No. 816.

Tarrytown to Poughkeepsie in No. 817. Poughkeepsie to Hudson in No.

818. Hudson to Albany in No. 819. Tottenville to Trenton in No.

820. Trenton to Philadelphia in No. 821. Philadelphia in No. 822.

Philadelphia-Wissahickon Route in No. 823. Philadelphia to West

Chester in No. 824. Philadelphia to Atlantic City--First Stage in

No. 825; Second Stage in No. 826. Philadelphia to Vineland--First

Stage in No. 827; Second Stage in No. 828. New York to

Boston--Second Stage in No. 829; Third Stage in No. 830; Fourth

Stage in No. 831; Fifth Stage in No. 832; Sixth Stage in No. 833.

Boston to Concord in No. 834. Boston in No. 835. Boston to

Gloucester in No. 836. Boston to Newburyport in No. 837. Boston to

New Bedford in No. 838. Boston to South Framingham in No. 839.

Boston to Nahant in No. 840. Boston to Lowell in No. 841. Boston to

Nantasket Beach in No. 842. Boston Circuit Ride in No. 843.

Philadelphia to Washington--First Stage in No. 844; Second Stage in

No. 845; Third Stage in No. 846; Fourth stage in No. 847; Fifth

Stage in No. 848. City of Washington in No. 849. City of Albany in

No. 854; Albany to Fonda in No 855; Fonda to Utica in No. 856;

Utica to Syracuse in No. 857; Syracuse to Lyons in No. 858; Lyons

to Rochester in No. 859; Rochester to Batavia in No. 860; Batavia

to Buffalo in No. 861; Poughkeepsie to Newtown in No. 864.

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This Department is conducted in the Interest of stamp and coin

collectors, and the Editor will be pleased to answer any question

on these subjects so far as possible. Correspondents should address

Editor Stamp Department.

Some of the most advanced collectors are now mounting the stamps in

their albums by affixing the hinge at the left side. First quality of

hinges are used, and as small a portion of the stamp covered by the

hinge as possible. This method has many advantages over the old plan of

hinging at the top.

A philatelic button has been put on the market, and is finding quite a

large sale. It is circular in form, bearing a suggestion of the common

2c. red stamp in the centre, with the motto in a circle, "Philatelia's

Followers." The price is fifteen cents.

A gentleman has just disposed of his collection as a whole for $11,000.

This collection was made during the fifteen years 1860-1875, when stamps

were low in price, owing to the fact that study and observation had not

yet determined the relative scarcity of the stamps then known. The

collector kept a record of what his stamps cost, which was about $350 in

all. The gem of the collection was an unused Cape of Good Hope, black

4d, error in red, which has since been sold for $2500. Many other

rarities are in the collection, and the purchaser has already sold

enough to pay the first cost, and has many valuable stamps left as a

profit.

One of the leading philatelists of England has published an article

claiming to have discovered the secret mark on the 30c. 1873 U. S. It

turns out to be the regular faint centring mark, which shows on almost

every U. S. stamp until the plate has been worn down by printing.

Nearly two years ago the Boston post-master had a cancelling die made in

the form of the U. S. flag. His example has been widely followed

throughout the Union, and now other countries are using a similar

device. In Canada they use the "union-jack," and it makes a very neat

cancellation. This is a very commendable practice from the point of view

of philatelists. How often have we not been obliged to put a stamp in

our albums which was cancelled with a dauber. The most advanced

philatelists make it a point to get cancelled stamps bearing a date-mark

wherever possible. Of course, in the case of very rare stamps they are

glad to take whatever they can get.

The stock of sixpenny Bahamas, mauve, is entirely exhausted. Probably a

new stamp in another color will be issued. This stamp is much scarcer

than the catalogue price would indicate (25c., either used or unused).

Collectors of revenue stamps will be interested to know that Western

Australia has issued one stamp of value £2625 (about $13,000). The Black

Flag Mining Company purchased forty leases of mining lands for £525,000.

