CHAPTER II.

_ST. JAMES’S STREET AND PALL MALL._

“_O bear me to the paths of fair Pall Mall,

Safe are thy pavements, grateful is thy smell._”

--GAY’S “TRIVIA.”

Can we do better, after the surfeit of bricks and mortar which we have

just undergone, than relax our jaded senses and relieve our wearied

eyes by loitering for a few moments in the Green Park? See! it is just

across the way, and a convenient entrance helps to tempt our steps. It

is not extensive, but it is an oasis that many a Londoner--besides Lord

Beaconsfield, who loved to wander there, when he had one of his rare

opportunities--will seek with eagerness and enjoy with a thankful heart.

[Sidenote: THE GREEN PARK.]

When Piccadilly was “the way to Redinge,” and before Buckingham

House--the red-brick precursor of the present Palace--had risen on the

site of Tart Hall, the site of the Green Park was waste land, with

here and there a little ditch, and here and there a willow; and yet it

has had “its scenes, its joys and crimes,” in common with every square

foot of ground in the metropolis. We may be sure it felt the tread

of armed men in 1554, when Wyatt’s rebellion threatened to upset the

throne of “bloody Mary”; and a century later, in 1643 to be precise,

cannot we in imagination see the crowd of men, women, and children

streaming across it to give a helping hand in the formation of those

fortifications which were to prevent a king from entering his capital?

As to its crimes, it is certain that there were plenty of those

committed when the guardianship of the peace was a very different thing

from what we pampered mortals are accustomed to consider it. Why, the

duels alone that were fought here would make matter for a good-sized

chapter. Beau Fielding fights Sir Henry Colt, in 1696, and, they say,

runs him through the body before he has time to draw his sword, but,

nevertheless, gets disarmed himself; and “That thing of silk, Sporus,”

as I have already indicated, meets William Pulteney here, some thirty

years later, what time the Park had become so favourite a place for

such encounters that it is specifically mentioned as “a rendezvous for

duels,” in a guide to London of the period.

Had Queen Caroline--that clever woman who managed George II. and ruled

the kingdom with Walpole--had her way, a royal residence might now be

actually in the Park. She did build a library here, practically where

Stafford House now stands, but that is as far as she went. Her royal

husband, who, with his many faults, was a brave man, and knew how to

fight--and on foot, too, as he did at Dettingen--liked reviews of all

things, and used to have his troops manœuvring about in the Park on all

sorts of occasions. One such review is mentioned in 1747, when “the

regiment (Sir Robert Rich’s Dragoons) made a very fine appearance, and

his Majesty was greatly pleased with them,” we are told. The Duke of

Cumberland’s Dragoons, which distinguished themselves, or otherwise,

according to the Stuart or Hanoverian sympathies of the time, in “the

’45,” were out, for the same picturesque reason, some days later.

Then there was that great celebration for the conclusion of the War of

Succession, when a huge temple was erected, and fireworks blazed to the

accompaniment of a military overture written by the illustrious Handel

himself.

Sir Robert Peel wanted to transform the Park into something analogous

to what we have seen occurring to the Mall, but surely with less happy

results; one of its very charms lies in the fact that in the midst

of Urbanism (to coin a word) it remains rustic, in the very centre

of conventionalism it is unconventional. The great minister, when

advocating such an alteration, could little have supposed that his

death would be so closely connected with this spot; but here it was

that, riding down Constitution Hill yonder, his horse threw him, on

June 29th, 1850, and three days later he was no more.

[Sidenote: CONSTITUTION HILL.]

This Constitution Hill, about the origin of which name no good

explanation is forthcoming, was in Strype’s day known simply as the

“Road to Kensington,” as may be seen on his plan dated 1720.

Here it was that Charles II. was walking towards Hyde Park

when--according to Dr. King’s well-known anecdote--he met the Duke of

York in his coach, just as he was about to cross Hyde Park Corner.

The Duke, on being informed that his Majesty was walking, immediately

alighted, and going up to the King told him he was surprised to find

him on foot and with so few attendants; intimating that Charles was

exposing himself to some danger. “No kind of danger, James,” replied

the Merry Monarch, “for I am sure no man will kill me to make you

king.” But the road has not always been so safe for kingly heads, for

here, it will be remembered, the lunatic Oxford shot at Queen Victoria,

as she was driving, on June 10th, 1840.

The wall of Buckingham Palace grounds runs the entire length of

Constitution Hill, to which additional width is just being given, and

as we wend our steps across the Park, at an angle, towards the little

paved way that leads by Stafford House, we can see the commencement

of that great memorial which will perpetuate in stone, as they are

enshrined in the hearts of the people, the virtuous life and great

qualities of Queen Victoria.

Stafford House lies in front of us, to the right. A wondrous pile, it

was originally built for that Duke of York whose effigy stands on the

top of the great pillar in Carlton House Terrace. Although glorious

within, externally--except from its size--it is not imposing, and its

plainness gives point to the remark of some wit of the period that it

looked like a packing-case out of which Bridgewater House, the graceful

building on our left, had been taken.

