CHAPTER II

FARNHAM

The joining of the ways.--Georgian poke bonnets.--The Castle.--Kings

at Farnham.--Poet Soldiers.--A glorious battle.--The Bishop's

artillery.--Paradise and the Bull's Eye.--Izaak Walton.--Cobbett's

education.--An old alehouse.--Hopgrowers in difficulties.--King

Charles's cap.--Elmer's pheasants.

Westernmost of all Surrey towns, Farnham stands at the joining of the

ways. Traders from Cornwall, pilgrims from Winchester, horse-dealers

driving their ponies from Weyhill Fair, have met on the roads that run

into Farnham from the west and south and north. Farnham Castle, for

seven centuries a Bishop's palace, links Surrey to the See of

Winchester. The Farnham oasthouses and hop-grounds bridge the crossing

from the fertile Hampshire border to the Bagshot sands and the wild and

sterile moors of Frensham and Hindhead. The town, set in its cultured

plot of vines and flower-beds, with its historic castle, its tranquil

church, and the Wey watering the pastures under its walls, stands like a

garden between the military rigidity of Aldershot and the wind that

blows over the Thursley heather.

No town in Surrey has two such old and orderly main streets as Farnham.

Here and there modern taste for a noisy pattern has broken the quiet

level; a bank has piled up a huge building of timber, handsome but out

of keeping; the new Corn Exchange is out of keeping and hideous; and in

1866 municipal enterprise pulled down the old market house, which stood

at the junction of the main streets and was a fascinating little

building perched on pillars. But much that is ancient and simple in

square red brick remains. The plain, low-roofed houses, with their flat

facades and crumpled, lichened tiles, succeed one another down Castle

Street and West Street with a delightful monotony. The elaborate carved

and painted doorways, knockers, lunettes, doors and steps are quite a

model exhibition. The two streets wear a Georgian air of poke-bonnets

and long purse-strings. Or they are Georgian, at all events, once or

twice during the day; on a sunny morning before breakfast, perhaps, or

when, perhaps in the rain, the endless traffic of wheels quiets for an

hour. For Farnham stands on the high road from London, and the motor

cars chase the eighteenth century into the side-streets.

[Illustration: _Looking towards Farnham from Thursley Common._]

Farnham is mostly of one period, and searchers for very old architecture

will be disappointed. One of the oldest buildings in the town is a tiny

set of almshouses, whose lowly gables line the road under the castle

hill. They were built by Andrew Windsor, of the parish of Bentley in

Hampshire, in 1619, and were intended, as an inscription on the wall

informs you, "For the Habitation and Relief of eight poor Honest

Impotent Old Persons." Even with four epithets, the almoners seem to

find life supportable.

The greatest and the oldest building is, of course, the castle. It

stands nobly on a hill, towards which the street rises like a carriage

drive, ending in a flight of steps. Once it must have dominated the town

as a fortress, but since Cromwell broke down the keep, Farnham has

looked up at a quieter and more episcopal pile--a fine gateway tower,

built by Bishop Fox early in the sixteenth century. Much of the castle

stands as he rebuilt it after various misfortunes in baronial and other

wars, but the front as it looks down on Farnham is less severe. Two

imposing cedar trees, out of a group of several, break the line of Fox's

massive red brick. Local legend has aged them considerably, for two

hundred years is suggested as a modest estimate of their antiquity. As a

fact, they cannot be much more than one hundred years old. They were

planted by Mrs. North, wife of Bishop North, who held the See from 1781

to 1820, and in an engraving of the castle published in 1792 there is

not a sign of them. The cedar is a very fast-growing tree--one of the

reasons why it is so brittle. The Farnham cedars are as brittle as any

others. I was told that when the present Bishop went abroad early in the

year 1908, he was hesitating over cutting off some of the larger

branches which shaded the castle wall and would not let it dry. The

April snow settled the question for him, and broke the branches he had

thought of lopping.

