AN OBSERVANT OBSERVER
Jim Ackerman strode into Pop Hayes' saloon, where he found the
proprietor and Charley James squabbling acrimoniously over the value of
a cribbage hand.
"Not satisfied with gettin' a twenty-four hand," snorted Charley, "he
tries to make it twenty-seven, shovin' 'em around like he was playin'
three-card monte! You old fool! You've counted them runs once more'n
you oughter; but I don't care how much you mills 'em; it's twenty-four!"
"I ain't done no more countin' than they'll stand!"
"I dunno what _they'll_ stand; but I knows what _I_'ll stand. It's
twenty-four!"
"Soon as you gets two bits up," sneered Pop, "you lose yore nerve. You
can play all day for fun, an' never loose a yelp; but when you've got
money up you acts like you was stabbed!"
"That so? You forget how to count when there's money up!"
"When yo're winnin' everything is lovely; but when yo're losin' you go
on th' prod!"
"You don't have to go; yo're allus rarin' around on yore hind laigs,
a-pawin' th' air an' snortin'. Leave it to Ackerman. I dare you!"
"I'll leave it to anybody but you. You hadn't ought to even play for
th' drinks. Jim, look at that twenty-seven hand an' tell that fool what
it counts, will you?"
Ackerman moved it around and grinned. "Fifteen eight; two pairs is
twelve, an' four runs of three makes that twenty-seven hand count just
twenty-four. An' it's a cussed good hand, top; you shore knows how to
discard."
Charley nodded emphatically. "There! I told you so!"
Pop raised his hands helplessly to heaven. "How much longer have I got
to keep th' peace? Two more like you an' Charley an' this country would
go plumb to th' dogs! Yo're two fools."
"Now who's stabbed?" jeered Charley. "You can get more out of one
crib hand than most folks can find in two. 'Four, five, six,'" he
mimicked. "Why don't you shift 'em around an' work six, five, four; an'
five, six, four; an' four, six, five? A genius like you ought to get
thirty-six out of a twenty-four hand an' never turn a hair. I'm such a
stranger to a hand like that that I'd be satisfied with twenty-four. I
ain't no genius at figgers."
"If I told you what you are, you'd get insulted!"
"Anybody that could insult you could make cows live on malpais an' get
fat," sneered Charley. "I've done called you a liar, an' a cheat, an' a
thief--"
"Hey! Stop that!" interposed Ackerman. "Quit it; an' have a drink with
me. You'd let a man die of thirst, _I_ believes."
Pop shuffled around behind the bar and sullenly produced the bottle and
the glasses. "I know, Jim," he apologized; "but you don't know how my
patience gets tried!"
Charley snorted. "If they ever tries yore patience they'll lynch it.
Here's how, _Jim_."
"Good luck," said Jim, tossing off the drink.
Charley, walking back toward the card table, caught sight of the
well-loaded horse outside; and Pop, taking advantage of the situation,
reached swiftly under the bar and slid two Colts toward Ackerman, who
frowned and pushed them back. "Some other time," he growled. "Ain't
goin' back right away." He pushed his hat back on his head. "Any news?"
"There ain't never any news in this place," answered the proprietor.
"But I hear as how th' Circle S has fired Long Pete Carson for stayin'
drunk. Long Pete was all het up over it an' lets drive at Holmes. Bein'
unsteady he missed Dick an' nicked Harry Kane. Then Dick took th' gun
away from him an' give him a beatin'. Dick's hands are shore eddicated.
Th' Long T near lost three hosses in that quicksand near Big Bend;
an' Smith come near goin' with 'em. An' that Nelson is prospectin'
somewhere near th' Circle S, if he ain't left th' country."
"What makes you think that he's mebby left th' country?" inquired
Ackerman casually.
"He had his spirit busted when his cabin burned. Said this country was
too full of dogs for a white man to live in. But I reckon he'll work
around th' Circle S or th' Long T a while before he quits for good."
Charley turned and grunted derisively. "That's all you know about it.
He crossed the river near th' Circle S, over Rocky Ford, an' went to
Bitter Creek hills."
"How'd you know he did?" demanded Pop.
"I was told by th' man that saw him do it."
"Who was that?" asked Pop, indignant because he had not been told about
it before.
"Yo're a reg'lar old woman," jeered Charley. "You can guess it."
"Funny he didn't tell me," sighed Pop.
