REVENGE

Miss Atterbury put the paper she was reading carefully and slowly down

upon the table. It was the _Boston ---- _, and there was a long article

upon the first page marked ostentatiously around with a blue

lead-pencil, and headed in glaring letters, “Athletics in Girls’

Colleges.”

There was a dangerous gleam in Miss Atterbury’s dark-gray eyes, and she

seemed a trifle more than her ordinary five feet eight inches as she

drew herself up and turned, with that careful repression of irritation

which always denotes the extreme limit of self-control, upon an

inoffensive freshman, comfortably installed in the window-seat, playing

a mandolin.

“I was in Antwerp two weeks last summer,” she remarked, with careful

emphasis, “and I heard the cathedral chimes play ‘La Mandolinata’ twice

every five minutes, I think. I would be obliged if you would play

something else, or even stop altogether for a while--I have something

important to talk about just now.”

The freshman stuck her pick guiltily in the strings, and shifted her

position upon the cushions into one of extreme and flattering attention,

while the four girls who had been playing whist over in a corner turned

hastily around toward Miss Atterbury.

“What is it now, Katharine?” inquired Miss Yale, reproachfully, laying

down her cards. “She always takes things so terribly _au grand

sérieux_,” she explained plaintively to the rest. Miss Yale had her

rooms with Miss Atterbury, and stood rather in awe of that young woman,

and was very proud of her athletic prowess, and could always be relied

upon to tell her friends “that Katharine Atterbury was the captain of

the senior crew, and could pull an oar as well as a ’Varsity stroke, and

that the champion tennis-player of a certain year had said that she was

an antagonist to be feared and respected.”

“_This_ is what is the matter,” said Miss Atterbury, in a tragic voice,

picking up the paper. “I don’t know who it is that writes such absurd,

such wilfully misleading articles about us, but I do know that if I

could get at him I would----”

What Miss Atterbury would do was apparently too awful to speak of just

then.

One of the girls got up and went over to her.

“But what is it?--what have they said about us now?” she inquired,

impatiently.

“What they are always doing--poking fun at us,” replied Miss Atterbury,

hotly, and with a fine disregard of grammar. “To read this article one

would imagine that we were imbecile babies. One would think that a girl

was as weak as a kitten, and didn’t know a boat from an elevator, or a

five-lap running track from an ice-wagon, or a golf club from a

sewing-machine. He--whoever the man is who wrote this ridiculous

article--seems to think that all our training and physical development

is a huge joke. He don’t even know how stupid he is. That’s the worst of

it--he isn’t even aware of his unutterable, his colossal ignorance!”

“Wouldn’t it be fun to have him drawn and quartered, as an awful

example, a sort of warning to the other newspaper men not to write about

what they are totally ignorant of, and to leave us alone,” suggested the

inoffensive little freshman, with a base but entirely successful attempt

to get back into Miss Atterbury’s good graces.

The senior gave her a brief but cordial glance, and then ran on:

“Something must be done about it. I’m tired of reading this sort of

trash about women’s colleges. It is time the public was learning the

true state of things--that girls can and do swim, and row and play golf

and tennis, and run and walk about, just as their brothers do, and that

we have courage and muscle enough to go in for football even, except

that we have some _little_ regard for our personal appearance!”

“And it’s so degrading and irritating to go home in the vacations, and

have one’s brother tease one to death about it all, and try to be funny,

and ask one if the color of one’s gymnasium suit is becoming, and if the

golf captain knows the caddie from a cleek,” interposed Miss Thayer, a

pretty blond girl who got up slowly and sauntered over to Miss

Atterbury, putting her face over that young lady’s shoulder to get a

look at the unfortunate paper. As she did so she gave a little cry of

surprise.

“Why, I know the man who wrote that,” she gasped. “There! J. E. N.--see

those initials at the end?--they mean Jack Newbold. I remember now he is

writing for that paper. He told me this summer at the sea-shore that he

was going in for newspaper work. His grandfather owns this paper, you

know, and has promised him half a million when he is twenty-five if he

will go through the whole thing--learn everything a newspaper man must

know. He didn’t want to do it much, but, of course, he would go in for

almost anything sooner than lose all that pile of money.”

Miss Atterbury looked thoughtfully and intently at Miss Thayer.

