CHAPTER XX

BANGALORE TO MADRAS

This is the broad gauge Madras line. The cars run as smoothly as oil on

water--I can write perfectly well, or as well us usual to be exact,--and

there is gas, electric light, fairly soft cushions to sleep on, and nice

wide berths. The fares are moderate and the arrangements for food, etc.,

are good; how can I say more, than that they are as well done as on the

line we have just left--the Southern Maharatta Railway.[16]

[16] The mileage in 1901 of Indian Railways was 25,373. This mileage is

somewhat larger than that of France and of the Austro-Hungarian Empire,

and two and a half times that of Italy, and the development is

phenomenal.--MURRAY.

Our views on the road were a breadth of night-blue sky and stars, and a

sweep of obscure plain, and the glimmer of the carriage lights on the

hedge of aloes alongside, and crowds at stations with dark faces against

white lamp-lit walls, the natives running about heaped with sheets to

keep them warm--the temperature at 70 deg..

I must make a note here _en route_ to Madras that before we left Krishna

brought his wife and her sister and their children to pay their respects

to us before we left Bangalore; he has placed them there while he takes

the world for his pillow and follows our fortunes. They were mighty

superior looking Hindoos, elegantly draped in yellow striped with red,

with light yellow flowers in their smooth black hair and their faces

were quite comely, but you couldn't look at them as they spoke for the

pink in their mouths from chewing betel. The raw pink is such an ugly

contrast to their rather pretty brown complexions. If I'd had the

designing of these people I'd have made their nails and the soles of

their feet dark too, also the inside of their mouths, like well bred

terriers. They gave G. and myself each a lime and a very tidy bouquet of

roses and ferns. You think nothing of being garlanded in this country

with wreaths of flowers. My host and hostess had collars of flowers to

the eyes the other day for some reason or other. I suppose that because

the white man won't take "presents" he must take flowers and limes. On

our part we gave each of these good people a small token in silver, with

which return compliment they seemed highly pleased, and Krishna

addressed us: standing straight he puckered his little face, so dark

against his white turban, and wept, saying, "Father and Mother and all

that I have I leave to follow Massa" or "my sahib"--I can never make out

which he says, and in reply I murmured something about "absence making

the heart grow fonder"--and felt quite touched; but R. tells me that

this weeping can be turned on by natives at any time, so when he

transacts business with weepy people, he says very gently, "Will you

please wait a little and weep later," and they stop at once and smile

and begin again just at the polite moment. I am convinced this is the

case, though it seems to us almost a physical impossibility, that a man

grown-up can turn on tears without heroics in a book or a novel or play

to start them; "the gentle Hindoo" seems even a more fitting term than

I'd have thought it was!... The people grew more noisy as we got south,

the racket they make along this line at night at stations qualifies the

comfortable berths and well-hung carriages.

A good deal, if not all, of the charm of travel went, about midnight. I

awoke in the dark and just distinguished a native stealing into our

carriage, whereon I showed a leg, and half rose, with intent to kill, or

throw out. He advanced stealthily and held out his hand in a way I

knew, and whispered, "plague inspection," and I meekly gave him my wrist

to feel; he touched my arm somewhere for an indivisible point of time

and withdrew into the night! Then a dark lady in dark dress and straw

hat, became faintly visibly for a second, and felt G.'s wrist. By that

time we were both half awake to the fact that it was a plague

inspection; in a minute or two a third person came in, but I was too

sleepy to notice what he said--but I am quite certain I did not pray for

any of them.

In the grey of the morning, in a most comfortable, restful sleep, we

were awakened again, and were asked for plague passports--and hadn't

any. I believe the third intruder may have called to give me one; at any

rate, I had to hunt about on a platform crowded with natives and other

poor Britishers in pyjamas, in the same plight as myself and looking

mighty cross, and finally got two pieces of paper, each with all sorts

of horrible instructions and threats thereon, and un-understandable

orders to show ourselves somewhere for examination for the next ten

days. Each pass was prepared in triplicate, "original to be retained for

record, the duplicate to be delivered to the traveller and the

triplicate sent _without delay_ to the officer who has to examine him

for ten days," etc., etc., and the traveller is warned any breach of

terms will entail prosecution with imprisonment for a term up to six

months, or fine up to Rs. 1000, "or both!" And the passport officer,

amongst a hundred and one other things, has to ascertain whether there

is any sickness or death in your _house_, or if you exhibit any symptoms

of plague or deadly sickness--this for us, the poor cold-weather

tourists, with never a house or home but our portmanteaux! Your father's

name and your caste and your occupation are also demanded, and your

district, _tulluq_, village, and street. An income-tax paper is plain

sailing to this complicated nightmare of the early morning--you vow and

swear you will never come to Madras again.

