"They are all right!"
There was no competition for seats on the Damascus train that morning.
Several of the window-panes were smashed, there were bullet-marks and
splinters on the woodwork everywhere--no need to ask questions. But I
found time on the platform to chat with some British officers while
keeping an eye lifting for Yussuf Dakmar and his friends.
"Damascus, eh? You'll have a fine journey if you get through alive.
Nine passengers were shot dead in the last train down."
"No law up there, you know. Feisul's army's all concentrated for a
crack at the French (good luck to 'em! No, I'm not wishing the French
any particular luck this trip). Nobody to watch the Bedouins, so they
take pot shots at every train that passes, just for the fun of it."
"May be war, you know, at any minute. The French are sure to make a
drive for the railway line--you'll be hung up indefinitely--commandeered
for an ambulance train--shot for the sake of argument--anything at all,
in fact. They say those Algerian troops are getting out of hand--paid
in depreciated francs and up against the high cost of debauchery.
You're taking a chance."
"Wish I could go. Haven't seen a healthy scrap sinze Zeitun Ridge.
Hey! Hullo! What's this? Lovely woman! Well, I'll be!"
It was Mabel Ticknor, followed by the six men I was watching for, Yussuf
Dakmar looking sulky and discouraged in their midst, almost like a
prisoner, and the other five wearing palpably innocent expressions.
"Lord!" remarked the officer nearest me. "That gang's got the wind up!
Look at the color of their gills! Booked through, I'll bet you, and
been listening to tales all night!"
The gang drew abreast just as another officer gave tongue to his
opinion. They couldn't help hearing what he said; he had one of those
voices that can carry on conversation in a boiler foundry.
"There's more in this than meets the eye! She's not a nurse. She don't
walk like a missionary. I heard her buy a ticket for Aleppo. Can you
imagine a lone, good-looking woman going to Aleppo by that train unless
she had a laissez passe from the French? She's wearing French heels.
I'll bet she's carrying secret information. Look! D'you see those two
Arabs in the train?" He pointed out Grim and Jeremy, who were leaning
from a window. "They tipped her off to get into the compartment next
ahead of them. D'you see? There she goes. She was for getting into
the coach ahead. They called her back."
Almost all the other cars were empty except that one, but, whether
because humans are like sheep and herd together instinctively when
afraid, or because the train crew ordered it, all six compartments of
the middle first-class car were now occupied, with Mabel Ticknor alone
in the front one. Nevertheless, Yussuf Dakmar and four of his companions
started to climb in by the rear door. The sixth man lingered within
earshot of the officers, presumably to pick up further suggestions.
So I got in at the front end and met them halfway down the corridor.
"Plenty of room in the car behind," I said abruptly.
They were five to one, but Yussuf Dakmar was in front, and he merely got
in the way of the wolves behind him. The sixth man, who had lingered
near the officers, now entered by the front end as I had done and called
out that there was plenty of room in the front compartment.
"There's only a woman in here," he said in Arabic.
And he set the example by taking the seat opposite to Mabel.
It would have been easy enough to get him out again, of course. Not even
the polyglot train crew would have allowed Arabs to trespass without her
invitation.
The trouble was that Jeremy, Grim, Narayan Singh and I all rushed to her
rescue at the same minute, which let the cat out of the bag. It was
Doctor Ticknor's statement in Jerusalem about not wanting to see any of
us alive again if we failed to bring his wife back safe that turned the
trick and caused even Grim to lose his head for a moment. When a Sikh,
two obvious Arabs and an American all rush to a woman's assistance
before she calls for help, there is evidence of collusion somewhere
which you could hardly expect a trained spy to overlook or fail to draw
conclusions from.
It was all over in a minute. The rascal left the compartment, muttering
to himself in Arabic sotto voce. I caught one word; but he looked so
diabolically pleased with himself that it didn't really need that to
stir me into action. I take twelves in boots, with a rather broad toe,
and he stopped the full heft of the hardest kick I could let loose. It
put him out of action for half a day, and remains one of my pleasantest
memories.
His companions had to gather him up and help him pulley-hauley fashion
into the car ahead, while an officious ticket-taker demanded my name and
address. I found in my wallet the card of a U.S. senator and gave him
that, whereat he apologized profoundly and addressed me as "Colonel"--a
title with which he continued to flatter me all the rest of the journey
except once, when he changed it to "Admiral" by mistake.
