CHARLES THE FIFTH’S GLOVE.

There are few foreign trips, for English holiday-makers, that answer

better than a run into Belgium. Belgium is easily got at, and easily

left. Its features are varied and not vast. You can explore its

interior, inspect its circumference, and take the whole of it in,

without being tired. It is a pocket kingdom. Instead of wearing your

patience, as France does, when you are in a hurry to get from one

end of it to the other, you can dart across it with the ease of a

swallow skimming over the Isle of Wight. Moreover, Belgium is rich in

matters of interest considerably beyond the proportions of its size.

It gives you the idea of an originally extensive country, which has

been subjected, like an ungainly truss of hay, to hydraulic pressure.

For its area, it feeds a very large population. The district of St.

Nicholas, near Ghent, carries five thousand two hundred and ten

souls per square league--the space required, in savage life, for the

maintenance of a single individual. The large towns lie so close

together, that, as soon as you have done with one, by entering a

railway carriage you are landed in another in two, three, four, or five

quarters of an hour.

A lovely May morning blesses, with its lucky omen, our approach to

the frontier. All nature smiles as we glide along. The orchards

are bedecked in white, pink, and green. Get ready your tubs, O

cyder-drinkers, the apple-trees promise you a plentiful supply!

Remember, however, that there’s many a slip between the apple-blossom

and the lip. The sower strides over the well-powdered earth with

measured step, and with white apron heavily laden. “Take that, old

lady,” he mentally exclaims, as each handful is scattered, “and give

me fifty-fold back again.” The cows in the meadows lie basking in the

sun, with their feet doubled under them. They are chewing the cud,

to give the grass a short respite, and to allow it a little time to

grow in peace. The homesteads are overtopped by clumps of poplars,

whose young and maidenly leaves blush ruddy pink at the touch of

the sunbeam. On the skirts of the forest are prudent oaks, who are

waiting till the blackthorn winter is over, before they put on their

summer fashions. Along the road which crosses our railway come Flemish

wagons, like triumphal cars in the processions of Ceres, and not of

Bacchus, but of the twin gods Baccy and Beer. And so we rush over a

flat fertile land, till we pass Roubaix, a wilderness of bricks and

mortar. Tourcoing also, and ditto; both very rural in their aspect for

manufacturing towns, and with atmospheres that Bradford and Leeds might

envy. At Mouscron, we are safely over the border. The custom-house

officers, I suppose, are ordered to ascertain whether new arrivals are

personally cleanly in their habits; for, as soon as they have inspected

my oiled-silk sponge-bag, my comb, and my bit of soap (which latter

they don’t supply you with at inns), they tell me I may lock up our

baggage again. It is too bad that they should rumple Mademoiselle’s

muslin-dress, with which she intends to make a sensation, into a wisp,

and should further annoy her by calling her Madame; but they are not a

bad set of fellows on the whole, nor wanting in a certain cordiality

of manner. They look at my passport, enter it in their book, and then

bid me good morning by name, as if they had known me for the last ten

years. They are Flemings, no doubt. You may know a Flemish man or woman

by the friendly vocatives with which they interlard their conversation.

Mon ami or mon cher ami is ever on their lips, while addressing you.

“What are you looking for, my friend?” asked a market-woman, whom

I had never in my life seen before--unless, perhaps, twenty years

ago, when she must have been a little girl. “I want half a hundred

cauliflower plants,” I replied.--“Ah, my dear friend, you won’t find

that for another fortnight. But you’ll come and see me again in another

fortnight; you’ll come to me for them, won’t you, my dear friend?”

Returned once more to our railway carriage, a change has come over

the spirit of our journey. We lose the red-legged soldiery of France,

exchanging them for others with grey and pepper-and-salt continuations.

The military, too, are men of taller stature, with more flesh upon

their bones. Generally, the Belgians feed better than the natives of

the north of France, and show it in their personal appearance. Piebald

or rusty-brown monks and nuns flutter about and read their breviaries

in greater profusion. Belgium is still a monastic stronghold of

brotherhoods and sisterhoods; and the clergy are struggling hard for an

increase of power.

