AN INTERVIEW WITH THE PRIME MINISTER OF CHINA

Our departure from Lan-chou was not, we thought, regretted by the

officials themselves, for we heard that apprehension was expressed lest

the crowds continuing to collect around the telegraph-office should

indulge in a riot. However, we were loath to leave our genial friends for

the society of opium-smokers, for we were now in that province of China

which, next to Sechuen, is most addicted to this habit. From dusk till

bed-time, the streets of the villages were almost deserted for the squalid

opium dens. Even our soldier attendant, as soon as the wooden saddle was

taken from his sore-backed government steed, would produce his portable

lamp, and proceed to melt on his needle the wax-like contents of a small,

black box. When of the proper consistency, the paste was rolled on a metal

plate to point it for the aperture in the flute-shaped pipe. Half the

night would be given to this process, and a considerable portion of the

remaining half would be devoted to smoking small pinches of tobacco in the

peculiar Chinese water-pipe. According to an official note, issued early

in 1882, by Mr. Hart, Inspector-General of Chinese Customs, considerably

less than one per cent. of the population is addicted to opium-smoking,

while those who smoke it to excess are few. More to be feared is the use

of opium as a poison, especially among Chinese women. The government

raises large sums from the import duty on opium, and tacitly connives at

its cultivation in most of the provinces, where the traders and mandarins

share between them the profits of this officially prohibited drug.

This part of the great historic highway on which we were now traveling,

between the two bends of the Hoang-ho, was found more extensively

patronized than heretofore. Besides the usual caravans of horses, donkeys,

and two-wheeled vans, we occasionally met with a party of shaven-headed

Tibetans traveling either as emissaries, or as traders in the famous

Tibetan sheep-skins and furs, and the strongly-scented bags of the

musk-deer. A funeral cortège was also a very frequent sight. Chinese

custom requires that the remains of the dead be brought back to their

native place, no matter how far they may have wandered during life, and as

the carriage of a single body would often be expensive, they are generally

interred in temporary cemeteries or mortuary villages, until a sufficient

number can be got together to form a large convoy. Mandarins, however, in

death as in life, travel alone and with retinue. One coffin we met which

rested upon poles supported on the shoulders of thirty-two men. Above on

the coffin was perched the usual white rooster, which is supposed to

incorporate, during transportation, the spirit of the departed. In funeral

ceremonies, especially of the father, custom also requires the children to

give public expression to their grief. Besides many other filial

observances, the eldest son is in duty bound to render the journey easy

for the departed by scattering fictitious paper-money, as spirit toll, at

the various roadside temples.

[Illustration: OPIUM-SMOKERS IN A STREET OF TAI-YUEN-FOO.]

[Illustration: MISSIONARIES AT TAI-YUEN-FOO.]

