382. Duke Orang-Outang

I think we came from the lower animals. I am not dead sure of it, but

think so. When I first read about it I didn't like it. My heart was

filled with sympathy for those people who leave nothing to be proud of

except ancestors. I thought how terrible this will be upon the nobility

of the old world. Think of their being forced to trace their ancestry

back to the Duke Orang-Outang or to the Princess Chimpanzee. After

thinking it all over I came to the conclusion that I liked that

doctrine. I became convinced in spite of myself. I read about

rudimentary bones and muscles. I was told that everybody had rudimentary

muscles extending from the ear into the cheek. I asked: "What are they?"

I was told: "They are the remains of muscles; they became rudimentary

from the lack of use." They went into bankruptcy. They are the muscles

with which your ancestors used to flap their ears. Well, at first I was

greatly astonished, and afterward I was more astonished to find they had

become rudimentary.

Ingersollia Gems of Thought from the Lectures, Speeches, and Conversations of Col. Robert G. Ingersoll, Representative of His Opinions and Beliefs · 第 402 / 549 题