WANT OF PROVISIONS.—GAY SOPHISTRY.—ON IMPOSSIBILITIES.

16th.—In the morning, my servant came to tell me that there was neither

coffee, sugar, milk, nor bread, for breakfast. Yesterday, some hours

before dinner, feeling hungry, I asked for a mouthful of bread, and was

told that there was none for me. Thus we are denied the very necessaries

of life. This fact will scarcely be credited, and yet I have stated

nothing but the truth.

The weather has now become fine. For some time the Emperor has been

unable to walk out; but to-day he went into the garden, and he

afterwards ordered the calash, with the intention of taking his usual

drive, which had been so long suspended. As we were walking about,

Madame de Montholon drove away a dog that had come near her.—“You do not

like dogs, Madam?” said the Emperor,—“No, Sire.”—“If you do not like

dogs, you do not like fidelity; you do not like those who are attached

to you; and, therefore, you are not faithful.”—“But ... but....” said

she—“But ... but....” repeated the Emperor, “where is the error of my

logic? Refute my arguments if you can!”

One of the suite having a few days ago proposed making some chemical

experiments, the Emperor enquired whether he had been successful. The

other complained of not having the necessary apparatus. “A true child of

the Seine,” said Napoleon, “an absolute Parisian cockney! Do you think

you are still at the Tuileries? True industry does not consist in

executing by known and given means; the proof of art and genius is to

accomplish an object in spite of difficulties, and to find little or no

_impossibility_. But what do you complain of? The want of a pestle, when

the bar of any chair might answer your purpose? The want of a mortar?

Any thing is a mortar that you choose to convert to that use; this table

is a mortar; any pot or kettle is a mortar. Do you think you are still

in the Rue Saint-Honoré, amidst all the shops in Paris?”

The Grand Marshal here remarked that this circumstance reminded him of

something that had occurred the first time he had the honour of being

presented to Napoleon, and of the first words he had received from him.

When Bertrand was about to leave the army of Italy, to proceed on a

mission to Constantinople, the young General, perceiving that he was an

officer of engineers, gave him a commission relative to that department.

“On my return,” said Bertrand, “I came up with you at a short distance

from head quarters, and I informed you that I had found the thing

impossible. On this your Majesty, whom I had addressed with great

diffidence, said with the most familiar air—‘But let us see how you set

to work, Sir: that which you found impossible may not be so to me.’

Accordingly,” continued Bertrand, “when I mentioned the means by which I

had proposed to execute what your Majesty wished, you immediately

substituted others. In a few moments I was perfectly convinced of the

superiority of your Majesty’s plans; and this circumstance furnished me

with sentiments and recollections which have since proved very useful to

me.”

The Emperor retired to rest early. We observed that he is very much

altered in his looks, particularly since his last illness. He grows very

weak, and feels fatigued after two turns round the garden.

STATISTICAL CALCULATION.—POPULATION OF THE

ISRAELITES IN EGYPT.

17th—18th. The fine weather has now completely set in. The Emperor went

into the garden, attended by all his suite. After walking about for a

short time, he proceeded to the wood.

On his return from his walk, we all breakfasted together under the tent;

and, the weather being very favourable, the Emperor expressed his wish

to take a drive in the calash.

About five o’clock, he desired me to attend him in his closet, to assist

in searching for some documents on the interior of Africa, bordering

upon Egypt. This is a point on which he has been engaged for some days

past, as he intends to make it the subject of some chapters in his

Campaign of Egypt.

He complained of being unwell, and desired me to order some tea for him.

This was something extraordinary. The Grand Marshal soon after came to

take my place in writing from his dictation.

After dinner, the Emperor was engaged with the pen in his hand, in

investigating the comparative production of the soils of Egypt and

France. He found the production of France to be greatly inferior to that

of Egypt. This calculation was made from Peuchet’s “Statistical Surveys

of France.” The Emperor was satisfied with the result at which he had

arrived; it corresponded with the opinion he had previously formed. This

naturally gave rise to the consideration of several other subjects; for

instance, what was the probable and possible population of Egypt in

ancient times?—what might have been the population of the Israelites,

if, during the short period that they remained in captivity, they had

increased to the degree mentioned in Scripture? &c. The Emperor desired

me to present to him next day something on this latter subject. A great

deal was said on the probabilities of human life, the tables of which

were also found in Peuchet’s work; and on this subject the Emperor made

some very ingenious, novel, and striking remarks.

I presented to the Emperor the calculation I had made on the problem

which he had given to me the preceding day. The result surprised him not

a little; and it furnished a subject for considerable discussion. The

following is the substance of what I presented to him.

The Israelites remained two hundred years in Egypt, during which time we

may calculate ten generations. They married early, and their marriages

were very fruitful. I supposed the children of Jacob, the twelve chiefs

of tribes, to be all married; I also supposed each of them to have had

the same number of children, or six couples, and so on in succession.

