CHAPTER V

SHEPPEY

It was in the Swale that Augustine baptized King Ethelbert on Whit

Sunday, June 2nd, A.D. 596, and thus made him a child of God. On

Christmas Day the following year he similarly baptized 10,000 of the

King’s subjects, but exactly where these chilly ceremonies took place

is not recorded. In any case, if the Swale were as muddy then as it is

now, the converts must have come out extremely dirty.

[Illustration: LOWER HALSTOW.]

The one and only way into Sheppey without ferrying into it is

across the Kingsferry Bridge, which here spans the Swale, and is an

electrically worked swing-bridge of the South-Eastern and Chatham

Railway. It is also a road-bridge. Sometimes a week will pass before it

is required to be opened to allow a sailing-vessel to pass. The charge

for crossing varies from a modest penny for cyclist or pedestrian, up

to one shilling and sixpence for a motor-car.

It has for such a long time past been the almost universal custom to

speak or write of the “Isle of Sheppey” that it becomes a convenience

to follow the popular way; but really the name “Sheppey” includes the

designation “island”; being the modern form of the Saxon name for it,

“Sceapige,” the “sheep island.” It is said that the Romans knew it

as _Insula Ovium_, the Isle of Sheep; and certainly it has remained

through all the succeeding ages a place where flocks have been kept

and have flourished. In this connection William Camden gives us some

interesting facts relating to Sheppey in his day:

“This Isle of Sheepe, whereof it feedeth mightie great flockes, was

called by our auncestours Shepey--that is the Isle of Sheepe.” He then

proceeds to speak of the “fatte-tailed sheepe, of exceeding great size,

whose flesh is most delicate to taste. I have seen younge lads, taking

women’s function, with stools fastened untoe their buttockes to milke,

yea, and to make cheese of ewes milke.”

[Illustration: THE KENTISH COAST: _Sheppy to Deal_]

Centuries ago this industry disappeared, and although the Roquefort

cheeses we nowadays import from France in great quantities are similar

and popular products, nothing of the kind is now made in Sheppey, or

anywhere in England.

The “fat-tailed sheep” will nowadays be sought in vain in Sheppey.

There are many of the ordinary breeds, but, on the honour of a

traveller, none of that type.

This intimate, yet in some ways remote, island off the Kentish mainland

is but eleven miles in length by five broad, and would thus seem to

afford little scope for variety; but within this small compass is found

scenery of very varied description, ranging from the wide-spreading

marshes beside the Swale to a high ridge or backbone, on whose highest

point stands the village of Minster-in-Sheppey. A peculiar feature of

the low, marshy part of the island is found in the ancient mounds known

as “cotterels,” usually said to be burial-places of the Danes; they are

large and irregular grassy hillocks, which may more probably be the

spoil from olden drainage-trenches. Thus heaped up, they formed, either

by accident or intention, refuges for sheep in time of floods. Two of

these are seen on the way from Kingsferry.

The chief town of the island, the dockyard town and port of Sheerness,

is six miles from Kingsferry. On the way to it you pass near

Queenborough, originally “Kingborough,” but renamed by Edward the Third

in honour of Queen Philippa, when a fortress was also built. Of that

castle, in whose design that distinguished Bishop, William of Wykeham,

had a hand, nothing now remains, and the railway station, which

stands on the site of it, although no doubt a more useful institution

nowadays, frankly makes no attempt at romance. Queenborough is now a

rather plaintive-looking town of one broad street, devastated by the

gruesome odour, resembling putrid meat, emanating from extensive and

diabolically prosperous chemical-manure works. It will thus be judged

that Queenborough is an excellent place not to visit. The church itself

contains nothing of interest except a battered and illiterate brass on

the wall, to one “Henry Knight, sometime maior of this Towne, who was

Master of a ship to Greenland, and Harpined there 24 Veiages.

“In Greenland I Whales, Sea horse and Beares did slay,

Though now my bodie is in tombe, in Clay.”