The aspect of the country from Mouscron to Ghent is ever rich and

highly cultivated. The crops are mostly grown in ridges, with deep

furrows between them, indicative of a strong clayey loam, but wet. Of

wood, as in France, little is to be seen compared with England, except

where congregated into forests. Here and there are a few plantations of

Scotch firs, set very thick, to spindle them up for poles and railings.

Railway travelling is cheaper (by something like a third), than in

France, and, consequently much cheaper than in England; children under

eight years of age pay half-price; under three, and in arms, nothing;

but certainly the article you get for your money is inferior in quality

to that furnished by the first-named country. In France every traveller

is allowed sixty pounds (French) of luggage gratis, independent of his

small personalities; in Belgium none at all. Whatever you do not take

into the carriage with you, such as a carpet-bag or basket of moderate

weight, has to be paid for in addition to your ticket. The first-class

carriages are handsome and comfortable, but small. The third-class

chars-à-bancs are open at the sides, exposed to the wind, the rain, and

the snow, which sometimes rake them fore and aft; in inclement weather,

they are not fit to carry sheep and cattle, much less human beings.

Dogs in Belgium pay third-class fare, but are snugly stowed away in

a baggage-wagon. In one of these locomotive pens for men, women, and

tender children, a fat hog might have his health seriously injured as

the consequence of a long day’s journey.

The State is the sole proprietor of nearly all the Belgian railways;

and while it paternally confers on its subjects the benefit of cheap

circulation and traffic, it might also modify an arrangement which is

no other than unfeeling, and is deficient in that humanity which a

government ought to exercise towards all under its protecting sway,

without reference to wealth or rank. The second-class carriages are

tolerable, with stuffed seats and a little horizontal stripe of

stuffing to ease the back, and ladies may travel in them; but they are

of scant dimensions, very naked inside, and unprovided with any hooks

for hats or caps, or with receptacles for sticks and umbrellas. The

seats are fancifully arranged with a sort of passage left between them,

to give the means of stepping from one to the other, as if you were

occupying a little parlour; but the result is no addition to comfort.

The signal for starting is given, not by the whistle of the engine, but

by a little musical flourish, a tir-ely, consisting of three notes,

blown on his bugle by the conductor of the train. Of the officials,

general civility and obliging behaviour is the rule. The passengers’

luggage department would be improved by assimilation with the system

adopted in France. But nations are often like wilful children; they

are determined to have a way of their own, for the sake of having it.

They refuse to attend to good advice, because it is counsel given by

another; and they persist in some evidently inconvenient mode of doing

things, merely to show that they are independent agents, and that they

can and will follow their own devices.

Ghent, with its hundred thousand inhabitants and its considerable

trade, has still the air of a town half-asleep, as if you had caught

it yawning and stretching at half-past three on a summer’s morning.

Its extent is much exaggerated in the current printed descriptions.

Charles the Fifth’s time-honoured pun--“I could put Paris into my Gand”

(that is, my glove)--is apocryphal and highly improbable. If you doubt

it, mount the tower of the beffroi. People who lose their way in a

labyrinth of lanes, always fancy they have travelled over an enormous

area. Now, the map of Ghent puts you in mind of a Medusa’s head, or of

the clustered worms that are taken out into the country, on a sultry

day, to participate in the pleasures of a fishing party. Buy a map of

Ghent, colour the streets blue, the river Escaut yellow, the river Lys

red, and you will have a faithful representation of the famous Gordian

knot, if you happen never to have seen one before. I long wandered

about the streets of Ghent, trying to find the city, and could not.

