CHAPTER I.

LOST SIR MASSINGBERD.

A Romance of Real Life.

IN TWO VOLUMES.

VOL. I.

LONDON:

SAMPSON LOW, SON, AND MARSTON,

14, LUDGATE HILL.

1864.

The uncommon favour with which the story of "LOST SIR

MASSINGBERD" has been received while appearing in the

columns of a popular periodical, has induced its author to

solicit the suffrages of that more critical Public who "hate

to read novels bit by bit."

CONTENTS.

PREFATORY

CHAPTER I. GIANT DESPAIR

CHAPTER II. MY FIRST INTERVIEW

CHAPTER III. THE DREAM BY THE BROOK

CHAPTER IV. THE DUMB WITNESS

CHAPTER V. THE STATE BEDROOM

CHAPTER VI. HEAD OVER HEELS

CHAPTER VII. AT THE DOVECOT

CHAPTER VIII. MEETING HIS MATCH

CHAPTER IX. MR. HARVEY GERARD

CHAPTER X. LOVE THE LIFEGIVER

CHAPTER XI. WOOING BY PROXY

CHAPTER XII. THE COUNCIL OF WAR

CHAPTER XIII. THE GIPSY CAMP

CHAPTER XIV. WHY SIR MASSINGBERD DID NOT MARRY

CHAPTER XV. THE REASON CONTINUED

CHAPTER XVI. I DO SIR MASSINGBERD A LITTLE FAVOUR

LOST SIR MASSINGBERD.

PREFATORY.

In these days, when every man and woman becomes an author upon the least

provocation, it is not necessary to make an apology for appearing in

print. Perhaps there was always something affected in those prefatorial

justifications; although they did disclaim any literary merit, it is

probable that the writers would have been indignant enough had the

critics taken them at their word; and perhaps the publication was not

entirely owing to "the warmly-expressed wishes of numerous friends."

But, at all events, we have done with all such excuses now. Not to have

written anything for the press, is no small claim to being an Original.

Neither sex nor age seems to exempt from the universal passion of

authorship. My niece, Jessie (<i>ætat.</i> sixteen), writes heart-rending

narratives for the "Liliputian Magazine;" her brother, whom I have

always looked upon as a violent, healthy hobbledehoy whose highest

virtue was Endurance, and whose darkest experience was Skittles,

produces the most thrilling romances for the "Home Companion." Even my

housekeeper makes no secret of forwarding her most admired recipes to

the "Family Intelligencer;" while my stable-boy, it is well known, is a

prominent poetical contributor to the "Turf Times," having also the gift

of prophecy with reference to the winner of all the racing events of any

importance. And yet, I believe, my household is not more addicted to

publication than those of my neighbours.

What becomes of authors by profession in such a state of things literary

as this, I shudder to think; I feel it almost a sin to add one more to

the long list of competitors with whom they have to struggle; but still,

if I do not now set down the story which I have in my mind, I am certain

that, sooner or later, my nephew will do so for me, and very likely

spoil it in the telling. He writes in a snappy, jerky, pyrotechnic way,

which they tell me is now popular, but which is not suited to my

old-fashioned taste; and although he dare not make, at present, what he

calls "copy" of the stories with which I am perhaps too much accustomed

to regale his ears, he keeps a note-book, and a new terror is added to

Death from that circumstance. When I am gone, he will publish my best

things, under some such title as "After-dinner Tales," I feel certain;

and they will appear at the railway book-stalls in a yellow cover

bordered with red, or with even a frontispiece displaying a counterfeit

and libellous presentment of his departed relative in the very act of

narration. The gem of that collection would undoubtedly be the story

which I am now about to anticipate the young gentleman by relating

myself. If I am somewhat old-world in my style, perhaps it may be

forgiven me, in consideration of the reality of the circumstances

narrated, and the very strong interest which I do not doubt they will

arouse.

