188. The Worst Religion in the World

The worst religion of the world was the Presbyterianism of Scotland as

it existed in the beginning of the eighteenth century. The kirk had all

the faults of the church of Rome, without a redeeming feature. The kirk

hated music, painting, statuary, and architecture. Anything touched with

humanity--with the dimples of joy--was detested and accursed. God was

to be feared, not loved. Life was a long battle with the devil. Every

desire was of Satan. Happiness was a snare, and human love was wicked,

weak, and vain. The Presbyterian priest of Scotland was as cruel,

bigoted, and heartless as the familiar of the inquisition. One case will

tell it all. In the beginning of this, the nineteenth century, a boy

seventeen years of age, Thomas Aikenhead, was indicted and tried

at Edinburgh for blasphemy. He had on several occasions, when cold,

jocularly wished himself in hell, that he might get warm. The poor,

frightened boy recanted--begged for mercy; but he was found guilty,

hanged, thrown in a hole at the foot of the scaffold; and his weeping

mother vainly begged that his bruised and bleeding body might be given

to her.

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