“You say he is a friend of yours?” she demanded, slowly.

“Oh, yes; we got to be very good friends this summer. He taught me how

to play fifteen-ball pool--that’s about all he knows,” went on the girl,

scornfully. “He’s an awful duffer about everything else. You ought to

see him play tennis! It’s not very edifying, but it’s awfully funny.”

Miss Atterbury gave a little gasp of delight.

“That’s too good to be true,” she said, enthusiastically.

Miss Thayer rather stared. “Why?” she demanded, and then, without

waiting for a reply, she swept on. “You wouldn’t think so if you had to

play doubles with him! And he simply can’t walk--gets awfully tired, he

says. _I_ think it’s his clothes. Gets ’em in London, and they are

terribly swell and uncomfortable. And he is always afraid his collar is

going to melt; it’s quite painful to be with him on a warm day. And I

couldn’t induce him to come out in my cat-boat with me. Said he didn’t

think a girl could learn to handle one with any degree of safety. Did

you ever hear of anything so unjust? I think he was _afraid_.”

Miss Atterbury was leaning on the table now, and her countenance had

assumed such a cheerful look that the freshman felt quite relieved and

ventured to pick up her mandolin again.

“Go on!” demanded the senior, delightedly.

“Well, I don’t know anything more,” declared Miss Thayer, impatiently.

“Isn’t that enough for you? He’s no good at out-door sports, and what he

is doing writing us up or down is more than I can imagine. He oughtn’t

to be allowed to do so. He don’t know anything about it at all, and I

should think he would be ashamed of himself. I suppose his editor told

him to do it, and he simply ‘made up’ and put down everything he had

ever heard about us, and worked in all the old jokes about girls’

colleges.”

Miss Atterbury got up slowly.

“Well!” she said, impressively, to Miss Thayer, “I’m sorry if that young

man is much of a friend of yours, for we have got to make an example of

him. I suppose you know him well enough to invite him out here Monday

afternoon?--for you’ve got to do it,” she added, with calm decision.

Miss Thayer said she thought she might venture on that simple act of

courtesy, though she could not quite understand why Miss Atterbury was

so anxious to see him since she disapproved of him so entirely; to which

that young woman replied that she wished to see him once, so that she

might never see him again, and that the next day she would explain her

plans, in which she expected their hearty co-operation.

* * * * *

Mr. Jack Newbold had just comfortably installed himself in the 1.50 B.

and A. train, when it occurred to him that he might possibly have made a

mistake as to the time Miss Thayer expected him. He pulled out the note

which he had received from her, and read it again.

“MY DEAR MR. NEWBOLD: I have been so interested in what you have

written about athletics in girls’ colleges! I saw the article in

your paper and knew immediately by the initials that it was your

work. Ever since seeing it I have been wishing to redeem my promise

to have you come out here and see our college.

“All the girls are anxious to see you. I hope you won’t mind

receiving a great deal of attention! You know how enthusiastic and

unconventional college girls are, and you are of the greatest

interest to us just now. Miss Atterbury, a charming girl, is

especially eager to meet you. Don’t be _too_ flattered! But we

shall all be delighted to see the man who has so ably written up

girls’ colleges, and unless I hear from you to the contrary, shall

look for you out Monday afternoon by the 1.50 train.

“Of course I shall expect you to take dinner and go to the concert

in the evening. I tell you this now, so you can wear just the right

‘dress’--men are so ridiculously particular about their clothes!

“Very cordially yours,

“ELEANOR THAYER.”

Mr. Jack Newbold was not a particularly vain youth, but he had a slight

feeling of satisfaction on perusing that note which made him settle

himself even more comfortably in his seat and resign himself cheerfully

to the short journey.

“Had no idea that article would make such a sensation,” he was saying to

himself, “and I’m glad she expects me by this train. Of course she will

bring her trap to the station for me. I believe the college is quite a

little distance from the town. Nice little trap--she drives well for a

girl, I remember.” And then he fell to wondering whether he had selected

just the right things to wear. “Girls are so deucedly critical,” he

soliloquized, and it had been rather hard to decide on just what would

be in good taste for an afternoon call and would still do without change

for the concert in the evening, and he rather complimented himself on

his judicious selection, and was assuring himself that the particular

shade of his gloves had not been a mistake, when he found that he was at

the station.