Nor is Sheerness precisely a joyous holiday resort. It is a place of

strength, guarding the entrance to the Thames and Medway, and will

have to stand in the forefront of any attack; but exactly wherein its

strength resides is not at all apparent to the layman. No doubt booms

and floating mines, although not spectacular defences, would play a

foremost part. The history of this congeries of four towns--Blue Town,

Marine Town, Banks Town, and Mile Town--that constitute Sheerness is

not a glorious one. The site was a swamp until reclamation was begun

under James the First. Continued in the next reign, and through the

Commonwealth, the Admiralty in the time of Charles the Second selected

this as the site for a dockyard and fortifications to protect Sheppey

from invasion. Pepys tells us, under date of August 18th, 1665, how

“we,” the King and others, “walked up and down, laying out the ground

to be taken in for a yard to lay provisions for cleaning and repairing

of ships, and a most proper place it is for the purpose.”

On February 27th, 1667, the King and the Duke of York were at Sheerness

to lay out the design for the fortifications, which, four months later,

were destroyed by the Dutch.

An odd survival, found where least expected, remains here. Few who walk

the planks of the Cornwallis Jetty realise that they are laid over the

forgotten hull of the old man-o’-war _Cornwallis_, seventy-four guns,

which figured in the Navy a hundred years ago. Down beneath remains

the dim interior of that wooden line-of-battle ship, with the original

portholes.

[Illustration: MINSTER-IN-SHEPPEY.]

For the rest, Sheerness to-day is sheerly and frankly ugly, and

Cockney, and quite unashamed. The look of it is as though long lengths

of the Old Kent Road and the dullest, dreariest purlieus of Camberwell

had come down to the sea and forgotten to return. Let us, then, leaving

it behind, hasten along the shore, past the obsolete Barton’s Fort

and the hideous brick-and-iron railed Admiralty range-finders that

form abominable eyesores on the beach, and make for Minster. To reach

that hill-top village, the woebegone attempted developments of a

building-estate styled “Minster-on-Sea,” a place without shape or form,

are passed; but, these things left behind, the unspoiled country of

Sheppey is entered. The “monasterium,” whence Minster derives its name,

was the ancient Priory of St. Saxburga, founded in early Saxon times.

The square gatehouse of the nunnery, standing by the church, is all

that remains of that religious house, and even this building, fashioned

of the most amazing admixture of brick, stone, and flint has been

wholly secularised and converted into a dwelling-house.

The church is intrinsically interesting for its architecture, its

monuments, and its brasses, including the very fine and early brasses

of Sir John de Northwode--that knight who, according to the irreverent

Ingoldsby, received a black eye from a brickbat at the siege of

Shurland Castle--and his wife, Joan, about 1320; but it is far more

so as a literary landmark. It is, of course, closely associated with

that most engaging among the “Ingoldsby Legends,” the story of “Grey

Dolphin,” one of the most genuinely humorous things in literature,

which bears reading over and over again, and will remain fresh when the

marks of many a later funny fellow have been forgotten. Sir Robert de

Shurland, the hero of that story, was a real flesh-and-blood person,

who flourished in the thirteenth century and was a very earnest,

strenuous, and warlike knight--not at all a farcical person. He went

out in the Crusade of 1271, and at a later date was knighted for

gallantry at the siege of Caerlaverock. The ladies, it would seem,

liked this doughty character. “If I were a young demoiselle,” says an

old metrical romance, “I would give myself to that brave knight, Sir

Robert de Shurland.”

In the church is the singular tomb of this warrior, with a recumbent

effigy not in the least resembling the portrait drawn of him by

Ingoldsby, for he is shown to be tall and thin, not short and stockish.

Otherwise, the description is exact; and it is indeed the effigy of a

“warrior clad in the chain-mail of the thirteenth century. His hands

are clasped in prayer”--or they would be, had not the arms been shorn

off at the elbows--“his legs, crossed in that position so prized by

Templars in ancient and tailors in modern days, bespeak him a Soldier

of the Faith in Palestine. Close beside his dexter calf lies sculptured

in bold relief a horse’s head.” Ingoldsby, you see, together with the

antiquaries of his time, thought the cross-legged effigies on ancient

tombs invariably indicated that the person represented had been a

Crusader. It has since been proved to demonstration that this was not

the case, and that this curious pose was only a convention of the age.