"Mebby he reckoned it was his own business," retorted Charley. "Mebby
he knowed you'd blurt it out to everybody you saw."
"I keep things under my belt!"
"Yes; food an' likker," chuckled Charley, enjoying himself. "If nobody
come around for you to tell yore gossip to, cussed if you wouldn't tell
it to th' sky, night an' mornin', like a ki-yote."
"So he's still prospectin'," laughed Ackerman. "He'll starve to death."
"I ain't so shore about that," said Charley. "He weighed his gold on my
scales an' it was one pound an' eleven ounces. It was all gold, too; I
saw it."
"He-he-he!" chuckled Pop. "If yore scales said one eleven he only had
about half a pound. Them scales are worse than a cold deck."
"That's a lie; an' you know it! Them scales are honest!"
"Then they ain't 'pervious to their 'sociations," grinned Pop. He
reached behind him, picked up a package and turned to Ackerman. "Did
you say you was goin' near th' Circle S?" he inquired.
"He did not," said Charley gleefully. "Didn't I say you was an old
woman?"
Ackerman laughed, winked at Charley and went out; and the two cronies
listened to the rapidly dying hoof-beats.
Pop wheeled and glared at his friend. "Now you've done it! Ain't you
got no sense, tellin' _him_ where Nelson is?"
"If I had much I wouldn't hang out with you," grinned Charley. "But
I got a little; an' if he crosses th' river he won't find Nelson. A
Circle S puncher saw him hoofin' it into th' southwest. _Quien sabe?_"
"Sometimes you do have a spark of common sense," said Pop. "Sort of a
glimmer. It's real noticeable in you when it shows at all, just like a
match looks prominent in th' dark. Pick up them cards an' don't do no
more fancy countin'."
"Countin' wouldn't do me no good while yo're multiplyin'. Get agoin'; I
got to get my four bits back before I go home."
Well to the south of the two friends in Hastings, Jim Ackerman loped
steadily ahead, debating several things; and as he neared the Circle
S range a man suddenly arose from behind a rock. There was nothing
threatening about this gentleman except, perhaps, his sudden and
unexpected appearance; but Ackerman's gun had him covered as soon as
his head showed.
"Turn it off me," said the man behind the rock, a note of pained injury
in his voice. "My intentions are honorable; an' plumb peaceful. Yo're
most scandalous suspicious."
Ackerman smiled grimly. "Mebby I am; but habit is strong. An' one of
my worst habits is suspicion. What's th' idea of this jack-in-th'-box
proceedin' of yourn? You've shore got funny ways; an' plumb dangerous
ones."
"Reckon mebby it does look that way," said the man behind the rock.
"I neglects caution. I should 'a' covered you first an' then popped
up. That shows how plumb innercent an' peaceful I am. Yore name's Jim
Ackerman, ain't it?"
"You can't allus tell," replied Ackerman.
"That's where yo're figgerin' wrong. I can allus tell. Havin' told me
yore name, I'll tell you mine. I'm Pete Carson, known hereabouts an'
elsewhere as Long Pete. Some calls me Long-winded Pete; but it's all
th' same to me. Pint that a little mite more to th' sky; thank you,
sir. I was punchin' for th' Circle S, but th' Circle S punched me;
then it fired me. I've got to eat, so I got to work. Th' Long T ain't
hirin'; an' I'd starve before I'd work for Logan. I ain't no slave, not
me.
"I'm settin' there in th' sun whittlin' a stick an' arguin' with
myself. I was gettin' th' worst of it when I hears yore noble cayuse.
Not bein' curious I riz up instanter an' looked plumb into yore
gun--just a little mite higher; ah, much obliged."
"What's all this to me?" demanded Ackerman impatiently.
"That's what I'm aimin' to find out I saw you comin'--up a little more;
thank you. Then I think I got a new chance. I want a job an' I want it
bad. Hold it in yore left hand: yore right hand is tired, an' saggin'.
Any chance for a close-mouthed man up yore way? One that does as he's
told, asks no questions, an' ain't particular what kind of a job it is?
Better let me hold that; I can see yo're gettin' tired. Thank you,
sir. I'm desperate, an' I'm hungry. What you say? Speak right out--I'm
a grand listener."
Ackerman grunted. "Huh! I ain't got nothin' to say about hirin' th' men
where I work. As a matter of fact we ain't got work enough for another
man. An' I reckon you don't understand nothin' about farmin', even in a
small way; but if yo're hungry, why, I can fix that right soon. Got a
cayuse?"