It is not necessary to state the exact locality where they occurred, nor

the number of years which have elapsed since their occurrence; it is

enough to premise that what I tell is true, and that some of the

principal personages in the--well, the melodrama, if you will--are yet

alive, and will peruse these words before they meet the public eye. If

nothing therein offends <i>them</i>, therefore, it need not, upon the score

of indiscreet revelation at least, offend my readers.

CHAPTER I.

GIANT DESPAIR.

In a midland county, not as yet scarred by factories, there stands a

village called Fairburn, which, at the time I knew it first--many, many

years ago--had for its squire, its lord, its despot, one Sir Massingberd

Heath. Its rector, at that date, was the Rev. Matthew Long; and at the

Rectory, when my story commences, there was in pupilage to the said

rector a youth, one Peter Meredith, who has since grown up to be the

present writer. When we are small, all things seem vast to our young

minds; good men are saints, and evil ones are demons. I loved Mr. Long,

therefore, although he was my tutor; and oh, how I feared and hated Sir

Massingberd! It was not, however, my boyhood alone that caused me to

hold this man as a monster of iniquity; it was the opinion which the

whole county entertained of him, more or less. The people of Fairburn

trembled before him, as a ship's company before some cruel captain of

fifteen years back--I mean, of fifteen years before the period of which

I write. Press-gangs had not very long ceased to do their cruel mission;

there were old men in our village who had served their time in His

Majesty's ships, very much against their will; there were gaps in poor

families still, which might or might not be filled up; empty chairs that

had so stood for a score of years perhaps, waiting for still expected

occupiers; fathers of families, or the props of families, in sons and

brothers, had been spirited away from Fairburn (even a little while

ago), and had not come back again yet. They had been poachers, or

radicals, or sectaries (as Dissenters were then called), or something

else distasteful to Sir Massingberd's father; and they had been carried

off to sea at his command. Let not my young readers imagine that I am

exaggerating matters; I write of a state of things of which they have

not the remotest conception, but which I remember perfectly well. They

have reason to thank Heaven that they did not live in those times, if

they happen to belong to those unprosperous classes which were then

termed collectively, "the mob;" there were no such things as "skilled

workmen," or "respectable artisans," in those days. The "people" were

"the Great Unwashed." To build a Crystal Palace for such as they were

held to be, would have seemed to be the height of folly; they would have

taken no other pleasure in it than to smash every pane with

brickbats--for were they not "the dangerous classes"? Such opinions were

beginning to die out, indeed, but they were held still by many great

people, and Sir Massingberd Heath was one of them. Reared in a

clergyman's family, and a clergyman myself, I have been a Conservative

in politics all my life, and in that belief I shall die; but rank and

power are no excuse with me for evil deeds. In the chamber of my nephew

John, who "takes in everything," as the phrase goes, I once discovered a

democratic magazine, edited by a gentleman whose surname I forget, but

who had a great multitude of initials. All the poor people described in

this work were pious and moral, and all the rich people were infidel and

profligate; but for the noblemen--and there were a good many persons of

high rank in the various stories--were reserved all the choicest

invectives and most superlative abuse. Nothing, of course, can be more

unfair than this treatment of a class of persons who, considering their

temptations, are really more than respectable. As a general rule, the

portraits were extravagantly malicious, but they had this attraction for

me--they were all exceedingly like Sir Massingberd Heath. He was the

very type of that bloated aristocracy that is held up in scarecrow

fashion, by republican writers. There were not many living specimens to

be met with even at the date of my tale, and the old baronet, perhaps

himself perceiving that he was one of the last of them, determined that

he should not be the least in infamy. Like the Unjust Judge, he neither

feared God nor regarded man, and, worse than he, he would not perform a

good action on account of the importunity of any person. She must have

been a brave woman who importuned Sir Massingberd Heath, and could

scarcely have been brought up in Fairburn.