Grim went back into our compartment and laughed; and none of the essays
I have read on laughter--not even the famous dissertation by Josh
Billings--throw light on how to describe the tantalizing manner of it.
He laughs several different ways: heartily at times, as men of my
temperament mostly do; boisterously on occasion, after Jeremy's
fashion; now and then cryptically, using laughter as a mask; then he
owns a smile that suggests nothing more nor less than kindness based on
understanding of human nature.
But that other is a devil of a laugh, mostly made of chuckles that seem
to bubble off a Hell-brew of disillusionment, and you get the impression
that he is laughing at himself--cynically laying bare the vanity and
fallibility of his own mental processes--and forecasting
self-discipline.
There is no mirth in it, although there is amusement; no anger,
although immeasurable scorn. I should say it's a good safe laugh to
indulge in, for I think it is based on ability to see himself and his
own mistakes more clearly than anybody else can, and there is no note of
defeat in it. But it is full of a cruel irony that brings to mind a
vision of one of those old medieval flagellant priests reviewing his
sins before thrashing his own body with a wire whip.
"So that ends that," he said at last, with the gesture of a man who
sweeps the pieces from a board, to set them up anew and start again.
"Luckily we're not the only fools in Asia. Those six rascals know now
that Mabel and we are one party."
"Pooh!" sneered Jeremy. "What can the devils do?"
"Not much this side of the border at Deraa," Grim answered. "After Deraa
pretty well what they're minded. They could have us pinched on some
trumped-up charge, in which case we'd be searched, Mabel included. No.
We've played too long on the defensive. Deraa is the danger-point. The
telegraph line is cut there, and all messages going north or south have
to be carried by hand across the border. The French have an agent there
who censors everything. He's the boy we've got to fool. If they appeal
to him this train will go on without us.
"Ramsden, you and Narayan Singh go and sit with Mabel in her
compartment. Jeremy, you go forward and bring Yussuf Dakmar back here
to me; we'll let him have that fake letter just before we reach Deraa,
taking care somehow to let the other five know he has it. They won't
discover it's a fake until after leaving Deraa--"
"Why not?" I interrupted. "What's to prevent their opening it at once?"
"Two good reasons: for one, we'll have Narayan Singh keep a careful eye
on them, and they'll keep it hidden as long as he snoops around; for
another, they'll be delighted not to have to let the French agent at
Deraa into the secret, because of the higher price they hope to get by
holding on. They'll smuggle it over the border and not open it until
they feel safe."
"Yes, but when they do look at it ..." said I.
"We'll be over the border, and they can't send telegrams to anywhere."
"Why not?"
"An Arab government precaution. If station agents all along the line
were allowed to send telegrams every seditious upstart would take
advantage of it and they'd have more trouble than they've got now. But
I warn you fellows, after Deraa--somewhere between the border and
Damascus--there'll be a fight. The minute they discover that the letter
is a fake they'll come for the real one like cats after a canary."
"Let 'em come!" smiled Jeremy, but Grim shook his head. "I've been
making that mistake too long," he answered. "No defensive tactics after
we leave Deraa! We'll start the trouble ourselves. You watch, after
Deraa the train crew will play cards in the caboose and leave Allah to
care for the passengers."
"There's only one thing troubles me," said Jeremy.
"What's that?"
"Narayan Singh got Yussuf Dakmar's shirt night before last. I've had it
in for Yussuf ever since we Anzacs went hungry on account of him.
Anyone who scuppers him has got me to beat to him. He's my meat, and I
give you all notice!"
It isn't good to stand between an Anzac and the punishment he thinks an
enemy deserves.
"All the same," Grim answered, smiling, "I'll bet you don't get him,
Jeremy."
"I'll bet you. How much?"
"Mind you, when the game begins, you have a free hand," Grim went on.
"All right," answered Jeremy, who loves freak bets, ''if I get him you
quit the Army soon as this job's done, and join up with Rammy and me:
if I don't I'll stay and help you on the next job."
"That's a bet," said Grim promptly.
