411. The Gospel of Intelligence

I believe in the gospel of intelligence. That is the only lever capable

of raising mankind. I believe in the gospel of intelligence; in the

gospel of education. The school-house is my cathedral; the universe

is my Bible. Intelligence must rule triumphant. Humanity is the grand

religion. And no God can put a man into hell in another world who has

made a little heaven in this. God cannot make miserable a man who has

made somebody else happy. God can not hate anybody who is capable of

loving his neighbor. So I believe in this great gospel of generosity.

Ah, but they say it won't do. You must believe. I say no. My gospel

of health will prolong life; my gospel of intelligence, my gospel of

loving, my gospel of good-fellowship will cover the world with happy

homes. My doctrine will put carpets upon your floors, pictures upon your

walls. My doctrine will put books upon your shelves, ideas in your mind.

My doctrine will relieve the world of the abnormal monsters born of the

ignorance of superstition. My doctrine will give us health, wealth, and

happiness. That is what I want. That is what I believe in.

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