Pete nodded emphatically. "I allus manage to keep a cayuse, no matter
how bad things busts; a cayuse, my saddle, an' a gun. Why?"
"Climb onto it an' come along with me. I'm aimin' to make camp as soon
as I run across water. That's a purty good animal you got."
"Yes; looks good," grunted Long Pete; "but it ain't. It's a deceivin'
critter. I'm yore scout. There's a crick half a mile west of here. I'm
that famished I'm faint. Just a little more an' I'd 'a' cooked me a
square meal off of one of th' yearlin's that wander on th' edge of th'
range. That was what I was thinkin' over when I heard you."
"You shouldn't do a thing like that!" exclaimed Ackerman severely.
"Besides, you shouldn't talk about it. An' if you _do_ it you'll get
shot or lynched."
"A man does lots of things he shouldn't. An' as for talkin', I'm th'
most safe talker you ever met. I allus know where I'm talkin', what
I'm talkin' about, an' who I'm talkin' to. Now, as I figger it, I'd
rather get shot or lynched than starve in a land of beef. What do I
care about killin' another man's cows? I'm plumb sick of workin' on
a string that some bull-headed foreman can break; an' I'm most awful
sick of workin' for wages. _I_ ain't no hired man, d--n it! What I
wants is an equal share in what I earns. An' you can believe me, Mister
Man, I ain't noways particular what th' work is. I never did have no
respect for a man that gambled for pennies. No tin-horn never amounted
to nothin'. He can't lose much; but yo're cussed right he can't _win_
much, neither. If th' stakes are high an' th' breaks anywhere near
equal, I'll risk my last dollar or my last breath.
"As to what I am, you lissen to me: When I'm sober I stays strictly
sober, for months at a time; an' when I'm drunk I like ways stays drunk
for days at a time. I ain't like some I knows of, half drunk most of
th' time an' never really sober. Me, I just serves notice that I'm
goin' off on a bender, an' I goes. An' when I comes back I'm sober all
th' way through. Here's th' crick. An' I never get drunk when there's
work to be did. You can put up that Colt now an' watch me get a fire
goin' that won't show a light for any distance or throw much smoke. I
tell you I know my business."
Ackerman unpacked and turned the horses loose to graze, and by the time
he was ready to start cooking, Long Pete had a fire going in a little
hollow near the water.
"Now you just set down an' watch me cavort an' prance," quoth Long
Pete pleasantly. "Reckon mebby you might not move fast enough for my
empty belly. Chuck me that flour bag--I'm a reg'lar cook, _I_ am. You
just set there an' keep right on thinkin' about me; weigh me calm an'
judicial."
Ackerman smiled, leaned back against his saddle and obeyed his verbose
companion, pondering over what his deft guest had said. He knew of Long
Pete by hearsay, and he now marshaled the knowledge in slow and orderly
review before his mind.
The cook handed him a pan, a tin cup, and a knife, fork, and spoon.
Then he waved at the pan. "Take all you want of this grub, an'
take it now. This bein' a one-man outfit I'll eat off th' cookin'
utensils--utensils sounds misleadin', don't it?--somethin' like tonsils
or a disease. Now I warn you: dig in deep an' take all you kin eat,
for there won't be no second helpin' after I gets _my_ holt. Want yore
coffee now?"
"Later, I reckon," smiled Ackerman. "You shore can cook. Better take
th' cup first if you wants yore coffee now. I'll use it later."
"Soon as we open one of them cans I'll have a cup of my own, an' we're
goin' to open one tomorrow," grinned Long Pete, opening his pocketknife
and attacking the frying pan. When the pan had been cleaned of the last
morsel Pete emptied the cup, washed it in the creek, refilled it and
handed it to his companion. Rolling a cigarette with one hand, he lit
it, inhaled deeply and blew a cloud of smoke toward the sky.
"Cuss me if that don't hit me plumb center," he chuckled. "An' plumb
center is th' place for it. I'd ruther eat my own cookin' in th' open,
than feed in th' house after some dirty cook got through messin' with
th' grub. At first I thought you was another prospector; but when I
looked close I saw that you didn't have th' rest of th' outfit. Now
don't you say nothin'. I ain't lookin' for no information; I'm givin'
it. You see, I shoots off my mouth regardless, for I'm a great talker
when I'm sober; an' tight as a fresh-water clam when I'm drunk. A
whiskered old ram of a sky-pilot once told me that I was th' most
garrulous man he'd ever met up with. After I let him up he explained
what garrulous means; an' th' word sort of stuck in my memory. I know
it stuck in his; he'll never forget it."