Singan-foo, the capital of the Middle Kingdom, under the Tsin dynasty, and

a city of the first importance more than two thousand years ago, is still

one of the largest places in the empire, being exceeded in population

probably by Canton alone. Each of its four walls, facing the cardinal

points, is over six miles long and is pierced in the center by a

monumental gate with lofty pavilions. It was here, among the ruins of an

old Nestorian church, built several centuries before, that was found the

famous tablet now sought at a high price by the British Museum. The

harassing mobs gathered from its teeming population, as well as the

lateness of the season, prompted us to make our sojourn as short as

possible. Only a day sufficed to reach Tong-quan, which is the central

stronghold of the Hoang-ho basin, and one of the best defended points in

China. Here, between precipitous cliffs, this giant stream rushes madly

by, as if in protest against its sudden deflection. Our ferry this time

was not the back of a Chinese coolie nor a jolting ox-cart, but a spacious

flat-boat made to accommodate one or two vehicles at a time. This was

rowed at the stern, like the gondolas of Venice. The mob of hundreds that

had been dogging our foot-steps and making life miserable, during our

brief stop for food, watched our embarkation. We reached the opposite

shore, a mile below the starting-point, and began to ascend from the

river-basin to the highlands by an excavated fissure in the famous “yellow

earth.” This gives its name, not only to the river it discolors, but, from

the extensive region comprised, even to the emperor himself, who takes the

title of “Yellow Lord,” as equivalent to “Master of the World.” The

thickness of this the richest soil in China, which according to Baron

Richthofen is nothing more than so much dust accumulated during the course

of ages by the winds from the northern deserts, is in some places at least

two thousand feet. Much ingenuity has been displayed in overcoming the

difficulties offered to free communication by the perpendicular walls of

these yellow lands. Some of the most frequented roads have been excavated

to depths of from forty to one hundred feet. Being seldom more than eight

or ten feet wide, the wheeled traffic is conducted by means of sidings,

like the “stations” in the Suez Canal. Being undrained or unswept by the

winds, these walled-up tracks are either dust-beds or quagmires, according

to the season; for us, the autumn rains had converted them into the

latter. Although on one of the imperial highways which once excited the

admiration of Marco Polo, we were now treated to some of the worst

stretches we have ever seen. The mountain ascents, especially those

stair-like approaches to the “Heavenly Gates” before reaching the Pe-chili

plains, were steep, gradeless inclines, strewn with huge upturned blocks

of stone, over which the heavy carts were fairly lifted by the sheer force

of additional horse-flesh. The bridges, too, whose Roman-like masonry

attests the high degree of Chinese civilization during the middle ages,

have long since been abandoned to the ravages of time; while over the

whole country the late Dungan rebellion has left its countless ruins.

[Illustration: ENTERING TONG-QUAN BY THE WEST GATE.]

[Illustration: MONUMENTS NEAR ONE-SHE-CHIEN.]

The people of Shan-si province are noted for their special thrift, but

this quality we observed was sometimes exhibited at the expense of the

higher virtue of honesty. One of the most serious of the many cases of

attempted extortion occurred at a remote country town, where we arrived

late one evening, after learning to our dismay that one of our remarkably

few mistakes in the road had brought us just fifty miles out of the way.

Unusually wearied as we were by the cross-country cuts, we desired to

retire early. In fact, on this account, we were not so observant of

Chinese formality as we might have been. We did not heed the hinted

requests of the visiting officials for a moon-light exhibition, nor go to

the inn-door to bow them respectfully out. We were glad to take them at

their word when they said, with the usual hypocritical smirk, “Now, don’t

come out any farther.” This indiscretion on our part caused them, as well

as ourselves, to suffer in the respect of the assembled rabble. With

official connivance, the latter were now free, they thought, to take

unusual liberties. So far, in our dealings with the Chinese, we had never

objected to anything that was reasonable even from the native point of

view. We had long since learned the force of the Chinese proverb that, “in

order to avoid suspicion you must not live behind closed doors”; and in

consequence had always recognized the common prerogative to ransack our

private quarters and our luggage, so long as nothing was seriously

disturbed. We never objected, either, to their wetting our paper windows

with their tongues, so that they might noiselessly slit a hole in them

with their exceptionally long finger nails, although we did wake up some

mornings to find the panes entirely gone. It was only at the request of

the innkeeper that we sometimes undertook the job of cleaning out the

inn-yard; but this, with the prevalent superstition about the “withering

touch of the foreigner,” was very easily accomplished. Nor had we ever

shown the slightest resentment at being called “foreign devils”; for this,

we learned, was, with the younger generation at least, the only title by

which foreigners were known. But on this particular night, our forbearance

being quite exhausted, we ejected the intruders bodily. Mid mutterings and

threats we turned out the lights, and the crowd as well as ourselves

retired. The next morning the usual exorbitant bill was presented by the

innkeeper, and, as usual, one half or one third was offered and finally

accepted, with the customary protestations about being under-paid. The

innkeeper’s grumblings incited the crowd which early assembled, and from

their whispers and glances we could see that trouble of some kind was

brewing. We now hastened to get the wheels into the road. Just then the

innkeeper, at the instigation of the crowd, rushed out and grabbed the

handle-bars, demanding at the same time a sum that was even in advance of

his original price. Extortion was now self-evident, and, remonstrance

being of no avail, we were obliged to protect ourselves with our fists.

