THE "BOB" RUN

In the far north of Grimland, seemingly secure in its snow-blocked

passes and its improvised fortifications, the mountain town of

Weissheim basked serenely in the unclouded sunshine of its exalted

plateau. The life of the place went on, little affected outwardly by

the rude shocks of a revolution that had unseated a dynasty at

Weidenbruck, and incidentally horrified the sober-minded people of

Europe. The railway was cut that connected Weissheim with the

capital, and the telegraph wires were drooping, limp and useless,

from their stark poles. The foreign contingent,--the English and

American visitors of the "Pariserhof,"--pursued their life of

unadulterated pleasure-seeking as thoroughly and unconcernedly as was

their wont. Each morning found the curling rink well filled with

knickerbockered mortals, bearing brooms, and hurling granite bowls

over the perfect ice, and using weird expressions of Scottish origin

tempered with Anglo-Saxon profanity. The snows of the hillsides were

scarred with the double-tracked impressions of innumerable

ski-runners, and the great toboggan run--the Kastel run--found its

daily complement of votaries for its dangerous attractions. Each

night the thermometer showed its zero frost, and each day the winter

sun proclaimed its potency with no uncertain ray. Nature was as

serenely unconscious of politics as the guests of the Pariserhof were

of the series of fogs that was at that time choking the streets of

London with obfuscating blackness. This winter, indeed, was

singularly like other winters at this ideal resort of athletic and

convalescent humanity. It is true that horrible tales of rioting and

violence had come through from Weidenbruck,--but similar reports had

been transmitted many times previously,--and if the present rumours

were rather more highly-coloured and substantial than heretofore,

that was no reason why able-bodied men and women should not skate and

ski, and play innumerable rubbers of bridge over cups of hot

chocolate and cream-stuffed _éclairs au café_. It was true that

bands of swarthy men in uniform, and armed with shovels, were

perpetually throwing up snow-works on the surrounding bluffs, but

they respected the skating-rinks and the toboggan-runs--which was all

the visitors cared about. Moreover, they furnished rather a

picturesque note as they dragged their grim pieces of ordnance over

the steep snow slopes, and slowly hauled them into position in the

aforementioned snow-works. What the guests of the Pariserhof failed

to appreciate was, that a miracle was taking place. Weissheim was

loyal! Weissheim,--for years the home of sedition and intrigue,--was

all for Karl! Just as in the days of his prosperity it had turned

against him, so now in the hour of his discomfiture it rallied to him

as one man. The troubles of 1904 had taught the good Weissheimers

that they had a man for a Sovereign, that the tall, good-natured,

sunburnt gentleman in spectacles had a hard fist inside his fur-lined

gloves, and a stout heart under his Jäeger cardigan. And the fact

that Weidenbruck had cast him out was a good enough reason for their

taking him in. The men of the mountain despised the dwellers of the

plain. Rough, cruel, mutable as they were, there were still certain

primitive virtues among the hardy hill-folk, and when one day Karl

and the ever-popular Saunders turned up unexpectedly at Weissheim

with their tale of woe, they let loose an enthusiasm that had never

yet been accorded to Grimland's legitimate Sovereign. So, contrary

to his fears, Meyer's task had been an easy one. A more than capable

engineer, he soon put the place on as sound a footing of defence as

shovel and energy directed by German book-lore and Jewish brains

could put it. Within a week of his arrival the whole plateau was

secure in its well-planned redoubts and in the excellent temper of

the civil and military population.