The horse’s head is shown rising from some strange carving intended to

represent waves, and is an allusion to the grant of “wreck of the sea”

which the knight had obtained where his manors extended to the shore.

This was ordinarily a privilege of the Crown. It gave him property in

all wreckage, waifs and strays, and flotsam and jetsam which he could

reach with the point of his lance when riding as far as possible into

the sea at ebb-tide.

Margaret Shurland, daughter and heiress of this personage, married

one William Cheyney. The altar-tomb of their descendant, Sir Thomas

Cheyney, Warden of the Cinque Ports in the time of Queen Elizabeth,

stands in the church and is a noble monument. He was a remarkable

man, for he filled important offices of State in the reigns of Henry

the Eighth, Edward the Sixth, Mary, and Elizabeth, and in all the

tragic changes of those changeful times lost neither head, fortune,

nor repute. He was Knight of the Garter, Constable of Dover Castle,

a Privy Councillor, and Treasurer of the Household. A man of wealth,

he demolished the old castle of Shurland and built in its stead the

mansion yet standing, long used as a farmhouse.

[Illustration: TOMB OF SIR ROBERT DE SHURLAND, MINSTER-IN-SHEPPEY

CHURCH.]

Among the other monuments in Minster church is an alabaster effigy

sometimes considered to be that of one Jeronimo Magno, a Spanish

prisoner of war captured by Drake off Calais Harbour in Armada time.

For three years this unhappy hidalgo was kept prisoner aboard ship at

the Nore, and then death ended his trials, in 1591. Later criticism,

however, identifies the chain worn by the effigy as that of the Yorkist

faction: the chain of Suns and Roses, worn by adherents of Edward the

Fourth and the House of York; which would date back the monument by

some seventy years and thus dispose of the Spanish prisoner theory.

Another very interesting effigy is that of one Jordanus de Scapeia,

found in 1833 in the churchyard, buried five feet deep. The clasped

mailed hands hold a little mystic oval at the tips of the fingers,

bearing a tiny effigy intended to typify the soul.

Out in Minster churchyard on sunny days of wandering breezes the guns

of the distant forts and battleships that guard the coast are heard to

roar and mutter and rumble, according to their distance, and above the

peaked roof of the church tower twirls the odd horse-head weather-vane

which gives the local name, the “Horse Church.” Here are many stones to

the memory of Sheerness dockyard men; among them one with quaint and

weatherworn sculpture and curious verses to one Henry Worth, a gunner,

who died in 1770, aged fifty-seven:

[Illustration]

“Pallida Mors æquo pede pauperum Tabernas Regumque Turres.

Who e’er thou art, if here by Wisdom led

To view the silent mansions of the Dead

And search for truth from life’s last mournful page

Where Malice lives not, nor where Slanders rage,

Read on. No Bombast swells these friendly lines;

Here truth unhonour’d & unvarnish’d shines.

Where o’er yon sod an envious nettle creeps,

From care escap’d an honest Gunner sleeps.

As on he travell’d to life’s sorrowing end,

Distress for ever claim’d him as a friend;

Orphan & Widow were alike his care;

He gave with pleasure all he had to spare.

His match now burnt, expended all his priming,

He left the world, and us, without e’er whining,

Deep in the earth his Carcase is entomb’d,

Which Love & Grog for him had honeycomb’d.

Jesting apart, Retir’d from winds & Weather,

Virtue & WORTH are laid asleep together.”

Leaving this memorial to the charitable and love-worn Worth and his

grog-blossoms, we trace the road towards Eastchurch. Along to the

left, folded between the hills and sheltered from the winds, are vales

where elms and beeches thrive luxuriantly. Such a spot is the ravine

of Scrapsgate, very like the “chines” of the Isle of Wight, a charming

spot in spring, where one may always be sure of finding violets,

primroses, and bluebells in their season.

Scrapsgate was the scene of a mysterious tragedy many years ago. It has

long since been forgotten, and the only reminder of it now to be found

is a weather-worn tombstone in the obscure churchyard of the workhouse

at Minster, with the following inscription:

“O, earth

cover not my blood!