It is a town made up of bits of west-ends, Faubourg St. Germains, and

fashionable suburbs, with no heart or kernel to it--no Cheapside, no

Ludgate Hill, no Rue de Rivoli, no Rue St. Honoré. There is a slight

recovery of suspended animation in the Marché-aux-Grains and the Rue

des Champs; but the pulse, even there, beats very feebly. The market

tries (when it is not market-day) to manifest its vitality in an

unhealthy, spasmodic way, by book-stalls of amatory literature, over

which a little censorship would be no great tyranny. In the street, to

enter a fashionable lace and embroidery shop, we had to ring at the

glass-door, as if it had been a private house. After waiting, while the

lady up-stairs gave a touch of arrangement to her cap and her hair,

we were duly admitted to make our purchase, much in the style of a

morning call. Elsewhere, in the modern quarters, you see unbroken lines

of large, handsome, well-painted houses, hybrids between a palace and

a ladies’ boarding-school. Business may be transacted therein, but it

is done in the quietest possible way. You see dentelles (lace), or

calicots (calicos), engraved on a neat brass-plate on a house-door,

as if some private individual,--Monsieur Dentelles, or Madame Veuve

Calicots,--were living there on their property, in great state and

dignified retirement. The older portions of the town are decorated

with houses built before the window-tax was born or thought of,--with

quaint, pointed gable ends, as if a child had been trying to cut fancy

conic sections out of a red brick wall. But in whatever direction you

wend your way, you can’t go twenty steps without crossing a bridge. For

the convenience at once of the land-carriage and the canal navigation,

these are swing bridges; often you have to wait while a barge, laden

perhaps with vegetable mould for the pot-plants in training by one of

the Vans,--Van Houtte, Van Schaffelt, or Van Geert,--intercepts the

passage. The time is not exactly lost, because it allows you to stare

about you without rudeness. But soon, the bridge-swinger takes his toll

from the barge, which he collects by means of a wooden shoe at the end

of a string fastened to a fishing-rod; the isthmus of planks is then

replaced, and resounds with the pattering of gros sabots. Certainly,

the popular costume is droll, in its extremes. At top, the women wear

a close-worked cottage hat of straw, with three dabs of blue ribbon

stuck on behind; at foot, they are garnished with masses of hollow

timber, which must be a serious drain on the Belgian forests. But hats

worn by women at the same time with sabots, are, in French eyes, or

in eyes accustomed to France, as utterly anomalous a combination as a

fish-tailed mermaid, or a man-headed centaur are considered, on cool

reflection, by Professor Owen. Conspicuous in the air rise the portly

towers of St. Nicholas, St. Michel, and St. Bavon, around which, and

the lofty houses, multitudinous swifts, whirl and scream, in delight at

the abundance of their insect game. The canals are propitious to the

propagation of gnats. Where is the carcase, there are the vultures; and

where are the gnats, there flock the swifts.

That the quietude of the town is more apparent than real, and that busy

life is going on within, is plain from the Belgian fashion of sticking

looking-glasses outside the houses, at angles (sometimes they glance

in three directions) which allow the inmates to catch a glimpse of

passers-by, without being seen themselves. “Au Nouveau Miroir,” (the

new looking-glass) is occasionally used as the sign of an inn. The

mirrors are generally on a level with the first-floor; and a smaller

one receives the rays it reflects straight from the entrance door; so

that Not at home is easily responded to the inquiries of a dun, or

worse, a bore. It is not one city alone which adopts the system of

quicksilvered peepers; nor is the custom new, but was probably first

introduced by peculiarities of historical and political situation. In

Belgium, it has not always been convenient to open the door to every

new-comer.

“If you please, monsieur,” we politely ask, “have the goodness to tell

us which is the way to the Botanic Garden?”