The crowd began to close in upon us, until, with our backs against the

adjoining wall, we drew our weapons, at which the onward movement changed

suddenly to a retreat. Then we assumed the aggressive, and regained the

wheels which had been left in the middle of the road. The innkeeper and

his friend now caught hold of the rear wheels. Only by seizing their

queues could we drag them away at all, but even then before we could mount

they would renew their grasp. It was only after another direct attack upon

them that we were able to mount, and dash away.

[Illustration: MONUMENT NEAR CHANG-SHIN-DIEN.]

A week’s journeying after this unpleasant episode brought us among the

peanuts, pigs, and pig-tails of the famous Pe-chili plains. Vast fields of

peanuts were now being plowed, ready to be passed through a huge coarse

sieve to separate the nuts from the sandy loam. Sweet potatoes, too, were

plentiful. These, as well as rice balls, boiled with a peculiar dry date

in a triangular corn-leaf wrapper, we purchased every morning at daybreak

from the pots of the early street-venders, and then proceeded to the local

bake-shops, where the rattling of the rolling-pins prophesied of stringy

fat cakes cooked in boiling linseed oil, and heavy dough biscuits cleaving

to the urn-like oven.

It was well that we were now approaching the end of our journey, for our

wheels and clothing were nearly in pieces. Our bare calves were pinched by

the frost, for on some of the coldest mornings we would find a quarter of

an inch of ice. Our rest at night was broken for the want of sufficient

covering. The straw-heated _kangs_ would soon cool off, and leave us half

the night with only our thin sleeping-bags to ward off rheumatism.

But over the beaten paths made by countless wheelbarrows we were now fast

nearing the end. It was on the evening of November 3, that the giant walls

of the great “Residence,” as the people call their imperial capital, broke

suddenly into view through a vista in the surrounding foliage. The goal of

our three-thousand-one-hundred-and-sixteen-mile journey was now before us,

and the work of the seventy-first riding day almost ended. With the dusk

of evening we entered the western gate of the “Manchu City,” and began to

thread its crowded thoroughfares. By the time we reached Legation street

or, as the natives egotistically call it, “The Street of the Foreign

Dependencies,” night had veiled our haggard features and ragged garments.

In a dimly lighted courtyard we came face to face with the English

proprietor of the Hotel de Peking. At our request for lodging, he said,

“Pardon me, but may I first ask who you are and where you come from?” Our

unprepossessing appearance was no doubt a sufficient excuse for this

precaution. But just then his features changed, and he greeted us

effusively. Explanations were now superfluous. The “North China Herald”

correspondent at Pao-ting-foo had already published our story to the

coast.

That evening the son of the United States minister visited us, and offered

a selection from his own wardrobe until a Chinese tailor could renew our

clothing. With borrowed plumes we were able to accept invitations from

foreign and Chinese officials. Polite cross-examinations were not

infrequent, and we fear that entire faith in our alleged journey was not

general until, by riding through the dust and mud of Legation street, we

proved that Chinese roads were not altogether impracticable for bicycle

traveling.

[Illustration: ON THE PEI-HO.]

The autumn rains had so flooded the low-lying country between the capital

and its seaport, Tientsin, that we were obliged to abandon the idea of

continuing to the coast on the wheels, which by this time were in no

condition to stand unusual strain. On the other hand the house-boat

journey of thirty-six hours down the Pei-ho river was a rather pleasant

diversion.

Our first evening on the river was made memorable by an unusual event.

