What then is left in this inspired book of

Genesis? Is there a word calculated to develop the heart or brain? Is

there an elevated thought--any great principle--anything poetic--any

word that bursts into blossom?

Is there anything except a dreary and detailed statement of things that

never happened?

Is there anything in Exodus calculated to make men generous, loving and

noble?

Is it well to teach children that God tortured the innocent cattle of

the Egyptians--bruised them to death with hailstones--on account of the

sins of Pharoah?

Does it make us merciful to believe that God killed the firstborn of the

Egyptians--the firstborn of the poor and suffering people--of the poor

girl working at the mill--because of the wickedness of the king?

Can we believe that the gods of Egypt worked miracles? Did they change

water into blood, and sticks into serpents?

In Exodus there is not one original thought or line of value.

We know, if we know anything, that this book was written by

savages--savages who believed in slavery, polygamy and wars of

extermination. We know that the story told is impossible, and that the

miracles were never performed. This book admits that there are other

gods besides Jehovah. In the 17th chapter is this verse: "Now I know

that the Lord is greater than all gods, for, in the thing wherein they

dealt proudly, he was above them."

So, in this blessed book is taught the duty of human sacrifice--the

sacrifice of babes.

In the 22d chapter is this command: "Thou shalt not delay to offer the

first of thy ripe fruits and of thy liquors: the first-born of thy sons

thou shalt give unto me."

Has Exodus been a help or a hindrance to the human race?

Take from Exodus the laws common to all nations, and is there anything

of value left?

Is there anything in Leviticus of importance? Is there a chapter worth

reading? What interest have we in the clothes of priests, the curtains

and candles of the tabernacle, the tongs and shovels of the altar or the

hair-oil used by the Levites?

Of what use the cruel code, the frightful punishments, the curses, the

falsehoods and the miracles of this ignorant and infamous book?

And what is there in the book of Numbers--with its sacrifices and water

of jealousy, with its shew-bread and spoons, its kids and fine flour,

its oil and candlesticks, its cucumbers, onions and manna--to assist and

instruct mankind? What interest have we in the rebellion of Korah, the

water of separation, the ashes of a red heifer, the brazen serpent, the

water that followed the people uphill and down for forty years, and

the inspired donkey of the prophet Balaam? Have these absurdities and

cruelties--these childish, savage superstitions--helped to civilize the

world?

Is there anything in Joshua--with its wars, its murders and massacres,

its swords dripping with the blood of mothers and babes, its

tortures, maimings and mutilations, its fraud and fury, its hatred and

revenge--calculated to improve the world?

Does not every chapter shock the heart of a good man? Is it a book to be

read by children?

The book of Joshua is as merciless as famine, as ferocious as the heart

of a wild beast. It is a history--a justification--a sanctification of

nearly every crime.

The book of Judges is about the same, nothing but war and bloodshed;

the horrible story of Jael and Sisera; of Gideon and his trumpets

and pitchers; of Jephtha and his daughter, whom he murdered to please

Jehovah.

Here we find the story of Samson, in which a sun-god is changed to a

Hebrew giant.

Read this book of Joshua--read of the slaughter of women, of wives, of

mothers and babes--read its impossible miracles, its ruthless crimes,

and all done according to the commands of Jehovah, and tell me whether

this book is calculated to make us forgiving, generous and loving.

I admit that the history of Ruth is in some respects a beautiful and

touching story; that it is naturally told, and that her love for Naomi

was deep and pure. But in the matter of courtship we would hardly advise

our daughters to follow the example of Ruth. Still, we must remember

that Ruth was a widow.

Is there anything worth reading in the first and second books of Samuel?

Ought a prophet of God to hew a captured king in pieces? Is the story of

the ark, its capture and return of importance to us? Is it possible that

it was right, just and merciful to kill fifty thousand men because they

had looked into a box? Of what use to us are the wars of Saul and David,

the stories of Goliath and the Witch of Endor? Why should Jehovah have

killed Uzzah for putting forth his hand to steady the ark, and forgiven

David for murdering Uriah and stealing his wife?