It is wonderful how breakfast clears the air, and the drive from the

station through the town helped to cheer us up. Madras smells rather,

and though there are open ditches and swampy places that make one think

of fever; they say it's healthy. I suppose the sea, and the surf in the

air, are disinfectants. The people in the street are not a patch on

Bangalore people in looks or dress. I had to drive from our hotel soon

after our arrival some three miles to the docks, and of the thousands of

people I passed, there was not one woman with draperies arranged in the

classic folds we saw in Bangalore; their worn bundles of dirty white

drapery seemed just to be thrown on anyhow, and their type of face was

much more elementary than that of the natives, even so little to the

north as Mysore--Apologies for such rude sketches.

[Illustration: Madras Bangalore]

I'd just begun to vote Madras a sell when a line of thin-stemmed trees

came in sight--tamarisks, I think--with feathery grey-green pine-like

foliage and deep shadows, and figures under them on white sand, and

through the trunks a great sweep of blue ocean, real southern blue--and

I thought of turtles and the early traders, and John Company, and forgot

about the ugly figures and the smells in the town. A little farther on,

I came on the harbour with a few ocean-going crafts, and the _Renown_,

waiting for the Prince, conspicuous in brilliant white and green on her

water-line.

We had by this time decided to go to Burmah, so I'd come to the docks to

Binney & Co. to see about berths. An article I read by an engineer--my

thanks for it--called, "Fourteen days leave from India," in _T. P.'s

Weekly_, and Mr Fielding Hall's "Soul of the People," helped to decide

our going farther east. The article described vividly the change to the

better in regard to the colouring and people in coming from India to

Burmah. If India then seemed to me picturesque, it was surely worth the

effort to cross the little bit of sea to Rangoon. It was difficult to

leave the harbour and the Masulah boats; they are thoroughly ugly yet

perfectly well-fitted for their work! They are almost like the shape of

children's paper boats, high out of the water, over four feet freeboard

and seven feet beam, and I'd say about twenty-five to thirty feet over

all, with practically flat bottoms. Six or seven rowers perch on bamboo

thwarts, level with top of the gunwale, and row with bamboos with flat

round blades tied to their ends. They come stem on through the low surf

on the harbour strand, then just as they are touching the shore, are

swung broadside on, the natives spring out into the shoal water, and out

comes the lading, piece by piece, on their shoulders sacks, bales,

boxes, etc., and all the time the boat is bumping up the sloping sand

sideways and unharmed apparently by the seas bursting on its outside.

Ugly is no word for them, but fit they were, though Ruskin's "Beauty of

Fitness" did not appear. They have but few timbers, but these are heavy,

and they have only three planks on either side and two on the bottom,

heavy teak planks sewn together! This coarse sewing with cocoa-nut fibre

cord laces a straw rope against the inside of the seam, and this

apparently swells when wet and gives elasticity and play, and keeps out

a considerable amount of water. But I see there's a good deal of baling

done, and the baggage, with the water in bilge and spray over all, must

get wet outside at least--Fixed up about cabins for Rangoon, lunched at

our hotel, the Connemara, then hired a gharry or victoria--I'm not sure

which the conveyance we hired by the week should be called--and drove

to the racecourse, an A.1. course, and met several friends there. I was

particularly impressed by the general appearance of beauty and

refinement of our country-women in Madras, and by the fashionableness of

their attire. I thought there was a sensation--I will only whisper

this--of a slightly rarified official atmosphere at this meeting, I saw

no one caper. But it must be borne in mind that most of the people there

were officials and wives of officials, serving a great empire, so

perhaps it might be unbecoming for such to laugh and play; and I take it

there is even a limit to the degree of a smile when you are on the

official ladder, that it is then seemly, even expedient, to walk with a

certain dignity of pace--so you show the sweep of the modern skirt to

great advantage. As a foil were one or two blooming girls, "just out,"

and bound to have a "good time." Their exuberant buoyancy will be toned

down, I am told, after two seasons here (I'd have thought one would have

been enough), and up north people are more gay, the atmosphere here is

considerd to be very damping.