Farnham Castle has entertained many Kings, from Edward I to Queen

Victoria. One of its earliest bishops was a king's brother, the great

Henry of Blois. Elizabeth was often at the castle, and once, bidding the

Duke of Norfolk dine with her there, spoke to him of his intrigue to

marry Mary Queen of Scots. According to one story she warned him "to be

careful on what pillow he laid his head"; according to another, the Duke

assured the Queen that the intrigue was none of his making, and that "he

meant never to marry with such a person where he could not be sure of

his pillow." He was thinking of Darnley, and that dark February morning

with the King stretched dead on the garden grass.

James I hunted at Farnham regularly, and actually took a lease from

Bishop Bilson of the castle, which he found a convenient centre for

hunting in the Surrey bailiwick of Windsor Forest. But James was the

last of the kings to hunt from Farnham. George III and Queen Charlotte

visited the castle because Bishop Thomas had been the King's tutor, but

Farnham's entertaining of royalty was nearly at an end. Once, in the

last century, Queen Victoria rode there from Aldershot with the Prince

Consort, inspected the Bible on which she had taken her oath at the

Coronation, admired the castle, and rode back again.

[Illustration: _Farnham Castle from the High Street._]

A castle with a keep and a moat, or rather a deep dry ditch, ought to

have memories of fighting, and Farnham Castle has seen some sharp

skirmishing. It has the distinction of having been twice held by a poet,

once for the Parliament and once for the King. George Wither was its

first commander, and his command did not increase his reputation either

as a man of letters or a man of war. Probably the castle was never worth

defending. It was isolated, and its possession, as it turned out, would

have helped neither side to control the movements of the other. But

Wither thought otherwise. He had made his name as a pastoral poet,

author of _Fidelia_ and _The Shepherd's Hunting_ and he now proposed to

make another name as a brilliant soldier. He saw all sorts of

possibilities in Farnham Castle and when the war broke out and he was

made Governor, he began at once building a drawbridge and a sallyport,

digging a well, and storing provisions. Unfortunately he had no

artillery, without which no self-respecting soldier could be expected to

hold a fort, even where, as at Farnham, there was no enemy within shot.

Riding up to London, he poured a perfect shower of requests into the

unwilling ears of Sir Richard Onslow, who was the chief pillar of the

Parliamentary party in Surrey, and at last he got an order for some

demi-culverins from the Tower. But his hopes were still to be dashed.

The next day came news that Prince Rupert was already in North Surrey,

and the demi-culverins were counter-ordered for fear of capture. Then

might he have light guns, drakes or falconets, which he could take along

by-roads? Sir Richard's answer was that the fortress, since it could not

be held, must be abandoned. For this decision Wither afterwards attacked

Sir Richard Onslow as a traitor, in two tremendous effusions entitled

_Se Defendendo_ and _Justitiarius Justificatus_, of which the latter

landed him in prison and was burnt by the common hangman. Meanwhile,

still protesting at being refused his guns, he rode down to his own

house at Alton, collected what carts and cattle he could find, took them

into Farnham, brought out all the stores and men he could command

through Farnham Park, and got them all safely to Kingston. He might have

been captured by Rupert; it was really quite an exploit.

So the castle came to the Royalists. They put in command of it Sir John

Denham, who in that very same year had published, anonymously, his

famous _Cooper's Hill_. Wither had left behind him three hundred sheep

and a hundred oxen, so that the garrison was well victualled, and the

poet-Governor ought to have been able to put up a fight against an enemy

who had no artillery. Wither would have shown him how to do it. But Sir

John had no idea of what a battle should be. One December morning, a few

days after he had taken over the command, Sir William Waller, a

Parliament General, rode up at the head of his dragoons and demanded

surrender. Of course Sir John refused, and Sir William proceeded to fix

a petard to the gate, to blow it in. A military genius like Wither would

have ordered his men to fire their muskets at the enemy; but all the

soldiers on both sides escaped that day. The explosive was securely

fastened in position, the gate was shattered, the assailants rushed at

the breach, and began at once to pull down the barricade of timber

erected inside by the garrison. This done, the garrison surrendered, and

the glorious day was over.

But Sir John Denham got the best of Wither in the end. Not long

afterwards Wither was taken prisoner by the Royalists, and Denham, who

had wisely been set at liberty to rejoin the Royalist forces, begged for

his rival's life. Mr. Wither, he pleaded, should not be hanged, for

while Wither lived he was not himself the worst poet in England.