When Fielding, as we have seen, fought with Colt, he did so in sight of

the windows of Cleveland House, which originally stood close by, the

ground having been given by Charles II. to that Duchess of Cleveland

who caused him so much trouble, and who had a partiality for the Beau

who fought beneath her windows.

[Sidenote: CLEVELAND ROW.]

Cleveland Row takes its name from old Cleveland House, and forms the

south side of that most curious of “quadrates,” Cleveland Square.

Theodore Hook once lived in the Row, at No. 5; so did Lord Rodney and

Sir Sidney Smith; Thomas Grenville, of bibliophilic fame; and Lord

Stowell, the great lawyer, and brother of Lord Eldon. George Selwyn

died at what was then called, 1, Cleveland Court, in 1791; and Mason,

the poet, was residing here at a “Mr. Mennis’s” four and twenty years

earlier. Walpole and Townshend had their memorable quarrel, parodied

by Grey in his “Beggar’s Opera,” in a room in one of the houses; while

Lord Bute, in 1761, moved a portion of the Foreign Office hither from

its former _locale_ in the Cockpit at Westminster.

[Sidenote: ST. JAMES’S PLACE.]

The houses that adjoin Bridgewater House to the north are those of

which the entrances are in St. James’s Place and Arlington Street. The

most architecturally noticeable is the first we see, Spencer House,

in the making of which, the talent of John Vardy, James Stuart, and

M. H. Spong was combined. A little further on is the house in which

the poet Rogers lived and gave those breakfasts and dinners which have

become historic. The contents were so carefully selected and so rich,

as treasures of art or literature, that Byron used to say there was not

a single object which did “not bespeak an almost fastidious elegance

in the possessor;” and Moore, and Macaulay, and Burney, and a hundred

others who were guests here, have left confirmatory praise. Here it was

that Byron, invited to meet Moore and Campbell (what a constellation!)

would eat nothing but potatoes mashed up in vinegar, and then, ’tis

said, went off later to a club in St. James’s Street and made a hearty

supper off beefsteaks! Here Chantry, the great sculptor, told his

host that it was he who, in the days of his probation as a working

carpenter, had made a certain piece of furniture in the dining room;

but there would be no end to the recollections clustering about this

house if I did not place a curb on my pen. Other poets have lived in

St. James’s Place--Addison and Parnell, besides many another well-known

personality; Molly Lepel, and Sir John Cope; Secretary Craggs, and

Charles James Fox; “Perdita” Robinson, and Sir Francis Burdett; Wilkes,

the noisy demagogue, and Warren Hastings, the great pro-consul.

[Sidenote: ARLINGTON STREET.]

Arlington Street is hardly less interesting. There is the home of the

Cecils, where one great Prime Minister, Lord Salisbury, could once

look across the street at the windows of the house that had sheltered

another--Sir Robert Walpole. As the son of the latter once wrote

to Montagu: “Nothing can be more dignified than this position.” In

the past, as in the present, its houses have been the homes of the

illustrious. The street was formed in 1689, and was the property of

that Arlington who was one of the “A’s” of the famous (or, shall we

say, infamous?) “Cabal.” The Duchess of Cleveland withdrew hither,

after the death of Charles had made Cleveland House too costly an

abode; the Duchess of Buckingham, wife of that Duke, castigated

in Dryden’s best-known lines, and daughter of Fairfax, Cromwell’s

henchman; Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, who resided here with her father,

the Duke of Kingston; Pulteney, Earl of Bath--as if he could never get

away from his enemy, Sir Robert; and Henry Pelham, who lived at No.

17, in the house built by Kent and now Lord Yarborough’s. At No. 21

Lord Sefton gave his famous dinners with Ude as _chef_ in command; and

Lord Wimborne’s house, which is already dwarfed by the neighbouring

“Ritz,” once belonged to Lord Camden, then to the Duke of Beaufort,

and was subsequently sold to the Duke of Hamilton for £60,000; while

John Lothrop Motley was renting Lord Yarborough’s house, from 1869-70,

during his term of office as United States Minister.

If we turn back into St. James’s Street and look down that famous

thoroughfare two things cannot fail to strike us--one, the effective

screen at the bottom formed by the picturesque clock-tower of the

Palace which dates from Henry VIII.’s time; the other, the marked

declivity in the ground, which is only comparable with Ludgate Hill, in

the East, and is considerably steeper than any part of Piccadilly or

Knightsbridge, in the West.

[Sidenote: ST. JAMES’S STREET.]

St. James’s Street is a street of memories, if ever there was one

in London; to mention all the interesting people who have lodged in

it would make a very fair chapter; to record even the bare outlines

of the history of its clubs and coffee-houses would form another.

Appropriately is it named “St. James’s Street,” for it is pre-eminently

_the_ thoroughfare of this aristocratic quarter. Here may still be seen

one or two old shops that recall Georgian days, although the street is

undergoing such a metamorphosis of rebuilding that one never knows but

that some fine morning their familiar fronts may have disappeared; here

survive some of the most exclusive and best known of the Clubs which

are the particular characteristic of this quarter; and the unchanged

front of the Palace at the lower end is such a dominating note in the

picture, that, looking down the street, when one of those mists so

beloved of Whistler give atmospheric mystery to the thoroughfare, we

may almost expect to see Charles II. sauntering through its portals

with Rochester or Sedley; or George II. driving through its gates on

his way to Kensington Palace or Richmond Park.