Whether George IV. was king or not, at the period of which I write, it

matters not, for his connection with our squire had terminated years

before; but at one time they had been fast, very fast friends. When a

king and a baronet run a race of extravagance, the king generally wins,

and so it had been in this case; His Majesty, or rather His Royal

Highness the Regent, had <i>distanced</i> Sir Massingberd, and they were not

now upon even speaking terms. Friendships of this sort do not last when

one of the parties has spent all his money. What was the use of a poor

man at White's who could only look on while his old friends played whist

for one hundred pound points, and five hundred pounds upon the rubber?

What business--let alone pleasure--could one have in London, when

Howard and Gribbs would not lend one fifty pounds even at fifty per

cent.? Sir Massingberd had left that gay, wicked world for good, that is

to say, for ever, and was obliged to live at his beautiful country-seat

in spite of himself. He was irretrievably ruined, so far as his court

prospects were concerned, for he had no ready money. He owned all

Fairburn, and many hundreds of rich acres about it, beside the Park and

the river; he had the great tithes of the place, and manorial rights

(which he exercised, too) innumerable. Nobody quite knew--he did not

know himself--what privileges he had or had not, what pathways he could

close at pleasure, what heriots he could demand, or what precise

property he had in Fairburn gravel-pits; but in all cases he gave

himself the benefit of the doubt. It was a very foolish thing to leave

any disputed point to the sense of justice, or the good feeling of our

squire, and yet this was generally done. Where it was not done, where

some honest fellow had ventured to oppose his high prerogative, even

though he gained his end, he was always, as the village people said,

"paid out" for it. I don't mean to say Sir Massingberd murdered

him--although he would have done that, I am confident, without the

slightest scruple, if it could have been effected with safety to

himself--but he took his revenge of him, sooner or later, in a very

simple way. He caught his children trespassing--having caused them to be

enticed upon his land--and committed them to prison; or he broke down

his fences, and spoiled his corn in the night; for he had dependents

devoted to his wicked will, and upon whose false witness he could always

rely.

And yet, with all this power, the baronet, as I have said, was a poor

man; he had borrowed all the money he could, and was even said to have

overreached the London Jews in these transactions; and it was all

gone--absolutely all. It was seldom that this great lord of acres had a

ten-pound note in his pocket, for his house and land were all entailed

upon his nephew Marmaduke, and he had only a life-interest in anything.

Poverty perhaps made him bitterer and more savage than he would

otherwise have been; but, for my part, I cannot imagine him to have been

agreeable under any circumstances. I have heard, however, that at

Carlton House he was once the first favourite--after Brummell--and that,

of course, made him sought after by many people. He had a wicked wit,

which was doubtless acceptable in some circles, and his tongue, it may

be, was not quite so coarse in those days of prosperity. He took a

delight in his old age in retailing his infamous experiences, before

women, if possible, and if not, before clergymen or boys. I remember to

have heard of Mr. Long once venturing to reprove his squire upon an

occasion of this very kind. The rector had been dining at the Hall--an

exceptional occurrence, and under exceptional circumstances--when, after

dinner, the host began one of his disgraceful reminiscences, whereupon

my tutor rose and said, "Sir Massingberd, you should be ashamed to talk

of such matters to me; but before this boy, it is infamous. I thank you

for your hospitality; but I shall go home."

"Very well; go, and be hanged!" replied the baronet; "and Marmaduke and

I will make a jolly night of it."

Marmaduke Heath was Mr. Long's pupil as well as myself, and he resided

with his uncle at the Hall. He would very much rather have retired with

his tutor on that occasion, and indeed have resided at the Rectory, for

he dreaded his relative beyond measure. All the pretended frankness with

which the old man sometimes treated the boy was unable to hide the hate

with which Sir Massingberd really regarded him; but for this

heir-presumptive to the entail, this milk-and-water lad of seventeen,

the baronet might raise money to any extent, nay, sell all Fairburn, if

he chose, and so might once more take his rightful station in the world,

rejoin the Four-in-hand Club, and demand his "revenge" from my Lord

Thanet at écarté. He could still drink, for the cellars of Fairburn Hall

were well-nigh inexhaustible; but if that chit of a lad was but carried

off, he might have the best in the land to drink with him. It is true

that a ruined man in Sir Massingberd's position can still afford a good

table; game is plentiful with him, and fish, and he grows his own

mutton and venison, so that neither himself nor his friends need starve;

but servants must be maintained to wait upon these, and a great

country-house without a carriage is as a lobster without a claw.