The castle keep was never to be held by a successor to Wither and

Denham. Sir William Waller blew up one of the walls when he took it from

Sir John, and the year before Charles was executed Parliament ordered it

to be dismantled altogether. The garrison fell to with enthusiasm,

stripped the building of all the lead, wood, and glass they could lay

their hands on, and sold the wreck to make up their back pay. At the

Restoration, when Bishop Duppa came to the See, he found the castle

almost uninhabitable. It cost him more than two thousand pounds to make

it fit to live in, and his successor, Bishop Morley, spent even more. He

actually laid out ten thousand pounds in improvements, only to meet with

John Aubrey's criticism that he had repaired the building "without any

regard to the rules of architecture." Doctor Peter Mew, who succeeded

Morley, set about improving the castle from outside, and planted the top

of the keep, into which the old walls had been tumbled, with fruit

trees. Bishop Sumner, who held the See for forty-two years from 1827,

turned the orchard into a garden.

Bishop Mew had a double record. He was a soldier as well as a prelate,

and he took part in the last battle fought on English soil. When King

Monmouth's Mendip miners were making their last stand at Sedgmoor, the

end of the fight came with the arrival of King James's artillery. The

heavy cannon might never have been drawn to the ground where the battle

was raging, for the artillery were unprovided with horses, had not the

Bishop offered his coach horses and traces. When they came to Sedgmoor,

he himself directed the fire.

The result of the various fortunes and misfortunes of the castle in war,

and of the different additions and alterations made by successive

Bishops, is naturally rather puzzling. The castle is a medley of the

building of eight centuries. Oldest of all is the ruined keep and the

framework, or foundations, of the castle buildings; the masonry of the

keep is the work of Henry of Blois, and belongs to the twelfth century.

Next come three pillars of the old chapel, now used as a servants' hall.

I saw it when it was set for a meal, and the severe cleanliness of the

white stone above the white tablecloth and glass and cutlery has

remained one of the distinctest of my memories of the castle. Next in

age is the outer gateway--doubtless the scene of Sir William Waller's

explosion--an imposing block of masonry. From each side of the gateway

runs the outer wall of the castle, and between the keep and the outer

wall what was once a ditch has grown into the Bishop's garden, a sloping

stretch of shaven lawn and flower borders, with a fountain and birds

bathing in it. The keep itself, almost from the broken parapet to the

tumbled stones at the base, is a mixture of wall and rock garden, in

which grow all the rock plants worth growing. Perhaps there were

wallflowers when Bishop Mew planted his orchard in the keep; but the

pasque flower and other rarer blossoms which crowd round the base belong

to the gardening of a later day. The level lawn and flower beds of the

inner garden of the keep are as serene and shining as those below, and

the view to the south over Hindhead and the south downs is finer and

freer than from anywhere in the grounds, though there are many fine

views from the castle windows. Fanny Burney, who visited Farnham in

1791, only a month released from the trammels of Court life, would

certainly have been able, as she tells us she wished, to see the hills

above her beloved Norbury. But ladies of the Court were delicate

creatures, and she could not climb to the top. "I was ready to fall

already, from only ascending the slope to reach the castle," she adds

with some humility.

Of all the bishops, Bishop Fox left the most enduring mark on the

castle. He built the noble and lofty gateway tower named after him, and

certainly altered the look of the castle as Farnham sees it to-day, more

than any other Bishop, though what it may have looked like when the

boundary walls were all landing can only be guessed. Within, one of the

chief restorers was Bishop Morley. The hall, before he made his

alterations, was a good deal larger than the present room; you can see

the old doorway in the wall of the wide entrance passage. He added the

splendid staircases, with their carved oak newels, the work of Grinling

Gibbons; and he built the chapel, which also has some fine carving. A

later and most princely Bishop, Anthony Thorold, who held the See from

1891 to 1895, laid down a mile and a hundred yards of stair carpet, and

repaired an acre and a fifth of roof. He also fitted up rooms for

ordination candidates, each room with a name. St. Francis and other

saints preside over the slumbers of some; some sleep in Paradise; a

Bishop who is an occasional visitor looks out upon the Castle garden

from the Bull's Eye.