The tenth generation would then have amounted to 2,480,064,704 persons.

But the ninth generation and even the eighth was still in existence.

Hence what an awful number of figures. At any rate, let an ample

deduction be made from the number of children, for the mortality

occasioned by accidents, disease, &c., and still it is very certain that

no calculation can be brought forward to contradict the account of

Moses. The Emperor amused himself for a considerable time in detecting

and shewing the errors of my reasoning.

During dinner, he exercised himself in English, by asking my son

questions in that language, in history and geometry. After dinner the

Emperor took up the Odyssey, the reading of which afforded a treat to us

all.

THE EMPEROR ALTERS VISIBLY, AND LOSES HIS

STRENGTH.—SALE OF HIS PLATE.

19th.—Napoleon spent the morning in collecting information on the

sources of the Nile, from the works of several modern authors, Bruce,

&c.... I assisted him in this labour. At three o’clock, he dressed and

went out. The weather was tolerably fine. He ordered the calash, and

then went into the wood on foot, and we walked till we came within sight

of the Signal Hill. He conversed with me on our moral position, and the

vexations which even circumstances arising from our intimacy with him

could not fail to cause him. The calash came up with us, and Monsieur

and Madame Montholon were in it. The Emperor was very glad of this, as

he said he did not feel strong enough to walk back to the house. He

evidently grows feeble, his step becomes heavy and lagging, and his

features alter. His resemblance to his brother Joseph is now striking;

so much so, that, on going to meet him the other day in the garden, I

could have sworn it was Joseph, until the very moment when I came close

to him. Others have remarked the likeness, as well as myself; and we

have often said, that, if we believed in the _second sight_ of the

Scotch Highlanders, we should be inclined to expect that something

extraordinary would happen to Joseph or to the Emperor.

On our return, the Emperor examined a large basket full of broken plate,

which was to be sent next day to the town. This was to be for the future

the indispensable complement for our monthly subsistence, in consequence

of the late retrenchments of the Governor.

We knew that captains in the East India Company’s service had offered as

much as a hundred guineas for a single plate. This circumstance induced

the Emperor to order the arms to be erased and the pieces to be broken,

so as to leave no trace of the plate having belonged to him. All the

dish covers were topped with small massive eagles; these were the only

things he wished to save, and he had them put by. These last fragments

were the objects of the wishes of every one of us; we looked upon them

as relics. There was something religious, and at the same time mournful,

in this feeling.

When the moment came for breaking up this plate, it had produced a most

painful emotion and real grief amongst the servants. They could not

without the greatest reluctance, bring themselves to apply the hammer to

these objects of their veneration. This act upset all their ideas; it

was to them a sacrilege, a desolation. Some of them shed tears on the

occasion. After dinner, the Emperor continued the Odyssey, and

afterwards read some passages of Esmenard’s poem, “La Navigation,” which

he was pleased with.

FRESH VEXATION FROM THE GOVERNOR.—TOPOGRAPHY

OF ITALY.

20th.—The Emperor sent to wake me before eight o’clock, desiring that I

should join him with the calash in the wood, where he was already

walking with M. de Montholon, conversing about the household expenses of

the establishment. The weather had at last become fine once more, it was

like a delightful spring morning. We took two turns.

We have experienced to-day a fresh and inconceivable vexation from the

Governor. He has forbidden us to sell our plate, when broken up, to any

other person than the one he should appoint. What can have been his

intention in committing this new act of injustice? To make himself more

obnoxious, and to give another instance of the abuse of authority.

The Emperor breakfasted under the tent; immediately afterwards, he

dictated the account of the Battle of Marengo to General Gourgaud. He

bade me remain with them and listen. About twelve o’clock he retired to

his apartment to endeavour to rest himself.

Towards three o’clock, the Emperor came into my room again. He found my

son and myself engaged in comparing and looking over the account of the

Battle of Arcole. He knew that it was my favourite chapter, and that I

called it a canto of the Iliad. He wished to read it again, and

expressed himself also pleased with it.

The perusal of this account of Arcole awakened the Emperor’s ideas

respecting what he called “that beautiful theatre, Italy.” He ordered us

to follow him into the drawing-room, where he dictated to us for several

hours. He had caused his immense map of Italy, which covered the

greatest part of the drawing-room, to be spread open on the floor, and

having laid himself down upon it, he went over it on his hands and his

knees, with a compass and a red pencil in his hand, comparing and

measuring the distance with a long piece of string, of which one of us

held one of the ends. “It is thus,” said he to me, laughing at the

posture in which I saw him, “that a country should be measured in order

to form a correct idea of it, and lay down a good plan of a campaign.”

