Naturally the first effects on the police were bad. The older men who

had been let down before laughed and cried to each other, “Sold again!”

but the younger ones, who had yet to learn the ways of politicians, took

the matter to heart, and started to brood over it.

There were several questions to which they badly wanted an answer; the

chief being, if there was to be this complete surrender, why had it not

been made long ago, when the lives of many of their relations and pals

in the Army and R.I.C. might have been saved, not to mention the lives

of many Loyalists? These valuable lives had been freely given in order

that Ireland should be freed from the murderous plague of gunmen, in the

same way as during the late war the lives of the Empire’s best were

sacrificed in order that we should be freed from the murderous plague of

the Boches.

Further, they wanted to know what terms had been made with regard to

their comrades who had fallen into the hands of the I.R.A.

The Loyalists were staggered, knowing that their worst fears would now

be realised; to be handed over to the murder gang, which was the reward

the cynics in the Dublin clubs had always prophesied, would be England’s

return for the efforts of the Loyalists during the war. However, they

could say nothing and do nothing, but simply make the best of their

fate.

The neutrals, most of whom had changed their flag as often as the

British Government had changed its mind, now, of course, openly threw in

their lot with Sinn Fein.

The townspeople and farmers openly rejoiced at the prospect of even a

temporary peace, though in their hearts many of them knew that there

could be no real peace in Ireland until the gunmen had been wiped out or

reduced to a state of impotence by disarming them. However, the future

could take care of itself as far as they were concerned.

For the first few days of the Truce the Sinn Feiners appeared to be

doubtful whether their wonderful good luck could be really true, and

consequently lay low. Then men and boys who had been on the run for many

moons returned to Ballybor, and gave an exhibition of “See the

Conquering Hero Comes” in the streets daily; among them men wanted badly

for atrocious murders, who now snapped their fingers openly in the faces

of the police. A policeman could not walk the streets of Ballybor

without meeting these swaggering fellows, who openly laughed and jeered

at them when they passed.

However, a considerable number did not return, and on their relations

inquiring about their whereabouts from the I.R.A. liaison officer, they

were told they never would come back.

Gradually, being sure they were indeed safe, and that in truth they had

the British Government on the run instead of being on the run

themselves, they grew bolder and more insolent.

One brute went up to the sentry outside the police barracks and

deliberately spat on him, hoping no doubt that the constable would lose

his temper and break the truce. The constable stepped into the barracks

and returned at once with the Sinn Fein flag, with which he carefully

wiped the offending stains off his face and tunic under the nose of the

astonished gunman. He then proceeded to stand on the flag in the mud,

and asked the gunman, “What about it?” For some seconds the gunman stood

irresolute, then turned and walked off, looking a complete ass, followed

by the loud laughter of the police.

From now the Republicans proceeded to take over the government of the

district, the police standing by helpless, bound hand and foot by the

strict order that on no account were they to disturb the peace

atmosphere. How the Boches must be laughing at us!

In every parish Republican Courts were advertised to be held in the

local papers, and were held without let or hindrance, the advertisements

stating that “Summons, &c., can be had on application to ——, Clerk of

the Court.” And why not? Had not the I.R.A. beaten Lloyd George to his

knees, and was not the British Government on the run?

To give the comical touch necessary in Ireland, the R.M. continued to

receive instructions from the Castle to attend the various Petty

Sessions Courts in every district and deal out the British version of

the law. Probably the first time (and please God the last) that any part

of Great Britain and Ireland has been governed by two sets of laws at

the same time.

With regard to this disgraceful state of affairs one particular case

will give a good illustration of how low British law has fallen in the

west of Ireland.

A very decent man called O’Brien, who had been a herd to the Congested

Districts Board, bought a farm from the Board with three other men, the

farm being divided into four.

This did not suit the landless members of the Transport Union in the

district, whose idea was that they should have the land without paying

for it. They told O’Brien to get out, but he refused; they then

proceeded to smash the fences and drive and injure his cattle. O’Brien

built up the fences and put his cattle back.

They next proceeded to beat O’Brien, who afterwards went into Ballybor

but returned without taking any action, as they told him there that

there was now no law in the country. That night they beat him again; the

process consisted of first holding him while a powerful man closed his

eyes with repeated blows of his fists, and then they hammered him to

their heart’s content and left him in the road for dead.

Hours afterwards O’Brien crawled home on his hands and knees—he was

practically blinded, and appears to have found his way home by

instinct,—and some days afterwards, when he had recovered a little, he

went to the police in Ballybor.

A magistrate happened to be at the barracks at the time, and insisted

that steps should be taken to protect O’Brien and punish the savages who

had beaten him, though the police told him that they were afraid that it

was quite useless to try.

However, the magistrate took O’Brien’s information, the case came on

week after week at the Ballybor Petty Sessions, always to be adjourned

at the request of the police, waiting instruction from the Castle. At

last O’Brien, in despair, took his case to the local Sinn Fein Court;

and here the chief offender was fined £27 and the others large sums, and

they were warned that if they interfered with O’Brien again they would

be dealt with very severely.