Bishop Morley, who spent so much money on the Castle, spent very little

on himself. A tiny room, almost a cell, is shown as the chamber in which

he spent hours in prayer, and in the extreme corner is a stone couch, on

which he slept when he allowed himself sleep. He had but one full meal a

day, he never warmed himself at a fire, he never married, he was never

ill, and was found dead on his bed one morning, at the ripe age of

eighty-seven. Starved to death, you are told; the hint is almost of

suicide.

Izaak Walton knew Morley, and stayed with him at the castle. He wrote

his Lives of Hooker and Herbert under the Bishop's roof, possibly added

something to his Life of Donne; the room is shown. I like to think of

him sitting through a sunny morning writing gently about the

shortcomings of Mrs. Hooker, how she made her poor husband tend the

sheep and rock the cradle; or setting down the superb last sentences of

the Life, and then taking down his fishing rod and wandering down by the

Wey after trout and chub. Perhaps, indeed, he could get a salmon. Among

the dues collected by the Bailiffs of the Borough early in the

seventeenth century I find the following----

"Of every fishmonger that selleth ffish at his window in the lent to

paye at good ffriday a good lb. of samon or of the beast ffish they

have then leaft."

The salmon, presumably, swam with the other "beast ffish" in the Wey.

[Illustration: _Cobbett's Birthplace at Farnham._]

Farnham's greatest man was not an ecclesiastic, but a politician.

William Cobbett, soldier, farmer, Radical, editor of _Peter Porcupine_

and the _Weekly Political Register_, and author of a diary unequalled of

its kind in English writing, was born at Farnham on March 9, 1762. The

house in which he was born, once a farmhouse and now the Jolly Farmer

inn, stands on the outskirts of the town near the Wey, conspicuous with

a white gable. As a boy, he must have been one of the busiest on any

farm in the neighbourhood. His father used to boast that he had four

boys, of whom the eldest was only fifteen years old--William Cobbett was

the third--and yet that they would do as much work as any three men in

Farnham. "When I first trudged a field," you read in the _The Life of

William Cobbett, by Himself_, "with my satchel swung over my shoulder, I

was hardly able to climb the gates and stiles, and at the close of day,

to reach home was a task of infinite difficulty." He was taught the

beginnings of farming at Farnham, and he first ran away from Farnham to

be a gardener. He was employed as a boy in the castle grounds, and there

he met a man who was a gardener at Kew. They talked, and the

eleven-year-old boy was fired to see for himself what gardening could

be. Next day he started off, with sixpence-halfpenny in his pocket, and

walked all day till he came to Richmond. There he should have had

supper; he had threepence left to get it with. But threepence was

exactly the price of a little book, _The Tale of a Tub_, which he spied

in a bookseller's window. He bought it, took it into a field near Kew

Gardens, and sat down to read; read on till it was dark, tumbled to

sleep under a haystack, and woke to ask the head gardener for work. He

was given work, but the gardener persuaded him to return home. Ten years

later he ran away from Farnham again, and for the last time. He was out

on the road to meet some friends on the way to Guildford Fair; the

London coach swung by, he swung up behind, and by nine that night was in

London with half-a-crown in his pocket. He left London for a soldier,

and his Farnham boyhood was over.

Riding by Farnham forty years after, Cobbett showed his son the spot

where he received his education. It was easily come by, but he was of

opinion that if he had not had it, "if I had been brought up a milksop,

with a nurserymaid everlastingly at my heels, I should have been this

day as great a fool, as inefficient a mortal, as any of those frivolous

idiots that are turned out from Winchester and Westminster School, or

from any of those dens of dunces called Colleges and Universities." The

spot is a sandy bank above the Bourne, a little stream, dry in summer,

which runs a mile south of Farnham, from Holt Forest to the Wey. This is

the education, described in _Rural Rides_:--

"There is a little hop-garden in which I used to work when from

eight to ten years old; from which I have scores of times run to

follow the hounds, leaving the hoe to do the best that it could to

destroy the weeds; but the most interesting thing was a _sand-hill_,

which goes from a part of the heath down to the rivulet. As a due

mixture of pleasure with toil, I, with two brothers, used

occasionally to _disport_ ourselves, as the lawyers call it, at this

sand-hill. Our diversion was this: we used to go to the top of the

hill, which was steeper than the roof of a house; one used to draw

his arms out of the sleeves of his smock-frock, and lay himself down

with his arms by his sides; and then the others, one at head, and

the other at feet, sent him rolling down the hill like a barrel or a

log of wood. By the time he got to the bottom, his hair, eyes, ears,

nose, and mouth were all full of this loose sand; then the others

took their turn, and at every roll there was a monstrous spell of

laughter."