THE CELEBRATED BILLS OF ST. DOMINGO.—INSPECTORS OF THE REVIEWS,

&C.—PLANS OF ADMINISTRATION, &C.—GAUDIN, MOLLIEN, DEFERMONT, LACUEE,

&C.—MINISTER OF THE TREASURY.—MINISTER SECRETARY OF STATE.—IMPORTANCE

OF THEIR FUNCTIONS.

21st.—Admiral Malcolm called upon me to-day. He came to take leave of us

all; he was to sail the next day for the Cape, and would be two months

absent.

We are sorry to lose the Admiral; his manners, always polite, and a kind

of tacit sympathy existing between us, contrast him continually in our

mind with Sir Hudson Lowe, who is so unlike him.

The Admiral had seen the Emperor, who is also partial to him. They had

taken together some turns in the garden, and the Admiral told me had

collected some excellent information respecting the Scheldt and the

Nievendip, a maritime establishment in Holland which was entirely

unknown to him, and which was founded by Napoleon.

After dinner, the conversation turned upon what the Emperor termed the

celebrated bills of St. Domingo. It gave rise to the following curious

details.—“The administrator of St. Domingo,” said the Emperor, “took it

into his head one day to draw from the Cape, without authority, for the

sum of sixty millions, in bills, on the treasury in Paris, which bills

were all payable on the same day. France was not then, and had, perhaps,

never been, rich enough to meet such a demand. Besides, where and by

what means had the administration of St. Domingo acquired such a credit?

The First Consul could not command any thing like it in Paris; it was as

much as M. Necker could have done at the time of his greatest

popularity. Be that as it may, when these bills appeared in Paris, where

they arrived before the letters of advice, the First Consul was applied

to from the treasury, to point out what was to be done. ‘Wait for the

letters of advice,’ said he, ‘in order to learn the nature of the

transaction. The treasury is like a capitalist; it possesses the same

rights, and should follow the same course. These bills are not accepted,

they are, consequently, not payable.’ However, the necessary

information, and the vouchers, arrived. These bills stated value

received, but the receipts of the officers in charge of the chest, into

whose hands the money had been paid, were for only one tenth, one fifth,

one third of the amount of the respective bills. The treasury,

therefore, would only acknowledge and refund the sum really and _bona

fide_ paid; and the bills in their tenour were declared to be false.

This raised a great clamour, and produced a terrible agitation amongst

the merchants. A deputation waited upon the First Consul, who, far from

endeavouring to avoid it, opened the business at once, and asked

‘whether they took him for a child, whether they thought he would sport

thus with the purest blood of the people, or that he was so indifferent

a guardian of the public interest? What he refused to give up,’ he said,

‘did not affect him personally, did not trench upon his civil list, but

it was public property, of which he was the guardian, and which was the

more sacred in his eyes on that account.’ Then, addressing the two

persons at the head of the deputation, he said: ‘You, gentlemen, who are

merchants, bankers, men of business, give me a positive answer. If one

of your agents abroad were to draw upon you for very large sums contrary

to your expectations and to your interests, would you accept, would you

pay his bills?’ They were obliged to admit they would not. ‘Then,’ said

the First Consul, ‘you, who are simple proprietors, and in the right of

your majority responsible for your own actions only, you would wish to

possess a right which you refuse to allow to me, proprietor in the name

of all, and who am in that quality always a minor and subject to

revision! No, gentlemen, I shall enjoy your privileges in the name and

for the benefit of all; the actual amount received for your bills shall

be repaid you and no more. I do not ask the merchants to take the bills

of my agents: it is an honour, a mark of credit, to which I do not

aspire; if the merchants do take them, it must be at their own risk and

peril; I only acknowledge and consider as sacred the acceptance of my

Minister of the Treasury.’ Upon this they again expostulated, and a

great deal of idle talk ensued. They should be obliged, they said, to

declare themselves bankrupts; they had received these bills, for ready

money; their agents abroad had committed the error of taking them,

through respect for, and confidence in, the government. ‘Very well,’

said the First Consul, ‘become bankrupts. But they did not,’ observed

the Emperor, ‘they had not received these bills for ready money, and

their agents had not committed any error.’

“The members of the deputation left the First Consul, convinced in their

own minds of the validity of his reasons; nevertheless, they filled

Paris with their clamours and with falsehoods, misrepresenting the

affair altogether.

“This transaction,” said the Emperor, “and its details, explain many

other transactions which have been much spoken of in Paris under the

Imperial administration.

“The commercial world had particularly said, and repeated, that this

proceeding was unexampled; that such a violation of credit was a thing

hitherto unheard of; but to that the First Consul replied that he would

set the question at rest by quoting precedents, and he recalled to their

minds the Bills of Louis XIV., the liquidations of the Regent, the

Mississippi Company, the liquidations of the wars of 1763 and of 1782,

&c.; and proved to them that what they contended to be a thing

unexampled had been the constant practice of the monarchy.”

