_Owner._ "FIFTY MILES AN HOUR, MY MAN--EVEN SIXTY IF I CARE TO PUSH
HER."
_Yokel._ "AN' 'OW MANY IF YE BOTH SHOVE?"
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"'Anna virumque cano' was the burden of the charge the Chief
Secretary had to meet, and it sorely embarrassed the dear
gentleman."--_Liverpool Courier._
Who is "ANNA"? We hope Mr. BIRRELL is not mixed up in a scandal.
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Illustration: AN IMPALPABLE FLAME.
_Claude._ "WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN' HERE FOR, OLD THING?"
_Cuthbert._ "TO GIVE THESE FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATES TO THAT STUNNING
LITTLE GIRL IN 'THE DEATH KISS OF DEADMAN'S GULCH.'"
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