TO SIR HORACE MANN.

ARLINGTON STREET, _April_ 2, 1750.

You will not wonder so much at our earthquakes as at the effects they

have had. All the women in town have taken them up upon the foot of

_Judgments_; and the clergy, who have had no windfalls of a long season,

have driven horse and foot into this opinion. There has been a shower of

sermons and exhortations: Seeker, the Jesuitical Bishop of Oxford, began

the mode. He heard the women were all going out of town to avoid the

next shock; and so, for fear of losing his Easter offerings, he set

himself to advise them to await God's good pleasure in fear and

trembling. But what is more astonishing, Sherlock, who has much better

sense, and much less of the Popish confessor, has been running a race

with him for the old ladies, and has written a pastoral letter, of which

ten thousand were sold in two days; and fifty thousand have been

subscribed for, since the two first editions.

I told you the women talked of going out of town: several families are

literally gone, and many more going to-day and to-morrow; for what adds

to the absurdity, is, that the second shock having happened exactly a

month after the former, it prevails that there will be a third on

Thursday next, another month, which is to swallow up London. I am almost

ready to burn my letter now I have begun it, lest you should think I am

laughing at you: but it is so true, that Arthur of White's told me last

night, that he should put off the last ridotto, which was to be on

Thursday, because he hears nobody would come to it. I have advised

several, who are going to keep their next earthquake in the country, to

take the bark for it, as it is so periodic.[1] Dick Leveson and Mr.

Rigby, who had supped and stayed late at Bedford House the other night,

knocked at several doors, and in a watchman's voice cried, "Past four

o'clock, and a dreadful earthquake!"...

[Footnote 1: "I remember," says Addison, in the 240th _Tatler_, "when

our whole island was shaken with an earthquake some years ago, that

there was an impudent mountebank who sold pills, which, as he told the

country people, were 'very good against an earthquake.'"]

This frantic terror prevails so much, that within these three days seven

hundred and thirty coaches have been counted passing Hyde Park corner,

with whole parties removing into the country. Here is a good

advertisement which I cut out of the papers to-day:--

"On Monday next will be published (price 6_d._) A true and exact

List of all the Nobility and Gentry who have left, or shall leave,

this place through fear of another Earthquake."

Several women have made earthquake gowns; that is, warm gowns to sit out

of doors all to-night. These are of the more courageous. One woman,

still more heroic, is come to town on purpose: she says, all her friends

are in London, and she will not survive them. But what will you think of

Lady Catherine Pelham, Lady Frances Arundel, and Lord and Lady Galway,

who go this evening to an inn ten miles out of town, where they are to

play at brag till five in the morning, and then come back--I suppose, to

look for the bones of their husbands and families under the rubbish. The

prophet of all this (next to the Bishop of London) is a trooper of Lord

Delawar's, who was yesterday sent to Bedlam. His _colonel_ sent to the

man's wife, and asked her if her husband had ever been disordered

before. She cried, "Oh dear! my lord, he is not mad now; if your

_lordship_ would but get any _sensible_ man to examine him, you would

find he is quite in his right mind."...

I shall now go and show you Mr. Chute in a different light from

heraldry, and in one in which I believe you never saw him. He will shine

as usual; but, as a little more severely than his good-nature is

accustomed to, I must tell you that he was provoked by the most

impertinent usage. It is an epigram on Lady Caroline Petersham, whose

present fame, by the way, is coupled with young Harry Vane.

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