Sweet Simplicity of Ye Olden Days

Miss “Pabst,” young and fair,

With a “Blue Ribbon” in her hair,

Sat under a “Busch” of “Anheuser,”

When a “Bohemian,” by plan,

Rushed some “Schlitz” in a can

And she went home “Extra Pale”

“Budweiser.”

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