So Jeremy went forward to play at being traitor, while Narayan Singh and
I kept Mabel company. She fired questions at us right and left for
twenty minutes, which we had to answer in detail instead of straining
our cars to catch what Grim and Jeremy might be saying to Yussuf Dakmar
in the next compartment.
Whatever they did say, they managed to prolong the interview until
within ten minutes of Deraa, when the Syrian returned to his companions
smiling smugly and Narayan Singh strode after him, to stand in the
corridor and by ostentatiously watching them prevent their examining the
letter.
Grim and Jeremy, all grins, joined us at once in Mabel's compartment.
"Did you see the devil smirk as he went off with it?" asked Jeremy.
"Golly, he thinks we're fools! The theory is that we two had betrayed
you, Rammy, and swapped the letter against his bare promise to pay us in
Damascus. He chucked in a little blackmail about sicking his mates on
to murder us if we didn't come across, and I tell you we fairly love
him! Lordy, here's Deraa! If they open the thing before the train
leaves, Grim says the lot of us are to bolt back across the border, send
Mabel home to her husband, and continue the journey by camel. That
right, Grim?"
Grim nodded. It was Mabel who objected.
"I'm going to see this through," she answered. "Guess again, boys! My
hair's gone gray. You owe me a real adventure now, and I won't give up
the letter till you've paid!"
We had one first-class scare when the train drew up in the squalid
station, where the branch line to Haifa meets the main Hedjaz railway
and the two together touch a mean town at a tangent; for a French
officer in uniform boarded the train and stalked down the corridors
staring hard at everyone. He asked me for a passport, which was sheer
bluff, so I asked him in turn for his own authority. He smiled and
produced a rubber stamp, saying that if I wished to visit Beirut or
Aleppo I must get a vise from him.
"Je m'em bien garderai!" I answered. "I'm going to see my aunt at
Damascus."
"And this lady? Is she your wife?"
I laughed aloud--couldn't help it. All the Old Testament stories keep
forcing themselves on your memory in that land, and the legend of
Abraham trying to pass his wife off as his sister and the three-cornered
drama that came of it cropped up as fresh as yesterday. There was no
need that I could see to repeat the patriarch's mistake, any more than
there was reasonable basis for the Frenchman's impertinence.
"Is that your business?" I asked him.
"Because," he went on, smiling meanly, "you speak with an American
accent. It is against the law to carry gold across the border, and
Americans have to submit to personal search, because they always carry
it."
"Show me your authority!" I retorted angrily.
"Oh, as for that, there is a customs official here who has full
authority. He is a Syrian. It occurred to me that you might prefer to
be searched by a European."
"Call his bluff!" Grim whispered behind his sleeve, but I intended to do
that, anyway.
"Bring along your Syrian," said I, and off he went to do it, treating me
to a backward glance over his shoulder that conveyed more than words
could have done.
"He'll bluff sky-high," said Grim, "but keep on calling him."
"I've been searched at six frontiers," said Mabel. "If it's a Syrian I
don't much mind; you boys all come along, and he'll behave himself.
They're much worse in France and Italy. Hadn't one of you better take
the letter, though? No! I was forgetting already! I won't part with
it. I'll take my chance with the Syrian; he'll only ask me to empty my
pockets and prove that I haven't a bag full of gold under my skirt. Sit
tight, all, here he comes!"
The Frenchman returned with a smiling, olive-complexioned Syrian in tow
--a round-faced fellow with blue jaws as dark as his serge uniform. The
Frenchman stood aside and the Syrian announced rather awkwardly that
regulations compelled him to submit Mabel and me to the inconvenience of
search.
"For what?" said I.
"For gold," he answered. "It is against the law to smuggle it across
the border."
"I've only one gold coin," I said, showing him a U.S. twenty-dollar
piece, and his yellow eyes shone at sight of it. "If it will save
trouble you may have it."
I put it into his open palm with the Frenchman looking on, and it was
immediately clear that that particular Syrian official was no longer
amenable to international intrigue. He was bought and sold--oozy with
gratitude--incapable of anything but wild enthusiasm for the U.S.A. for
several hours to come.
"I have searched them!" said he to the French officer. "They have no
gold, and they are all right."
The French have faults like the rest of us, but they are quicker than
most men to recognize logic. The man with crimson pants and sabre
grinned cynically, shrugged his shoulders, and passed on to annoy
somebody easier.