The history of

“_The dear old street of clubs and cribs,

As north and south it stretches_,”

is one which, if its record were fully written, would be found to have

no little connection with the annals of the country. Its position, its

proximity to the Palace, its past inhabitants, its famous club houses

(where so much of the history of the country was, and is, evolved,) all

make for its claim in this respect.

[Sidenote: WHITE’S CLUB.]

On our left is the famous bow window of “White’s,” where the dandies

used to assemble to quiz the ladies on their way to the drawing-rooms.

What a history has that club! It has been written, and fills two large

volumes, and the “betting book” is a sight for gods and men--if not for

young men and maidens. In the old days they used to bet on anything

and everything, and there is the story of the man who fell down in a

fit, outside the club windows, and wagers being immediately laid as

to whether he was dead or not, certain interested members solemnly

objected to means being taken to revive the unhappy individual--as it

would have affected the validity of the bets laid!

[Illustration: White’s Club. JAMES’S STREET IN THE REIGN OF GEORGE III

Brooks’s Club.]

It was by giving his arm to one then unknown to fame, from the

bottom of the street to the door of White’s, that Brummell considered

he had rendered a very important service to a young man, and as it

were, given him a splendid set-off in life!

The origin of the club, for which, it will be remembered, Horace

Walpole once designed a coat of arms, was White’s Chocolate House,

which was established in 1698, just ten years after Stewart’s Bakery,

as we have seen, opened its doors at the corner of Bond Street.

White’s was then on the west side of St. James’s Street, five

doors from the bottom, and occupied the one-time residence of that

Countess of Northumberland, who was such a “grande dame,” that her

grand-daughter-in-law, the Duchess of Somerset, is reported to have

never sat down in her presence without previously asking her leave.

It soon became a hot-bed of aristocratic gamesters. Robert Harley

never passed by without cursing it, as the bane of half the nobility;

Whitehead, in one of his poems, does not hesitate to call it a den of

thieves; and although Chesterfield once wrote to his son that “a member

of a gaming club should be a cheat or he will soon be a beggar,” that

teacher of manners and morals practically lived at White’s, not putting

in practice, it is to be hoped, what he taught by precept.

The Club was burnt down in 1733; but, phœnix-like, sprang up again

soon after, at Gaunt’s Coffee House, which was next door to the St.

James’s Coffee House near the south-west corner of the street. Arthur,

Mackreth, Martindale, and Raggett, all names familiar to students

of the social life of the eighteenth century, were the successive

proprietors of White’s, after 1736, when the Chocolate House was

formed into a regular club. Nineteen years after that date it was

removed to the premises it now occupies and its present outward

appearance is due to alterations made nearly a century later.

[Sidenote: BOODLE’S CLUB.]

Boodle’s, another famous club, is almost opposite, at No. 28, and

was known formerly, from its gastronomic reputation, as the “_Savoir

Vivre_.” The Club House was designed by Adam for John Crunden, in

1765, and additions were made to it in 1821. It was largely frequented

by country gentlemen, who knew probably how hard it was “to rival

Boodle’s dinners,” and it used to be said, in consequence, that if

a waiter came into the reading-room and called out, “Sir John, your

servant has come,” every other head was mechanically turned in answer

to the summons! Both Gibbon and Wilberforce were members, as was that

Sir Frank Standish, caricatured by Gillray as “A Standing Dish at

Boodle’s.” Gillray, by the bye, lived next door, at No. 29, where, in

1815, he committed suicide by throwing himself from an upper window.

[Sidenote: CROCKFORD’S CLUB.]

Opposite “White’s” is the Devonshire Club, which occupies the site of

the famous Crockford’s, probably the most notorious gaming house of its

day. It took its name from one Crockford, who had been a fish salesman

in the City, but, coming to the West, made an immense fortune here.

The house was built for him, in 1827, from the designs of the Wyatts.

The internal decorations were so lavish that the ubiquitous Creevey

describes the place as “magnificent, and perfect in taste and beauty,”

and adds that “it is said by those who know the Palace of Versailles,

to be even more magnificent than that,” which certainly sounds like

thundering hyperbole! The great “Ude” catered for the palates of

Crockford’s _habitués_, and there is a story told of the illustrious

_chef_, during his connection with the club, to the following

effect:--Colonel Damer happening to enter Crockford’s one evening to

dine early, found Ude in a towering rage, and asking the cause, was

thus answered by the infuriated _cordon bleu_:--“_Monsieur le Colonel_,

did you see that man who has just gone out? Well, he ordered a red

mullet for his dinner. I made him a delicious little sauce with my own

hands. The price of the mullet marked on the _carte_ was 2s.; I asked

6d. for the sauce. He refuses to pay the 6d. The _imbecile_ apparently

believes that the red mullets come out of the sea with my sauce in

their pockets!” Of such are the woes of genius! It was Ude, too, who,

on hearing of the last illness of his former patron the Duke of York,

exclaimed, “Ah! _Mon pauvre Duc_, how much you shall miss me where you

are gone!”