Ackerman coughed up some coffee. "He won't," he gasped. "But what--made
you think--I might be prospectin'?"
"Just a little superstition of mine," explained Long Pete. "There's
some coffee runnin' down yore neck. You never ought to laugh when yo're
drinkin'. Good thing it wasn't whiskey. Things allus comes in bunches.
That purty near allus holds good, as mebby you've noticed. I have. I
saw one prospector, a cow-puncher gone loco, hoofin' it in th' dirt
alongside his loaded cayuse. Of th' two I thinks most of th' cayuse. It
was a black, of thoroughbred strain, steppin' high an' disdainful, with
more intelligence blazin' out of its big eyes than its master ever had.
So when I sees you ridin' along with a big pack I reckoned mebby that
you must 'a' eat some of th' same weed an' had got th' same kind of
hallucernations. They's different kinds, you know. But this is once th'
rule fails. There won't be no bunch of prospectors, an' I know why; but
that's a secret. There won't be no third."
Ackerman looked keenly at him through narrowed lids, speculating,
wondering, puzzled. Then he leaned back and yawned. "_Is_ there a
prospector down here?" he asked incredulously. "You don't mean it."
Long Pete coolly looked him over from boots to sombrero. "I'm duly
grateful for this sumptious feed, an' I know what is th' custom when
you breaks bread with a man; but I _do_ mean it; an' I don't lie even
when my words are ramblin' free. I reckon, mebby, you ought to remember
that. We'll sort of get along better, day after day."
"No offense! I was just surprised. Which way was th' fool headin'?"
"Mebby I am a little too touchy. We all have our faults. He was
headin' th' same as us because we're on his trail, right now. I sort
of follered it here to keep my hand in. You never can tell when yo're
goin' to need th' practice. Our fire is built on th' ashes of hisn. His
fire an' smoke was well hid, too. What a two-gun cow-puncher, with a
Tin Cup cayuse like that, wants to go hoofin' off on a fool's errand
for, is more than I can figger out. But two heads are better than one;
an' a man hears an awful lot of talkin' up in Old Pop Hayes' place.
Queer old polecat, Pop is."
Ackerman stared thoughtfully into the fire for a few moments. Then he
looked squarely and long into Pete's placid, unwavering eyes, and what
he saw there must have pleased and piqued him.
"Pete, yore habit of usin' words reminds me of a gravel bed I once
panned. It was a big bed an' I panned a terrible lot of gravel; but
you'd 'a' been surprised if you knew how much gold there was in it.
I was a rich man until I hit town." He waved his hands expressively.
"You've said a whole lot, but it pans out strong. Anybody that won't
listen to you is a fool. Let's have a pow-wow, without hurtin' any
feelin's. Speak plain; keep cool. What you say?"
Pete waited until he rolled another cigarette and drew in another
lungful of smoke. Then he recrossed his long legs, hitched comfortably
against his saddle, and nodded.
"Meanin' to swap ideas an' personal opinions, ask questions regardless,
an' if things don't come out like we'd mebby like 'em, keep our mouths
shut afterwards an' not hold no hard feelin's?"
"Just that," Ackerman acquiesced. "Just what was you aimin' at in yore
talk?"
Pete scrutinized the fire. "Well, I hit what I was aimin' at--you
allus do with a scatter gun. An' for th' ease of my conscience, an'
th' rest of my calloused soul, let me confess that I had a gun on you
while I was talkin' to you. One arm was folded across behind my back
an' a little old Colt was squeezin' against my side an' th' other arm,
lookin' right at you. Carelessness ain't no sin of mine; I got enough
without it. But, shakin' some of th' gravel out, let's see what I got.
"I wants a job. It's funny how many times I've wanted a job, an' then
threw it sprawlin' after I got it. Bein' desperate, I was aimin' to
stick you up an' take your outfit. Then when you got near an' I saw who
it was, I knowed I'd have to shoot to kill; an' first, too. That's why
I didn't tackle that other feller, too. An' just then my perverted mind
says two an' two is four. An' it most generally is. Then I knowed you
needed me. So I let th' gun slip an' got real friendly. But, as I was
sayin', I want a job. Now you pay attention.