According to "Samuel," David took a census of the people. This excited

the wrath of Jehovah, and as a punishment he allowed David to choose

seven years of famine, a flight of three months from pursuing enemies,

or three days of pestilence. David, having confidence in God, chose the

three days of pestilence; and, thereupon, God, the compassionate, on

account of the sin of David, killed seventy thousand innocent men!

Under the same circumstances, what would a devil have done?

Is there anything in First and Second Kings that suggests the idea of

inspiration?

When David is dying he tells his son Solomon to murder Joab--not to let

his hoar head go down to the grave in peace. With his last breath he

commands his son to bring down the hoar head of Shimei to the grave

with blood. Having uttered these merciful words, the good David, the man

after God's heart, slept with his fathers.

Was it necessary to inspire the man who wrote the history of the

building of the temple, the story of the visit of the Queen of Sheba, or

to tell the number of Solomon's wives?

What care we for the withering of Jereboam's hand, the prophecy of Jehu,

or the story of Elijah and the ravens?

Can we believe that Elijah brought flames from heaven, or that he went

at last to Paradise in a chariot of fire?

Can we believe in the multiplication of the widow's oil by Elisha, that

an army was smitten with blindness, or that an axe floated in the water?

Does it civilize us to read about the beheading of the seventy sons

of Ahab, the putting out of the eyes of Zedekiah and the murder of his

sons? Is there one word in First and Second Kings calculated to make men

better?

First and Second Chronicles is but a re-telling of what is told in First

and Second Kings. The same old stories--a little left out, a little

added, but in no respect made better or worse.

The book of Ezra is of no importance. He tells us that Cyrus, King of

Persia, issued a proclamation for building a temple at Jerusalem, and

that he declared Jehovah to be the real and only God.

Nothing could be more absurd. Ezra tells us about the return from

captivity, the building of the temple, the dedication, a few prayers,

and this is all. This book is of no importance, of no use.

Nehemiah is about the same, only it tells of the building of the wall,

the complaints of the people about taxes, a list of those who returned

from Babylon, a catalogue of those who dwelt at Jerusalem, and the

dedication of the walls.

Not a word in Nehemiah worth reading.

Then comes the book of Esther:

In this we are told that King Ahasueras was intoxicated; that he sent

for his Queen, Vashti, to come and show herself to him and his guests.

Vashti refused to appear.

This maddened the king, and he ordered that from every province the most

beautiful girls should be brought before him that he might choose one in

place of Vashti.

Among others was brought Esther, a Jewess. She was chosen and became the

wife of the king. Then a gentleman by the name of Haman wanted to have

all the Jews killed, and the king, not knowing that Esther was of that

race, signed a decree that all the Jews should be killed.

Through the efforts of Mordecai and Esther the decree was annulled and

the Jews were saved.

Haman prepared a gallows on which to have Mordecai hanged, but the good

Esther so managed matters that Haman and his ten sons were hanged on the

gallows that Haman had built, and the Jews were allowed to murder more

than seventy-five thousand of the king's subjects.

This is the inspired story of Esther.

In the book of Job we find some elevated sentiments, some sublime and

foolish thoughts, something of the wonder and sublimity of nature, the

joys and sorrows of life; but the story is infamous.

Some of the Psalms are good, many are indifferent, and a few are

infamous. In them are mingled the vices and virtues. There are verses

that elevate, verses that degrade. There are prayers for forgiveness and

revenge. In the literature of the world there is nothing more heartless,

more infamous, than the 109th Psalm.

In the Proverbs there is much shrewdness, many pithy and prudent maxims,

many wise sayings. The same ideas are expressed in many ways--the wisdom

of economy and silence, the dangers of vanity and idleness. Some are

trivial, some are foolish, and many are wise. These proverbs are not

generous--not altruistic. Sayings to the same effect are found among all

nations.

