GOING UP TO TOWN.
In these degenerate days a first-class carriage in an express may be
considered as the perfection of travelling, the balloon at present being
unmanageable, and the sea as wilful and variable as woman. Time was when
we rattled cheerily over the land on the top of a coach-and-four, but
that was when men drank brandy-and-water, and wore many-caped coats, and
were far more horsey than this smug and mild black-coated generation.
Rarely now does the scarlet-clad guard tootle the much-resounding horn as
the four corn-fed steeds trot steadily up hill and down, wakening the
far-away echoes, while open-mouthed rustics stop and stare, and
rosy-cheeked landladies smile wickedly at the jovial outsiders, who, not
having the fear of their own lawful-wedded wives before their eyes, seem
to regard their day’s journey as a frolic, as, indeed, it was in the good
old coaching days, when the driver, an inborn aristocrat, was
hail-fellow-well-met with all on his bit of road, and when every
passenger had his story to tell or his joke, which, if not brilliant, at
any rate helped to pass the time away, and to keep everyone in good
humour. What a time that was, for instance, at Barnet, when the town was
kept alive night and day, as coach after coach came up at full gallop,
changed horses at the Red Lion or the Salisbury Arms in the twinkling of
an eye, and then made its way on to the great Metropolis, or away to the
big cities of the North, with such telling news as that Queen Caroline
was dead, or that the Lords had thrown out Reform! It was merry England
then, and no mistake; pure air filled the lungs, and sylvan beauty fed
the eye, and the further he travelled the better was the traveller in
health and spirits. I am not surprised that Mr. Carnegie, the great
American capitalist, in order to give his friends an idea of England, and
thoroughly to enjoy himself, packed them all on the top of a four-horse
coach, and I can well believe that they saw a loveliness in this old land
of ours as they drove past ancient castles and ivy-clad churches, and by
the side of well-kept parks, with the mansions of our nobles peeping in
and out among the trees, and through smiling villages and busy towns, and
across wide commons scented with yellow furze or purple with heather,
which they could have acquired in no other way. Boxed up in a railway
carriage, the roar of the train deafening your ears, and the smoke and
the steam of the engine intercepting the view, what can you do but groan
over the memory of departed joys? But I must return to Sloville, which,
like every other town of its size, has its railway, with its average
number of accidents. In a very few minutes the little country town was
left behind, in a very few minutes the actress and the boy began to look
at one another, and by the time he had eaten up his sandwiches and
biscuits he began to feel quite at home.
‘You are not frightened?’ said the actress.
‘No, not a bit.’
He could not well be, with so fair a face opposite his own. Presently he
said:
‘Ain’t this jolly! a deal better than going on the tramp! The old man
and mother are allus on the tramp.’
‘Then you have no home.’
‘Home! What do you mean?’
‘Ah, I see you haven’t,’ said the lady, with a sigh, ‘or you would not
have asked me that question. Can you read?’
‘No—what’s that? Anything to eat?’
The actress took out a newspaper.
‘There, what does that mean?’ she asked.
‘Blest if I knows.’
‘Ah, I’m afraid you’ve a good deal to learn. What can you do?’
‘Oh, all sorts of things; stand on my head, ’old ’osses, do the Catherine
wheel business. Shall I show you?’ said the little fellow, emerging from
his wrap, and preparing to display his gymnastic powers. ‘Dash my
buttons! the place ain’t big enough,’ said the boy with a disappointed
air.
Presently the train came to a halt, and in a minute the boy was under the
seat, exclaiming in a fright:
‘Oh, crikey! there’s a peeler.’
‘Well, he won’t hurt you.’
‘Oh, won’t he; I know better than that!’
‘No; you be a good boy, and sit still, and he won’t do you any harm; he
is coming to look at the tickets.’
The railway official having departed, the lad began to look out of the
window, enjoying the way in which the train rattled along through tunnels
and over rivers, through fields and villages and towns.
‘Now tell me,’ said the actress, ‘did you ever hear of God?’
‘No; where did he live?’
‘Nor of Christ?’
‘Oh yes, I’ve often heard mother say “Oh, Christ!” when father came home
drunk.’
‘I’m afraid you’re a bit of a heathen.’
‘Oh yes,’ said the boy, with pride; ‘people often call me that.’
After that the conversation dropped; the actress had much else to think
of, and the boy fell asleep.
It was late when the train reached London, and the actress and her charge
were deposited at the King’s Cross railway-station. The little fellow
had slept all the way up, and sorely were his eyes dazzled with the
glitter of the gas lamps, and his ears stunned as cab after cab drove
away.
Muffling herself as much as possible, and dragging the little fellow
after her, the actress rushed along the platform to where a neat brougham
was drawn on one side, waiting for its owner.
