No, my wife still makes the biscuits.
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“Do you like music?”
“Yep.”
“Then listen to the band around my hat.”
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If you want to see something swell, put a sponge in water.
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Did you ever catch your wife flirting?
Yes, that’s the way I caught her.
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If you were with me in my new Cadillac
On a road with no trolley about it,
A long way from town, would you start to walk back?
Maybe you would—but I doubt it.
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While we live, let’s live in clover,
For when we’re dead, we’re dead all over.
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