Wellington was a member of Crockford’s, though he never played deeply;

so was Theodore Hook, who, because his doctor had once warned him

against exposing himself to the _night_ air, had the following method

of abiding by the _medico’s_ instructions:--“I therefore,” he said,

“come up every day to Crockford’s, or some other place to dinner, and I

make it a rule on no account to go home again till about four or five

o’clock in the morning!”

[Sidenote: BROOKS’S CLUB.]

Another famous Club in St. James’s Street, was Brooks’s, which was

nearly opposite the original White’s. Like so many of these clubs it

took its name from a former proprietor, although it was at first

merely a gaming club, formed by Almack.

Brooks, whom Tickell immortalises (if he could immortalise anything) as

“_Liberal Brooks, whose speculative skill,

Is hasty credit, and a distant bill_,”

removed the club from its quarters in Pall Mall to its present

position, and opened it in 1778, but, unlike Crockford, he does not

appear to have made a fortune out of the concern.

The members included such great ones as Reynolds and Burke and Garrick,

Hume and Gibbon, Horace Walpole, Sheridan, and Wilberforce. The latter

has recorded his first appearance here, thus: “Hardly knowing anyone,

I joined, from mere shyness, in play at the faro table, where George

Selwyn kept bank. A friend, who knew my inexperience and regarded me as

a victim decked out for sacrifice, called to me, ‘What, Wilberforce,

is that you?’ Selwyn quite resented the interference, and, turning to

him, said, in his most expressive tone, ‘Oh, sir, don’t interrupt Mr.

Wilberforce; he could not be better employed.’”

_Apropos_ of Gibbons’ membership of Brooks’s, a curious memento should

still be among the treasures of some lucky bibliophile, for, when Fox’s

effects were sold, at his death, in 1806, there was included among them

the first volume of Gibbon’s “Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire,”

presented by the writer to the great statesman who had written the

following words on one of the blank leaves:--

“The author, at Brooks’s, said there was no salvation for this country

until six heads of the principal persons in administration were laid

upon the table. Eleven days after, this same gentleman accepted a

place of lord of trade under those very Ministers, and has acted with

them ever since!”

There are no end to the anecdotes connected with Brooks’s, and the

famous or notorious people with whom they are connected. Here is

Roger Wilbraham, what time honours were in the air, asking Sir Philip

Francis, an absorbed player, what he thought they would give him; and

the irate gamester, suddenly turning round and roaring out, “A halter,

and be d----d to you!”; here, it is said, the Prince of Wales was a

party to the hoax by which Sheridan got elected in the very teeth of

the redoubtable Selwyn; here, at a later date, the brewer, Alderman

Combe, losing heavily to Brummell who patronisingly said he would never

in future drink any porter but his opponent’s, retorted with “I wish

every other blackguard would tell me the same;” and here is the Duke

of Devonshire partaking of that broiled bladebone of mutton for which

he had such a passion, and which was regularly prepared for him at the

club!

[Sidenote: OTHER ST. JAMES’S STREET CLUBS.]

Many other clubs which to-day are to be found in this street, are

descendants of earlier institutions, while some have taken the place of

older ones; among the latter may be named the Devonshire, and the New

University, with its noticeable buildings which Waterhouse designed:

the former are distinguished by their names alone; the “Cocoa Tree,”

the “Thatched House,” and “Arthur’s.” Built in 1825, on the site of the

original Chocolate House, “Arthur’s” took its name from that Arthur

whose son-in-law, Mackreth, eventually succeeded to its ownership.

It will be remembered that it was on the occasion of one of the waiters

here being convicted on a charge of robbery, that Selwyn remarked:

“What a horrid idea he will give of us to the people in Newgate.” The

Thatched House Club, which grew out of the “Thatched House,” where the

Dilettanti Society and innumerable other fraternities were wont to

foregather, does not stand on the site of the original clubhouse, which

was till recently occupied by the Civil Service Club at the corner of

King Street; but the name was formerly preserved in “Thatched House

Court,” which has long since passed away.

[Sidenote: ST. JAMES’S STREET CHOCOLATE HOUSES.]

Just as the St. James’s Chocolate House was the resort of the Whigs in

the Augustan age so the Tory headquarters were at the “Cocoa Tree,”

which was metamorphosed into a club some time in George II.’s reign,

and was then noted for high play. There is extant the story of one

O’Birne, an Irish gamester, who had won a round £100,000 at the Cocoa

Tree from a young man named Harvey. “You can never pay me,” said the

Irishman. “I can,” replied Harvey, “my estate will sell for the debt.”

“No,” said O’Birne, “I will win ten thousand--you shall throw for the

odd ninety,” which, being done, Harvey, who would seem to have hardly

deserved his luck, won! Gibbon, and later Byron, belonged to this

club, and this reminds me that it was while lodging in St. James’s

Street that the latter awoke one morning and found himself famous. An

extraordinary medallion portrait under glass commemorates the house

(No. 8) in which the author of “Childe Harold” lodged, and it was from

here that he set forth to deliver his maiden, and only speech in the

House of Lords.