‘Oh, you’re here, Jarvis, are you?’
‘Yes, ma’am,’ was the reply, as the coachman touched his hat. ‘Drive
home, ma’am?’ said he interrogatively.
‘Oh no; drive me to Clifford’s Inn. Jump in, my little man,’ she said to
the poor boy, and, following herself, the brougham was soon spinning
along Gray’s Inn Road.
‘I hope Wentworth will be at home,’ said the lady to herself.
‘I wonder what lark missus is up to,’ thought Jarvis, as the brougham
made its way amongst the cabs and omnibuses, chiefly burdened with a
pleasure-loving and theatre-going community returning from their night’s
amusements.
Jarvis had one special virtue—unbounded confidence in his mistress. He
had been a valued coachman in a gentleman’s family, but in an ill hour
for himself he had unwittingly got mixed up with bad companions, through
meeting them in a public-house; and when they had been detected and tried
at the Old Bailey, he was sentenced to five years’ imprisonment as one of
the gang, though he had no more to do with their crime than the man in
the moon. The policemen, however, had others of the gang who had sworn
that he was one of themselves, and he was taken off to Holloway, where,
as he asserted his innocence, and refused to be comforted, the chaplain,
who wanted him to see that Providence had some good end in view in his
unjust incarceration, had come to regard Jarvis as a very wicked fellow
indeed. In time, however, he managed to make his innocence clear to the
Home Office, having devoted to that purpose all the savings of his life,
and he was suffered to go free. As he was leaving, there was a little
crowd at the prison gate of pals waiting to welcome the emancipated and
to rejoice with those that rejoice, at the nearest public-house.
Benevolent people also were there, inviting the released to a little
breakfast and a religious service close by.
Jarvis accepted the invitation; but as the address took rather a personal
turn and assumed him guilty when not, he walked out of the room in no
pleasant state of mind, and in the raw, cold, foggy morning stumbled
against one of the men who had borne false witness against him. An
altercation ensued, which ended in his knocking down his quondam
acquaintance, and in his being collared by the police. For that offence
he was straightway taken before the magistrate and let off with a fine,
which quite exhausted the little sum given him that morning on leaving
gaol. In his desire to earn an honest penny he went to his old master,
only to find him dead, and the place shut up. In vain he sought out all
whom he knew in the days of his respectability; they received him coldly,
were sorry to hear of his misfortunes, and hoped he might meet with some
employment, but could do nothing for him themselves.
Day by day he wandered thus in quest of employment, day by day he grew
shabbier, day by day he felt himself less able to rise superior to his
difficulties. At length, overcome by despair, he walked down to one of
the Metropolitan bridges, and jumped over. The Fates seemed propitious,
and in another minute he would have been as completely drowned as he
wished, had not a boat belonging to the Thames police been on the very
spot to which, unconsciously, he floated. He was heaved on board, dried,
and refreshed, and the next morning taken before the magistrate, to whom
he explained how unfortunate he had been, how he had no one in the world
to care for him, and how thoroughly tired he was of life. The magistrate
remanded him for a week, in order that he might once more enjoy the
inestimable blessing of being talked to by the prison chaplain. In the
meanwhile the case got into the newspapers, and it was then that it
caught the eye of our heroine. Calling for a cab, she made her way to
the police-court, and when, in the course of a few days, the man was
released, made him her coachman and gave him a home. Clean and smart,
with contentment stamped on his honest face, no longer with the wan cheek
of starvation, no longer his eye heavy with disappointment and despair,
active and hearty and happy, there was not a better or cleverer Jehu in
all London town.
It was past twelve when the brougham stopped opposite the little passage
in Fleet Street, by the side of St. Dunstan’s Church, leading to
Clifford’s Inn. Of course the gate was locked—it always is after a
certain hour—and the porter had to be roused from slumbers which, judging
by the noise he made snoring, were deep indeed. At length he slowly
emerged from his den, looked through the latch and opened the door.
‘Is Mr. Wentworth in?’ asked the actress.
‘I believe so, ma’am.’
‘Well, I will run up and see; but don’t go to sleep, there’s a good
fellow. I shall be back directly.’
It was a lovely night, and the moon, at the full, lent an air of romance
to the place. There was evidently a good deal of life and gaiety going
on—perhaps far more than the authorities had any idea of—young men are
fond of chambers, and young men at the time of which I write were fond of
sowing wild oats in them, a remarkably unprofitable agricultural
operation. By daylight no one could imagine anything of the kind went
on, as one looks at the dull windows of the old building, or sees here
and there a few lawyers’ clerks rushing along either on business or in
pursuit of lunch. It is a handy residence for law students and pressmen,
and in the daytime it looks as dull and respectable as anyone could
desire.
