284. Industrious Deities

Few nations have been so poor as to have but one god. Gods were made

so easily, and the raw material cost so little, that generally the god

market was fairly glutted, and heaven crammed with these phantoms. These

gods not only attended to the skies, but were supposed to interfere in

all the affairs of men. They presided over everybody and everything.

They attended to every department. All was supposed to be under their

immediate control. Nothing was too small--nothing too large; the falling

of sparrows and the motions of the planets were alike attended to by

these industrious and observing deities.

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