[Illustration: _Weydon Mill, Farnham._]

When will _Rural Rides_ be added to the cheap editions? No other book

of the open air and open politics mixes the two with such a breezy grip

as Cobbett's. One rides with the sturdy old man over the road which he

thought the prettiest in England--the four miles between Guildford and

Godalming--or across "the most villainous spot God ever made," which was

Hindhead, and listens to him praising the bean fields and the turnips

here, and the oaks and acacias there, cursing the Wen-devils and

place-men and pensioners, the reptiles, toad-eaters and tax-eaters, and

yet the sheer honesty and affection of the man shine from every page.

There never was such a mixture of execration and the scent of

bean-blossom. But _Rural Rides_ remains a book of the library rather

than the bookshelf.

Farnham has two other authors, one a native and one a friend. Miss Ada

Bayly, known to her readers as Edna Lyall, made Farnham her holiday home

since she was four years old, and set the scenes of two of her novels in

the town. Even better known by his work, if not by his name, is Augustus

Toplady, the author of the hymn, "Rock of Ages." Toplady was born in a

little house in West Street, now pulled down, in 1740. He wrote much

that was bitter; all that is remembered is his hymn.

Every town on the Portsmouth road has its old coaching inn, and

Farnham's is the Bush. It stands modestly aloof; you must walk under an

arch to finds its oldest walls and its wistaria. It was not always the

best inn in Farnham. In 1604, in the account of the Borough, the

receipts of the Bailiffs are thus recorded:--

"Dewes which hath bene payed accostomly paied to the Baylleffs of

the Borrough and Towne of Farneham, beyond the memory of any man

that now liveth as Aniale rents always as followeth:--

For the 4 Inns 28s

That to saye of the Georg 7s

of the Whit Hart 7s

of the Anteolop 7s

of the Crown 7s

Of every alhouse within the Borough 2s

Of every alhouse out of the Borough 12d

Of every alhouse at the chosing of the

Bayleffs, called knowledge money 1d

Of every alhouse as will unlisensed or

licinsed at every ffayr day every

on of them 1d."

The Bush is not mentioned by name; it was a mere alehouse. Soon it

became a full-grown inn, and the Georg, the Whit Hart and the Anteolop

paled their ineffectual hearths.

[Illustration: _Oasthouses near Farnham._]

Farnham was once the greatest market in England for wheat. Now the chief

industry is hops. Farnham hops are some of the best grown, and have

always fetched long prices. In Cobbett's day, Kentish hops averaged five

pounds a hundredweight, and Hampshire hops were about the same price;

Farnham hops fetched seven pounds. English hops to-day average perhaps

less than five pounds a hundred, and the hopgrower is in distress.

Eighty years ago he was being ruined. Cobbett makes up his accounts,

writing at Chilworth on Sept. 25, 1822:--

"The crop of hops has been very fine here, as well as every where

else. The crop not only large, but good in quality. They expect to

get _six_ pounds a hundred for them at Weyhill Fair. That is _one_

more than I think they will get. The best Sussex hops were selling

in the Borough of Southwark at three pounds a hundred a few days

before I left London. The Farnham hops _may_ bring double that

price; but that, I think, is as much as they will: and this is ruin

to the hop-planter. The _tax_, with its attendant inconveniences,

amounts to a pound a hundred; the picking, drying, and bagging to

50s. The carrying to market not less than 5s. Here is the sum of L3

10s. of the money. Supposing the crop to be half a ton to the acre,

the bare tillage will be 10s. The poles for an acre cannot cost less

than L2 a year; that is another 4s. to each hundred of hops. This

brings the outgoings to 82s. Then comes the manure, then come the

poor-rates, and road-rates, and county-rates; and if these leave one

single farthing for _rent_ I think it is strange."