The stamp duty was £2625. The government took a one-penny stamp and

surcharged it with the amount, and the lessees affixed it to the lease.

When that lease expires the collectors of Australia will bid against

each other for the unique stamp.

J. V. COOPER.--Stamps bearing "Ultramar" with date are Cuban stamps

issued between 1868 and 1876. The Congo 50c. green can be bought,

used or unused, for 20c.

P. B. SHEE.--The 2-1/2d. English surcharged 40 paras is used, for

prepaying letters sent through the British Post-office at

Constantinople. Germany, France, and Russia also have post-offices

in Constantinople, as the Turkish P. O. is very inefficient.

J. N. FRAZIER.--No premium on your coins.

A. O. HALL.--"Speculative" stamps are those issued by governments

primarily for the revenue to be raised by the purchase of the

unused stamps by stamp-dealers and stamp-collectors. The stamps

themselves are good for postage. Instances: the various "Seebeck"

issues, the St. Anthony stamps of Portugal, etc. "Fraudulent"

stamps are those not issued by a government for postal or revenue

purposes, but are issued by unauthorized parties. Instances: the

Principality of Trinidad, Clipperton Island, Nyassaland, etc.

JACQUES COMBES, Lycée, 106 Rue de la Pompe, Paris, wishes to

exchange European stamps for United States stamps.

W. K. DART.--There is no 2c. green Straits Settlement 1892. The

12-1/2c. Canada is worth 30c.; the 10c. pink, 4c.; the 5c. beaver,

5c. U. S. revenues are very well worth keeping, with the exception

of the 2c. Bank Check, etc.

A. CUENOD.--The 5r. Switzerland unperforated is worth 15c., the

15r. unperforated 6c., the perforated 5r. and 10r., 2c. each.

G. H. CLARK.--The surcharge "O.S." on New South Wales stamps and

others means "Official Service." Your Canadian piece is a token,

not a coin. Stamp-dealers, as a rule, are not collectors.

HAROLD C. DAY, 420 Madison Avenue, New York city, wishes to

exchange stamps.

PHILATUS.

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Cryptography Again.

Members with musical tastes will enjoy corresponding by means of a

musical cryptogram. Though this is more difficult of construction

than the Dial or Stencil cryptogram, it will be a novel and

interesting variation of the "Model Letter-writer," and such helps.

If, perchance, a member becomes involved in State politics, and

desires to inform his friend in office of an important plan, he can

send a few bars of music and no one will be the wiser.

On a 10-inch square of card-board draw a circle divided into 30

parts. These should be separated by lines into three rows or sets.

In each of the outer spaces place a figure of musical time, in each

of the next row the capital letters of the alphabet, and in each of

the inner spaces a note or group of notes on ruled lines. The blank

space within is to be filled by a movable disk. On the edge of the

disk, at regular intervals, place the three musical signatures, and

through the centre drive a pin. Your correspondent must be supplied

with a similar dial. Provide yourself with the regulation ruled

music paper. Turn the disk so that one of the signatures will

correspond with a note on the square, with a letter and figure of

time above it. This will give the clew to your correspondent. You

are now prepared to write your message by using the various notes

which correspond to the letters above.

VINCENT V. M. BEEDE.

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South African Fruits and Facts.

Perhaps your scientific readers can make an astronomical puzzle

plain to me. A gentleman with whom I am well acquainted, has often

said he could always tell whether we would have rain by the

appearance of the new moon. If on her first appearance she was "on

her point" we would have rain, if she lay on her back we would have

dry weather. I confess I was rather sceptical when I first heard

this, but it has been proved to me so often that I am fain to

believe it.

During our recent severe drought this gentleman used to look at the

new moon every month. "No rain this month." At last, "The moon is

on her point! we'll have rain!" and _we did have rain_. Can you

explain this? His predictions concerning the weather have never

been known to fail. An old Kafir used to say, "The moon's dam is

open; we'll have rain." It was no use explaining to him that there

was no water in the moon. The question is, Does the moon really

affect the atmosphere? That is to say, "Why is it that in rainy

seasons the moon is on her point?" I should be much obliged if some

of your clever readers would kindly solve this problem for me.

