CHAPTER XXII

Tamea was awakened by Julia at six o’clock. At seven she and Dan

breakfasted together; at seven-thirty they entered Dan’s limousine, the

smiling Julia tucked the robe in around her charge, took her seat beside

Graves, and the homeward hegira began. At San José they looked in on the

Mother Superior of a splendid convent that catered to the educational

needs of young ladies of high school age, and Dan made arrangements to

enter Tamea there the following day.

And this he did. Tamea had quite a wild weeping spell at the parting and

Dan had to promise to write to her daily. Then the necessity for

abandoning Julia was provocative of another outburst of grief, and to

add to the complications this proof of devotion so touched Julia, all

unused to such appreciation, that she wept loudly and copiously and was

pathetically homely after two minutes of it. Dan, aware that all

incoming and outgoing mail would be censored at this convent, realized

that he, faced daily the awful task of composing an innocuous little

letter to Tamea, and he was troubled with the thought that Tamea might

not understand and go into open revolt as a result.

Finally the ordeal was over and Dan motored back to San Francisco. Here

he discovered that there was trouble in the Seattle office of Casson and

Pritchard and that it was necessary for him to go there at once. He

welcomed the opportunity. Promptly he wrote Tamea that he was called

away, but that he would telegraph her every day while he was traveling.

Telegraphing was so much easier than writing under a handicap. Surely

Tamea would understand that he could not afford to call her endearing

names by wire. She must realize that men of his class did not do that

sort of thing.

He was gone two weeks. Graves met him at the ferry depot upon his

return.

“I’m glad you’ve returned, sir,” Graves announced. “The fur has been

flying since you left. Mrs. Pippy gave Julia the air the minute you and

Miss Larrieau were out of the house, so Julia beat it down to the

convent and reported to Miss Larrieau. Up comes Miss Larrieau from the

convent and tells Mrs. Pippy where to head in, and there’s a grand row.

Mrs. Pippy calls on Sooey Wan to give Julia the bum’s rush out of the

house and Sooey Wan tells her to go to Halifax or some other seaport.

Then Mrs. Pippy cries and Julia cries and Sooey Wan cusses like a pirate

and Miss Larrieau takes charge of the house and she and Sooey Wan are

running it.”

Dan gasped. “But where is Mrs. Pippy?”

“She must have got frightened and left, or else Miss Larrieau fired her.

Anyhow, she’s gone.”

“Has Miss Larrieau returned to school?”

“No, sir. I think she’s waiting until you get back.”

Dan sighed in lieu of the words he could not muster. Here indeed, in the

expressive terminology of Graves, was “hell to pay and no pitch hot.”

He dropped in at the office for a few minutes to look through his

accumulated mail. In it he found a formal resignation from Mrs. Pippy,

who regretted that the lack of his moral support at a time when her

position had grown untenable rendered her resignation imperative. She

informed him of the address to which he might mail her check.

“I suppose I shall never have another Mrs. Pippy,” Dan sighed, and

added, “and I hope I never shall.”

The moment he entered his home Tamea leaped out at him suddenly from

behind the portières where she had been hiding. “_Chéri!_” she cried and

favored him with a bone-cracking hug. “My adored one,” she added, and

delivered a barrage of osculation that left Dan quite breathless. When

he could speak he said:

“Graves has told me of the battle which took place here during my

absence. Tamea, I am not pleased with your high-handed procedure.”

“_P-f-f._ Dear one, that Pippy was offensive. I disliked that old woman

the first time she looked at me—like this,” and Tamea wrinkled her

adorable nose. “There was nothing else to do. She had defied me by

dismissing Julia, and this was mutiny, since Julia was mine and you had

given her to me. If the king fails to protect those who come under the

king’s protection, the people murmur and there is discontent and perhaps

revolt, is there not? My place was here to protect my servant and I came

and protected her. I have done well and you must not reprove me, dear

one. If you do I shall be very unhappy.”