And this is a good example of how British law protects a decent citizen

in Ireland at the present time; but one forgets that the peace

atmosphere must not be disturbed at all costs! But is there any wonder

that the people are fast leaving the King’s Courts for those of Sinn

Fein, and of their own free will now?

Republican Local Government inspectors appeared in every district, and

quickly ousted the King’s inspectors; held courts of inquiry on

unfortunate road surveyors who had refused to take the oath of

allegiance to Dail Eireann, and tried to sack loyal dispensary doctors.

The chief amusement of the local gunmen on leave, and of their friends,

male and female, was now to spend their time joy-riding through the

countryside, flying Sinn Fein flags on their commandeered lorries and

singing the “Soldier’s Song” whenever they passed any police or a

barracks.

One expedition of this kind went out to Ballyrick on a Sunday and

returned to Ballybor about midnight. Blake happened to be passing down

the main street at the time, and encountered a party of drunken bank

clerks trying to see how much row they could make.

Blake remonstrated with them, and told them that if they did not go home

quietly he would have them arrested. One clerk at once started to sing

the “Soldier’s Song” at the top of his voice, and another shouted at

Blake in an insolent voice, “What about the truce, Mr B——, D.I.?” Blake

saw red—he had borne and suffered much for many days,—and he gave the

bank clerk a full drive on the chin which sent him flying. The whole

party then swiftly retreated in silence.

The following day Blake paid a visit to the bank, and said to the clerk

he had ousted the previous night, “Look here, Mr Bank Clerk, don’t think

I hit you last night because you were drunk. There’s a fine open yard at

the back of the barracks, and if you will come round now, we can fight

it out.” Abject apologies from Mr Bank Clerk, and Blake left the bank.

One morning a woman arrived at the barracks in a state of great distress

and asked to see the D.I. She told Blake that she lived in a small house

in Cloonalla, which she rented from another woman in the village. Twice

her landlady had tried in a British court to evict her, and had failed.

The landlady then applied to the local I.R.A., who promptly turned the

unfortunate woman with all her furniture and belongings into the street,

and there she remained. When she remonstrated with them they showed her

a warrant signed by the village Sinn Fein magistrate and left her.

Blake at once applied to the County Inspector for instructions, who

applied to the higher authorities. Back came the answer, “See circular

so-and-so,” which on being turned up stated that all breaches of the

Truce should be at once reported. Meanwhile the woman remained homeless:

neighbours in an Irish village nowadays fight shy of an I.R.A. victim,

and circulars are not substitutes for roofs.

Again Blake tried to get leave to take action, and this time the answer

was to forward four copies of the case to the police adviser in

Scotland. In despair he put his pride in his pocket and applied to the

I.R.A. liaison officer of the district for help.

And the next day the liaison officer arrived in Ballybor—an ex-soldier

and a well-known murderer. Blake felt that he could hardly stand this

final insult to an honourable uniform; but duty is duty, and a truce

must be kept.

The liaison officer went out in a car to Cloonalla, and ordered the

local braves to put the woman and her furniture back in her house, which

they flatly refused to do. And that was the end of the matter.

After some weeks’ rest the chiefs of the I.R.A. issued an order calling

all men to the colours, whether they liked it or not.

It has been mentioned that the country round Ballybor was famous for its

excellent shooting, grouse, snipe, woodcock, duck, and geese chiefly;

and in the days before the rebellion many Englishmen must have spent

happy times shooting and fishing in the many shooting-lodges dotted

about on the mountains and moors to the east and west of Ballybor.

Now all these lodges are occupied by instructors of the I.R.A., who take

so many of the young men and boys of the district in relays for an eight

days’ intensive training course—drilling, musketry, instruction in the

use of Lewis and Thompson machine-guns, bombing, and twenty-five-mile

route-marches in full fighting order, the latter most unpopular.

Not only have all old members of the I.R.A. to attend these courses, but

every young man and boy, who had previously refused to join up, have to

go; and there is no refusing to go now.

You may miss your garden-boy or shop-assistant, to meet him in the

course of the week taking part in a route-march; or if you are foolishly

inquisitive, you may see him at dawn advancing across your demesne in

company with other boys, or firing his musketry course.

Blake watched two lorry-loads of these recruits setting off on a Monday

morning from the main street of Ballybor under his very nose, Sinn Fein

flags flying; and they sang the “Soldier’s Song” for his special

benefit.

About two miles from Ballybor there lives a retired officer in a nice

house with a good demesne, a man who served the Empire well and truly

for many years. When the war was over he retired, fondly hoping to spend

the remainder of his days in peace and comfort in his old family home.

But not so: he happened to be the owner of a demesne which the Transport

Union had promised to its members. So they tried repeatedly to stampede

him out of the country, but that failed. Now his place is occupied by

what the I.R.A. call a week-end camp for the drilling and instruction of

the Ballybor shop-boys. They use his cooking utensils, burn his turf,

and make the night hideous with their yells and oaths, so that the

officer and his family find it impossible to get any rest. Moreover,

they, the I.R.A., do not appear to be strong in sanitary sections. And

they told him that if he took any action they would burn his place to

the ground.