I like Brenda Neville's suggestion of a temperance club. I am a

teetotaler, and would like to correspond with Lady Brenda. One has

only to live among the Kafirs to see what an awful power brandy has

over men. In one of our newspapers I saw that total abstinence is

steadily on the increase in Cape Colony. I am glad of it. I hope

the Founders of our splendid Order will take up this idea of a

temperance club. Our object--as far as I understand it--is to do as

much good as we can in the world, and to make the best and most of

our lives.

In the Park at East London (South Africa) grows a rather peculiar

plant. It bears a fruit which so exactly resembles a hen's egg that

many people have been deceived by it. In fact, one lady took

several to an old Dutch woman, and asked her if she would kindly

set them under one of her fowls. The simple old woman was

delighted, being under the impression that these were a

particularly precious setting of eggs. It was not until some time

after that the lady explained her practical joke.

The wild coffee grows about the mountains and kopjes here. It is an

exceedingly pretty shrub, the leaves being of a bright glossy

green, and the flowers of a waxy cream-color. It bears berries

which, after a while, turn red. After they are dry, if you open

one, you will find two seeds very much resembling bought coffee.

One of my uncles had a number of these seeds gathered, burnt, and

ground. Then he had it prepared in the ordinary way, and said it

tasted very good indeed.

The wild-tobacco-tree grows about here too, but it is not of much

use. It is said to be poisonous, but I am told that this is

incorrect. We used to make chains out of the flowers years ago.

In the kloofs we have several varieties of the wild geranium. My

favorite is the "Ivy." It looks so pretty growing over the rocks or

around some old stumps. The aloes grow all up the sides of the

mountain. When it is time for them to flower, a tall stalk shoots

up from the middle of the aloe which, in course of time, becomes

covered with red blossoms. There is another aloe which is

extensively used for making fences. I do not know whether it grows

wild. When it flowers it sends up a stalk to a very great height,

the top of which is crowned with yellow flowers. It has long

tapering leaves, the sides of which are covered with thorns. It

makes an excellent hedge.

At the agricultural show, which was held on the 26th and 27th

February, in Queenstown, I saw a pair of snow-white ferrets. I

thought at first they were white mice. Among the rocks we often see

dassies sunning themselves. These are said to be the conies of the

Bible. The spring hare, or jerboa, is a great nuisance to the

farmers. Its front feet are used for making burrows. Its hind legs

are four times the length of the front ones, and it is with these

that it makes its prodigious leaps. It is said that the jerboa uses

its tail as a lever. It comes out at night-time and works great

havoc among the farmers' crops. By the time this reaches you autumn

will have set in properly. At present there seems no abating of the

summer heat. If anything it is worse.

ISMA FINCHAM, R.T.L.

ROYDON, QUEENSTOWN, CAPE COLONY,

SOUTH AFRICA, _March_ 2, 1896.

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Any questions in regard to photograph matters will be willingly

answered by the Editor of this column, and we should be glad to

hear from any of our club who can make helpful suggestions.

HOW TO MAKE A NEGATIVE FROM A PRINT.

It sometimes happens that one is so unfortunate as to break a valuable

negative. If the glass is broken, but the film uninjured, the film may

be removed, and transferred to another glass with very little trouble.

(Directions for this process were given in No. 856 of the ROUND TABLE.)

If the film as well as the glass is broken, there is no way of restoring

the negative, but a new negative may be made from an unmounted print.

The printing-frame must be fitted with a plain glass, free from defects.

Lay the print on the glass face up, and place over it a slow plate--a

plate about the sensitomer of the Carbutt "B" gives the best results. If

the print is of average density, expose to an ordinary gas-flame or

lamp-light for five seconds. A little longer time must be given to a

strong print, and a little less to a weak print. Develop the same as any

negative properly timed, starting with a slow developer.

In case one has only mounted prints, remove the print from the card by

soaking in warm water till it can be easily stripped off from the mount.