Among other interesting residents of St. James’s Street was Charles

James Fox; and here Walpole saw his furniture being carried off to

satisfy his horde of creditors. To hark back, we find Waller in a house

on the west side, and Lord Brouncker, the first President of the Royal

Society, living here; Pope at “my lodgings at Mr. Digby’s, next door

to ye Golden Bell, on ye second Terras in St. James’s Street;” Wolfe,

who wrote from here in 1758 to Pitt, desiring employment in America;

and Gibbon, who died 26 years later, at No. 76, now part of the

Conservative Club.

It was in this street that Dr. Johnson once did some shopping with

Boswell; calling at Wirgman’s toy-shop (at No. 69, where Arthur’s is

now) “to choose a pair of silver buckles, as those he had were too

small.”

[Sidenote: KING STREET.]

King Street, through which we can see the trees of St. James’s Square,

must not delay us, or we shall never get along, but we may remember

that from 1673, when it was formed, to 1830, it was not a street proper

at all, but merely one of those exiguous courts, of which Crown Court,

in Pall Mall, is a survivor. There is one private house of interest in

King Street, for at No. 1c, as a memorial tablet commemorates, Napoleon

III., while yet only Prince Louis Napoleon, resided for two years,

1838-40, after he had been expelled from Switzerland. While living here

he was enrolled as a special constable during the Chartist riots; and

while here he also took part in that famous Eglinton Tournament which

required nothing to make it successful but fine weather. It was from

King Street that the future Emperor started on his unsuccessful descent

on Boulogne, when it is said that he procured a tame eagle from Covent

Garden as a sort of political property, which was to be released on his

stepping on to French soil--a piece of theatrical legerdemain that cost

him the adherence of at least one follower. I may remind the stranger

that the famous Willis’s Rooms, formerly Almack’s, that “Matrimonial

Bazaar,” as Lord William Pitt Lennox calls it, the laws of which were

as those of the Medes and Persians, as the great Duke of Wellington

once had reason to remember when he was turned away from its doors, are

still in King Street, but turned to other uses, and that just opposite

stands the equally famous “Christie’s,” where old and new masters are

continually changing hands.

As we turn into Pall Mall, the picturesque buildings of St. James’s

Palace tempt us to loiter; but that is a subject which once entered

upon in this little book would lead me into an endless maze of

historical and topographical _data_, and we must unwillingly pass by.

[Sidenote: PALL MALL.]

Here we are in the very heart of Clubland; indeed, so long ago as 1849,

when J. T. Smith wrote his fascinating book on the Streets of London,

he speaks of this noble street as bidding fair to contain in a short

time nothing but club-palaces, as he very properly terms them; and

to-day (as Thackeray wrote): “Extending down the street palace after

palace rises magnificent, and under their lofty roofs warriors and

lawyers, merchants and nobles, scholars and seamen, the wealthy, the

poor, the busy, the idle assemble.”

[Illustration: _Sᵗ. James’s Palace, view’d from Pall Mall._]

[Illustration: _The Same from the Park._]

[Sidenote: THE CARLTON AND REFORM CLUBS.]

Here are the two great political headquarters--the Carlton, founded

by the Duke of Wellington and some of his supporters, and built, so

far as its premises here are concerned (for it was originally housed

in Charles Street close by), in 1836, from the designs of Smirke;

and the Reform, which, as its name implies, was started to help

the cause of the great Reform Bill, in 1830. The present beautiful

buildings of the latter club were the work of Barry, and carry us in

imagination to that Farnese Palace at Rome from which some features in

its construction were borrowed. The kitchens, as important adjuncts

to a club as they are to a college, were designed by the great Alexis

Soyer. Among the great successes of this admirable genius (who, by the

bye, had been, in turn, _chef_ to Prince George of Cambridge, Lord

Ailsa, and Lord Panmure), was the great banquet held on the occasion of

Queen Victoria’s Coronation, and the dinner given to Lord Palmerston,

in 1850. In the latter case a gastronomic triumph was particularly

appropriate, for “Pam” liked a good dinner as much as any man, and,

indeed, an opponent once had to confess that “Lord Palmerston is

redeemed from the last extremity of political degradation by his cook!”

[Sidenote: THE JUNIOR CARLTON CLUB.]

Another great club in Pall Mall, the Junior Carlton, is an off-shoot of

the Carlton. Formed in 1864, and originally located at No. 14, Regent

Street, the club moved to its present quarters in 1867, when several

small houses in St. James’s Square and Pall Mall having been pulled

down, it arose on their site under the architectural wand of Brandon.

Some 20 years later, Adair House was demolished and the club enlarged.

Opposite the Junior Carlton, on the same side of Pall Mall (the tiny

George Street intervening), is the Army and Navy Club, which has its

chief front in the Square. The building was erected by Parnell and

Smith, in 1848-51, and is modelled on the Palazzo Cornaro at Venice.