Suddenly the rattling of tin pans, the tooting of horns, and the shouting

of men, women, and children, aroused us to the realization that something

extraordinary was occurring. Then we noticed that the full moon in a

cloudless sky had already passed the half-way mark in a total eclipse. Our

boatmen now joined in the general uproar, which reached its height when

the moon was entirely obscured. In explanation we were told that the

“Great Dragon” was endeavoring to swallow up the moon, and that the

loudest possible noise must be made to frighten him away. Shouts hailed

the reappearance of the moon. Although our boatmen had a smattering of

pidjin, or business, English, we were unable to get a very clear idea of

Chinese astronomy. In journeying across the empire we found sufficient

analogy in the various provincial dialects to enable us to acquire a

smattering of one from another as we proceeded, but we were now unable to

see any similarity whatever between “You makee walkee look see,” and “You

go and see,” or between “That belong number one pidjin,” and “That is a

first-class business.” This jargon has become a distinct dialect on the

Chinese coast.

[Illustration: A CHINAMAN SCULLING ON THE PEI-HO.]

On our arrival in Tientsin we called upon the United States Consul,

Colonel Bowman, to whom we had brought several letters from friends in

Peking. During a supper at his hospitable home, he suggested that the

viceroy might be pleased to receive us, and that if we had no objection,

he would send a communication to the _yamen_, or official residence.

Colonel Bowman’s secretary, Mr. Tenney, who had been some time the

instructor of the viceroy’s sons, and who was on rather intimate terms

with the viceroy himself, kindly offered to act as interpreter. A

favorable answer was received the next morning, and the time for our visit

fixed for the afternoon of the day following. But two hours before the

appointed time a message was received from the viceroy, stating that he

was about to receive an unexpected official visit from the _phantai_, or

treasurer, of the Pe-chili province (over which Li-Hung-Chang himself is

viceroy), and asking for a postponement of our visit to the following

morning at 11 o’clock. Even before we had finished reading this unexpected

message, the booming of cannon along the Pei-ho river announced the

arrival of the _phantai’s_ boats before the city. The postponement of our

engagement at this late hour threatened to prove rather awkward, inasmuch

as we had already purchased our steamship tickets for Shanghai, to sail on

the _Fei-ching_ at five o’clock the next morning. But through the kindness

of the steamship company it was arranged that we should take a tug-boat at

Tong-ku, on the line of the Kai-ping railroad, and overtake the steamer

outside the Taku bar. This we could do by taking the train at Tientsin,

even as late as seven hours after the departure of the steamer. Steam

navigation in the Pei-ho river, over the forty or fifty miles’ stretch

from Tientsin to the gulf, is rendered very slow by the sharp turns in the

narrow stream—the adjoining banks being frequently struck and plowed away

by the bow or stern of the large ocean steamers.

When we entered the consulate the next morning, we found three palanquins

and a dozen coolies in waiting to convey our party to the viceroy’s

residence. Under other circumstances we would have patronized our “steeds

of steel,” but a visit to the “biggest” man in China had to be conducted

in state. We were even in some doubt as to the propriety of appearing

before his excellency in bicycle costume; but we determined to plead our

inability to carry luggage as an excuse for this breach of etiquette.

[Illustration: SALT HEAPS AT THE GOVERNMENT WORKS AT TONG-KU.]

The first peculiarity the Chinese notice in a foreigner is his dress. It

is a requisite with them that the clothes must be loose, and so draped as

to conceal the contour of the body. The short sack-coat and tight trousers

of the foreigner are looked upon as certainly inelegant, if not actually

indecent.

[Illustration: WINDMILLS AT TONG-KU FOR RAISING SALT WATER.]

It was not long before we were out of the foreign settlement, and wending

our way through the narrow, winding streets, or lanes, of the densely

populated Chinese city. The palanquins we met were always occupied by some

high dignitary or official, who went sweeping by with his usual vanguard

of servants, and his usual frown of excessive dignity. The fact that we,

plain “foreign devils,” were using this mode of locomotion, made us the

objects of considerable curiosity from the loiterers and passers-by, and

in fact had this not been the case, we should have felt rather

uncomfortable. The unsympathetic observation of mobs, and the hideous

Chinese noises, had become features of our daily life.