Lay the print face down on a sheet of glass, and sponge carefully to

remove all particles of paste. Sometimes the print requires soaking

after it has been removed from the mount if the paste used was very

adhesive. After the print is cleaned, dry on a ferrotype plate free from

scratches. Old albumen prints make fine negatives, as the paper gives

deeper prints. It is always a good plan to make a paper negative from

fine plates, so that if a negative is accidentally destroyed one has

still a good substitute.

Sir Knight Russell Senior, who is much interested in the formulas for

tinted papers and transparencies, sends the following process for

changing blue prints to brown:

"After washing and drying as usual, immerse the print in a solution made

of strong ammonia water, 1 oz., water, 8 oz. Leave the print in this

solution till it has lost its blue color, which will take from three to

five minutes; then rinse and place in a solution of water, 6 oz., tannic

acid, 1 dram. (This must be filtered before using.) The print must

remain in this solution till the required sharpness and tone are

obtained, which will take from ten to fifteen minutes. If the color is

not dark enough at the end of fifteen minutes, add a few drops of

ammonia; leave in two minutes longer, and wash."

Our members will probably like to try this formula, and very soft tones

of brown may be obtained if the directions are carefully followed.

SIR KNIGHT FRANK F. SMITH, P.O. Box 236, Cumberland, Md., one of

the prize-winners in our recent contest, says that any of the other

prize-winners who wish a copy of his prize picture may have it by

sending a copy of his or her own picture that also took a prize,

and that any members of the Camera Club who would like a

photo-etching of the picture may have it by sending two-cent stamp

for postage. Sir Knight Frank would like to exchange photographs

with each of the prize winners.

SIR KNIGHT J. M. COREY asks how to transfer the film on a

photograph to glass, and how a drop-shutter is made. The best way

of transferring film to glass is to use the transferrotype paper

for prints, and then transfer according to directions given in No.

840 of the ROUND TABLE. Directions for a drop-shutter could not be

given without illustrating with diagrams, and our space does not

allow of illustrations.

"NEW PATRON," Nova Scotia, asks for a formula for a flash-light

powder. Why not use the pure magnesia? It makes a strong actinic

light, and if burned on metal is comparatively harmless, but when

combined with other compounds is sometimes dangerously explosive,

and requires great care in handling. In regard to mixing the

solutions without hydrometer, the simplest way would be to use the

rule for ten-per-cent. solutions--one ounce of the chemical and

nine ounces of water. A twenty-per-cent. solution would be two

ounces, Troy measure, and eight ounces of water. A thirty-per-cent.

solution would be three ounces, Troy measure, and seven ounces of

water.

SIR KNIGHT F. T. WATSON asks how to make solio and aristo paper;

what is litmus paper, filtering paper, and distilled water; how

many sheets 4 by 5 blue prints can be made with formula given in

No. 797; if the formula given for glycin developer is good for

pocket Kodak; wishes a formula for combined toning and fixing bath;

and what is a ferrotype plate, and for what it is used. Do not

attempt to make either solio or aristo paper; it is much more

expensive than to buy the ready-prepared paper. Formulas for toning

both in one and two solutions are enclosed in each package. Litmus

paper is unsized white paper steeped in a solution of litmus and

dried in the air. It is used to test solutions, the red litmus

paper for alkalies, and blue litmus paper for acids. Filtering

paper is unsized porous paper, and is used to filter or strain

solutions to remove any impurities which they may hold. Distilled

water is water evaporated by boiling, and again collected and

condensed by means of a still. In making up solutions where one

cannot get distilled water, water which has been filtered will

often serve as well as distilled water. A ferrotype plate is a thin

iron plate highly varnished. It is used by amateurs to dry aristo

prints. The prints are squeegeed to the plate, and when dry have a

high polish. The glycin developer works well for films, but is

rather slow. Metol-quinol is better, and more easily managed. Three

or four dozen sheets of paper may be sensitized with the blue-print

formula.

