307. The Grand Companionships of Hell

Since hanging has got to be a means of grace, I would prefer hell. I had

a thousand times rather associate with the pagan philosophers than with

the inquisitors of the middle ages. I certainly should prefer the worst

man in Greek or Roman history to John Calvin, and I can imagine no man

in the world that I would not rather sit on the same bench with than the

puritan fathers and the founders of orthodox churches. I would trade off

my harp any minute for a seat in the other country. All the poets will

be in perdition, and the greatest thinkers, and, I should think, most

of the women whose society would tend to increase the happiness of

man, nearly all the painters, nearly all the sculptors, nearly all

the writers of plays, nearly all the great actors, most of the best

musicians, and nearly all the good fellows--the persons who know good

stories, who can sing songs, or who will loan a friend a dollar.

They will mostly all be in that country, and if I did not live there

permanently, I certainly would want it so I could spend my winter months

there.

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