"Ye gods! I should think Lady Florence is feelin' pretty furious. The
fellow hasn't a penny, and isn't even an honourable. I thought all her
daughters were to be princesses or duchesses or ranees or somethin'
imposin'."
Archie Fielding, gossip-in-chief of the Junior Sherwood Club, beat a
rousing tattoo on the table, and began to whistle Mendelssohn's "Wedding
March."
"Wonder if he will want me to be best man," he proceeded. "It'll be the
seventh time this season. Think I shall make a small charge for my
services for the future. Not to poor old Cecil, though. He's always
hard-up. I wonder what they'll live on. I'll bet Miss Ernestine hasn't
been brought up on cheese and smoked herrings."
"Which is Ernestine?" asked another member, generally known at the club
as "that ass Bray." "The little one, isn't it; the one that laughs?"
"The cheeky one--yes," said Archie. "I saw her ridin' in the Park with
Dinghra the other day. Awful brute, Dinghra, if he is a rajah's son."
"Shocking bounder!" said Bray. "But rich--a quality that covers a
multitude of sins."
"Especially in Lady Florence's estimation," remarked Archie. "She's had
designs on him ever since Easter. Ernestine is a nice little thing, you
know, but somehow she hangs fire. A trifle over-independent, I suppose,
and she has a sharp tongue, too--tells the truth a bit too often, don't
you know. I don't get on with that sort of girl myself. But I'll swear
Dinghra is head over ears, the brute. I'd give twenty pounds to punch
his evil mouth."
"Yes, he's pretty foul, certainly. But apparently she isn't for him. I'm
surprised that Cecil has taken the trouble to compete. He's kept mighty
quiet about it. I've met him hardly anywhere this season."
"Oh, he's a lazy animal! But he always does things on the quiet; it is
his nature to. He's the sort of chap that thinks for about twenty years,
and then goes straight and does the one and only thing that no one else
would dream of doin'. I rather fancy, for all his humdrum ways, he would
be a difficult man to thwart. I'd give a good deal to know how he got
over Lady Florence, though. He has precious little to recommend him as a
son-in-law."
At this point some one kicked him violently, and he looked up to see the
subject of his harangue sauntering up the room.
"Are you talking about me?" he inquired, as he came. "Don't let me
interrupt, I beg. I know I'm an edifying topic, eh, Archibald?"
"Oh, don't ask me to praise you to your face," said Archie, quite
unperturbed. "How are you, old chap? We are all gapin' with amazement
over this mornin's news. Is it really true? Are we to congratulate?"
"Are you referring to my engagement?" asked the Poor Relation, pausing
in the middle of the group. "Yes, of course it's true. Do you mean to
say you were such a pack of dunderheads you didn't see it coming?"
"There wasn't anything to see," protested Archie. "You've been lyin'
low, you howlin' hypocrite! I always said you were a dark horse."
The Poor Relation smiled upon him tolerantly.
"Can't you call me anything else interesting? It seems to have hurt your
feelings rather, not being in the know. I can't understand your not
smelling a rat. Where are your wits, man?"
He tapped Archie's head smartly with his knuckles, and passed on, the
smile still wrinkling his pale eyes and the forehead above them from
which the hair was steadily receding towards the top of his skull.
Certainly the gods had not been kind to him in the matter of personal
beauty, but a certain charm he possessed, notwithstanding, which
procured for him a well-grounded popularity.
"You'll let me wish you luck, anyway, Rivington," one man said.
"Rather!" echoed Archie. "I hope you'll ask me to your weddin'."
"All of you," said the Poor Relation generously. "It's going to be a
mountainous affair, and Archie shall officiate as best man."
"When is it to take place?" some one asked.
"Oh, very soon--very soon indeed; actual date not yet fixed. St.
George's, Hanover Square, of course; and afterwards at Lady Florence
Cardwell's charming mansion in Park Lane. It'll be a thrilling
performance altogether." The Poor Relation beamed impartially upon his
well-wishers. He seemed to be hugely enjoying himself.
"And whither will the happy pair betake themselves after the reception?"
questioned Archie.
"That, my dear fellow, is not yet quite decided."
"I expect you'll go for a motor tour," said Bray.
But Rivington at once shook his head.
"Nothing of that sort. Couldn't afford it. No, we shall do something
cheaper and more original than that. I've got an old caravan somewhere;
that might do. Rather a bright idea, eh, Archie?"
"Depends on the bride," said Archie, looking decidedly dubious.
"Eh? Think so? We shall have to talk it over." The Poor Relation
subsided into a chair, and stretched himself with a sigh. "There are
such a lot of little things to be considered when you begin to get
married," he murmured, as he pulled out his pipe.
"Some one wanting you on the telephone, sir," announced one of the club
attendants at his elbow, a few minutes later.
"Eh? Who is it? Tell 'em I can't be bothered. No, don't. I'm coming."
Laboriously he hoisted himself out of his chair, regretfully he knocked
the glowing tobacco out of his pipe, heavy-footed he betook him to the
telephone.
"Hullo!"
"Oh!" said a woman's voice. "Is that you?"
"Yes. Who do you want?"
"Mr. Rivington--Cecil Mordaunt Rivington." The syllables came with great
distinctness. They seemed to have an anxious ring.
"Yes, I'm here," said the owner of the name. "Who are you?"
"I'm Ernestine. Can you hear me?"
"First-rate! What can I do for you?"
There was a pause, then:
"I had your letter," said the voice, "and I'm tremendously grateful to
you. I was afraid you might be vexed."
"Not a bit of it," said Rivington genially. "Anything to oblige."
"Thanks so much! It was great cheek, I know, but I've had such a horrid
fright. I couldn't think of any other way out, and you were the only
possible person that occurred to me. You were very kind to me once, a
long time ago. It's awfully decent of you not to mind."
"Please don't!" said Rivington. "That sort of thing always upsets me.
Look here, can't we meet somewhere and talk things over? It would
simplify matters enormously."
"Yes, it would. That is what I want to arrange. Could you manage some
time this afternoon? Please say you can!"
"Of course I can," said Rivington promptly. "What place?"
"I don't know. It must be somewhere right away where no one will know
us."
"How would the city do? That's nice and private."