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"BURGLAR IN BURNING HOSE."--_Liverpool Express._
He must have walked into something pretty hot.
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Editorial Modesty.
"CORRESPONDENCE.
The Editor does not hold himself responsible for views expressed by
Correspondents.
SIR,--Your Leader of last week was uncommonly good, and I hope that
the writer will give us more from his able pen.--COLONIAL."
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Illustration: GIVING THE SHOW AWAY.
GERMAN PRESS BUREAU PHOTOGRAPHER. "COSTUME PERFECT, SIRE--ACCESSORIES
ADMIRABLE; BUT, IN VIEW OF ALL THESE 'VICTORIES,' DARE WE SUGGEST THAT
THE _EXPRESSION_ MIGHT BE JUST A TOUCH MORE _JUBILANT_?"
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Illustration: _Public-house Diplomatist_ (_to second ditto, with whom
he has been discussing the ultimate terms of peace at Berlin_). "I
SHOULDN'T BE TOO 'ARD ON 'EM. I'D LEAVE 'EM A BIT OF THE RHINE TO SING
ABAHT!"
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