The native life spread round three sides of the course, six deep. The

horses were mostly small, uncommonly nice-looking beasts, with a good

deal of Arab blood. Of course G. and I selected winners and had nothing

on; but I have known of others who have met with similar misfortune at

meetings nearer home.

Back to the Connemara, through a moving population of native men

returning from the races. They mostly wore Delhi caps (like "smoking

caps"), long hair in a knot and long light tweed coats, round their thin

bare legs, floppy linen shaded from white to rose-red, at the lower edge

a bad red and a dirty white; there was red dust in the air, and a hot

sunset in front--rather sickening colour. The whole population seems to

have had a holiday to see the Sahibs run some fifteen to twenty horses.

They seem rather an unmanly looking crowd. The pink that predominates

is what you see in an unfortunate hybrid white and red poppy, an analine

colour, as unpleasant as that of red ink--Give me back--give me back

Bangalore and its colour, our life on the line, a quiet siding beneath

the bough, the table laid on the track, and the moon looking down

through the branches.

28th December.--There is a thing I cannot understand how the farther we

wander from home the more people we meet whom we know or know about, or

who know us or our kith and kin. And how do we so often run up against

people we met on the ship coming out? You'd have thought India big

enough to swallow up a shipload of passengers for ever and aye, without

their ever meeting again, but even since yesterday we have met quite a

number of the passengers of the _Egypt_--three regular "pied poudre"

wanderers, as the French called the Scots long ago, and a lady just out,

full of interest in everything. She actually wants to see native bazaars

and museums! to the horror of her hosts, who have been out here for long

and whose thoughts are only of the tented field, and pay, and going

home.

... A long trail to shipping people again--former visit resulted only in

a protracted interview with a polite native clerk, so the toil had to be

done twice! Then to the post office at the docks; borrowed a rusty pen

there from another native clerk and did a home letter. What a fine

building it is, and what a motley slack lot of people you see there!

Near me a group of half-naked natives were concocting and scratching off

a wire between them, others squatted on the floor and beat up their

friends black hair for small game. One man made netting attached to the

rail round the ticket office, seated of course, another knitted, and

everyone chewed betel nut. The walls of this very handsome building were

encrusted with dried red expectoration, and scored with splashes of lime

from fingers--the lime is chewed with the betel nut. These nasty sort of

natives might be improved or got rid of, and say, Burmese introduced.

What is the good of having a country or a forest if you don't breed a

good stock, be it either deer or people?

Changed to airier rooms on our second evening here; got everything

shifted in pretty short time. We thus lost a pretty view and, the smell

of the river, "the Silvery Cooum."

It was warm and damp last night, and many mosquitoes were inside our

curtains--didn't feel up to painting much, but took out a sketch book

and our hired victoria; the horse jibbed and tied itself and the traces

and the victoria into a knot and kicked up a racket generally in the

hotel porch, and we got it extracted in time, then it insisted on taking

the victoria along the pavement till I was glad G. was not with me--a

fool would have stayed in it--I found I needed a shave, and left as it

pranced past a barber's shop. The barber, an Italian, spoke six

languages; I should think he felt Madras deadly dull.

After the breakdown of my prancing steed--rickshawed from the barber's

to the Marina. The Marina is only an empty sweep of sand, and beyond

that a strip of blue sea and a pale blue sky and a few fleecy clouds,

simple enough material for a picture; but by my faith! could I only have

put down the colour of that mid-day glow from the sand, and the feeling

of space, and the two blues, of the sea and sky, and the flick of colour

from a scrap or two of drapery on sunny brown figures tailing on to the

long ropes of a Seine net! Out beyond the surf mere dots in the blue

swell, were more figures swimming about the ends of the net splashing to

keep in the fish, and in the edge of the white surf the fishermen's

children were sporting--in with a header through the glassy curve of a

wave, and out again on their feet on the sand and away with a scamper.

