AN INDIAN'S JOKE.

During the time of Indian troubles, a friendly Indian visited Governor

Jenks, of Rhode Island, when the governor took occasion to request him to

let him know if any strange Indian should come to his wigwam. This the

Indian promised to do, and the governor agreed to give him a mug of flip

if he should give such information. Some time after, the Indian came

again, and said, "Well, Mr. Gubernor, strange Indian come to my house last

night." "Ah," said the governor, "what did he say?" "He no speak," replied

the Indian. "What, not speak at all?" inquired the governor. "No, he no

speak at all." "That looks suspicious," said his excellency, and inquired

if he was there still. Being told that he was, the governor ordered the

promised mug of flip. When this was disposed of, and the Indian was about

to depart, he mildly said, "Mr. Gubernor, my squaw have child last night."

The governor, finding the strange Indian was a new-born pappoose, was glad

to find there was no cause for alarm.

[Illustration: Indian with his Bow and Arrow]

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