VII. THE DEATH-BED ARGUMENT.

ALL kinds of criminals, except infidels, meet death with reasonable

serenity. As a rule, there is nothing in the death of a pirate to cast

any discredit on his profession. The murderer upon the scaffold, with

a priest on either side, smilingly exhorts the multitude to meet him in

heaven. The man who has succeeded in making his home a hell, meets death

without a quiver, provided he has never expressed any doubt as to the

divinity of Christ, or the eternal "procession" of the Holy Ghost. The

king who has waged cruel and useless war, who has filled countries with

widows and fatherless children, with the maimed and diseased, and who

has succeeded in offering to the Moloch of ambition the best and bravest

of his subjects, dies like a saint.

All the believing kings are in heaven--all the doubting philosophers in

perdition. All the persecutors sleep in peace, and the ashes of those

who burned their brothers, sleep in consecrated ground. Libraries could

hardly contain the names of the Christian wretches who have filled the

world with violence and death in defence of book and creed, and yet

they all died the death of the righteous, and no priest, no minister,

describes the agony and fear, the remorse and horror with which their

guilty souls were filled in the last moments of their lives. These men

had never doubted--they had never thought--they accepted the creed as

they did the fashion of their clothes. They were not infidels, they

could not be--they had been baptized, they had not denied the divinity

of Christ, they had partaken of the "last supper." They respected

priests, they admitted that Christ had two natures and the same number

of wills; they admitted that the Holy Ghost had "proceeded," and that,

according to the multiplication table of heaven, once one is three, and

three times one is one, and these things put pillows beneath their heads

and covered them with the drapery of peace.

They admitted that while kings and priests did nothing worse than to

make their fellows wretched, that so long as they only butchered and

burnt the innocent and helpless, God would maintain the strictest

neutrality; but when some honest man, some great and tender soul,

expressed a doubt as to the truth of the Scriptures, or prayed to the

wrong God, or to the right one by the wrong name, then the real God

leaped like a wounded tiger upon his victim, and from his quivering

flesh tore his wretched soul.

There is no recorded instance where the uplifted hand of murder has been

paralyzed--no truthful account in all the literature of the world of

the innocent child being shielded by God. Thousands of crimes are being

committed every day--men are at this moment lying in wait for their

human prey--wives are whipped and crushed, driven to insanity and

death--little children begging for mercy, lifting imploring, tear-filled

eyes to the brutal faces of fathers and mothers--sweet girls are

deceived, lured and outraged, but God has no time to prevent these

things--no time to defend the good and protect the pure. He is too busy

numbering hairs and watching sparrows. He listens for blasphemy; looks

for persons who laugh at priests; examines baptismal registers; watches

professors in college who begin to doubt the geology of Moses and the

astronomy of Joshua. He does not particularly object to stealing, if you

won't swear. A great many persons have fallen dead in the act of taking

God's name in vain, but millions of men, women and children have been

stolen from their homes and used as beasts of burden, but no one engaged

in this infamy has ever been touched by the wrathful hand of God.

Now and then a man of genius, of sense, of intellectual honesty, has

appeared. Such men have denounced the superstitions of their day. They

have pitied the multitude. To see priests devour the substance of the

people--priests who made begging one of the learned professions--filled

them with loathing and contempt. These men were honest enough to

tell their thoughts, brave enough to speak the truth. Then they were

denounced, tried, tortured, killed by rack or flame. But some escaped

the fury of the fiends who love their enemies, and died naturally in

their beds. It would not do for the church to admit that they died

peacefully. That would show that religion was not essential at the last

moment. Superstition gets its power from the terror of death. It would

not do to have the common people understand that a man could deny the

Bible--refuse to kiss the cross--contend that Humanity was greater than

Christ, and then die as sweetly as Torquemada did, after pouring molten

lead into the ears of an honest man; or as calmly as Calvin after he had

burned Servetus; or as peacefully as King David after advising with his

last breath one son to assassinate another.

The church has taken great pains to show that the last moments of all

infidels (that Christians did not succeed in burning) were infinitely

wretched and despairing. It was alleged that words could not paint the

horrors that were endured by a dying infidel. Every good Christian was

expected to, and generally did, believe these accounts. They have been

told and retold in every pulpit of the world. Protestant ministers have

repeated the lies invented by Catholic priests, and Catholics, by a kind

of theological comity, have sworn to the lies told by the Protestants.

Upon this point they have always stood together, and will as long as the

same falsehood can be used by both.

Instead of doing these things, Voltaire wilfully closed his eyes to

the light of the gospel, examined the Bible for himself, advocated

intellectual liberty, struck from the brain the fetters of an arrogant

faith, assisted the weak, cried out against the torture of man, appealed

to reason, endeavored to establish universal toleration, succored the

indigent, and defended the oppressed.

He demonstrated that the origin of all religions is the same--the same

mysteries--the same miracles--the same imposture--the same temples and

ceremonies--the same kind of founders, apostles and dupes--the same

promises and threats--the same pretence of goodness and forgiveness and

the practice of the same persecution and murder. He proved that religion

made enemies--philosophy friends--and that above the rights of Gods were

the rights of man.

These were his crimes. Such a man God would not suffer to die in peace.

If allowed to meet death with a smile, others might follow his example,

until none would be left to light the holy fires of the _auto da fe_. It

would not do for so great, so successful, an enemy of the church to

die without leaving some shriek of fear, some shudder of remorse, some

ghastly prayer of chattered horror uttered by lips covered with blood

and foam.

For many centuries the theologians have taught that an unbeliever--an

infidel--one who spoke or wrote against their creed, could not meet

death with composure; that in his last moments God would fill his

conscience with the serpents of remorse.

For a thousand years the clergy have manufactured the facts to fit this

theory--this infamous conception of the duty of man and the justice of

God.

The theologians have insisted that crimes against man were, and are, as

nothing compared with crimes against God.

Upon the death-bed subject the clergy grow eloquent. When describing the

shudderings and shrieks of the dying unbeliever, their eyes glitter with

delight.

It is a festival.

They are no longer men. They become hyenas. They dig open graves. They

devour the dead.

It is a banquet.

Unsatisfied still, they paint the terrors of hell. They gaze at the

souls of the infidels writhing in the coils of the worm that never dies.

They see them in flames--in oceans of fire--in gulfs of pain--in abysses

of despair. They shout with joy. They applaud.

It is an _auto da fe_, presided over by God.

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