202. The World not so Awful Flat

According to the Christian system this world was the centre of

everything. The stars were made out of what little God happened to have

left when he got the world done. God lived up in the sky, and they said

this earth must rest upon something, and finally science passed its hand

clear under, and there was nothing. It was self-existent in infinite

space. Then the Church began to say they didn't say it was flat, not so

awful flat--it was kind of rounding.

According to the ancient Christians God lived from all eternity, and

never worked but six days in His whole life, and then had the impudence

to tell us to be industrious.

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