“Oh, it’s all right, it’s all right,” Dan protested. “It’s just that I

hate a beastly row. You did not secure permission from the Mother

Superior to come here?”

“I?” the amazed girl demanded. “I—Tamea, plead for permission? You do

not know me, I think, dear one. Julia came in the car with Graves and I

left at once. At the gate the nun on watch desired to stop me. She even

laid hands upon me, but I thrust her aside. _Tiens_, I was angry!”

“I judged as much from a letter which the Mother Superior wrote me.

Tamea, you may not return to that convent. They cannot control you and

they do not desire that you remain there longer. My dear, can you not

realize that this is very, very embarrassing to me?”

“It is very delightful to me, darling Dan. I did not wish to remain

there. They opened your letters to me and before I could seal my letters

to you they were read. So I did not send them, but kept them all for

you. Tonight, after dinner, you shall read them, one by one. Yes, at

that convent there was much between us of what you call in this country

rough house.”

Sooey Wan came in from the kitchen, grunted a greeting to his employer,

picked up Dan’s bags and disappeared upstairs with them. Returning, he

paused for a moment at the foot of the stairs and said:

“Missa Dan, you fire Julia, Sooey Wan ketchum boat, go back China pretty

quick.”

His impudence enraged Dan. “You may start now, Sooey Wan,” he told the

Celestial. “I’ll keep Julia, but you’re fired.”

Sooey Wan looked at Tamea, who smiled and nodded to him. In effect she

said to him: “Don’t pay any attention to him, Sooey Wan. I am in command

here.”

Sooey Wan had evidently planned for this moment. His shrill, unmirthful

cachinnation rang through the house. “Boss,” he piped, “you klazy, allee

same Missie Pip. You fire me? Pooh-pooh! No can do. Sooey Wan belong

your papa, papa give me to you, how can do? You fire me, who ketchum

dinner, eh? You klazy.”

Again Dan sighed. It appeared that Sooey Wan’s first introduction to the

Pritchard household had been due to a tong war in Chinatown. Sooey Wan,

young, bold, aggressive, had been marked for slaughter in a tong feud,

and the high-binder whose duty it had been, for a consideration, to waft

him into the spirit world, had dropped Sooey Wan with his first shot.

Then a cane had descended upon his wrist, causing him to drop his

pistol. The peacemaker, Dan’s father, had thereupon possessed himself of

it, handed the would-be assassin over to the police and forgotten the

incident. Sooey Wan eventually recovered from his wound and at once

sought out Pritchard senior, to whom he explained that by reason of an

ancient Chinese custom he who saved a human life was forever after

responsible for that life. Therefore, it behooved Dan’s father to place

Sooey Wan on his payroll instanter, which, being done, the latter became

one of the assets of the Pritchard estate. Inasmuch as Dan had been the

sole heir to that estate, naturally, to Sooey Wan’s way of thinking, he

had inherited his father’s responsibility for Sooey Wan’s life while the

latter continued to live. _Ergo_, Sooey Wan could not be dismissed!

Decidedly, reprisals were not in order. There was naught to do save

accept the situation gratefully, cast about for another school for Tamea

and try, try again. Dan recalled that there was a very excellent convent

in Sacramento. He would call upon the Mother Superior there, explain

Tamea at length and seek to have the censorship law repealed in so far

as she was concerned. He would offer to pay double the customary rate in

return for special treatment and forbearance in Tamea’s case. And he

would tell that infernal Julia what he thought about her—no, he would

not. If he did she would weep and when Julia wept her pathetic lack of

beauty was extraordinarily depressing.

“Well, I’m awfully happy to see you again, sweetheart,” he said, and

favored Tamea with one hearty kiss in return for the dozens she had

showered upon him. “Any news from Maisie or her aunt?”