Some matrons sat near me, and the smallest naked kids played round me as

I sketched, and two, really pretty girls, the first I've seen in India,

with short skirts and their black hair still wringing wet, came up from

the sea and looked on. Barring these fisher-people, the miles of beach

were empty as could be. What light and heat there was, a crow passing

cast a darker shadow on the sand than its own sunlit back, and a pale

pink convolvulus that grew here and there on the inner sand cast a

shadow of deepest purple. The brown naked men, sweating at every pore,

pulled the drag rope of the net very slowly up the soft dry sand step by

step, their damp, brown muscles sparkling with vivid blue lights. I

think this was the best bit of India I had seen so far, and after a

stuffy night in town to get into the blaze of light and watch these

fellows fishing on the wide blue ocean from such a southern strand was

worth a month on Loch Leven or an hour with a fifty pounder. I think the

nets must be over a hundred fathoms; they were being pulled in for two

hours after I came, and must have been hauled for hours before that,

seven men to each rope! As the ends came near shore, the boys plunged in

and joined their seniors, and all looked like a herd of seals

gambolling. I saw a father drubbing his boy beyond the surf; the boy had

evidently gone out too soon, and got exhausted coming back. It must have

relieved the father's feelings, each thump sent the lad under water. As

the bag of the net came towards the hard sand the silver fish showed;

very few I thought for all the trouble and hands employed; not more than

twenty lbs. weight I'd think, all silvery and sky blue and emerald

green; bream and sand-launces and silver fish like whitebait and

herring, all fresh and shining from the beautiful sea mint--the colour

beyond words--green breakers, white surf, blue swell beyond, and brown

figures with red and variously coloured turbans; young and old, all with

such deep shadows on the sand, a scene Sarolea, the Spaniard, might make

a show of painting. A few outsiders, men with clothes, two policemen and

a satellite appeared as the bag came ashore. Scenting plunder they

sailed down and nailed four of the biggest and best fish--horrid shame,

I thought it, these miserable imps in uniform of our Government, to

steal from my naked fisher friends. I hope someone in authority will

read this and have them tied heel and neck.

... In the afternoon G. and I went again to the Marina; I don't think

anything more unfashionable could have been dreamed of. It was again

exquisite--all changed to evening colours, and the wide drive along the

shore had a few promenaders, and a few carriages were drawn up at the

side with ladies and children eating the air. They appeared to be

unofficial people, white traders, I'd fancy, the rest Eurasians and a

few Europeanised natives. There are pretty drives to the Marina, through

park-like roads beautifully bordered with flowering trees, such a

pleasing place that I wonder the official class does not drive there.

Through the outskirts home; the light fading and forms becoming blurred

in the warm evening twilight, past lines of neat little houses, mostly

open towards the street, belonging to Eurasians. In one a children's

party--pretty children in white, girls with great tails of dark

hair--they were pulling crackers and all wore coloured paper hats--next

door in a room with chintz covered European furniture and photographs, a

pretty girl--just a little dark, played a concertina to an immaculately

dressed youth, who twirled the latest thing in straw hats.