What action could he take? There is no law in the country except the law

of the pistol. The police are now bound hand and foot. They report these

outrages to the Castle, and what happens? Nothing. The Government are

far too busy hunting for that elusive formula which is to turn this

Irish hell into a paradise, to worry about a stupid old retired officer.

He has no vote in England, nor can he ever affect their political

careers.

And why all these feverish military preparations? Either to invade

Ulster when the time of a settlement and peace comes, or, if the Truce

is broken, to massacre the R.I.C. and the Loyalists.

About this time a constable, transferred from the south-west to

Ballybor, brought with him a story—he swore it was true—which will take

a queer lot of formulæ to explain away. Not long ago the I.R.A. ran a

cargo of arms on the coast where he was stationed, openly, with the

police looking on. The police at once reported the affair, and were told

that it did not matter as the arms would never be used.

Presumably the authorities meant that these arms would not be used

against the Crown forces; but what about loyal Ulster, and those most

unfortunate of people to-day in Europe, outside of Russia, the southern

Irish Loyalists?

Apparently the I.R.A. chiefs are believers in games for their men, as

witness the following advertisement which appeared in the Ballybor shop

windows:—

GREAT FOOTBALL MATCH.

NORTH BALLYRICK FLYING

COLUMN, I.R.A.

_v._

BALLYBOR PATRICKITES.

PAY YOUR SHILLING AND SEE

HOW WE ENJOY THE TRUCE.

The Transport Union unwittingly supplied the comical element of the

situation when they started a great row with the I.R.A. people in

Ballybor. It appeared that the I.R.A. had been in the habit of not

paying the Union rate of wages to the stalwarts of the Transport Union

for digging trenches across roads and breaking down bridges during the

war, and now they were furious because the I.R.A. refused to pay up the

difference, and threatened them with all sorts of horrible things. And

the I.R.A. laughed at them.

People in England have not the remotest conception of the terrible

Frankenstein monster which De Valera & Co. have reared up and armed in

Ireland, a hideous monster of murderous and armed gunmen, fearing

neither God nor man, which in the summer of 1921 was on the point of

being exterminated by British bayonets to make this beautiful island of

Ireland once more a clean and wholesome land, where men might dwell in

peace.

That chance has gone. Will it ever occur again? And if it does will the

British Government seize their opportunity like men and rid Ireland of

this terrible menace? Or will they again be found wanting, groping after

some wretched formula?

Do people realise why De Valera acts the part of the coy fly in

hesitating to enter Mr Lloyd George’s talking parlour? The sinister

reason is that if he once gives up his claim to an Irish Republic he

seals his own doom. The day he enters into a conference with the British

Government on these conditions, the Irish Republican Brotherhood signs

his death warrant, and well he knows it.

But if, for argument’s sake, a so-called settlement is arrived at, what

becomes of De Valera’s Frankenstein monster?

Will it beat its automatics into reaping-hooks and convert its

machine-guns into potato-sprayers? Possibly in the minds of English

Radicals, but nowhere else.

And when the Welshman and the Mexican have fooled the English and the

southern Irish with a formula, do they think that any formula ever

phrased would fool Ulster?

On the day that an Irish Republic is set up (Dominion Home Rule is only

another name for it), Sinn Fein, its _raison d’être_ accomplished, dies;

but out of its corpse will arise two parties, or rather armies (for all

men in Ireland are armed to-day except the Loyalists), one consisting of

the farmer shopkeeper class, while the other will be the Citizen Army of

the Bolshevist Labour Party.

The rank and file of the I.R.A. consists of farmers’ sons, young

townsmen, shop assistants, and the like; they expect either a fat

pension for life or twenty acres of land. Both have been freely promised

to them, and both are equally impossible.

And these disgruntled gunmen, all armed, will take sides according to

their sympathies, and before many months are past these forces will be

at each other’s throats. And the national air of Ireland will be the

“Red Flag.”

Like Kerensky in Russia, De Valera will disappear in the welter of

revolution.

The R.I.C. will have vanished—they have already been told that when the

“Cease fire” sounds, they will be given a month to clear out of Ireland,

lock, stock, and barrel.

The surrender to Sinn Fein by the British Government is a good example

of the evil which can be brought about by that modern plague, skilful

and unscrupulous propaganda.

The sooner the good elements in England wake up and combine to insist

that the necessary action is taken in Ireland to enforce law and order,

the better it will be for both countries and the Empire.

The English people have been fooled by a press which carefully

suppressed all news of the true state of affairs in Ireland, and then

gave lying and distorted accounts.

It is futile to say that the remedy for false reports lies with the law.

All honest men know that a clever lawyer in a court of law can make a

half or three-quarter black lie appear a whole truth white as driven

snow, as easily as a smart and up-to-date accountant can juggle with a

balance-sheet to show + or - half a million as the necessity arises.

The day will come in Ireland when men will pray to God for a sight of

the good old green uniform of the R.I.C. And it will be too late.

PRINTED BY WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS.

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TRANSCRIBER'S NOTES

1. Changed fight to light on p. 198.

2. Silently corrected typographical errors.

3. Retained anachronistic and non-standard spellings as printed.

4. Enclosed italics font in _underscores_.

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