[Sidenote: OTHER PALL MALL CLUBS.]

Across the way, and next to the Reform, is the unpretentious front

of the Travellers’ Club, the idea of which originated with Lord

Castlereagh about the year 1814. Barry built the present house in

1832. In view of its name, it is interesting to know that one of its

rules ordains that no one is eligible as a member “who shall not

have travelled out of the British Islands to a distance of at least

500 miles from London in a direct line.” When that rule was formed

travelling was a very different business from what it is to-day, for

now one can hardly overcome the results of a London season without

going this distance, and many people find it necessary to go twice as

far to keep their minds occupied and their livers in order.

Talleyrand was an _habitué_ of the Travellers’, and it was here that he

made his well-known reply to someone who wondered how a certain great

lady could, at her age, have married, as she had done, a _valet de

chambre_: “It was late in the game” replied Talleyrand, who was playing

whist at the time. “At nine we don’t reckon honours.”

The Athenæum, at the corner of Waterloo Place, built in 1829, is a very

learned club, and appropriately has the finest club library in London.

Its premises, which are thoroughly classic, were designed by Decimus

Burton. It had been instituted five years previously by, among others,

Sir Thomas Lawrence, Wilson Croker, Sir Humphrey Davy, and that Jekyll,

whom George IV., when Prince of Wales, insisted on Eldon’s making a

Master in Chancery. I will not again inflict the well-known anecdote on

long-suffering readers; but I may remind them that on one occasion the

hospitality of the Junior Army and Navy, on the other side of Waterloo

Place, was, during some cleaning process, extended to the members of

the Athenæum, many of whom graced the church, and that soon after,

the umbrella of one of the service members mysteriously disappeared;

whereupon the irate soldier exclaimed, “Exactly, I knew what it would

be when we agreed to allow those d----d bishops to come to our shop!”

Talking of shops reminds me that Hoby’s, the celebrated bootmaker’s,

was, till quite recently, opposite, at the corner of John Street--the

shortest thoroughfare, by the bye, in London. The original Hoby was

a great character, and said what he liked to his customers, who were

legion, and frequently illustrious. He made the Duke of Wellington’s

boots, and always attributed the successes of that great leader to this

fact, and also, parenthetically, to the prayers which he used to offer

up on his behalf!

Two examples of Hoby’s way of talking to his _clientèle_ are extant;

one, when Ensign Churchill complained of some boots made to his order,

and Hoby, putting on a mock serious face, turned to an assistant

and told him to put up the shutters, as if the Ensign’s custom was

withdrawn, there was an end of the business; the other, when a nobleman

complained of his riding boots being uncomfortable when he walked,

whereupon Hoby told him that he had made the boots for riding not for

walking.

As we are wandering about Pall Mall in a somewhat desultory manner, I

make no excuse for turning back from the Athenæum to the large building

near by, which up to quite recently, formed an inadequate home for the

War Office. That part of it which has a small courtyard in front, in

which stood the graceful statue of Sidney Herbert, was rebuilt for the

use of the Secretary of State for War; but the most interesting portion

is that known as Schomberg House, which was erected in 1650, at the

time when Pall Mall was planted with elm trees. It took its name from

that Duke of Schomberg who was killed at the Battle of the Boyne, and

was much improved by the third and last Duke; but its chief claim to

notice lies in the fact that Gainsborough (as Cosway had done before

him) lived the last years of his life here, and expired in the second

floor room (which is now indicated by a tablet), in 1788, with the

well-known exclamation on his lips: “We are all going to heaven, and

Vandyck is of the company.”

The house next door (to the west), now the Eagle Insurance Office, is

interesting from the fact that it stands on the one-time residence of

Nell Gwyn, the gardens of which stretched to the Mall, and here took

place that “familiar discourse between the King and Mrs. Nellie, as

they call an impudent comedian, she looking out of her garden on a

terrace, at the top of the wall, and the King standing on the green

walk under it,” which Evelyn has thus recorded, and E. M. Ward, R.A.,

perpetuated on canvas. This site is the only freehold in Pall Mall, and

the story goes that on Charles giving “Mrs. Nellie” a lease of the

place, she took the parchment and threw it in his face, intimating at

the same time that nothing short of “freehold tenure” was good enough

for her.

The two adjoining houses have been, not long since, converted into one,

and now form the London residence of T.R.H. the Prince and Princess

Christian.

When the great “Sarah of Marlborough” was amazed by, as she called

them, her neighbour George’s “orange chests,” she was in residence at

the large red brick house, faced with stone, which a grateful nation

had presented to her husband (although the Duchess always said it

cost him £40,000 to £50,000 out of his own pocket), and which had

been erected in 1709, on part of the pheasantry of St. James’s Park,

which had been leased by Queen Anne to her old favourite. Here the

great Duke, “with the tears of dotage” flowing from his eyes, expired

in 1722, and one of the great sights of Pall Mall must have been that

almost regal funeral which the Duchess arranged herself, and in which

figured that funeral-car which she refused at a later date to lend to

the Duchess of Buckingham, because, as she said, no one was worthy to

be carried on what had borne the illustrious victor of Blenheim! Some

fifty years after her husband’s death, the indomitable old “Sarah,” at

the age of 84, was told that she must be blistered or she would die,

to which she replied in angry tones, “I won’t be blistered and I won’t

die.” She died in the year 1774.