On the twentieth of January, eight days after the King's arrival, the

race for the Cobham Cup took place on the bob-sleigh run. For this

event bob-sleigh crews had foregathered from far and near, for the

Weissheim "bob" run is acknowledged to be the fastest, the most

difficult, and the most sporting in the world. A bob-sleigh,--let me

explain for the benefit of the uninitiated,--is a very long toboggan

capable of holding half a dozen persons. Unlike an ordinary

toboggan, it is steered from the front by ropes, or, in the most

up-to-date "bobs," by a wheel. The rearmost man manipulates a brake

with a lever on either hand, and he awaits the commands of the

steersman, who sees the curves coming and realises when the pace must

be checked to avert disaster. Originally, the "bobbing" was done

along the high road, but this was so dangerous to horse-sleighs and

pedestrians, and resulted in such fearful accidents, that a special

track was constructed every winter, avoiding the town and ultimately

joining the highway somewhere near Riefinsdorf. The winning-post was

now at this junction, but for ordinary pleasure "bobbing," crews

sometimes continued their course along the road itself, the constant

declivity permitting the craft to travel at a great speed almost as

far as Wallen, ten miles distant, or by branching to the left, to

descend the Rylvio Pass into Austria. The difficulty of dragging the

"bob" back made these distant expeditions events of some rarity, and,

indeed, the first part of the course was so much more exciting than

the roadway, that it was mainly on this portion that practising for

the cup took place.

Imagine a track some six feet in width, formed of snow turned to ice

by the process of constant watering, and so smooth and slippery that

a burnished mirror would be rough and dull in comparison. Imagine

this track inclined at a steep angle, walled in on both sides with

low ice-banks, and trailing a long and sinuous course for a length of

over a mile! Here we have the potentialities of speed when we

remember that racing "bobs" are just low frameworks of wood whose

steel runners glide over the polished track with as little friction

as a flash of lightning traversing a thunder-cloud. When we add that

the bends of the course are sharp, and often flanked by sheer

precipices, and that to negotiate these bends at high speed requires

the greatest nerve and skill for all concerned, it is hardly

necessary to add that the sport is one which appeals to wandering

foreigners in search of sensations.

"It is a pity you have not got a crew," said Karl to Saunders, who,

with his wife, General Meyer, and Frau von Bilderbaum, were seated in

a wooden shelter erected at one of the most exciting bends of the

course. "With your skill at the brake and Mrs. Saunders' skill at

the wheel, you would have stood a fine chance of securing Lady

Cobham's trophy."

"It is always a pity when politics interfere with sport," replied

Saunders. "We manage these things better in England. When the

shooting season commences politicians take a rest."

"Here," said Meyer, "the shooting season commences when the

politicians are most active. Only we don't shoot grouse in

Grimland--only kings and councillors."

Karl laughed.

"I should like to have seen Saunders take his crew down the run in

approved style," he said; "I'd have wagered my forest lands to a

frost-bite that he'd have done the best time."

"I should have liked nothing better," said Saunders, "but it is

impossible to do oneself credit without practice. And I have been

busy in other ways: I have been studying Meyer's treatise on Winter

War, and I am not sure that the possibilities it holds forth are not

more exhilarating even than the competition for Lady Cobham's cup."

"We are likely to have that statement verified, if what I hear is

true," said the Commander-in-Chief quietly.

"And what you hear generally is true," muttered Karl.

"In this case I have no doubts," said Meyer. "A large military

expedition left Weidenbruck the day before yesterday; its destination

and object are not difficult to surmise."

"I am glad," said Frau von Bilderbaum truculently. "If blows are to

be struck, the sooner the better; we are ready for them."

There was a sound of cheering from the direction of the starting

point, signifying that the first crew was launched on its downward

course.

It was morning--10.30 A.M., to be precise--for the race had to be run

before the sun's power waxed hot enough to affect the surface of the

track. And the scene was a gay one: blue and white flags were flying

from poles at every hundred yards of the course, and from the crowded

stands erected at the several points of vantage.

And the day was a typical Weissheim day: the sky was of a deep and

ever-deepening blue. Not a breath of air stirred over the

snow-veiled face of the country. The sun had risen above the

shoulder of the mighty Klauigberg, and had turned the myriad crystals

into a sparkling ocean of unbelievable whiteness. To draw breath was

to fill one's lungs with perfect air and one's heart with ecstasy.

To gaze at the shimmering panorama of towering peaks and snowy

buttresses was to behold the finest view in central Europe.

"Here they come!" ejaculated Karl excitedly, as a "bob" came into

view, accompanied by a slight scraping sound, as the runners

slithered over the adamantine track.