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This Department is conducted in the interest of Girls and Young

Women, and the Editor will be pleased to answer any question on the

subject so far as possible. Correspondents should address Editor.

How to make a cup of tea? Is that what Agnes and Amy wish me to tell

them? Nothing is easier. The odd thing is that so many girls fancy

tea-making a difficult art, when it is really a very simple process,

which needs only attention and care to produce excellent results.

One thing you must if possible have, and that is a good brand of tea.

English breakfast, if excellent, is a very satisfactory kind, and there

are blends of Oolong, Souchong, and just a dash of orange pekoe which

any good grocer will put up for you, and which are very satisfactory. By

this I mean that the taste is refined and agreeable, and the tea rests

and refreshes the one who drinks it. I myself prefer a sort of tea which

comes from Ceylon, and has a fragrance like flowers, and is so clean and

sweet and smooth that no tea compares with it in the opinion of those

who have given it a trial. Whatever tea you use, it should be bought in

small quantities, unless you have an air-tight box, lined with tin-foil,

in which to keep it from the air. Tea loses its flavor if carelessly

kept in a loosely fastened caddy.

Having good tea to begin with, next be sure that you have freshly drawn

pure and filtered water of which to make the beverage. The water must

not have been standing for hours exposed to the weather nor simmering on

the range, and growing flat. It must be fresh, and then if you have a

brisk fire, or the hot flame of an alcohol-lamp, bring it quickly to the

boil. A flat-bottomed kettle is to be preferred, as it has a broad

surface to expose to the heat, and the boiling is soon accomplished.

Water is boiling when it bubbles and jumps merrily about, and the steam

comes in white puffs from the spout of the kettle. It does not boil when

it begins to simmer and to sing. That is only the sign that it is near

to boiling. You must make your tea when the water has just boiled, not

when it has been boiling a long time. A kettle which has been standing

on the back of a stove all day, filled up now and then by a dipper or

two more of water added when some has been taken out, will not make good

tea. You must boil the water on purpose.

An earthen pot is better for tea than a metal one. Pour a little boiling

water in the pot to heat it, and after a minute or two pour it out. Now

put a teaspoonful of tea for every cup of hot water--an even, not a

heaping spoonful--and add an extra one for the pot. Pour on as much

water as will fill the number of cups you wish to make. Let it stand two

minutes, then with a long-handled spoon stir the leaves once through the

water, and instantly cover the pot again. Three minutes more and your

tea is done. Never let tea steep or boil, or stand a long time. It is a

quick, neat, nice process from beginning to end.

MARGARET E. SANGSTER.

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Commit to

Memory.

In Germany the children in the schools Commit to Memory the words they

are accustomed to sing, and they are seldom at a loss for Music

anywhere; especially when great numbers are assembled do they sing

together, in mighty chorus, the songs and hymns of the Fatherland

without reference to a book "for the words." This is a grand result

coming out of the Schools. In America too much time is occupied in

teaching, not enough in learning, and, as a result, when we want to

sing--perhaps only the National Hymn--"nobody knows the words." Let it

be regarded an essential part of School work, daily or weekly, for

Teacher and pupil to Commit to Memory some good thing in Prose or Verse.

The Franklin Square Song Collection comprises Eight Numbers, which may

be had bound separately or in different styles. These numbers may also

be had in two volumes at $3.00 each. For full list of contents, sixteen

hundred songs and hymns, alphabetically arranged, address

Harper & Brothers, New York.

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TRACK ATHLETICS IN DETAIL

Compiled by the Editor of "Interscholastic Sport" in HARPER'S ROUND

TABLE. Illustrated by Instantaneous Photographs. 8vo, Cloth,

Ornamental, $1.25. In "HARPER'S ROUND TABLE Library."

Each chapter of this book treats of a different event of track and field

athletics, and is illustrated by instantaneous photographs of the

leading athletes of America. These pictures show the detail of the work

for each event, and the text gives instruction and advice which will

prove most valuable not only to athletes who cannot avail themselves of

the services of a trainer, but to more experienced performers as well.

