[Illustration:
“Say, Dago, could yer get a weddin’ breakfust ready at a hour’s
notice?”]
[Illustration:
THE FATHER’S DAY OFF THE CHILD’S DAY OFF
A FRESH BOTTLE. FRESH AIR.
]
[Illustration: APROPOS OF THAT $50,000 TO CLOTHE THE ARMENIANS.
Father Knickerbocker: “When you send to Armenia, let it be by way of
Mulberry Bend!”]
[Illustration:
“I wonder if I wuz all dressed up an’ put in a winder, if anybody would
long to have me?”]
[Illustration:
“Has father got here yet?”]
[Illustration:
“Them’s for a funeral, I guess!”
“Sure!”
(With a sigh): “Ah, there’s some pleasure in bein’ a Fi’th Avenyer
corpse!”]
[Illustration:
(At the ash-can): “De story-book says dat de prince married Cindyrella,
but I don’t believe it; I don’t think he took no notice of her!”]
[Illustration: THE DIFFERENCE.
James: “Wot’s de matter; has he bin a-workin’ de growler agin?”