Consequently, except in the shooting-season, there were no guests at

Fairburn Hall; the folks that did come were men of a certain stamp;

current indeed, in good society, but only in that of males; a real lady

had not set foot in the Park, far less the house, for the last twelve

years; the manner in which Sir Massingberd lived forbade such a thing. A

few bachelors of the County Hunt, and half-a-dozen roués from town, were

all the company that could be enticed to Fairburn in September and

October; all the rest of the year, the grass grew in the avenue

untouched by wheel or hoof, and even sprang up among the stone steps

that led to the front-door. Somehow or other, I never saw it thus

without thinking of the parable of the Sower and the Seed, with some

distant and uncharitable reference to our squire! I wondered whether it

was possible that in any far-back time any good seed of any sort had

found its way into the crannies of his stony heart, and if so, what had

become of it. I used to try and picture that violent wicked man as a

child in his cot, or saying his prayers at his mother's knee. I believe

she had died soon after her marriage, and that, short as her wedded life

had been, it was a very unhappy one.

Fairburn Hall had never been a house for tender, honest women; the

Heaths, who are celebrated like another noble race of the same sort, for

their hard hearts and excellent digestions, had never been good

husbands. Fortunately, daughters were rare in the family. How Sir

Massingberd would have brought up a daughter, I shudder to think. One

son had been the sole offspring vouchsafed to the baronets of this line

for many generations, except the last; and in the present case, there

was no such direct heir. Some said Sir Massingberd had married secretly,

but was separated from his wife, and some said he had not; but it seemed

somehow certain that with him the immediate succession from father to

son would cease. His brother Gilbert had married young in Italy, and had

died in that country within the same year. His widow had brought his

posthumous child, when a few months old, to the Hall, at the invitation

of Sir Massingberd, and had remained there for some time. The villagers

still spoke of the dark foreign lady as being the most beautiful

creature they had ever beheld; the Park keepers used to come upon her

in solitary glades, singing sweetly; but ah! so sorrowfully, to her

child in a tongue that they did not understand. The baronet himself was

absent, not yet cast out of the court whirlpool, and the lonely vastness

of the place was not displeasing to the young widow, wishing, perhaps,

to be left undisturbed with her grief; but after Sir Massingberd came

down, she remained but a very few days. It was said that she fled with

her babe in a winter's night, and that her little footprints were traced

in the snow to the cross-roads where the mail went by, by which she had

arrived. She was not rich, and had come down in a manner quite different

from that of her brother-in-law, who, broken and ruined though he was,

had posted with four horses. That was how all gentlefolks of the county

travelled in those days; even the very barristers on circuit indulged,

and were obliged to do so, in a chaise and a pair. The mother of

Marmaduke Heath, however, who was heir-presumptive to the largest landed

property in Midshire, was very poor. Whether the late baronet had

omitted to make a proper provision for his younger son, or whether

Gilbert had made away with it after the usual manner of the Heaths, I do

not know; but his widow and child betook themselves into

Devonshire--selected, perhaps, from its climate approaching nearer than

any other part of England to that of her native land--and, there lived

in a very humble fashion. How Marmaduke ever got into his uncle's hands,

I never could clearly understand; his mother had died suddenly,

whereupon the family lawyer, Mr. Clint of Russell Square, who had the

entire management of the Heath property, had in the first instance

taken possession of the lad; but Sir Massingberd had claimed his right

to be the guardian of his nephew, and it could not be disallowed.

Such were mainly the circumstances, I believe; but all sorts of stories

were in circulation concerning "Giant Despair," as the savage old

baronet was called, and his nephew; the general opinion agreeing only

upon one point--that no sane person would change places with Master

Marmaduke Heath at Doubting Castle, notwithstanding the greatness of his

expectations.

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