The _yamen_ courtyard, as we entered, was filled with empty palanquins and

coolie servants waiting for the different mandarins who had come on

official visits. The _yamen_ itself consisted of low one-story structures,

built in the usual Chinese style, of wood and adobe brick, in a

quadrangular form around an inner courtyard. The common Chinese paper

which serves for window-glass had long since vanished from the ravages of

time, and the finger-punches of vandals. Even here, at the _yamen_ of the

prime minister of China, dirt and dilapidation were evident on every hand.

The anteroom into which we were ushered was in keeping with its exterior.

The paper that covered the low walls and squatty ceiling, as well as the

calico covering on the divans, was soiled and torn. The room itself was

filled with mandarins from various parts of the country, waiting for an

audience with his excellency. Each wore the official robe and dish-pan

hat, with its particular button or insignia of rank. Each had a portly,

well-fed appearance, with a pompous, dignified mien overspreading his

features. The servant by whom we had sent in our Chinese visiting-cards

returned and asked us to follow him. Passing through several rooms, and

then along a narrow, darkened hallway, we emerged into an inner courtyard.

Here there were several servants standing like sentinels in waiting for

orders; others were hurrying hither and thither with different messages

intrusted to their care. This was all there was to give to the place the

air of busy headquarters. On one side of the courtyard the doors of the

“foreign reception” room opened. Through these we were ushered by the

liveried servant, who bore a message from the viceroy, asking us to wait a

few moments until he should finish some important business.

The foreign reception-room in which we were now sitting was the only one

in any official residence in the empire, and this single instance of

compliance with foreign customs was significant as bearing upon the

attitude toward Western ideas of the man who stands at the head of the

Chinese government. Everything about us was foreign except a Chinese divan

in one corner of the room. In the middle of the floor stood a circular

sofa of the latest pattern, with chairs and settees to match, and at one

end a foreign stove, in which a fire had been recently lighted for our

coming. Against the wall were placed a full-length mirror, several

brackets, and some fancy work. The most interesting of the ornaments in

the room were portraits of Li-Hung-Chang himself, Krupp the gun-maker,

Armstrong the ship-builder, and the immortal “Chinese Gordon,” the only

foreigner, it is said, who has ever won a spark of admiration from the

Chinese people.

While we were waiting for the viceroy, his second son, the pupil of Mr.

Tenney, came in and was introduced in the foreign fashion. His English was

fluent and correct. He was a bright, intelligent lad of nineteen years,

then about to take his first trial examinations for the Chinese degree of

scholarship, which, if attained, would make him eligible for official

position. Although a son of the viceroy he will have to rise by his own

merit.

Our conversation with the viceroy’s son extended over ten or fifteen

minutes. He asked many questions about the details of our journey. “How,”

said he, “could you get along without interpreter, guide, or servant, when

every foreigner who goes even from here to Peking has to have them?” He

questioned us as to whether or not the Chinese had ever called us names.

We replied that we usually traveled in China under the _nom de Chinois_,

_yang queedza_ (the foreign devils), alias _yeh renn_ (the wild men). A

blush overspread his cheeks as he said: “I must apologize for my

countrymen; I hope you will excuse them, for they know no better.” The

young man expressed deep interest in America and American institutions,

and said if he could obtain his father’s consent he would certainly make a

visit to our country. This was the only son then at home with the viceroy,

his eldest son being minister to Japan. The youngest, the viceroy’s

favorite, was, it was said, the brightest and most promising. His death

occurred only a few months before our arrival in Tientsin.

