458. The Romance of Figures

How long, according to the universal benevolence of the New Testament,

can a man be reasonably punished in the next world for failing to

believe something unreasonable in this? Can it be possible that any

punishment can endure forever? Suppose that every flake of snow that

ever fell was a figure nine, and that the first flake was multiplied by

the second, and that product by the third, and so on to the last flake.

And then suppose that this total should be multiplied by every drop of

rain that ever fell, calling each drop a figure nine; and that total by

each blade of grass that ever helped to weave a carpet for the earth,

calling each blade a figure nine; and that again by every grain of sand

on every shore, so that the grand total would make a line of nines so

long that it would require millions upon millions of years for light,

traveling at the rate of one hundred and eighty-five thousand miles per

second, to reach the end. And suppose, further, that each unit in this

almost infinite total, stood for billions of ages--still that vast and

almost endless time, measured by all the years beyond, is as one flake,

one drop, one leaf, one blade, one grain, compared with all the flakes,

and drops, and leaves, and blades and grains. Upon love's breast the

Church has placed the eternal asp. And yet, in the same book in which is

taught this most infamous of doctrines, we are assured that "The Lord is

good to all, and his tender mercies are over all his works."

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