Ecclesiastes is the most thoughtful book in the Bible. It was written by

an unbeliever--a philosopher--an agnostic. Take out the interpolations,

and it is in accordance with the thought of the nineteenth century.

In this book are found the most philosophic and poetic passages in the

Bible.

After crossing the desert of death and crime--after reading the

Pentateuch, Joshua, Judges, Samuel, Kings and Chronicles--it is

delightful to reach this grove of palms, called the "Song of Solomon." A

drama of love--of human love; a poem without Jehovah--a poem born of the

heart and true to the divine instincts of the soul.

"I sleep, but my heart waketh."

Isaiah is the work of several. Its swollen words, its vague imagery,

its prophecies and curses, its ravings against kings and nations, its

laughter at the wisdom of man, its hatred of joy, have not the slightest

tendency to increase the well-being of man.

In this book is recorded the absurdest of all miracles. The shadow on

the dial is turned back ten degrees, in order to satisfy Hezekiah that

Jehovah will add fifteen years to his life.

In this miracle the world, turning from west to east at the rate of more

than a thousand miles an hour, is not only stopped, but made to turn the

other way until the shadow on the dial went back ten degrees! Is

there in the whole world an intelligent man or woman who believes this

impossible falsehood?

Jeremiah contains nothing of importance--no facts of value; nothing but

fault-finding, lamentations, croakings, wailings, curses and promises;

nothing but famine and prayer, the prosperity of the wicked, the ruin of

the Jews, the captivity and return, and at last Jeremiah, the traitor,

in the stocks and in prison.

And Lamentations is simply a continuance of the ravings of the same

insane pessimist; nothing but dust and sackcloth and ashes, tears and

howls, railings and revilings.

And Ezekiel--eating manuscripts, prophesying siege and desolation, with

visions of coals of fire, and cherubim, and wheels with eyes, and

the type and figure of the boiling pot, and the resurrection of dry

bones--is of no use, of no possible value.

With Voltaire, I say that any one who admires Ezekiel should be

compelled to dine with him.

Daniel is a disordered dream--a nightmare.

What can be made of this book with its image with a golden head, with

breast and arms of silver, with belly and thighs of brass, with legs of

iron, and with feet of iron and clay; with its writing on the wall, its

den of lions, and its vision of the ram and goat?

Is there anything to be learned from Hosea and his wife? Is there

anything of use in Joel, in Amos, in Obadiah? Can we get any good from

Jonah and his gourd? Is it possible that God is the real author of

Micah and Nahum, of Habakkuk and Zephaniah, of Haggai and Malachi and

Zechariah, with his red horses, his four horns, his four carpenters, his

flying roll, his mountains of brass and the stone with four eyes?

Is there anything in these "inspired" books that has been of benefit to

man?

Have they taught us how to cultivate the earth, to build houses, to

weave cloth, to prepare food? Have they taught us to paint pictures, to

chisel statues, to build bridges, or ships, or anything of beauty or of

use? Did we get our ideas of government, of religious freedom, of the

liberty of thought, from the Old Testament? Did we get from any of these

books a hint of any science? Is there in the "sacred volume" a word, a

line, that has added to the wealth, the intelligence and the happiness

of mankind? Is there one of the books of the Old Testament as

entertaining as "Robinson Crusoe," "The Travels of Gulliver," or "Peter

Wilkins and his Flying Wife"? Did the author of Genesis know as much

about nature as Humboldt, or Darwin, or Haeckel? Is what is called the

Mosaic Code as wise or as merciful as the code of any civilized nation?

Were the writers of Kings and Chronicles as great historians, as great

writers, as Gibbon and Draper? Is Jeremiah, or Habakkuk equal to Dickens

or Thackeray? Can the authors of Job and the Psalms be compared with

Shakespeare? Why should we attribute the best to man and the worst to

God?

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