All held their breath, for the speed of the descending craft was

absolutely terrifying. At the prow was a goggled figure in a white

sweater, with a red dragon--the badge of his crew--worked on his

chest. Behind him was a young girl, and behind her again four men,

all similarly attired. With the exception of the steersman, who

crouched forward,--a tense thing of staring eyes and straining

muscles,--all were leaning back as far as possible to minimise wind

pressure.

"Too fast!" was Saunders' comment.

Suddenly, in response to a hoarse cry from the steersman, the crew

swung their bodies to the left and simultaneously flung out their

arms in the same direction. The manœuvre was designed to bring

the "bob" round the corner without checking the pace by applying the

brake. The result was unsatisfactory. The prow of the "bob" struck

the counter-bank violently, there was a gasp from a hundred throats,

and a feathery cloud of snow rose, in which the limbs of half a dozen

human beings were whirling in an intricate and inextricable

confusion. No one, fortunately, was damaged, and in a few seconds

the crew had sorted themselves and resumed their chequered career.

"Heroism and no brake!" muttered Karl. "How like our friend the

American!"

"May his fall be as harmless!" said Saunders.

Frau Bilderbaum snorted.

"I should like to see him go over the precipice!" she exclaimed.

"You probably will--metaphorically speaking," said Meyer. "He is

accompanying this expedition against us, and he has outwitted me

twice."

A minute later another "bob" was making its nerve-shattering descent

of the lightning run. This time its crew,--a well-drilled sextet in

blue jerseys bearing the facetious badge of a tortoise,--swept round

the dangerous bend without mishap.

"Well done, Miss Reeve-Thompson!" cried Mrs. Saunders, naming the

lady who was steering the successful craft.

"That's done me good," sighed Karl in a note of satisfaction. "God's

sky and the best of sports! Clean snow and the champagne air of

Weissheim, and what care I for the rabble of the plains."

And so the morning wore on, with cheers for the skilful, gasps for

the rash, and murmurs of pity for the unfortunate. There were more

spills, of course, but fortunately no disasters of magnitude, and at

mid-day the great competition was over. The "times" were added up

and checked, and ultimately Miss Reeve-Thompson's crew were adjudged

the winners, and accompanied by a cheering throng they received the

cup from Lady Cobham at the Pariserhof.

The royal party waited till the crowd of onlookers had dispersed, and

then wended their way back to the Brunvarad--the Winter Palace--on

foot. As they followed the track that bordered the run they fell in

with General von Bilderbaum, struggling up the hill in a great grey

overcoat, very moist and red of face.

"Well," said Karl, "how are the new forts looking?"

"Very workmanlike, sire. We have got two new quick-firers on to the

south escarpment of redoubt A, and some old but serviceable

_mitraileuses_ in position in the long fosse between redoubts C and

D."

"Excellent," drawled Meyer. "And our dear, loyal gunners--are they

continuing to make good practice at the ice-targets?"

"I am sorry for anything they get sight of within two kilometres,"

responded the General.

"I am well served," said Karl. "Herr Saunders here has developed

into a student of minor tactics, and I fancy would handle a brigade

as well as a Moltke or a Kuroki."

At this moment they reached the point of the path where it crosses

the bob-sleigh run, and the races being over and the track closed, a

wooden plank had been laid across the glassy surface to afford secure

foothold. The men halted to allow the ladies,--Mrs. Saunders and

Frau Generalin von Bilderbaum,--to pass first. But the latter,--a

lady, as the reader knows, of somewhat egregious proportions,--was

not gifted by nature with a rapid gait through trampled snow.

Holding high her green skirt, and planting her cumbrous snow-boots

with deliberate precision, she advanced puffing and panting like a

mountain engine in a snow-drift. Before, however, she had come up

with the others, a strange man accosted the royal party from the

opposite direction. The individual in question was wearing skis, and

looked fatigued and travel-stained, as though he had come fast and

far. A black slouch hat was pressed over his forehead, and it was

not till he was quite close that Karl and his companions recognised

the features as those of Von Hügelweiler.

