441. Slavery in Heaven

According to Mr. Black, there will be slavery in Heaven, and fast by

the throne of God will be the auction-block, and the streets of the New

Jerusalem will be adorned with the whipping-post, while the music of

the harp will be supplemented by the crack of the driver's whip. If some

good Republican would catch Mr. Black, "incorporate him into his family,

tame him, teach him to think, and give him a knowledge of the true

principles of human liberty and government, he would confer upon him a

most beneficent boon." Mr. Black is too late with his protest against

the freedom of his fellow-men. Liberty is making the tour of the world.

Russia has emancipated her serfs; the slave trade is prosecuted only

by thieves and pirates; Spain feels upon her cheek the burning blush

of shame; Brazil, with proud and happy eyes, is looking for the dawn of

freedom's day; the people of the South rejoice that slavery is no more,

and every good and honest man (excepting Mr. Black) of every land and

clime hopes that the limbs of men will never feel again the weary weight

of chains.

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