TO SIR HORACE MANN.

ARLINGTON STREET, _June_ 18, 1751.

I send my letter as usual from the Secretary's office, but of what

Secretary I don't know. Lord Sandwich last week received his dismission,

on which the Duke of Bedford resigned the next day, and Lord Trentham

with him, both breaking with old Gower, who is entirely in the hands of

the Pelhams, and made to declare his quarrel with Lord Sandwich (who

gave away his daughter to Colonel Waldegrave) the foundation of

detaching himself from the Bedfords. Your friend Lord Fane comforts Lord

Sandwich with an annuity of a thousand a-year--scarcely for his handsome

behaviour to his sister; Lord Hartington is to be Master of the Horse,

and Lord Albemarle Groom of the Stole; Lord Granville[1] is actually

Lord President, and, by all outward and visible signs, something

more--in short, if he don't overshoot himself, the Pelhams have; the

King's favour to him is visible, and so much credited, that all the

incense is offered to him. It is believed that Impresario Holdernesse

will succeed the Bedford in the foreign seals, and Lord Halifax in

those for the plantations. If the former does, you will have ample

instructions to negotiate for singers and dancers! Here is an epigram

made upon his directorship:

[Footnote 1: Lord Granville, known as Lord Carteret during the lifetime

of his mother, was a statesman of the very highest ability, and was

regarded with special favour by the King for his power of conversing in

German, then a very rare accomplishment.]

That secrecy will now prevail

In politics, is certain;

Since Holdernesse, who gets the seals,

Was bred behind the curtain.

The Admirals Rowley and Boscawen are brought into the Admiralty under

Lord Anson, who is advanced to the head of the board. Seamen are

tractable fishes! especially it will be Boscawen's case, whose name in

Cornish signifies obstinacy, and who brings along with him a good

quantity of resentment to Anson. In short, the whole present system is

equally formed for duration!

Since I began my letter, Lord Holdernesse has kissed hands for the

seals. It is said that Lord Halifax is to be made easy, by the

plantations being put under the Board of Trade. Lord Granville comes

into power as boisterously as ever, and dashes at everything. His

lieutenants already beat up for volunteers; but he disclaims all

connexions with Lord Bath, who, he says, forced him upon the famous

ministry of twenty-four hours, and by which he says he paid all his

debts to him. This will soon grow a turbulent scene--it is not

unpleasant to sit upon the beach and see it; but few people have the

curiosity to step out to the sight. You, who knew England in other

times, will find it difficult, to conceive what an indifference reigns

with regard to ministers and their squabbles. The two Miss Gunnings,[1]

and a late extravagant dinner at White's, are twenty times more the

subject of conversation than the two brothers [Newcastle and Pelham] and

Lord Granville. These are two Irish girls, of no fortune, who are

declared the handsomest women alive. I think their being two so handsome

and both such perfect figures is their chief excellence, for singly I

have seen much handsomer women than either; however, they can't walk in

the park or go to Vauxhall, but such mobs follow them that they are

generally driven away. The dinner was a folly of seven young men, who

bespoke it to the utmost extent of expense: one article was a tart made

of duke cherries from a hot-house; and another, that they tasted but one

glass out of each bottle of champagne. The bill of fare is got into

print, and with good people has produced the apprehension of another

earthquake. Your friend St. Leger was at the head of these luxurious

heroes--he is the hero of all fashion. I never saw more dashing vivacity

and absurdity, with some flashes of parts. He had a cause the other day

for ducking a sharper, and was going to swear: the judge said to him, "I

see, Sir, you are very ready to take an oath." "Yes, my lord," replied

St. Leger, "my father was a judge."

[Footnote 1: One of the Miss Gunnings had singular fortune. She was

married to two Dukes--the Duke of Hamilton, and, after his death, the

Duke of Argyll. She refused a third, the Duke of Bridgewater; and she

was the mother of four--two Dukes of Hamilton and two Dukes of Argyll.

Her sister married the Earl of Coventry. In his "Memoirs of George III."

Walpole mentions that they were so poor while in Dublin that they could

not have been presented to the Lord-Lieutenant if Peg Woffington, the

celebrated actress, had not lent them some clothes.]

We have been overwhelmed with lamentable Cambridge and Oxford dirges on

the Prince's death: there is but one tolerable copy; it is by a young

Lord Stormont, a nephew of Murray, who is much commended. You may

imagine what incense is offered to Stone by the people of Christchurch:

they have hooked in, too, poor Lord Harcourt, and call him _Harcourt the

Wise_! his wisdom has already disgusted the young Prince; "Sir, pray

hold up your head. Sir, for God's sake, turn out your toes!" Such are

Mentor's precepts!

I am glad you receive my letters; as I knew I had been punctual, it

mortified me that you should think me remiss. Thank you for the

transcript from _Bubb[1] de tristibus_! I will keep your secret, though

I am persuaded that a man who had composed such a funeral oration on his

master and himself fully intended that its flowers should not bloom and

wither in obscurity.

[Footnote 1: Bubb means Mr. Bubb Doddington, afterwards Lord Melcombe,

who had written Mr. Mann a letter of most extravagant lamentation on the

death of the Prince of Wales. He was member for Winchelsea, and left

behind him a diary, which was published some years after his death, and

which throws a good deal of light on the political intrigues of the

day.]

We have already begun to sell the pictures that had not found place at

Houghton: the sale gives no great encouragement to proceed (though I

fear it must come to that!); the large pictures were thrown away; the

whole-length Vandykes went for a song! I am mortified now at having

printed the catalogue. Gideon the Jew, and Blakiston the independent

grocer, have been the chief purchasers of the pictures sold

already--there, if you love moralizing!

Adieu! I have no more articles to-day for my literary gazette.

_DESCRIPTION OF STRAWBERRY HILL--BILL TO PREVENT CLANDESTINE MARRIAGES._

Letters of Horace Walpole — Volume I · 第 82 / 143 题