Hop-buyers and sellers in those days met in the old Market House, and

were doubtless familiar with the queer inscription, still remembered by

middle-aged Farnham farmers. John Clark built the Market House in 1566,

and wrote on it his riddle:--

"You who don't like me, give money to mend me,

You who do like me, give money to end me."

The Local Board of 1866, looking round for some worthy object on which

to spend their money, liked the old house so well that they ended its

existence on the spot.

No parish church is more difficult to drive up to than St. Andrew's at

Farnham. If you know the way you can come to a corner of the churchyard

by a side street, but Farnham goes to church chiefly by alleys and

footpaths. The churchyard is more striking than the church, much of

which is new. The thick turf, shaven and level, runs to the foot of

mossy brick walls; an avenue of pollarded elms leads from the south

door; all round stand little, old red houses. Six o'clock on a sunny

autumn evening is the time to wait in Farnham churchyard. Every three

hours the mellow, feeble bells ring a chime which suits September

twilight:--

"Life let us cherish

While yet the taper glows,

And the fresh floweret

Pluck ere it close.

Away with every toil and care,

And cease the rankling thorn to wear;

With manful hearts life's conflict meet,

Till Death sounds the retreat."

Vernon House, a Tudor building changed from its old name, Culver Hall,

and altered so as to front on West Street, has an unhappy memory of the

Parliament wars. Charles the First lodged there one December night, a

closely guarded prisoner on his way from Hurst Castle to Windsor. A

month later he was to leave Windsor for Whitehall. He had little to give

his host, and gave him all he had. It was a white morning cap of quilted

silk, which Mr. George Vernon, inheriting from his grandfather, left in

1732 to his grandson, "desiring it may always go to the next heir male

of my family, as a testimony of our steadfast loyalty and adherence to

the Crown, which is the only bounty my family ever received for all the

losses and expenses they sustained for the royal cause, which amounted

to several thousands of pounds."

[Illustration: _In Farnham Churchyard._]

I had nearly forgotten Farnham's painter. He was Stephen Elmer, and a

picture of his, "The Last Supper," hangs in the church tower. But his

forte was painting fish and game, dead and alive. In a curious old

pamphlet, "_The Earwig, or An Old Woman's Remarks on the present

Exhibition of Pictures of the Royal Academy--a critical pamphlet

published in Fleet Street_, 1781, I find the following entries. Of the

painters and subjects, Mr. Elmer and Mrs. Robinson belong to Surrey. The

rest supply the setting:--

"10. Thais--Sir Joshua Reynolds, R.A.--The face was painted from the

famous Emily Bertie ... It was a cruel _snouch_ in the Painter, a

fine Girl having paid him seventy-five guineas for an hour's work,

and being unable to pay for the other half of her portrait, to

exhibit her with such a sarcastic allusion to her private life--to

call her Thais--to put a torch in her hand, and direct her to set

flames to the temple of Chastity. Such rigorous punishment seldom is

inflicted by a rich man on a pretty woman, merely from her want of

money.

79. Damn'd bad.

106. Mrs. Mahon in the character of Elvira--J. Roberts.--Painting,

painted.

107. Portrait of Mrs. Robinson--J. Roberts.--At some distance the

effect nearly the same as the preceding number; but on closer

inspection, the colour not quite so thickly laid on. We must do

justice to the Exhibiting Artists by saying that there are no worse

_of their size_ in the room than these Dulcineas.

129. Brace of Pheasants--S. Elmer, A.--No artist can come nearer to

the object he attempts. His fish, his birds, and fruit are as

exquisitely fine as any of the Flemish masters."

The National Gallery lacks an Elmer: private collectors may be luckier.

Mr. J.E. Harting, to whom all Surrey naturalists owe a debt, reminds me

that many of Elmer's best pictures were engraved to illustrate Daniel's

_Rural Sports_, and that it was Elmer who painted the picture of the

hybrid between a blackcock and a pheasant which readers of _Selborne_

will remember was sent by Lord Stawell to Gilbert White. "It had been

found by the spaniels of one of his keepers in a coppice, and shot on

the wing."

[Illustration: _Frensham Pond._]

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