Marlborough House was subsequently purchased (in 1817) by the Crown, as

a residence for the Princess Charlotte and Prince Leopold; and here,

after the death of the Princess, the widower lived for some years; so

did Queen Adelaide after the decease of William IV., and in 1850, the

house was settled on the Prince of Wales (now His Majesty the King);

but before he occupied it, its lower apartments had been used for

various art exhibitions. The entrance is anything but imposing, and is

rendered still more insignificant by the high buildings of the Junior

Oxford and Cambridge Club next door, adjoining which are the Guards’

Club and the imposing front of the Oxford and Cambridge itself, the

latter of which was built by Smirke in 1836.

On the north side of Pall Mall we get a glimpse of an almost Georgian

perspective if we look up the narrow Crown Court, and can for the

moment forget its new front and the adjoining elaborate buildings which

have been recently erected facing Marlborough House. This Court is one

of the few survivors of many, and is shewn on old plans, which, on the

other hand, do not give Pall Mall Place (of later construction), a

little further east, which passes under one of the windows of No. 51,

once the famous headquarters of Dodsley, the publisher. This house then

rejoiced in that sign of “Tully’s Head,” appearing on the titles of so

many of the best-known works of the eighteenth century which the great

Dodsley ushered into the world.

[Sidenote: PALL MALL TAVERNS.]

Pall Mall has been in the past--for you shall seek long enough for

them now--noted for its taverns. There was, for instance, the “Queen’s

Arms,” where the sanguinary duel between the Duke of Hamilton and

Lord Mohun was planned; and the “Star and Garter” (the descendant of

which has but recently disappeared), where Lord Byron killed Mr.

Chaworth in 1765, and where the first Cricket Club is said to have been

founded in 1774, by Sir Horace Mann (a Kent cricketer and Walpole’s

correspondent), the Duke of Dorset, and Lord Tankerville, of the Surrey

and Hants eleven, and others.

Then there was “Wood’s at the Pell Mell” mentioned by Pepys, where,

in 1662, Mr. Jermyn and Captain Howard fought a duel; and the “Sugar

Loaf,” the “Golden Pestle and Mortar,” the “Golden Door,” and the

“Barber’s Pole”--to mention but these--were signs that might previously

have been seen here. The Coffee Houses numbered among them the

well-known “Smyrna” of early Georgian days, and the “King’s Arms,”

where the “Liberty” or “Rumpsteak Club” met and concerted measures

against Sir Robert Walpole.

It was in Pall Mall, near the bottom of the Haymarket, that Thynne was

murdered at the instigation of Konigsmarck--a brutal deed which may

still be seen commemorated on the tomb of the victim in Westminster

Abbey; here, too, the mail from France was robbed at half-past eight

on January 7th, 1786, almost in the very faces of the Palace Guard, as

Walpole relates with natural astonishment; and here the Gordon Rioters

were with difficulty prevented from destroying that Schomberg House we

have but recently been gazing at.

If great people have left their mark on the street, some curious

individualities have also been connected with it. Think of four women

racing down Pall Mall for a prize, to wit, “a holland smock, a cap,

checked stockings, and laced shoes!” Yet this is what was witnessed

here in the year of grace 1733. This appears to have been permitted by

the long-suffering authorities, but when one of the residents offered

“a laced hat” to be run for by five men, so great a disturbance was

created that the magistrates intervened.

During the earlier years of Charles II.’s reign, when Catherine of

Braganza came over to share his throne, if nothing else, streets

were named with some profusion after that ill-treated lady; thus, as

Piccadilly was then converted into Portugal Street, so, for a time at

least, Pall Mall was known as Catherine Street. Its former, and present

better-known denomination is derived, as all the world is aware, from

the game of Pall Mall or Paille-Maille--from Palla, a ball, and maglia,

a mallet--a game somewhat analogous to our croquet, which was once

played in the “Mall” close by.

[Sidenote: CARLTON HOUSE.]

Although its name is redolent of Carolean times, it is probable that

few streets have been so altered in outward appearance as Pall Mall.

The chief cause of this is undoubtedly the favour it has found in the

eyes of club promoters, for it is the palatial buildings of these

institutions that have chiefly robbed the street of its old-world

appearance. But at its eastern extremity, the greatest alteration is

due to the demolition of Carlton House, which practically occupied the

centre of Waterloo Place at its southern end, and extended east and

west with its grounds, entrance court, and screen, where Carlton House

Terrace and the Duke of York’s monument now exist.

[Illustration: CARLTON HOUSE.

_George IV. proclaimed King._]

The history of Carlton House has not been written. It is probably

just as well that no one has attempted to record the annals of

that mansion, for what we know of it from the innumerable memoirs and

diaries of the period covering the better part of George III.’s reign

and the Regency, is not particularly edifying.