"We knows what's rumored around about Twin Buttes; an' we knows who
lives up there; an' we knows there ain't never been no farm products
come out of that section. That's th' biggest mistake you fellers ever
made; you should 'a' run a garden. Likewise, we knows that tin-horns
don't gamble with things that belong to other people, if th' other
people packs guns. An' 'specially they don't gamble with no cows an'
hosses. 'Tain't popular, an' folks don't like it. A tin-horn ain't man
enough to risk a bullet or a rope. Now then, you just let me draw you
th' picture of a dream I've often had.
"I can see a bunch of husky cow-punchers, among which I see myself, an'
we're punchin' cows that we never bought. We're poolin' our winnin's
an' sharin' th' risks. I can even see me rustlin' cows, an' there's
men with me that I could name if my memory wasn't so bad. There's a
big rock wall, an' a deep, swift river that's so d--d cold it fair
hurts. An' somewhere back in th' buttes, which is in a section plumb
fatal to strangers, all but one, is a little ranch, with a drive trail
leadin' north or west. That's th' dream. Ain't it h--l what fool ideas
go trompin' an' rampagin' through a man's mind when he's asleep,
'specially if he ain't satisfied to work for wages? Did you ever have
any?"
Ackerman grinned to hide his surprise. "Yo're a grand dreamer, Pete.
I've had dreams somethin' like that, myself; an' so far's I'm concerned
yourn can come true; but I only got one vote. An' as I ain't goin' back
for some time, I don't know just what to say."
"Not knowin' what to say never bothered me," chuckled Long Pete. "I can
talk th' spots off a poker deck; I'll show you how, some day. But as
long as you mentioned dreams, it reminds me of another I've had. Not
long ago, neither. I saw a two-gun prospector leavin' an unpleasant
location. He was a _reg'lar_ two-gun man; a wise feller could just see
it a-stickin' out all over him. I kept right on bein' hungry. Then,
quite a little later I saw another man, a cow-puncher, ridin' along his
trail; an' he had so much grub it fair dazzled me. An' bein' friendly,
in my dream, I up an' tells th' second man where th' other feller was
headin'. An' if th' dream hadn't 'a' stopped there I could 'a' told
him which way th' two-gun prospector an' his black, Tin Cup cayuse
went on th' mornin' follerin' th' day I saw him. Funny how things like
that will stick in a man's memory. An' I've heard tell that lots of
people believes in dreams, too. Seems like you only got to know how
to figger 'em to learn a lot of useful an' plumb interestin' things.
A fortune-teller told me that. Why, once I dreamed that I had shot a
feller that had been pesterin' me; an' when I got sober, d--d if I
hadn't, too!"
Ackerman slammed his sombrero on the ground and leaned quickly forward
over the fire. "Pete, I ain't got much money with me--didn't expect to
have no call to use it. I ain't got enough for wages for any length of
time; but I've got grub, plenty of it. An' if you wants to make that
first dream of yourn come true, you stick to me an' with me, come what
may, an' I'll see you a member of a little ranch back in some buttes,
or we'll d--d well know th' reason why. We need brains up there. Are
you in?"
"Every d--d chip; from my hat to my worn-out boots; from soda to hock,"
grinned Long Pete. "You got your cayuse, yore shootin' irons, an' th'
grub; I got my cayuse, mean as it is, my guns, an' a steady-workin'
appetite. Pass them pans over; allus like to wash things up as soon
as they've been used. It'll be yore job next meal. I believe in equal
work. Better hang up that pack--there's ants runnin' around here."
"Yo're a better cook than me," said Ackerman cheerfully, as he obeyed.
"You do th' cookin' an' leave th' cleanin' up to me. I'd rather wrastle
dirty pans than eat my own cookin' any day. That fair?"
"As a new, unmarked deck," replied Long Pete contentedly. "An' while
we're talkin' about washin' pans, I want to say that that two-gun
hombre went due north, ridin' plumb up th' middle of this here crick.
An' since yo're trailin' him, I reckon he kept goin' right on north. I
allus like to guess when I don't know."
"Yo're a d--d good guesser," grinned Ackerman. "Let's roll up in th'
blankets early tonight an' get an early start in th' mornin'."
"Keno. That suits me, for if there is one thing that I can do well,
it's rollin' up in a blanket. I should 'a' been a cocoon."