THE PUBLIC SCANDAL

I am not a landlord. It suits my purpose better, and is in every way

more convenient, to rent a small house on a yearly agreement. But if I

were a landlord, I would not allow any tenant of mine to do anything

that tended to undermine and honeycomb the gentility of the district. I

should take a very short method with such a tenant. I should say to him

or her: "Now, then, either this stops, or you go out this instant."

That would settle it. However, I am not a landlord.

Even as a tenant I take a very natural interest in the district in

which I live. I chose the district carefully, because it was

residential, and not commercial. The houses are not very large, and

they might be more solidly built, but they are not shops. They have

electric bells, and small strips of garden, and a generally genteel

appearance. Two of the houses in Arthur Street are occupied by

piano-tuners, and bear brass plates. I do not object to that.

Piano-tuning is a profession, and I suppose that, in a way, I should be

considered a professional man myself. Nor do I object to the letting of

apartments, as long as it is done modestly, and without large, vulgar

notice-boards. But the general tone of the district is good, and I do

most strongly object to anything which would tend to lower it.

* * * * *

It was, as far as I remember, on the Tuesday evening that Eliza rather

lost her temper about the hairpins, and said that if I kept on taking

them and taking them she did not see how she was to do her hair at all.

This seemed to me rather unjust. I had not taken the hairpins for my

own pleasure. The fact is that the waste-pipe from the kitchen sink

frequently gets blocked, and a hairpin will often do it when nothing

else will. I replied coldly, but without temper, that in future I would

have hairpins of my own.

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