We were holding an animated conversation when the viceroy himself was

announced. We all stood to show our respect for the prime minister whom

General Grant included among the three greatest statesmen of his day. The

viceroy was preceded by two body-servants. We stood before a man who

appeared to be over six feet in height, although his head and shoulders

were considerably bent with age. His flowing dress was made of rich

colored silk, but very plain indeed. Any ornamentation would have been a

profanation of the natural dignity and stateliness of Li-Hung-Chang. With

slow pace he walked into the room, stopped a moment to look at us, then

advanced with outstretched hand, while a faint smile played about his

features and softened the piercing glance of his eyes. He shook our hands

heartily in the foreign fashion, and without any show of ceremony led the

way into an adjoining room, where a long council-table extended over half

the length. The viceroy took the arm-chair at the head, and motioned us to

take the two seats on his left, while Mr. Tenney and the viceroy’s son sat

on his right. For almost a minute not a word was said on either side. The

viceroy had fixed his gaze intently upon us, and, like a good general

perhaps, was taking a thorough survey of the field before he opened up the

cannonade of questions that was to follow. We in turn were just as busily

engaged in taking a mental sketch of his most prominent physical

characteristics. His face was distinctly oval, tapering from a very broad

forehead to a sharp pointed chin, half-obscured by his thin, gray

“goatee.” The crown of his head was shaven in the usual Tsing fashion,

leaving a tuft of hair for a queue, which in the viceroy’s case was short

and very thin. His dry, sallow skin showed signs of wrinkling; a thick

fold lay under each eye, and at each end of his upper lip. There were no

prominent cheek-bones or almond-shaped eyes, which are so distinctively

seen in most of the Mongolian race. Under the scraggy mustache we could

distinguish a rather benevolent though determined mouth; while his small,

keen eyes, which were somewhat sunken, gave forth a flash that was perhaps

but a flickering ember of the fire they once contained. The left eye,

which was partly closed by a paralytic stroke several years ago, gave him

a rather artful, waggish appearance. The whole physiognomy was that of a

man of strong intuition, with the ability to force his point when

necessary, and the shrewd common sense to yield when desiring to be

politic.

[Illustration: FURNACE FOR BURNING WASTE PAPER BEARING WRITTEN

CHARACTERS.]

“Well, gentlemen,” he said at last, through Mr. Tenney as interpreter,

“you don’t look any the worse for your long journey.”

“We are glad to hear your excellency say so,” we replied; “it is

gratifying to know that our appearance speaks well for the treatment we

have received in China.”

We hope our readers will consider the requirements of Chinese etiquette as

sufficient excuse for our failure to say candidly that, if we looked

healthy, it was not the fault of his countrymen.

“Of all the countries through which you have passed, which do you consider

the best?” the viceroy then asked.

In our answer to this question the reader would no doubt expect us to

follow etiquette, and say that we thought China was the best; and,

perhaps, the viceroy himself had a similar expectation. But between

telling a positive lie, and not telling the truth, there is perhaps

sufficient difference to shield us from the charge of gross inconsistency.

We answered, therefore, that in many respects, we considered America the

greatest country we had seen. We ought of course to have said that no

reasonable person in the world would ever think of putting any other

country above the Celestial Empire; our bluntness elicited some surprise,

for the viceroy said:

“If then you thought that America was the best why did you come to see

other countries?”

“Because until we had seen other countries,” we replied, “we did not know

that America was the best.” But this answer the viceroy evidently

considered a mere subterfuge. He was by no means satisfied.

“What was your real object in undertaking such a peculiar journey?” he

asked rather impatiently.

“To see and study the world and its peoples,” we answered; “to get a

practical training as a finish to a theoretical education. The bicycle was

adopted only because we considered it the most convenient means of

accomplishing that purpose.”

The viceroy, however, could not understand how a man should wish to use

his own strength when he could travel on the physical force of some one

else; nor why it was that we should adopt a course through central Asia

and northwestern China when the southern route through India would have

been far easier and less dangerous. He evidently gave it up as a

conundrum, and started out on another line.

“Do you consider the Shah of Persia a powerful monarch?” was his next

question.

“Powerful, perhaps, in the Oriental sense,” we replied, “but very weak in

comparison with the Western nations. Then, too, he seems to be losing the

power that he does have—he is compelled to play more and more into the

hands of the Russians.”

“Do you think that Russia will eventually try to take possession of

Persia?” the viceroy interrupted.