Sacred

to the memory of

a man unknown, who was

found murdered on the

morning of the 22nd April 1814

near Scraps Gate in this parish, by

his Head being nearly severed from his body

A subscription

was immediately entered into and

one hundred guineas reward

offered on conviction of the

perpetrators of the

horrible act, but they remain at

present undiscovered.”

The perpetrators were never discovered. “Mysterious” I have described

this affair, but it was pretty widely understood at the time that

the stranger had met his fate at the hands of the smugglers who then

found Scrapsgate a convenient spot for their shy trade. His identity

and occupation alike remained unestablished, but the supposition was

then current that he was either a member of a smuggling band who had

turned informer and had been discovered in his treachery, or that

he was one of the revenue officers. The ferocity of the smugglers

who infested the coasts of Kent stuck at nothing, and this was by no

means an exceptional outrage, as the history of their desperate doings

sufficiently proves.

A complete and weird contrast from this lovely vale is Warden Point,

which lies off to the left of the way to Eastchurch, along two and a

quarter miles of solitary winding road. “At Warden Point,” I read in

a geological work, “is the finest exposure of the London clay.” And

it may be added that, in the many landslips which have occurred here

of late years, other things have been exposed. In short, the slipping

away of the cliffs has torn asunder the churchyard of Warden, with

the shocking result that the coffins and skeletons of the dead are

strewn about. You come to this Golgotha at a point where the road,

making straight for the cliffs’ edge, has been carefully barred, lest

the stranger should descend into the sea and there perish. To the few

cottages that stand here, all that is left of the village of Warden,

has been given the unlovely name of “Mud Row.” Forming part of the

garden fence of one of these is a sculptured stone tablet recording

that Delamark Banks, son of Sir Edward Banks, the contractor for the

rebuilding of London Bridge, gave some of the stones of old London

Bridge to rebuild Warden church, in 1836; the ancient church having

been destroyed by encroachment of the sea. By 1870 the sea had further

advanced and the new church was closed, being demolished in 1877, when

the bodies of those who had been buried in the churchyard during the

last thirty years were removed to Minster. Now all that remains of

the churches of Warden is this dedication tablet, part of a garden

fence. Looking down here, across the yawning rifts and crevasses of the

land-ship, you see the poor exposed relics of the dead in the olden

churchyard, and out to sea the waters are discoloured with the washings

of the clay.

Eastchurch, a pretty village with a charming and well-kept old church,

is a pleasant place, associated recently with aviation and the Naval

Flying grounds. It is thus appropriate enough that a new stained-glass

window should have been placed here in 1912 to the memory of Charles

Stuart Rolls and Cecil Grace, who both lost their lives in flying.

Among other memorials is a tablet to Vice-Admiral Sir Richard King,

Bart., Commander-in-Chief at the Nore, who, having commanded the

_Achille_ at Trafalgar and come scatheless through that action, died of

cholera at Sheerness, aged 61. Here, too, is an elaborate monument to

Gabriel Livesey, who died at Eastchurch parsonage in 1622. His stately

recumbent effigy, under a canopy of coloured and gilded marbles, has in

front of it a group of children; among them the kneeling figure of his

son Michael, afterwards notorious as one of the Commissioners who tried

Charles the First and signed his death-warrant.

Close beside Eastchurch the striking group of Shurland Castle is

prominent. This is the embattled manor-house already referred to,

built on the site of Sir Robert de Shurland’s stronghold. The

building is most imposing from the front, but it puts all its goods

in the shop-window, so to say, for it is just a long, shallow house,

with nothing of interest within; and all the vast original ranges

of buildings in the rear have been demolished. It is, in fact, a

farmhouse, and it and the farm, in spite of the old Sheppey proverb,

“Sheppey grass none can surpass,” have been unlet for about twenty

years. Although the interior is commonplace itself, the front is

fine, in good red brick, with vitrified brick in diamond patterns,

and moulded brick chimneys. Among the paving-stones leading up to the

entrance is an Early English floriated stone coffin-lid, of some beauty.

