378. Early Rising is Barbaric!

This getting up so early in the morning is a relic of barbarism. It has

made hundreds of thousands of young men curse business. There is no need

of getting up at three or four o'clock in the winter morning. The farmer

who persists in dragging his wife and children from their beds ought to

be visited by a missionary. It is time enough to rise after the sun has

set the example. For what purpose do you get up? To feed the cattle? Why

not feed them more the night before? It is a waste of life. In the old

times they used to get up about three o'clock in the morning, and go to

work long before the sun had risen with "healing upon his wings," and as

a just punishment they all had the ague; and they ought to have it now.

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