The Captain's salutation was as abrupt as his appearance.

"Hail! King of half a country," he said.

Quietly, swiftly, and without ostentation, Saunders and Meyer covered

the newcomer with their revolvers.

"Hands up when you speak to his Majesty," said the latter.

Von Hügelweiler dropped his ski-ing pole and held up his hands.

"I have a weapon in my breast," he said, "but it is not for any here."

Meyer quietly inserted his hand into the Captain's breast pocket, and

drew out a revolver. It was of the Grimland army pattern, and loaded

in all its chambers. He swiftly extracted the cartridges and

transferred them to his own person, and then,--having satisfied

himself that the Captain had no further munitions of war,--replaced

the unloaded weapon in its original position.

"Now you may talk without the inconvenience of holding your hands in

that fatiguing posture," he said. "What is it?"

"I come from Weidenbruck," said Von Hügelweiler, "and I bring news.

The day before yesterday an expedition left the capital for

Weissheim."

Meyer nodded.

"That is so," he agreed; "we get to know things, even in this

charmingly remote district. Still, details are always agreeable.

What does the force consist of?"

"The whole brigade of Guards, two battalions of Guides, and the

Kurdeburg Sharpshooters."

"They do me honour," said the King. "But they will find the railway

somewhat disorganised. You see, we have dynamited the principal

viaducts, to say nothing of the two-mile tunnel under the

Kahberg--and these things are not easy to repair when the snow is

down."

"The railway is open as far as Eselbruck," the Captain returned, "and

from thence they will come over the passes on skis. They will come

quicker than they would in the summer."

"That is true enough," agreed Meyer. "And who is in command of this

imposing force?"

"Bernhardt."

"Indeed! And the second in command?"

"A cursed American."

Meyer smiled.

"That describes Herr Trafford admirably," he said. "But how about

yourself, Von Hügelweiler? How is it you are not occupying a

distinguished position in this amiable field-force?"

"Because there are limits even to my dishonour," retorted Von

Hügelweiler fiercely. "In transferring my services from his Majesty

King Karl to her Majesty Queen Gloria, I knew I was sinking, but I

only learned a little while ago to what great depths."

"You are the man who was sent to hold the Strafeburg for me," said

Karl sternly, "and who handed it over to the mob rather than risk

your skin."

"I did not yield to fear," retorted the Captain, turning almost

savagely on his sovereign. "I yielded to an even more odious

thing--passion. The Princess pleaded with me, balancing her woman's

grace against my loyalty. I could face the fury of the multitude,

but I succumbed to the blandishments of a wanton!"

The word drew an exclamation of surprise and indignation from

Saunders.

"And you had your reward!" he said with a sneer.

"Aye, I have had my reward," was the bitter answer. "Love such as

mine always has its reward. I learned who it was upon whom the

fickle Gloria had bestowed her worthless heart. Who was it, do you

think? A nobleman, a great soldier, a Prince? No! She was

conducting a guilty intrigue with the schweinhund Trafford--the man

who betrayed his party by immuring the enemy in a spikeless

_Eisenmädchen_.

"Yes, that's true enough," said Karl. "The schweinhund Trafford, as

you call him, possesses some rudimentary ideas of humanity, despite

his absurd predilection for anarchy. I may remember that when my

time comes."

"It was an act of folly and weakness," said the Captain recklessly,

"an act of treachery to the side he had espoused. As soon as I heard

of it I hastened to Bernhardt's chambers with the news."

"And he said?" asked Karl.

"He said he loved and hated you," replied the Captain.

Karl nodded thoughtfully.

"I believe that expresses his mental attitude towards me very well,"

he said.

"It was the mad paradox of an _absintheur_," Von Hügelweiler

interrupted. "He was half drunk and wholly dangerous, and I left

him. I roused the people against Trafford, but the scoundrel

defended himself cunningly, and in the end the devil-ridden Bernhardt

turned up and rescued him with a troop of Dragoons."

"And why are you here?" asked General Bilderbaum.