“N’entends Français,” is the reply, accompanied by a disclamatory shake

of the head. It is a reminder that the Flemish tongue is master here,

in actual fact, if not by legal right. Even the government is obliged

to come to a compromise, and affix the names of the streets to their

corners both in Flemish and in French. The railway porter, who handed

us our luggage, was deaf and dumb as far as we were concerned, and

signed us over to a brother medium. The coachman who drove us to our

inn just comprehended the words “Hôtel de Flandre”--and a capital and

recommendable hotel it is--but he comprehended no more of the further

clever remarks addressed to him. Many of the Gantois who do speak

French manage it so badly, and are so decidedly not at home in it, that

you feel quite delighted at your own superiority to them, born Belgians

though they be. But Flemish has so close a relationship to our own

vernacular, that the names of trades over the shops, the bills, and the

public notices, are as amusing to read as it is to hear a foreigner

speak broken English. Drap Straet is Cloth, or Draper’s Street. One

man sells alle soorte of wares; another offers you cart-grease under

the name of wagen smeer; kelder te huren is cellar to hire; kamer te

huren is chamber to hire. A koperslager is a coppersmith. Professions

which require no interpreter are the bakker, the matte-maeker, the

timmerman, the apotheker en drogiste, and the boekhandlaer. The three

grand literary elements are announced for sale as pennen, inkt, en

papier. If your family is small, you may be content with securing Een

Huis to let; but should you be expecting a large and sudden increase,

you had better engage Twee Huyzen, if adjacent. In the Apelmerkt, you

could hardly mistake the fruit that is sold there. When thirsty, you

may go and drink a glass of dobbel-bier at the hospitable sign of De

Roose; or you may prefer to patronise the Oliphant (without a castle),

or the Bruyn Visch,--that is to say, the Red Herring. Good little boys

and girls punctually attend a zondagschool. Booksellers’ windows invite

you to the perusal of Flemish novels; such as Een Zwanenzang (a swan’s

song), by Jan Van Beers, and De Zending der Vrow (Woman’s Mission), by

Hendrik Conscience.

“How triste, how sad it is for you not to be able to speak Flemish!”

ejaculated a dame who sold goeden drank, but who could not, though

she would, converse with me. In such cases, it rarely strikes the

tongue-tied Flemings belonging to the portion of society below the

middle-class, that they are like the fox who was minus a tail. They

are content with, and would have other people learn, a language which

confines them, as tightly as a tether fastens a cow, to a few score

square leagues of the earth’s vast superficies. But a striking point

in Flemish popular manners, is the forming themselves into bands

and societies. These little close corporations are perhaps, in some

degree, the result of their narrowly-diffused tongue. And so the

blue-bloused archers of one town go and shoot against the black-capped

long-bows of another, distant a quarter-of-a-day’s pedestrian journey;

the chorus-club of Schoutenhoul will pay a fraternal visit to the

orpheonists of Raspenscraep. In the French army, the French Flemings

hang together like bees at swarming-time. Here at Ghent, the workmen,

even at leisure hours and meal-times, form themselves into companies.

Young people, both girls and boys, run together in distinct and

closely-grouped herds, like flocks of young lambs at the same age. One

would think that babies in Flanders came all at once, in falls, in

imitation of the lambing season with Southdowns and Leicesters.

But the Botanic garden--where is it? Let us first look at our map,

and then at the corner of the street, and endeavour to pilot our way

thither. In Belgian towns, generally, if you use your eyes with the

slightest expression of inquiring curiosity, up starts a phantom

before you, like a most impertinent Jack-in-the-box, calling himself a

commissionaire, but who must not be confounded with a superior being,

the French commissionaire. Where these creatures come from, I cannot

tell. They suddenly appear before you, as if the air had curdled itself

into human form. Peep into a shop window, and you have one at your

elbow; gaze up at a steeple, and, when you look down, you will find

a commissionaire between your legs; turn the angle of a street, on a

walk of discovery, and round the corner you knock your nose against a

commissionaire. They start from behind doors, down staircases, out of

cellars, from the dark mouths of narrow lanes; and I believe that, upon

inquiry, they would be found now and then to drop from the roofs. They

follow you about with the hungry look of a beast of prey, regarding

you as the game on their preserve, and themselves as very forbearing

to spare you a little while. I do not say that no respectable man

exercises the calling of commissionaire; but, whenever such jewels are

found, they ought to be set in sterling gold. In age, they vary from

sixteen to sixty. They deal in cigars, and have often a select female

acquaintance. They are mostly seedy in garment, cloudy in complexion,

uncleanly in person, offensive in breath, jargonic in speech, forward

in manner, and given to drink. Commissionaires attach themselves to

every hotel, as leeches hang to the side of their vessel, ready to

fix on anything that has blood or money to yield; and these consider

themselves the head of their profession. But there are wandering

commissionaires who prowl about the streets, willing to make themselves

useful in any way--too useful, at times, many people might think.

One fellow, who pleaded his large family at home, and whom I took for

an hour or two to get over the ground more quickly, disappeared every

time we came to anything that required more than a minute to examine.

