THE REIGN OF THE RING

The statement is made on what seems as good authority as in such a

matter can be cited that in Europe the custom of wearing finger-rings

is “going out”—to “come in” again, doubtless, with renewed vitality.

It is hardly to be expected that it will suffer a permanent extinction

while human character remains what it is; and the acutest observer can

discern no symptoms of change in that. The original impulse moving

the gentlemen and ladies of the Stone Age to circumclude their untidy

digits with annular sections of the shinbones of their vanquished

foemen while awaiting a knowledge of the metals is apparently not

nearly exhausted, and we are far less likely to see the end of it than

it is to see the end of us. It is more probable, indeed, that the

nose-ring will return to bless us than that the finger-ring will add

itself to the melancholy list of good things gone before.

Amongst the several tribes of our species the habit of encircling

the human finger with something not contemplated in the original

design of that variously useful member is almost universal, and it

so far antedates history and tradition that by another sort of lying

than either it has been outfitted with a divine origin. In ancient

Egypt it was ascribed to Osiris, whose priests were distinguished

from meaner mortals by finger-rings of a peculiar and mystical

design, having a profound significance all the more impressive by

reason of its impenetrability to conjecture. Perchol, however, has an

ingenious theory that it was intended to puzzle the Egyptologist of

the time-to-be; an instance of foresight which one can commend while

deploring the unworthy motive at the back of it.

Amongst the ancient Jews rings were symbols of authority, as we see

in the case of Joseph, to whom the Pharaoh gave one when he made him

Governor; and this was a common use of rings in all antiquity. They

were credentials of ambassadors and messengers, and served in place

of written commissions, which, frequently it was impossible to give,

for the commissioning power could not write, and which would have

been ineffective, for most other persons could not read. In matters

of business the ring was a power-of-attorney. Its usefulness in this

way was suggested, doubtless, by the difficulty of imposture: written

authorization may easily be forged, but a ring can not well be obtained

from the finger of its owner without his consent.

The attribution of magical and medicinal virtues to rings pervades

all ancient and mediæval story. Gyges, King of Lydia, had a ring by

which the wearer could become invisible—a result accomplishable,

though sometimes too tardily, by our modern plan of going away. One

of the Kings of Lombardy had a ring which told him in what direction

to travel. It may have contained a compass, though to that theory

is opposed the objection that he antedated the invention of that

instrument. But (I make the suggestion with humility) may not his have

been the compass afterward invented? Medicated rings were in popular

use in ancient Rome. An efficacious design for these, according to

Trallian, a physician of the fourth century, was Hercules strangling

the Nemæan lion. This, he assures us, is, if well engraved, a specific

for stomach-ache. Throughout mediæval Europe belief in the healing

power of certain rings was widely diffused; but then, as now, persons

free from gross superstitions preferred to treat their disorders by

touching the relics of saints.

Rings engraved with the names of the Magi were once in great medical

repute, but in 1674 a learned prelate threw discredit upon them by

showing that the true names were not known, being variously given as

Melchior, Balthasar and Jasper; Apellius, Amerus and Damascus; Ator,

Sator and Petratoras. As the author of _Ben-Hur_ has given the

weight of his authority to the first three names, the healing-ring may

with some confidence be engraved with them and pushed back into its old

place in public esteem. But before risking any money in the manufacture

it would be prudent to test upon a few patients the accuracy of General

Wallace’s historical knowledge by administering the names of his choice

internally.

A ring presented to Edward the Confessor cured epilepsy, and after

the death of the royal owner by another and hardier disease it was

preserved as a relic in Westminster Abbey. Rings which had been

blessed, or even touched, by the sovereign were for some centuries

considered worthy of a place in the British _materia medica_;

and such would doubtless command a high price to-day in the American

market—not to keep the purchaser in good health, but to make his

neighbors sick with envy.

Of all rings possessing magical or medicinal virtues the toadstone ring

of our fathers was the most interesting. It was well known to those

ingenious naturalists that

the toad, ugly and venomous,

Wears yet a precious jewel in his head,

as Shakspeare was at the trouble to point out. It was customary to set

this in a ring and wear it, for it had the useful property of changing

color and sweating when poison was about. As poison was one of the

commonest means by which our easy-going ancestors accomplished the end

of one another’s sojourn in this vale of tears a monitor of that kind

was extremely useful to have literally “on hand at meal-time.”

Certain stones were once regarded as having maleficent properties and

were never set in rings. A chronicler relates that a certain knight in

one of the crusades possessed himself of a costly scimitar belonging to

a Saracen whom he had slain, and became so expert in its use that he

discarded his own weapon and used the other. But from that time forth

he met with nothing but disaster and shame. It was discovered that in

fitting the scimitar with a cross-hilt, as Christian piety demanded,

the malicious armorer had substituted for one of the gems an emerald,

which by some secret process he had disguised. The malign stone and the

armorer’s head having been removed the prowess of the knight was again

effective and he rose to great distinction and honor. In the folk-lore

of some of the riparian peoples along the Danube the topaz was listed

as a peculiar possession of the Adversary of Souls. It was held that

if one could by force or fraud get a topaz ring upon an enemy’s finger

it would be impossible to remove it, and the victim would go, body and

soul, to the devil. Advancing enlightenment has effaced these silly

superstitions; we now know that the opal only is really malign.

We have it on the authority of Shakspeare that at least Aldermen wore

thumb rings, for Falstaff avers that before he was blown up like a

bladder by sighing and grief he could have crept through one, being

“not an eagle’s talon in the waist.” If the custom had lived till our

time Aldermen would have been at considerable expense for thumb-rings,

for their fingers are all thumbs everywhere but in the public pocket.

As engagements and weddings subtend a pretty wide angle in the circle

of human life in modern times the ring is perhaps a more important

factor in the happiness of at least one-half the race than ever before;

and that half is the more conservative half; it and its customs are

not soon parted. Not that engagement rings and wedding rings are a new

thing under the sun: amongst several ancient peoples the wedding ring

was an institution of prime importance. The bride’s investiture with

that sign and symbol of wifehood was not merely in attestation of the

wedding; it was the wedding. Divorce consisted in pulling it off, and

that simple act—commonly performed by the husband—was not complicated

with any questions of counsel fees, alimony and custody of the children.

The finger-ring will probably maintain its “ancient, solitary reign”

for some time yet. The custom of wearing it is too deeply rooted in

the nature of things, and the root has too many ramifications to be

lightly renounced by virtue of any royal rescript of the “queens of

fashion” in Paris, London or New York. It is not a mere garden plant

growing loosely in the artificial top-soil of human vanity, but a

hardy perennial, having a firm hold in many substrata of character and

tradition, and eliciting nourishment from all. The finger-ring is on to

stay.

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