From this affair the Emperor turned to different branches of the

administration. He defended the institution of the post of Inspectors of

Reviews. “It was only through them that the actual number of men present

could be ascertained; through them alone had this advantage been

obtained, and it was one of immense importance in the active operations

of war. And these inspectors were not less useful in an administrative

point of view; for, whatever trifling abuses might exist in the details,

and however numerous these abuses might be, it is on a general principle

that such things should be considered; and, in order to estimate fairly

the utility of this institution, it should be asked what other abuses

would have taken place if it had not existed? For myself,” said

Napoleon, “I must say that, checking the expenditure, by trying how much

the total number of troops ought to have cost according to their fixed

rates of pay, I have always found the sum paid by the treasury to fall

short of my estimate. The army, therefore, cost less than it ought to

have cost: what result more beneficial could be required?”

The Emperor quoted the administration of the navy as having been the

most regular and the most honest; it had become a master-piece. “In

that,” said he, “consisted the great merit of Decrès.” The Emperor

considered that France was too large to have only one minister for the

administration of the war department. “It was,” he said, “a task beyond

the powers of one man. Paris had been made the centre of all decisions,

contracts, supplies, and organizations; whilst the correspondents of the

minister had been subdivided amongst a number of persons equal to the

number of regiments and corps. The contrary ought to have been the case;

the correspondences should have been entered, and the resources

subdivided, by raising them on the spot where they were required. I had

long meditated a plan to establish in France twenty or twenty-five

military districts, which would have composed so many armies. There

would have been no more than that number of accountants; these would

have been twenty under-ministers; it would have been necessary to find

twenty honest men. The minister would have had only twenty

correspondents; he would have centralised the whole and made the machine

move with rapidity.

“Messieurs Gaudin and Mollien,” said the Emperor, “were of opinion that

it was necessary that the receivers-general, public financiers and

contractors, should have very large fortunes, that they should have it

in their power to make considerable profits, and openly avow them, in

such a manner as to retain a degree of consideration which they might be

careful not to endanger; and a character of honour, which they might be

anxious not to compromise. This could not be otherwise,” he said, “in

order to obtain from them support, service, and credit, in case of need.

“Another set of men, Defermont, Lacuée, and Marbois, thought, on the

contrary, that it was impossible to be too watchful, too economical, and

too strict. For my own part, I was inclined to be of the opinion of the

first, considering the views of the last to be narrow, and such as were

applicable to a regiment, but not to an army; to the expenses of a

private household, but not to the expenditure of a great empire. I

called them the Puritans and the Jansenists of the profession.”

The Emperor observed that the minister of the treasury, and the minister

secretary of state, were two of his institutions on which he most

congratulated himself, and from which he had derived the greatest

assistance. “The minister of the treasury concentrated all the

resources, and controlled all the expenses of the empire. From the

minister secretary of state all acts emanated. He was the minister of

ministers, imparting life to all intermediate acts; the grand notary of

the empire, signing and authenticating all documents. Through the first

I knew, at every moment, the state of my affairs; and through the second

I made known my decisions and my will in all directions and every where.

So that, with my minister of the treasury and my minister secretary of

state alone, and half-a-dozen clerks, I would have undertaken to govern

the empire from the remotest parts of Illyria, or from the banks of the

Niemen, with as much facility as in my capital.”

The Emperor could not conceive how affairs could go on with the four or

five secretaries of state of our kings. “And, indeed, how did they go

on?” said he. “Each imagined, executed, and controlled his own

operations. They might act in direct opposition one to another; for as

the kings only affixed their sign on the margin of the plans proposed,

or authenticated only the rough draft of their ordinances, the

secretaries of state could fill them up, or act as they pleased, without

fear of any great responsibility. Add to this that the secretaries of

state had the _griffe_[29], a contrivance, which they wanted to make me

adopt, but which I rejected as a tool appropriated to the _Rois

faineans_. Amongst these ministers, some might have money for which they

had no employment, and others might be unable to proceed for want of a

farthing. There was no common centre to combine their movements, provide

for their wants, and direct the execution of their measures.”

Footnote 29:

A kind of seal on which a signature is engraved.

The Emperor said that a minister secretary of state was exactly suited

for kings without talents, but vain, who would want the assistance of a

prime minister and not like to own it. “Had my minister secretary of

state been made president of the council of state,” said he, “he would

have been from that moment a real prime minister, in the fullest

acceptation of the term; for he would have carried his plans to the

council of state to have them digested into laws, and would have signed

for the Prince. There can be no doubt that, with the manners and habits

of the first race of our kings, or with princes like them, my minister

secretary of state would have become in a very short time a Mayor of the

Palace.”

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