In the reign of Queen Elizabeth the noble family of De Clifford granted
to students of law a little plot of ground at the back of St. Dunstan’s
Church, Fleet Street, between Fetter Lane and Chancery Lane. ‘There are
three things for notice in Clifford’s Inn,’ writes Leigh Hunt: ‘its
little bit of turf and trees, its quiet, and its having been the
residence of Robert Puttock, author of the curious narrative of “Peter
Wilkins,” with its Flying Women. Who he was is not known’—probably a
barrister without practice—‘but he wrote an amiable and interesting
book.’ As to the sudden and pleasant quiet in the little inn, it is
curious to consider what a small remove from the street produces it. But
even in the back room of a shop in the main street the sound of the carts
and carriages becomes wonderfully deadened to the ear, and a remove like
Clifford’s Inn makes it remote or nothing. Charles Lamb’s friend, the
absent-minded Dyer, lived in Clifford’s Inn. The garden, now also in
danger of being built over, forms part of the area of the Rolls, so
called from the records kept there in rolls of parchment. It is said to
have been the house of an eminent Jew, forfeited to the Crown—that is to
say, that it was most probably taken from him, with all it contained, by
Henry III., who made it a house for converts from the owner’s religion.
As it may be supposed that most of these converted Jews were of doubtful
character, for high-minded men are not to be won from the faith of their
fathers by offers of board and lodging, we may imagine there were at one
time a good many queer characters knocking about Clifford’s Inn, and life
was not a little unconventional. It was so when Wentworth lived there,
especially after business hours, when the respectable solicitors having
offices on the ground-floor had gone home to Clapham or Highgate to
dinner, leaving a few young ne’er-do-wells who lodged about there to run
wild on the streets of London, then more full of snares than now, and to
return to bed at unhallowed hours. The Serjeants’ Dining Hall has been
dismantled; a new street has been cut through the Liberty of the Rolls.
There are now few booksellers’ shops in front of St. Dunstan’s Church,
and the two wild men of the wood who struck the hour with their clubs on
the old church have moved elsewhere. What are we to expect of Clifford’s
Inn but that it will soon be a thing of the past?
Curious characters lived in Clifford’s Inn. Opposite Wentworth resided a
City curate, of whom he knew nothing save that he had a very red nose,
was dressed in shabby black, and came in at all hours. Overhead resided
an old bachelor, originally intended for the medical profession, but he
did not take to it kindly, and as he had a little property of his own he
preferred to vegetate in a cheap and yet scholarly way. It is a sad
thing for a young man to have a little money, just enough to live on,
nothing more. Unless he be very ambitious, it at once stops his career
and prevents his making any attempt at rising in the world. ‘Why should
I fret and fume?’ said Buxton, for that was his name; ‘if I get on, I
only take the place that might be filled by a better man, and so leave
him all the poorer. There are plenty of pushing fellows in the world;
why should I add to their number? Why should I not take life easily, and
content myself with my books and my pipe and with the study of mankind?
Is success in life worth having? Is the game worth the candle?’ To the
questions he gave a negative reply, and in the freedom of his
unconventional life he rejoiced, and greatly did rejoice.
He and Wentworth were great cronies. They had both original ideas, and
loved to discuss them. Moreover, he had saved Wentworth’s life. They
had met in the old city of Hamburg in one of the most old-fashioned
houses, in which they had apartments.
It was winter, and there was a fire in the old-fashioned German stove
which nearly filled the apartment. The girl who attended the lodgers had
lit the stove and left the flue closed up, and consequently when
Wentworth came to his morning coffee and butterbrod the air of the
tightly-closed apartment—it was an unusually cold season that winter—was
too much for him. The fumes of the charcoal fire filled the room.
Wentworth in his ignorance took his usual seat at the table, but in a few
minutes was aware that he had a very peculiar sensation in his head. As
he rose from the table to look at himself in the glass he fell prone on
the floor.
Buxton heard the fall, and rushed into the room just in time to open the
door and window and call for help, and when Wentworth recovered his
consciousness he found he had been carried by the combined help of his
landlady and Buxton to his bed. Thus a tragedy was averted, and, like
the man in the ‘Arabian Nights,’ he felt that his life had been
mercifully preserved on account of the greater misfortunes yet to befall
him. After that, he and Buxton remained great friends.
Passing into the square, if square the tiny enclosure may be called, at
the back of St. Dunstan’s Church, the actress looked up to Wentworth’s
window. It happened at that moment he was lolling out of the window,
lazily smoking a cigar before he returned to rest.
‘Who goes there?’ he exclaimed as he caught sight of the well-known
figure. ‘To what happy circumstance am I indebted for the honour of a
visit at this unreasonable hour, or has Ariel any commands for the
humblest and most devoted of her slaves!’
