A Foreword
Prelude
I. If I were Twenty-One I would do the next thing
II. If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
III. If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
IV. If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
V. If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
VI. If I were Twenty-One I would get married
VII. If I were Twenty-One I would save money
VIII. If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
IX. If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could
never be anything else in the world, that I would be
a thoroughbred
X. If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable
arrangement with my conscience