“Divil a wor’rd, sor,” said Julia, coming downstairs at that moment. “I

called her up, makin’ bould enough to ax her to reason wit’ Mrs. Pippy,

sor, but she would not. Says she to me, says she: ‘Julia, there’s no

reasonin’ wit’ anybody in that household, so I’ll not be botherin’ me

poor head about them. When Misther Pritchard wants me he’ll sind for

me’.”

“Quite so, Julia, quite so. She is absolutely right.”

He went upstairs, bathed and changed his clothes. He intended returning

to the office, but Tamea pleaded with him to spend the remainder of the

day amusing her. So he took her to a vaudeville show, and Tamea held his

hand and, between acts, whispered to him little messages of love. Once,

when the house was dark, she leaned over and kissed him very tenderly on

the ear. Then, remembering that he held a grudge against Sooey Wan, whom

he knew would prepare a special dinner to celebrate his return, Dan

decided to take Tamea out to dinner and, deliberately, to fail to

telephone Sooey Wan. He knew that would infuriate the old Chinaman and

indicate to him that he had been reproved.

They went to an Italian restaurant, the Fiore d’Italia, up in the Latin

quarter. It was a restaurant which was patronized nightly by the same

guests; indeed, Dan, who had a weakness for some of the toothsome

specialties of the house, had been a guest there about three times a

month for years, and Mark Mellenger had been, with the exception of

Thursday nights when he dined at Dan’s house, a nightly habitué of the

Fiore d’Italia for fifteen years. Dan had a desire to bask for an hour

in the light of Mellenger’s delightful but infrequent smile and had

chosen to take Tamea to the Fiore d’Italia in the hope of seeing him

there.

Mellenger was just rising from his table as they entered. He greeted

them both cordially, but to Dan’s pressing invitation to sit and talk

awhile he replied that he was much too busy at the office and hurried

away. Scarcely had he gone when Grandpère, an ancient waiter who looked

for his evening tip from Mark Mellenger as regularly as evening

descended upon San Francisco, came in with an order of striped bass _à

la_ Mellenger. Dan and Tamea had seated themselves at the table vacated

by Mellenger, and Grandpère stood a moment, blinking at the vacant

chair. Then he glanced toward the peg upon which Mellenger’s wide soft

hat always hung and, finding it gone, sighed and returned to the kitchen

with the order.

“Why, Mel left without eating!” Dan exclaimed.

“Yes, he saw us first, dear one. He desired to spare himself the

embarrassment of having to speak too much with me,” Tamea explained. “At

Del Monte I told Mellengair some things he did not like.”

“Oh, Tamea, how could you? He is my dearest friend.”

She shrugged. “He told me things I did not like. We are even now. I

think I should tell you that he will not come to your house again for

dinner while I am there.”

Again Dan sighed. Things were closing in around him. He had lost an

excellent housekeeper, his maid and his cook were in open revolt, his

best man friend avoided him and his best woman friend had quarreled with

him—and all over Tamea. The amazing part of it all was that he simply

could not quarrel with Tamea. He could only adore her and strive to

believe that it wasn’t adoration. Tamea, watching him narrowly, saw that

he had surrendered to the situation and, as was his custom, he would

forbear seeking the details of a situation repugnant to him. So she

dipped a small radish in salt and handed it to him with the air of

royalty conferring the accolade.

There was dancing to the music of an accordion played by an Italian. He

was a genial man, with smiles for all the dancers, and very generous

with his encores. Old patrons nodded to one another across the tables,

there was much pleasant conversation and some noisy eating, for the

Fiore d’Italia was a restaurant dedicated to food rather than the

niceties of eating, and was patronized by democratic folk who held good

food to be superior to table manners. The camaraderie of the place

appealed to Tamea at once, and when presently the accordion player,

between dances, commenced to play very softly “O Sole Mio,” and an

Italian waiter who had almost attained grand opera paused with a stack

of soiled dishes on his arm and sang it, Tamea was transported with

delight.

“We will dance, no?” she pleaded brightly.

