Mottoes of the Vampire

“Gee, I wish I had a ‘sucker’ like the other girlie has—” and

“I’d like to lose you—I’m so used to you now.”

_Jest Jokes and Jingles_

Let’s now sing, with all the alcoholic accuracy possible, that old

familiar farmer’s wail: “I’ve got enough money to last me the rest of my

life, providing I die tonight.”

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. II. No. 19, April, 1921 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 60 / 77 题