CHAPTER XIX.

The British General who pointed out the road to victory on the 21st of

June, has by many been denominated a military quack, who never gained a

battle but by sheer blundering. This assertion, no less ridiculous than

false, I shall not notice farther than to remark, that the Emperor of

the French must at one time have entertained a similar opinion of our

unrivalled General's military talents, otherwise how can we account for

him appointing a general to the chief command in Spain who was totally

unfit for the station he occupied at Vittoria. On perusing the details

of the battle what opinion will military men of later times entertain

of Marshal Jourdan's abilities as a general when they discover that

he posted a few light troops only on the heights of Puebla, when they

should have been crowned with a force sufficiently numerous to have

held them against all mortal flesh? What opinion will they have of his

military qualifications, when they read, that he permitted his right

wing to be driven from his principal and direct line of communication

into France, when to have preserved which, next to beating his

antagonist, should have been his principal object. What will they think

of the Hero of Gemappe, when they perceive that he not only allowed his

wings to be turned, but thrown back upon his centre, and his whole army

ultimately forced back upon an outlet, not broader than was necessary

to secure the retreat of one of his divisions, on such an emergency?

Why, that he was a person perfectly incompetent to command an army of

sixty or seventy thousand Frenchmen against such an adversary: for by

the first error he placed the key of his position in our hands,--by

the second, he barred the door of the principal outlet from the field

against himself,--and by the effects produced by these, his army was

huddled together, and in a short time became such an ungovernable

mass, that he had latterly no other alternative than to abandon his

artillery, stores, &c. in order to preserve his cavalry and infantry

from entire destruction.

In the company which I had the honour to command in 1813, there was a

man named Walsh, whose character was so tainted, that not a soldier

in the company would associate with him. Whether designedly, or

through neglect, I will not pretend to determine, but on inspecting

his arms at Puebla, I found his bayonet bent like a sickle. Enraged

at his conduct, I reprimanded him sharply; but instead of expressing

regret for the offence, Walsh turned his head as I was moving off, and

most unfeelingly said, "What am I to do with the bayonet, Sir? if we

charge to-day I will not be able to thrust it into any _Frenchman's

guts_." This ruffianly speech caused a thrill of horror to run through

the company like a shock of electricity. On our march from Puebla

towards the scene of action, Walsh's whole conversation was nothing

but a connected chain of blasphemous sentences. Oath succeeded oath,

with such frightful rapidity, that his companions at length became

horror-struck. In this state of mind he went into action on the lower

part of the position, where the shot and the shell plunged around him

without producing any visible amendment. The regiment proceeded to the

heights, Walsh all the way pursuing a similar course, venting curses

on all and every thing around, above, and below. When we had arrived

within about two hundred yards of the 50th, _and before any one had

heard the sound of a ball at that point_, the unfortunate wretch,

in the very act of uttering a dreadful torrent of blasphemy, fell a

lifeless corpse, his head having been perforated by a musket ball.

Walsh's sudden and striking exit from this to another world, furnished

conversation to his companions during the remainder of the day. His

death was viewed by them as a striking manifestation of the divine

wrath for his numerous and heinous offences against the Author of his

being.

Between the second and third attacks on the heights of Puebla, the

pay-sergeant of the company, accompanied by a corporal and private,

requested my permission to bring Walsh's knapsack from the rear, and

dispose of its contents by auction, for behoof of his family. Highly

approving of this admirable display of feeling on the part of the

company, I waited on Colonel Cameron, and solicited permission for the

sergeant to go and take the necessaries from the dead man's back. Quite

delighted with the idea, the Colonel readily gave his sanction. In a

few minutes the auction began; the biddings went on with life, till the

whole was disposed of. By this praise-worthy act thirty-one shillings

were added to the balance due to the deceased, and remitted to the

widow. Two officers of the 50th, who were standing beside me during the

sale, declared, with tears in their eyes, that it was one of the most

singular and beautiful exhibitions they had ever witnessed. Singular it

undoubtedly was; for in the annals of warfare it was perhaps the only

_public auction_ ever attempted amidst the roaring of artillery and

vollies of musketry.

A young lad belonging to the sixth company committed a singular act

of cowardice at Vittoria. On ascending the heights, he, under some

frivolous pretence, fell out, but _forgot_ to rejoin his comrades. In a

few days thereafter, notice arrived from an hospital in the rear, that

he had received such a bad wound in the hand that amputation had been

performed at the wrist. On investigating into the matter, it turned

out, that in order to avoid the _chance of being hit_ in action, he had

actually inflicted a wound on himself which might have proved mortal.

Thus, to avoid the _possibility_ of dying the death of the brave, he

imprinted the stamp of the coward on his person, and suspended round

his neck a load of ignominy and dishonour which can only be hid in the

grave.

When inspecting the arms of the first company, a young lad who had

never been in action before, stepped up to the captain of it, and

informed him he was so unwell that he would be obliged to fall out. On

inquiring the nature of the complaint, Captain C. received for answer,

"_A sair wame, Sir_." Conceiving that all was not right, Captain C. was

induced to walk with him to Colonel Cameron, who, on taking the _sick_

man by the shoulder, and causing him to face the heights of Puebla,

pointed to some French sentries on their summit, and then inquired

if he saw them. Replying in the affirmative, the Colonel then said,

"Well, my man, those fellows you see on the top of the hill are the

best _doctors_ in the world for complaints like your's," and raising

his voice he continued, "and by ---- if I live you shall consult them

this day!" Covered with shame, poor B. rejoined his companions, moved

forward with them in very depressed spirits, but during the action was

one of the keenest spirits in the fray, and ever after his Captain had

more difficulty in restraining his courage than he had in rousing it

into action at Vittoria. This little incident shews most unequivocally,

that in going into action for a first time, young soldiers should

invariably be incorporated with old ones. For had this youth been

allowed to retire, under the feigned plea of sickness, he would have

remained a coward ever after.

A French colonel, commanding a portion of their light troops on the

heights of Puebla, finding the ground unfavourable for equestrian

exercise, sent his charger to the rear a little before the action

began. Being a very corpulent man, his running pace was that of a duck,

which of all others is the worst calculated to carry a person out of

the clutches of a _light bob_. Seeing there was no possibility of

making his escape, the Colonel wheeled round, and surrendered himself a

prisoner. Perceiving him covered with a profuse perspiration, our lads

were ill-mannered enough to indulge in a hearty laugh at his expense.

Seeing he was the butt of the group, the worthy representative of Sir

John Falstaff very good humouredly remarked to an officer of the 92d

regiment on surrendering his sword, "O God! O God! what a fool was I to

part with my horse. For the want of it now I have become your merryman."

Colonel Cadogan, of the 71st, who fell on the heights of Puebla, was

leading a charge of his light troops when he was hit. The Colonel had

turned round to cheer on his followers, and had just repeated, "Well

done, well done, brave Highlanders!" when the intrepid leader, mortally

wounded, fell from his horse into the arms of a kindred spirit, Captain

Seton, commanding the light company 92d Highlanders, son of the late

Sir William Seton of Pitmidden, Aberdeenshire.

Yes, tho' too soon attaining glory's goal,

To us his bright career too short was given;

Yet, in a glorious cause, his phœnix soul

Rose on the flames of victory to heaven.

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