Here’s to those who’d love us
If we only cared,
Here’s to those we’d love
If we only dared.
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You know the difference between a crab and a fish.
Be a live fish, not a crab, because
A live fish swims upstream and—
A crab goes backward.
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Only six months to wait for the second October Whiz Bang annual.
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[Illustration: BATHING BEAUTIES!]
Real photographs of the famous California Bathing Girls.
Just the thing for your den.