Carlton House was built in 1709, by Lord Carlton, or Carleton, as

it was then spelt, on whose death, in 1725, the house came into the

possession of his nephew, the Earl of Burlington. Kent laid out the

gardens, which extended from Spring Gardens to Marlborough House,

at the back of the entire length of Pall Mall, east and west. Lord

Burlington presented the house to his mother, who sold it, in 1732,

to Lord Chesterfield, purchasing on behalf of Frederick, Prince of

Wales. After that Prince’s death, his widow resided here till her

demise in 1772. Eleven years later, George, Prince of Wales, came

into possession, and under his auspices, with the help of Holland,

the architect, the place was practically rebuilt, the brickwork being

covered with stone, a Corinthian portico added, and that celebrated

screen erected, of which Prince Hoare once wrote:

“_Dear little columns, all in a row,

What do you do there?

Indeed, we don’t know!_”

on the site of some houses which had previously hidden the mansion from

Pall Mall. (See Plates at pp. 64 and 76.)

Under its new master, Carlton House witnessed many vicissitudes;

now being the scene of the most lavish entertainments; anon being

practically shut up, when the Prince could not persuade his Royal

father to ask Parliament for money to pay his perennial debts, and

tried to force his hand by an exhibition of erratic economy; at one

time teeming with the gay crowd that formed the Prince’s court, when

the great Whig families rallied around him, and the beautiful Duchess

of Devonshire--“the best bred woman in Europe”--the Duchess of Rutland,

Mrs. Fitzherbert, and Mrs. Crewe of the “Buff and Blue” toast, “rained

influence”; at another time echoing to the merry wit of Sheridan, the

classical allusions of Fox, the broad stories of Hanger, and even

the rich tones of the great Sir Walter himself as he joined in the

vociferous cheering that greeted the toast of “The Author of Waverley.”

If those walls could have related what they heard, many an unedifying

tale would have been told, but also the actual truth of many an

anecdote which tradition has handed down to us. Did Brummell really

tell the Prince to “ring the bell,” and did his Royal Highness do so,

and order “Mr. Brummell’s carriage”? Did the Royal host become so

actually imbued with the idea that he had been present at Waterloo,

that he would frequently refer to the hero of that day, with: “Was I

not there, Duke?” to which Wellington was wont to reply, with a bow

and a grim smile, “I have often heard you say so, Sir?” Did Sir Philip

Francis on one occasion go up to the entrance and, instead of ringing

the bell, knock loudly on the door with his stick; and did the Prince

Regent’s confidential friend, Colonel McMahon, subsequently expostulate

with, “Upon my word, Francis, you must try and keep Sir Philip in

order? Do you know he has been knocking at the Prince’s door with a

stick, and making such a noise, because he was not admitted, that we

thought we should never get him away?”

These, and how many other stories might we not substantiate or

otherwise with the help of that mural evidence!

“_But the long pomp, the midnight masquerade,

With all the freaks of wanton wealth array’d_,”

have passed away with Carlton House for ever, and in its place we have

the flight of stone steps leading to the Park, down which a carriage

had once rushed headlong but for Mr. Gladstone’s restraining hand, and

a stone Duke of York gazing at the sky.

The Prince Regent, when he became George IV., thought of connecting

Carlton House with Marlborough House by a great gallery running the

length of Pall Mall, and dedicated to the portraits of the Royal

and notable persons of this country. Had he done so, he would have

anticipated the National Portrait Gallery of to-day, and built a nobler

Valhalla; but Nash was allowed to demolish Carlton House and cover its

site with the great mansions and terraces which now stand there.

The Princess Charlotte--the nation’s hope, so untimely cut off--was

born at Carlton House, but she is more closely connected with Warwick

House, which almost adjoined it on the east side, and stood at the

end of Warwick Street, which still exists. The original Warwick House

had been the birthplace of that Sir Philip Warwick, whose memoirs of

his Royal master, Charles I., are frequently to be met with. When the

Princess Charlotte lived here with her governess, Miss Knight, the

latter states that the entrance was secured by bars of iron on the

inside, and that the Princess was obliged to go through the court

of Carlton House. The same lady gives as dreary an account of the

house, as Fanny Burney did of Kew Palace; it was, she says, “an old

moderate-sized dwelling, at that time miserably out of repair, and

almost falling to ruins.” This was in 1813; in the following year the

Princess, worn out by petty restraints, the coercive measures of the

Prince Regent, and above all her enforced separation from her mother,

escaped from the house and drove in a hackney cab to Queen Caroline’s

then residence in Connaught Place. Hither, however, she returned at

the urgent solicitations of Brougham and the Duke of Sussex; and here,

subsequently, occurred that scene between the Regent and the Princess

and her attendants which forms the subject of a well-known caricature

drawing.

It is difficult to pass by Charing Cross and its manifold memories,

but if we gave way to the temptation, we should find fresh attractions

in Whitehall and the Strand, and I must unwillingly refrain from

penetrating further east. The Haymarket, which we are now going up, and

Piccadilly east, which we shall presently come to, are, however, both

so full of interest that I hope we shall find matter in these “pastures

new” to compensate us.

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