THE GAY DECEIVER

The drongo cuckoo (_Surniculus lugubris_) is a bird of which I know

practically nothing. I doubt whether I have ever seen it in the flesh. It

is, of course, quite unnecessary to apologise for discoursing upon a

subject of which one’s knowledge is admittedly _nil_. In this superficial

age the most successful writers are those most ignorant of their subject.

When you know only one or two facts it is quite easy to parade them

properly, to set them forth to best advantage. They are so few and far

between that there is no danger of their jostling one another or

bewildering the reader. Then, if you are conversant only with one side of

a question, you are able to lay down the law so forcibly, and the public

likes having the law laid down for it, it does not mind how crude, how

absurd, how impossible one’s sentiments are so long as one is cocksure of

them and is not afraid to say so.

My lack of knowledge of the habits of the drongo cuckoo is, however, not

my chief reason for desiring to write about it. I wish to discuss the

bird because natural selectionists frequently cite it as bearing striking

testimony to the truth of their theory, whereas it seems to me that it

does just the opposite. _Surniculus lugubris_ is, so far as I am able to

judge, an uncompromising opponent of those zoologists who pin their faith

to the all-sufficiency of natural selection to account for evolution in

the organic world.

The drongo cuckoo is as like the king-crow as one pea is to another. This

bird, says Blanford, “is remarkable for its extraordinary resemblance in

structure and colourisation to a drongo or king-crow (_Dicrurus_). The

plumage is almost entirely black, and the tail forked owing to the

lateral rectrices being turned outwards.” Blanford further declares that

the bird, owing to its remarkable likeness to the king-crow, is apt to be

overlooked.

This being so, it is quite unnecessary for me to describe the drongo

cuckoo; it is the image of a king-crow. But stay, perhaps there are some

who do not know this last bird by sight. Such should make its

acquaintance. They will find it sitting on the next telegraph wire they

pass—a sprightly black bird, much smaller than the crow (with which it

has no connection), possessing a long, forked tail. Every now and again

it makes little sallies into the air after the “circling gnat,” or

anything else insectivorous that presents itself. When you see such a

bird you may safely bet on its being a king-crow; the off-chance of its

proving a drongo cuckoo may be neglected by all but the ultra-cautious.

Not much is known of the habits of this cuckoo; but what we do know shows

that, sometimes, at any rate, it makes the king-crow act as its

nursemaid. Mr. Davison saw two king-crows feeding a young _Surniculus_.

The consequence is that every book on natural history trots out our

friend the drongo cuckoo as an example of mimicry. The mimicry is, of

course, unconscious: it is said to be the result of the action of natural

selection.

King-crows are, as every one knows, exceedingly pugnacious birds; at the

nesting season both cock and hen are little furies, who guard the nursery

most carefully and will not allow a strange species to so much as perch

in the tree in which it is placed.

It is thus obvious that the cuckoo who elects to victimise a king-crow is

undertaking a “big thing,” yet this is what _Surniculus_ does. It

accomplishes its aim by trickery; it becomes a gay deceiver, disguising

itself like its dupe. Now I readily admit that the disguise may be of the

utmost use to the _Surniculus_; I can well understand that natural

selection will seize hold of the disguise when once it has been donned

and possibly perfect it; but I cannot see how natural selection can have

originated the disguise _as such_.

The drongo cuckoo may be called an ass in a lion’s skin, or a lion in an

ass’s skin, whichever way one looks at things. When once the skin has

been assumed natural selection may modify it so as better to fit the

wearer; but more than this it cannot do.

I do not pretend to know the colour of the last common ancestor of all

the cuckoos, but I do not believe that the colour was black. What, then,

caused _Surniculus lugubris_ to become black and assume a king-crow-like

tail?

A black feather or two, even if coupled with some lengthening of the

tail, would in no way assist the cuckoo in placing its egg in the

drongo’s nest. Suppose an ass were to borrow the caudal appendage of the

king of the forest, pin it on behind him, and then advance among his

fellows with loud brays, would any donkey of average intelligence be

misled by the feeble attempt at disguise? I think not. Much less would a

king-crow be deceived by a few black feathers in the plumage of a cuckoo.

I do not believe that natural selection has any direct connection with

the nigritude of the drongo cuckoo. It is my opinion that, so far as the

struggle for existence is concerned, it matters little to an animal what

its colour be. Every creature has to be some colour: what that actual

colour is must depend upon a great many factors; among these we may name

the metabolic changes that go on inside the animal, its hereditary

tendencies, sexual selection, and natural selection. Is it natural

selection that has caused the king-crow to be black? I trow not.

The drongo is black because it is built that way; its tendency is to

produce black feathers. Just as some men tend to put on flesh, so also

some species of birds tend to grow black plumage. In the case of the

king-crow sexual selection has possibly contributed to the bird’s

nigritude. It is possible that black is a colour that appeals to

king-crow ladies. “So neat, you know; a bird always looks well in black,

and a forked tail gives him such an air of distinction.”

As the hen drongo is a bird capable of looking after herself, even when

incubating, there is no necessity for her to be protectively coloured. As

I have repeatedly declared, one ounce of good solid pugnacity is a better

weapon in the struggle for existence than many pounds of protective

colouration.

Again, in the case of king-crows nigritude may be an expression of

vigour, the outward and visible sign of strength.

Let me make myself clear. Suppose that in a race of savages those that

had fair hair were stronger, bolder, more prolific, and more pushing than

the dark-haired men. Fair hair, in some inexplicable way, always

accompanied strength and the like. It is obvious that, under these

conditions, the race would in time become fair-haired: the milder dark

men would eventually be hustled out of existence. Fair hair would then be

the outward expression of vigour: it would not be the cause of vigour,

merely the accompaniment of it; nor would it be a direct product of

natural selection. In the same way it is possible that among drongos

nigritude is in some manner correlated with vigour. This idea is not

altogether fanciful. Are there not horses of “bad colour”? Are not white

“socks” a sign of weakness? Is not roan a colour indicative of strength

and endurance in a horse?

May not the blackness and the forked tail of the drongo cuckoo have

arisen in the same way as they arose in the king-crow? In each case it

may be an accompaniment of vigour, or it may be the result of sexual

selection. Mrs. Surniculus may have had similar tastes to Mrs. Dicrurus,

and, since cuckoos seem to be very plastic birds, her tastes have been

gratified. As another example of this plasticity I may cite _Centropus

phasianus_—a cuckoo which is a very fair imitation of a pheasant.

On this view the resemblance is a mere chance one. The cuckoo is not an

ass in a lion’s skin, but an ass that looks very like a lion. His

lion-like shape was not forced upon him by natural selection. A variety

of causes probably contributed to it. It was not until the resemblance

had arisen and become very striking that it was directly affected by

natural selection.

I am far from saying that the above is a correct explanation of the

nigritude: it is all pure hypothesis. Even if it be correct, we are

really very little further than we were before towards an explanation of

the colours and shape of either the king-crow or the drongo cuckoo.

Why did these birds tend to grow black feathers rather than red, green,

or blue ones?

This is a question which “stumps” us all.

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