Miss Thayer welcomed him effusively.

“I knew you wouldn’t have the vaguest idea of how to get up to the

college,” she was saying, “and so I came down for you myself. No, I

didn’t bring my trap. I knew you would enjoy the walk up, and I wanted

to show you it myself. I remember how fond you were of walking, last

summer,” she added, with a bright smile at him.

Newbold stared a little.

“I don’t think,” he began doubtfully; but Miss Thayer interrupted him

quickly--

“You cannot imagine how anxious the girls are to see you. Each one wants

to show you what she is particularly interested in. Really you are quite

a martyr--I mean a hero--in our eyes! We will go up this way,” she ran

on. “It’s a little longer and there is a pretty bad hill, but of course

a man doesn’t mind a little extra exertion, and it’s even more beautiful

than the other way.”

Newbold said he would be charmed to go any way that Miss Thayer might

choose, but that he didn’t want to lose any of his visit at the college,

and that perhaps it would be wiser to take the short cut. But Miss

Thayer said that if they walked a little faster they would get there

just as soon, and he would see the finer view, too. So they started off

briskly, and Newbold wished that he had worn the other pair of patent

leathers, and finally, when he felt ready to drop, and thought they must

have walked about five miles, and she told him they had only two more to

go, he blamed himself most severely for not having firmly refused

anything but the short cut and a cab. One of Miss Thayer’s friends who

met her told her the next day that she was glad to see that she had

joined the Pedestrian Club, and that she had often wondered why she had

not done so before.

“I hardly think it is worth while to go into the drawing-room now,”

remarked Miss Thayer, argumentatively, as they strolled up the broad

drive to the college. “I see Miss Atterbury down there on the campus

playing tennis, and I promised to bring you to her immediately,” she

went on. Newbold felt a horrible inclination to say that he didn’t care

if he never met Miss Atterbury, and that personally he would very

[Illustration: “YOU CANNOT IMAGINE HOW ANXIOUS THE GIRLS ARE TO SEE

YOU”]

much prefer going into the drawing-room and stopping there for the rest

of the afternoon, in the most comfortable chair to be found; but he

managed to murmur a weary assent to Miss Thayer’s proposition, and

together they started down the steep hill at the bottom of which

stretched the campus. But he could not seem to keep up with Miss Thayer,

and by the time he had reached the tennis grounds and had decided that

in all probability his heart would never beat normally again, he was

conscious that he was bowing, and that Miss Atterbury, flushed from

playing, was standing before him and was laughing and saying--“I don’t

often give acquaintances such a warm welcome!” The next thing he knew

was that someone had thrust a racket into his hand, and he heard, as in

a dream, Miss Thayer telling her friend that Mr. Newbold was a splendid

tennis-player, and that she would have to do her best to beat him, but

that she hoped she would for the honor of the college. And then he found

himself, somehow, walking over to the court, and, before he could

protest, Miss Atterbury was on the other side, and was asking him kindly

but briskly if he were ready to play. He thought he was as near ready as

he ever would be, so he said “Play!” and waited resignedly for her

serve.

It was just after Miss Atterbury had piled up an appalling number of

games against him, and he had come to the conclusion that he knew what

it would be like to stand fire from a Krupp gun, and had decided that

tight patent leathers and a long coat were not just what he would have

chosen to play tennis in, that he saw Miss Atterbury, to his intense

relief, throw down her racket and run up the hill a little way. She was

back in an instant with Miss Thayer and a tall, handsome girl, carrying

a lot of golf clubs. When young Newbold saw the golf clubs he felt so

tired that he thought he would sit down on the cold ground, although he

knew how dangerous such a proceeding was, especially when he was so

painfully aware of how hot his head was and how clammy his linen felt.

“Mr. Newbold!” he heard Miss Atterbury say, “I want to present you to

Miss Yale. She is the captain of the Golf Club, and I knew you would

want to meet her. Anyone who is such an authority on the subject as you

proved yourself to be in that article would, of course, want to see the

links out here.”

“Ah! thank you!” murmured Newbold; “but I play very little, you know,

and I wouldn’t interrupt your game for the world!”

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