“That, of course, is problematical,” we answered, with the embarrassment

men of our age might feel at being instigated to talk politics with a

prime minister. “What we do know, for certain, is that Russia is now, with

her Transcaspian railroad, within about forty miles of Meshed, the capital

of Persia’s richest province of Khorasan; that she now has a

well-engineered and, for a great portion of the way, a macadamized road to

that city across the Kopet Dagh mountains from Askabad, the capital of

Russian Transcaspia; and that half that road the Persians were rather

forcibly invited to construct.”

[Illustration: MR. LIANG, EDUCATED IN THE UNITED STATES, NOW IN THE

SHIPPING BUSINESS.]

“Do you think,” again interrupted the viceroy, whose interest in the

Russians now began to take a more domestic turn, “that the Russians would

like to have the Chinese province of Ili?”

To this question we might very appropriately have said, “No”; for the

reason that we thought Russia had it already. She is only waiting to draw

it in, when she feels certain that her Siberian flank is better protected.

The completion of the Transsiberian railroad, by which troops can be

readily transported to that portion of her dominion, may change Russia’s

attitude toward the province of Ili. We did not, however, say this to his

excellency. We merely replied that we believed Russia was seldom known to

hold aloof from anything of value, which she thought she could get with

impunity. As she was now sending cart-load after cart-load of goods over

the border, through Ili, into northern and western China, without paying a

cent of customs duty, while on the other hand not even a leaf of tea or

thread of cotton passed over the Russian line from China without the

payment of an exorbitant tariff; and as she had already established in

Kuldja a postal, telegraph, and Cossack station, it would seem that she

does not even now view the province of Ili as wholly foreign to the

Russian empire.

At this the viceroy cleared his throat, and dropped his eyes in thoughtful

mood, as much as to say: “Ah, I know the Russians; but there is no help

for it.”

At this point we ventured to ask the viceroy if it were true, as we had

been informed, that Russia had arranged a treaty with China, by which she

was entitled to establish consuls in several of the interior provinces of

the Chinese empire, but he evaded the question with adroitness, and asked:

“Didn’t you find the roads very bad in China?”

This question was creditable to the viceroy’s knowledge of his own

country, but to this subject we brought the very best Chinese politeness

we could muster. We said that inasmuch as China had not yet adopted the

bicycle, her roads, of course, were not adapted to that mode of

locomotion.

The viceroy then asked us to describe the bicycle, and inquired if such a

vehicle did not create considerable consternation among the people.

[Illustration: A CHINESE SEEDING-DRILL.]

We told him that the bicycle from a Chinese point of view was capable of

various descriptions. On the passports given us by the Chinese minister in

London the bicycle was called “a seat-sitting, foot-moving machine.” The

natives in the interior had applied to it various epithets, among which

were _yang ma_ (foreign horse), _fei-chay_ (flying-machine), _szüdzun

chay_ (self-moving cart), and others. The most graphic description,

perhaps, was given by a Chinaman whom we overheard relating to his

neighbors the first appearance of the bicycle in his quiet little village.

“It is a little mule,” said he, “that you drive by the ears, and kick in

the sides to make him go.” A dignified smile overspread the viceroy’s

features.

“Didn’t the people try to steal your money?” he next inquired.

“No,” we replied. “From our impoverished appearance, they evidently

thought we had nothing. Our wardrobe being necessarily limited by our mode

of travel, we were sometimes reduced to the appearance of traveling

mendicants, and were often the objects of pity or contempt. Either this,

or our peculiar mode of travel, seemed to dispel all thought of highway

robbery; we never lost even so much as a button on our journey of over

three thousand miles across the Chinese empire.”

“Did the governors you met treat you well?” he asked; and then immediately

added: “Being scholars, were you not subjected to some indignity by being

urged to perform for every mandarin you met?”

“By nearly all the governors,” we said, “we were treated very kindly

indeed; but we were not so certain that the same favors would have been

extended to us had we not cheerfully consented to give exhibitions of

bicycle riding.”