Each disappearance had for its object the injection of a dram into his

weakly stomach, which relieved me from listening to his account of

the lions. But, after a little unsteadiness, he tripped and tumbled

on the ground, and concluded by running into an iron post with a

violence that must have done serious damage to the post. I confess to a

prejudice against Belgian commissionaires, and never employ them when

I can help it. They attack you in the very churches. “You won’t leave

the cathedral without paying the concièrge,” was the parting remark

of a young commissionaire whose services I persisted in declining;

and, while hunting for the Botanic garden, I can’t proceed without

interruption, but am obliged to say to a person who continually crosses

my path, “I have already told you three times I do not want you. Cannot

you take an answer, and leave me to myself?”

The garden, when found at last, is a painful instead of a pleasurable

sight, and must be far from gratifying to the citizens of Ghent. It

is a warning to avoid, and not an example to follow, as all botanic

gardens ought to be. The hardy perennials are the only plants in good

condition; among these is a remarkable Andromeda arborea. The enormous

carp, rising and sinking in their pond, are a lingering remnant of

former prosperity. In the houses, dirt, dust, thrips, scale, red

spider, and aphis, threaten to get the upper hand, and to establish

their dynasty on a permanent footing. A fine Doum palm, in a handsome

but filthy cage of glass, excites pity by its wretched want of comfort.

Other unhappy captives, lank and lean, bald and mangy, beg hard for

some one to have compassion on them. There are many noble specimens in

a deplorable way.

Two small-leaved standard myrtles, in boxes, cannot be less than a

hundred and fifty or two hundred years old. Their trunks measure

thirteen or fourteen inches in circumference; it would be difficult to

find many such in Europe. A leading English nurseryman has endeavoured

to get them across the water; it is a pity he cannot, for they would

be properly cared for here. There are many other far-from-every-day

myrtles, which the head of the establishment seems trying hard to kill.

He is the Celestine Doudet of greenhouse evergreens; his pupils do not

thrive; his oleanders are in the last stage of suffering. The alleged

excuse is want of sufficient accommodation and hands; but when a thing

is to be done, it is not a bad plan to do it yourself. Had I such

handsome orange trees, so neglected, so begrimed with soot, I would get

up at three in the morning, and, in my shirt-sleeves, with an apron

on, with a bucket of soapsuds and a sponge in hand, would mount an A

ladder and work away, day after day, till the task was done. But are

there no such things as garden engines in Ghent? A Victoria, in a tank,

contrives to wash itself partially, though tattered and torn about the

leaves; but it is not clear what business a pit of pine-apples has in a

place for study, where scantiness of room is complained of. One plant,

or two, are all right and proper, but a botanical lecturer does not

want a crop of anything.

Near the entrance of the garden stands a vase, conspicuously mounted on

a pedestal, in which grows what the official who did the honours was

pleased to point out as a rose-bush grafted on an oak-tree. I shook my

head in disgust at the falsehood. “Look,” he insisted, “the stem is

an oak-stem, the side branches are covered with oak-leaves, and the

central twig is the rose which has been grafted in the middle. You can

see that its leaves are rose-leaves, can’t you?--and it is full of buds

coming into flower.”

“No, no; it is only a trick,” I answered, without apologising for

flatly contradicting him. “You have perforated the stem of the oak from

the root to the top; through the tube thus made you have inserted the

stem of a rooted rose-bush; but there is no union between the two, like

the junction of a scion with the stock. It grows independently in the

earth, as the oak-plant does, although encased within it; and you call

that grafting a rose on an oak, which I am gardener enough to know to

be impossible.”

“Ah! you know that. You have found it out. And yet, many people, when

they see this specimen, go away persuaded that we have succeeded in

grafting a rose on an oak.”

I made no further remark than my looks expressed; but I thought

that botanic gardens were instituted for the teaching of accurate

information and useful facts, and not to mislead ignorant persons and

to propagate error. An educational establishment, subsidised partly

by the government and partly by the town, forgets its duties when

it blazons forth a charlatanism which would upset the principles of

vegetable physiology and stultify the hard-earned acquirements of

science.

On the 18th of July was published, price Five Shillings and Sixpence,

neatly bound in cloth,

THE THIRTEENTH VOLUME

OF

HOUSEHOLD WORDS,

Containing the Numbers issued between the Nineteenth of January and

the Twelfth of July, Eighteen Hundred and Fifty-six.

Complete sets of Household Words may always be had.

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