London, Wednesday.--Mr. Joseph Martin, Liberal M.P. for East St.
Pancras, is resigning his seat, and will recontest it as an
independent South Pole under American auspices."--_Sydney Daily
Telegraph._
Sir ERNEST SHACKLETON must look out.
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Illustration: _First Caddie._ "DOES IT MAKE YER DIZZY LOOKIN' DOWN
THESE 'OLES?"
_Second Caddie._ "No."
_First Caddie._ "THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE PIN SOMETIMES?"
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