There was now a lull in the conversation. The viceroy shifted his position

in his chair, and took another whiff from the long, slender Chinese pipe

held to his mouth by one of his body-servants. One whiff, and the pipe was

taken away to be emptied and refilled. After a short respite he again

resumed the conversation, but the questions he now asked were of a

personal nature. We enumerate a few of them, without comment, only for the

purpose of throwing some additional light on the character of our

questioner.

“About how much did the trip cost you? Do you expect to get back all or

more than you spent? Will you write a book?

“Did you find on your route any gold or silver deposits?

“Do you like the Chinese diet; and how much did one meal cost you?

“How old are you? [One of the first questions a Chinese host usually asks

his guest.] Are you married? What is the trade or profession of your

parents? Are they wealthy? Do they own much land?” (A Chinaman’s idea of

wealth is limited somewhat by the amount of land owned.)

“Will you telegraph to your parents from Shanghai your safe arrival there?

“Were you not rash in attempting such a journey? Suppose you had been

killed out in the interior of Asia, no one would ever have heard of you

again.

“Are you Democrats or Republicans?” (The viceroy showed considerable

knowledge of our government and institutions.)

“Will you run for any political office in America? Do you ever expect to

get into Congress?

“Do you have to buy offices in America?” was the last inquiry.

There was considerable hesitancy on the part of us both to answer this

question. Finally we were obliged to admit that sometimes such was the

case. “Ah,” said the viceroy, “that is a very bad thing about American

politics.” But in this censure he was even more severe on his own country

than America. Referring to ourselves in this connection, the viceroy

ventured to predict that we might become so well-known as the result of

our journey that we could get into office without paying for it. “You are

both young,” he added, “and can hope for anything.”

During the conversation the viceroy frequently smiled, and sometimes came

so near overstepping the bounds of Chinese propriety as to chuckle. At

first his reception was more formal, but his interest soon led him to

dispense with all formality, and before the close of the interview the

questions were rapidly asked and discussed. We have had some experience

with examining attorneys, and an extended acquaintance with the American

reporter; but we are convinced that for genuine inquisitiveness

Li-Hung-Chang stands peerless. We made several attempts to take leave, but

were interrupted each time by a question from the viceroy. Mr. Tenney, in

fact, became fatigued with the task of interpreting, so that many of the

long answers were translated by the viceroy’s son.

[Illustration: A CHINESE BRIDE.]

The interview was conducted as nearly as possible in the foreign fashion.

We smoked cigarettes, and a bottle of champagne was served. Finally the

interview was brought to a close by a health from the viceroy to

“Ta-mā-quo” (the great American country).

In conclusion we thanked the viceroy for the honor he had done us. He

replied that we must not thank him at all; that he was only doing his

duty. “Scholars,” said he, “must receive scholars.”

The viceroy rose from his chair with difficulty; the servant took him by

the elbows and half lifted him to his feet. He then walked slowly out of

the room with us, and across the courtyard to the main exit. Here he shook

us heartily by the hand, and bowed us out in the Chinese manner.

Li-Hung-Chang is virtually the emperor of the Celestial Empire; the

present “Son of Heaven” (the young emperor) has only recently reached his

majority. Li-Hung-Chang is China’s intellectual height, from whom emanate

nearly all her progressive ideas. He stands to-day in the light of a

mediator between foreign progressiveness and native prejudice and

conservatism. It has been said that Li-Hung-Chang is really anti-foreign

at heart; that he employs the Occidentals only long enough for them to

teach his own countrymen how to get along without them. Whether this be so

or not, it is certain that the viceroy recognizes the advantages to be

derived from foreign methods and inventions, and employs them for the

advancement of his country. Upon him rests the decision in nearly all the

great questions of the empire. Scarcely an edict or document of any kind

is issued that does not go over his signature or under his direct

supervision. To busy himself with the smallest details is a distinctive

characteristic of the man. Systematic methods, combined with an

extraordinary mind, enable him to accomplish his herculean task. In the

eastern horizon Li-Hung-Chang shines as the brilliant star of morning that

tells of the coming of a brighter dawn.

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