In an appendix are given the A. A. U. rules and tables of amateur,

inter-collegiate, and interscholastic records.

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A CLOSE CALL.

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An American who was travelling in the hills of Scotland paid ten dollars

for a first-class ticket for a stage-coach ride over the mountains. Soon

after the start he noticed that a man who had a second-class ticket,

which cost five dollars, and several who had third-class tickets, price

two dollars and a half, were enjoying as good seats and apparently as

many privileges as he was. The American concluded that the canny

Scotsmen had gotten the better of him, but decided to hold his peace and

pay for the experience. When the end of the journey was reached, at

evening, however, the traveller had changed his mind; he felt he had had

his money's worth. For every time that day when the coach came to the

foot of a steep hill the horses were stopped, and the driver called out,

"First-class passengers, keep your seats; second-class passengers, get

out and walk; third-class passengers, get out and push!" And they all

did every time.

* * * * *

There had been a lack of men joining the ranks, and the Colonel was

visiting a recruiting-station, inspecting the workings of his recruiting

sergeants. Suddenly a terrific noise of shouting and shuffling of feet

came through the open window. Now it came from the stairway,

intermingled with sundry loud bumps and knocks, and the door burst open,

showing a red-faced perspiring little sergeant pushing, hauling, and

tugging at a big country lad. The latter was doing his best to escape

the firm grip of the soldier.

"Halt!" cried the Colonel. "How is this, sir?" he said to the sergeant.

"Is this the way you secure recruits--by force, sir!"

The red-faced sergeant looked up and down, then at the Colonel, and

blurted out, "Sure, sir, the only way to get them _volunteers_ is by

force, sir."

* * * * *

Pat was an Irishman, and he was trying to ride a bicycle. "The pesky

wheel," as he put it, wouldn't stay straight, but wriggled this way and

that, every now and then landing him in a heap on the road. A number of

people gathered around to see the fun. At last, however, he got started

fairly well, and was moving along smoothly, when the wheel gave a lurch,

and in attempting to recover himself he made a desperate lunge, and over

he went, hitting the curb-stone in his downfall. A policeman ran up, and

after straightening him out, demanded that he give an account of

himself.

"Faith!" said Pat, "I'd loike to see any man give an account when he has

once lost his balance."

* * * * *

It was a battered, war-scarred veteran that ambled into the

pension-office one day last week, and slowly approaching the clerk of

the office, asked, in a quavering voice, where he could get a pension.

"In what company did you serve?" asked the clerk.

"Company G, of the Sixth Volunteers."

"Ever injured in battle?"

The veteran drew himself up to his full height, which was distressingly

little, and exclaimed, in as loud a voice as he could muster,

"Yes, sir; I was hit by a shell in the battle of Bull Run, and knocked

all to pieces."

"Dear me!" said the clerk, smiling. "You're a wonderful veteran. Where

do you live, and how do you manage to keep alive your many pieces?"

"That's the trouble, sir, and the very reason I want a pension, 'cause

I've had trouble ever since taking up my quarters wherever I could find

them."

* * * * *

Mary and Martha, two little sisters, had been promoted to the dignity of

a big bed, where they slept together. "I sleep on the front side,"

announced Mary, with an air of importance.

"And where do you sleep, Martha?" inquired the visitor.

"I sleep where Mary doesn't," replied Martha, with a rueful glance at

her restless little sister.

* * * * *

"Sam, I find you are an incorrigible story-teller. Did you ever in your

life tell the truth?"

"Massa, de truth am a virtue, am it not?"

"Yes Sam, it is; but I'm afraid you lack that virtue."

"No, sah, dat am not so. It am such a powerful good virtue, sah, an' I's

got so much ob it, sah, dat I's am not goin' to let any of it escape,

so's I's done waste any of it, sah."

* * * * *

Two little girls were out walking, when they passed the big brick

building of an orphan asylum. "That, Martha," said Mary, anxious to

impart her knowledge to her younger sister, "is where the little orphans

live. Mr. and Mrs. Orphan are both dead."

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