Dan would have preferred the bastinado, but—they danced. All eyes were

on Tamea. Who was she? Where did she come from? That was Pritchard with

her, was it not? Who was Pritchard? Zounds, that girl was a corker! How

she could dance and how she loved it! A regular Bohemian, eh?

“You play very well, Monsieur,” Tamea complimented the musician as the

dance ceased. “Please, I would play your accordion. It is so much finer

than my own.”

Before Dan could protest the Italian had handed her his instrument,

Tamea had seated herself and commenced to play “Blue Danube Waves.” Dan

stood, beseeching her with his eyes to cease making a spectacle of

herself and return to the table, but the spirit of carnival had entered

into Tamea and she would not be denied. She knew what Dan wanted her to

do but she would not do it.

“Every one dance,” she commanded. “And I will play that this tired

musician may dance also. It is not fair that he should play always.”

There was a hearty round of applause and the dancers came out on the

floor.

“Tamea, dear, you’re making a spectacle of yourself,” Dan pleaded.

“If you would do the same, dear one,” she replied lightly, “you would be

such a happy boy.”

She was beating time with her foot; and when the dance was ended she

played a ballad of Riva and sang it. The Fiore d’Italia was in an uproar

of appreciation, athrill at a new sensation, as the girl handed the

accordion back to its owner, thanked him and joined Dan at their table.

Immediately all who knew Dan personally or who could rely on the

democracy and camaraderie of the place to excuse their action, came over

to be introduced to Tamea and felicitate her on her playing and singing.

Marinetti, the proprietor, was delighted, and in defiance of the

Eighteenth Amendment presented Tamea with a quart of California

champagne, which Grandpère fell upon and carried away to be frappéd.

The girl’s face glowed with a happiness that was touching. “Here is

life, dear one,” she cried. “Why should I stifle in a convent when there

is joy and singing and dancing in your world? We will come here very

frequently, no?. . . Oh, but yes! You would not deny your Tamea the

pleasure of this beautiful place? Would you, darling Dan Pritchard? Say

no—very loud—like that—_No_.”

“No,” he growled.

His reward was a loving twig at his nose while those around him laughed

at his embarrassment. What a dull fellow he was to be so evidently

appreciated by such a glorious creature, they thought. Some youths among

the diners even wondered if it might not be possible to relieve him of

the source of his embarrassment!

It was eleven o’clock when they left the Fiore d’Italia, and Tamea had

sung, danced and played her way into the hearts of the patrons to such

an extent that Dan felt he could never bear to patronize that restaurant

again. Thus he retired with the added conviction that in addition to

robbing him of his friends Tamea had now robbed him of his favorite

restaurant. Like all bachelors he was a creature of habit and resented

the slightest interference with those habits.

The following morning he journeyed to Sacramento to arrange for Tamea’s

entrance into the convent there. To his huge disgust small-pox had

developed in the school and the convent was under quarantine. So he

returned to San Francisco and, feeling a trifle depressed at the manner

in which fate was pursuing him, he telephoned to Maisie.

With characteristic feminine ease Maisie elected to forget that she had

been fifty per cent responsible for their disagreement at Del Monte. She

had thought the matter over, tearfully but at great length, and had come

to the conclusion that even if she was not a martyr she could not afford

to let Dan Pritchard think so. After a silence of about two weeks Dan

had a habit of ringing up and burying the hatchet, and Maisie hadn’t the

slightest doubt but that this was his mission now. She resolved to be

dignified and enjoy his suit for reëstablishment of the _entente

cordiale_.

“Hello, Dan’l,” she answered, and her clear, cool voice sounded like

music in Dan’s ears. “Are you in trouble?”

“I’m up to my eyebrows in it, Maisie!”

“Oh, I’m so sorry, Dan! But then it’s no more than I expected. I thought

you’d send for me when you needed me.”

“I do not need you!” he replied furiously, and hung up.

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