"For one thing, there are two hundred kronen on my head in

Weidenbruck," replied Von Hügelweiler. "That makes the place

unhealthy. Neither do I desire to serve that delightful trinity, the

wanton Queen, the dipsomaniac priest, and the _verdomte_ American."

"But why come here?" persisted Bilderbaum, growing, if possible,

still redder in the face.

Von Hügelweiler ignored the speaker, and turned to Karl.

"I have no claim on your trust," he said to his late sovereign, "no

claim on your mercy--but my services may be useful. I ask no high

command, I merely crave to be put somewhere in the firing-line, where

I can put a bullet into the heart of the cursed American."

A silence followed this savage request. Then Karl turned to General

Bilderbaum.

"What say you, General?" he asked. "Do you like the look of your new

recruit?"

"No, sire," said the old soldier bluntly. "I have some blackguards

in my command, but no double-dyed traitor such as this."

"What!" Von Hügelweiler's nerves,--never well under control,--were

raw and ragged from his recent bitter experience, and by no means

improved by the forced and hasty journey he had undertaken to

Weissheim. With a cry of rage and indignation he swung round on the

plain-spoken old General, maddened at the insult, and raising his

fist as though to avenge it with a blow. But, as on a previous

occasion, the General's wife was near at hand to protect the sacred

person of her lord and master. Boiling with indignation, she hurled

her ample person at the mutinous captain. Von Hügelweiler gave

ground--he would have been a Samson had he not done so. And he

stepped, not on to the snow, not on to the plank that crossed the

run, but on to the surface of the bob-sleigh track itself. He might

have trodden on a cloud or a trembling bog for all the foothold it

afforded, and with a cry he fell, the Frau von Bilderbaum falling

heavily and incontinently on him. Hands were stretched out, but too

late. Before the General could clutch the skirt of his devoted

partner, the ill-assorted pair,--struggling, writhing, uttering

noises of wrath and fear,--had commenced the descent of the "bob"

run. Nothing could stop their downward progress. Swifter and

swifter the terrified twain glided, impotent hands clutched at the

frictionless banks, and impotent heels were pressed fiercely and

fruitlessly on to the glassy surface of the track. Down they went,

the Captain struggling and swearing, the woman struggling and

bellowing. The pace grew. They became disengaged. Von Hügelweiler

slithered swiftly on his side, Frau von Bilderbaum rotated slowly in

a sitting posture, descending with ever-growing momentum. Up a

banked curve she swung, fat arms were raised frantically, a roar of

pathetic discomfort shook the frosty air, and the devoted woman

disappeared from view round a bend of the track.

Much of the colour had left General Bilderbaum's face. No one

laughed, for the ludicrous mishap might well be a prelude to a

serious, even fatal, accident. Saunders climbed up a high mound of

piled snow, from which the further bends of the track might be

visible.

"There are some men at work lower down sweeping the course," he said,

speaking clearly for all to hear. "They have heard the cries and

they are preparing to stop them. Two have put their brooms across

the track--but the speed is gathering. They have stopped her--no!

the impetus was too great--the sweepers are rolling backwards in the

snow. Wait! the pace is checked--others are helping. They've got

her. Now--ah! Hügelweiler's on the top of them! What a collision!

She's up, unhurt! It's all right, General; your good lady is safe

and sound of limb. She's had a shaking, but her nerves are good, or

I'm no judge of physiology. Go down and look after her."

"Aye, and after Hügelweiler, too," spluttered the veteran. "I've a

heavy reckoning with that young scoundrel that will take some paying,

or I'm not the son of Karl Bilderbaum the Fierce."

"I wonder,"--said Karl, as soon as General Bilderbaum had left to

recover his hapless spouse,--"I wonder whether this man Von

Hügelweiler might not prove a valuable addition to our force. He

seems to have the enemy's discomfiture, if not our interests, very

much at heart."

"Where would you put him?" asked Saunders.

"I should put him where David put Uriah the Hittite," said Meyer.

"Where he has himself asked to be put--in the firing line."

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