390. The Colonel in the Kitchen--How to Cook a Beefsteak

There ought to be a law making it a crime, punishable by imprisonment,

to fry a beefsteak. Broil it; it is just as easy, and when broiled it

is delicious. Fried beefsteak is not fit for a wild beast. You can broil

even on a stove. Shut the front damper--open the back one, and then take

off a griddle. There will then be a draft down through this opening. Put

on your steak, using a wire broiler, and not a particle of smoke will

touch it, for the reason that the smoke goes down. If you try to broil

it with the front damper open the smoke will rise. For broiling, coal,

even soft coal, makes a better fire than wood.

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