[Illustration: HARTY CHURCH: FAVERSHAM IN THE DISTANCE]

Down from Eastchurch, we come out of the “hill country” of Sheppey,

along a beautiful avenue of overarching trees, to the Harty Road

station of the Sheppey Light Railway, and thence along the levels

to Leysdown and the long, flat shell-beach of Shellness, with the

pink-washed coastguard buildings at the extreme end, looking across

the Swale to Whitstable. History has been made at Shellness. It was on

December 11th, 1688, that James the Second fled, panic-stricken, from

his palace of Whitehall, before the advance of the Prince of Orange,

who had been proclaimed King in his stead in the market-place of Newton

Abbot, on November 7th, by the title of William the Third. The fugitive

sovereign, with a wig of unaccustomed modest cut and semi-clerical

clothes for disguise, made his hasty exit in company with Sir Edward

Hales, a Roman Catholic pervert whom he had recently appointed Master

of the Ordnance, Lieutenant of the Tower, and Privy Councillor. This

facile person brought with him a gentleman named Sheldon and a Mr.

Abbadie, who occupied the position of Page of the Backstairs. If you

do but consider a moment, there is something exquisitely appropriate

and humorous in a Page of the Backstairs taking part in such a fugitive

back-door departure. A librettist in comic opera could have thought of

no happier touch.

One is curious to know how it was that King James came to select such

a difficult, out-of-the-way place as Sheppey for his departure. He,

of course, sought some obscure point for embarkation, but there were

easily dozens of sufficiently quiet and unfrequented places suited to

his purpose, without taking this extreme trouble. The explanation is

that the King was really at this time almost beside himself, and his

mind was so disordered that he could not think coherently nor plan

anything. Hales was the master at this juncture. He was the owner of

property in Sheppey, and had a steward, one Bannister by name, whom

he could trust, at his house of Neat’s Court, Minster. The steward

was instructed to hire a vessel at Elmley, and did so, and some of

the party went aboard there and others were to be picked up here, at

Shellness, whence it was hoped to make a passage for France. The hoy

was on the point of departure, when Bannister’s livery was noticed by

the fishermen. It was a livery well known locally, and little liked

since Hales had rendered himself so obnoxious to the Protestants. The

spectacle, therefore, of Bannister assisting a company of strange

gentlefolk to embark from so unaccustomed a place, at such an

untimeous hour, in those times of social, political, and religious

disturbance, and in a craft so humble, was one to excite curiosity and

suspicion. The fishermen assembled to the number of fifty or sixty on

the beach, soon recognised Hales, and, that once done, there was no

escaping. They surrounded the fugitives, and prevented them by force

from leaving.

[Illustration: LATE FOURTEENTH-CENTURY CHEST, OF GERMAN ORIGIN, CARVED

WITH REPRESENTATION OF A TOURNAMENT, HARTY CHURCH.]

We shall meet this party again, on the mainland, on the way to

Faversham; ourselves tracking laboriously round the coastline, to

Harty, which was once in the nature of an island, divided from Sheppey

by Cable Fleet and Crog Dick; but these have long been dry.

There are more imposing coastwise walks than this: there cannot well be

many duller. Imagine the dun-coloured waters of the Swale, bordered all

the way by a continuous grassy embankment, raised to protect the land

from being drowned; and further imagine this protective bank carefully

winding along the configuration of the shore, so that you progress with

painful slowness: there you have the route from Shellness to Harty.

Harty consists of a solitary farm, close by the little church. There

is no village, and almost the only other house is the “Ferry Inn” by

the waterside, half a mile away. In the church remains a curious and

highly dilapidated old chest 4 feet 6 inches long, its front carved

with a spirited scene representing two knights tilting. One of them

is seen on the point of being unhorsed by his opponent’s lance.

The tilting-saddles, with long shields for the riders’ legs, are

noticeable. The chest is of German origin, and dates from the close of

the fourteenth century. The reason of it being here is unknown, but one

may venture the opinion that it is one of the spoils of shipwreck.

From the “Ferry Inn” at Harty, across the unlovely Swale, it is a

half-mile passage, a long and laborious business for an oarsman.

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