‘Of course she has,’ was the reply, ‘or she would not be dancing down
here at a time when all respectable people are in bed.’
‘Your angelship has only to speak, and I am at your feet,’ said the
smoker with a theatrical flourish, dimly seen, and scarcely appreciated.
‘Well, I am in a mess, and I want your help.’
‘Of course you do; come up and talk it over.’
‘No, I cannot stop a moment.’
‘Well, let me put on my hat, and I will be down in the twinkling of any
eye,’ and Wentworth withdrawing himself for that purpose, in another
moment he was by her side.
‘I want you to take charge of a boy I’ve brought from Sloville; he is
waiting in the bougham outside. He is a little waif I’ve picked up, and
I want to save him from going to the bad. Here he is,’ she exclaimed, as
she walked hurriedly to the brougham, and then opened the door. Mr.
Wentworth, or Ted, as his familiar friends termed him, was not a little
astonished at what he saw. ‘What a jewel! Is he not?’
‘Rather a rough one, apparently,’ said the gentleman; ‘but I suppose I
must take him. He can sleep on my coal-box, and, perhaps, when the
laundress comes in the morning, she will be able to clean him up a bit,
and I’ll see what can be done for him.’
‘There, I knew you would. It is so like you,’ said the lady fondly, as
she bade him good-bye, telling the little forlorn lad to be a good boy,
and drove to her little bijou residence in Mayfair.
As she went off to sleep that night, there came to her the words of the
Master, ‘Inasmuch as ye have done it to the least of these My little
ones, ye have done it unto Me.’ At any rate, her reflections were more
pleasant than those of the Bishop’s wife next door, whose father was a
City banker, and who, as she heard the brougham set its mistress down,
said to herself: ‘What shocking hours these actresses keep! What
shocking lives they must lead, to be sure! What a misfortune it is to
have such a person for a neighbour!’ It is to be believed the Bishop
himself had rather a different train of thought. As a curate he had
often frequented the theatre, nor had he given up the habit when he
became a country rector. It is true, ever since his elevation to the
episcopal bench he had avoided the playhouse, not that he did not love it
in his heart of hearts as much as ever, ‘But, you see,’ as he was wont to
observe in his blandest manner, ‘the case is altered now. I have to
consider my eminent position, and the decorum due to the cloth. I must
think of the injurious influence I might exercise on the younger clergy,
and on the laity as well.’ He coincided with Bishop Lonsdale when he
said: ‘So long as the world thinks it safer for young ladies than for
bishops to take their chance of being corrupted by the theatre, he would
by no means offend the world.’
So completely had he managed to forget his former propensities, that when
it was hinted to him that there was a time when he was often to be seen
within a playhouse, he scarcely admitted it, adding, however, that he had
occasionally gone there, not for the purpose of gratifying a worldly
curiosity, but that he might qualify himself by a study of our great
actors to become an effective preacher and orator. He would have
recognised the actress, however, if his better-half had allowed him to do
so. But, naturally, not a fascinating woman herself, she would save her
lord and master from the snare of beauty, which is but skin-deep, after
all, and passing as the smile of an April sun. Thus she was given to
judge harshly of pretty women, especially such as had become connected
with the theatrical profession. Yet what an actor she had for her
husband! What were his apron and knee-breeches and shovel-hat but
theatrical properties to impress and over-awe the vulgar? As an actor,
indeed, few surpassed the Bishop. What a picture of devotion he was in
church, as with bowed head and uplifted hands he pronounced the
benediction! In gilded drawing-rooms, what an air he assumed of
Christian grace! In talk, no one was saintlier in his way, and yet, as
politician and Churchman, he had ever been on the side of the world, and
the Minister of the day ever trusted him, as it was known that his vote
was safe. His art was, Look much, and say little. ‘Habits of graceful
movement,’ says a writer on Mental Philosophy, ‘should be early impressed
on children, to prevent that _gaucherie_ which the want of an early
training leaves almost always behind. The mind and the will may
henceforth banish all thought concerning them. Once laid up among the
_residua_, ready for action, the motor mechanism will reproduce them
whenever the association prompts, and thus good manners, as far as the
outward expression be concerned, become a part of our unconscious
spontaneity.’ In Shaftesbury’s ‘Characteristics,’ I recollect there is a
passage somewhat similar. Well, all this was exemplified by the Bishop.
How often do we see parsons of all sects, and bishops, thus display this
unconscious spontaneity! A man is often assumed to be a saint simply
because he looks like one; alas! not all who bow to the name of Jesus are
Christians, nor a who look like saints—saintly.
‘Their lofty eyes salute the skies,
Their bended knees the ground;
But God abhors the sacrifice
Where not the heart is found.’
The heart of our actress, at any rate, was right, and grateful were her
slumbers after the fatigue of an exciting day.