Then to dinner at The Fort to dine with Major B. C.--a tiresome long

drive in the dark with a slow horse; at the end of it we crossed a

drawbridge over a moat--full of water we could see, from the faint

reflection of a white angle of a bastion on the dark surface--rumbled

through subterranean arches, white-washed and lamplit, and felt as we

came into the square that we had left modern India outside in the

darkness and had got back to the old India of the Company days. A pale

crescent moon lit up part of a building here and there, old formal

Georgian buildings and old-fashioned gun-embrasures and a church like

St. Martin in the Fields. One half expected to meet someone in knee

breeches and wig, perhaps a Governor, Elihu Yale, or M'Crae, the seaman,

Clive, or Hastings coming round some dusky corner or across the moonlit

square. There were a few soldiers here and there, taking their rest with

grey shirt-sleeves rolled up. We had to mark time a little, as we had

started half-an-hour too soon, so I went on to the parapet and looked

from the flagstaff east into the night, and heard the Bay of Bengal surf

pounding on the sands. I spoke for a little to two soldiers lounging

there on the parapet edge; they told me they were Suffolks and felt it

warm. What interesting talks one could have had with these men, as a

stranger, and with no impending dinner and no white waistcoat. I am not

surprised Kipling made some of his best tales about privates; they are

of the interesting mean in life, between the rulers and the ruled. These

private soldiers, or fishermen and sailors can tell you stories better

than any other class of men, but you must not show the least sign of

gold braid if you would draw them out. I remember one night, I went

round the dockyard bars at a northern seaport with a retired naval

officer to get first hand information about a trip we planned to Davis

Straits for musk oxen--with the artist's modest manner and the

suggestion of a drink thrown in, I'd have got any number of yarns from

them till "Eleven o'clock, Gentlemen, and the Police outside!" But my

friend in mufti was spotted at once; for he marched up to the middle of

the bar, looked right and left and snapped out his order; but before he

opened his mouth the whaling men were shouldering into little

tongue-tied groups--the quarter deck air came in like a draught and took

them all slightly aback, and we got never a bit of information.

There was a Canon at dinner, and two engineers and ladies. We talked of

India and home, and these kind people's children over seas, and we

talked art too. One engineer and his wife were both excellent artists;

and we talked of the Burmese and the religion of Buddah, not very loud,

of course, considering the company, and, of course, of the "Soul of the

People," a book at least three of the party had read and I had just

dipped into; and we arranged to go and see the church and the records

and plate therein, dating from the Company days, and amongst other

interesting things the record of Clive's marriage, with Wellesley's

signature as witness appended. The house we dined in is supposed to be

that in which Clive twice attempted his own life, and twice his pistol

misfired. Then we tore ourselves away, with belated sympathy for our

host and his next day's work.

I have mentioned preparations for the Prince in Bangalore; here, too our

host had many arrangements to make, to forward the Imperial train north

to Mysore after their return from Burmah.

As we leave the house the lamplight from the windows shines on purple

blooms of creepers on the fort wall a few yards from the front door, and

over it comes the low boom of the surf and the scent of the sea and

flowers--Through the sleeping soldier town, the Syce running in front

gives some pass-word to the sentry as we rattle over the cobbles under

the archway and rumble over the drawbridge; and we are out into the

dusty darkness again. And so home, to bed and mosquito curtains in the

Connemara.

Sleep we would fain have till later than the time of rising for the

crows, and sparrows, and hotel servants, but to sleep after sunrise is

almost impossible; these abominable hoody crows and sparrows sit on the

jalousies and verandah and caw and chirp most harshly. "If I were

viceroy," I'd put forth a word to have the whole lot exterminated. It

could be done in two seasons, then the harmless, and game birds, would

have a chance. It was once done in our country in the reign of James the

IV. The tree in which a crow built for three successive years was

forfeited to the Crown, and went of course to our Fleet, _Eh Mihi_; We

had a proper fleet in those days before the great Union, and proper

Commanders--read Pitscottie's description of the ships, _e.g._ _The

Yellow Carvel_, _The Lion_, and _The Great Michael_, the envy of Europe,

for which the forests of Fife were depleted, which carried "thirty-five

guns and three hundred smaller artillery, culverins, batter-falcons,

myands, double-dogs, hagbuts, and three hundred sailors, a hundred and

twenty gunners, and one thousand soldiers besides officers"--and of the

sea fights with the Portuguese and English. Our coasts were defended

then! James IV. could _put 120,000 mounted troops in the field in nine

days_, and every able-bodied man learned the use of arms; this was

before The Union with our so often successfully invaded neighbour--now,

we have left to defend ourselves, one regiment of cavalry!

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_P.S._--As this goes to print the Scots Greys follow our kings to

England; and we are left with _one mounted soldier_ in our capital, in

bronze, in Princes Street: and to add to our glorious portion in this

Union, it has lately been tactfully decreed that in future English

nobility will take precedence of Scottish nobility IN SCOTLAND! It will

be curious to observe what the populace will say to this when they come

to hear of it. I wonder if our nobility will take it lying down--and if

I may be forgiven, this extra wide digression?

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