161. Money!

They say that money is a measure of value. 'Tisn't so. A bushel doesn't

measure values. It measures diamonds as well as potatoes. If it measured

values, a bushel of potatoes would be worth as much as a bushel of

diamonds. A yard-stick doesn't measure values. They used to say,

"there's no use in having a gold yard-stick." That was right. You

don't buy the yard-stick. If money bore the same relation to trade as

a yard-stick or half-bushel, you would have the same money when you

got through trading as you had when you begun. A man don't sell

half-bushels. He sells corn. All we want is a little sense about these

things. We were in trouble. The thing was discussed. Some said there

wasn't enough money. That's so; I know what that means myself. They said

if we had more money we'd be more prosperous. The truth is, if we

were more prosperous we'd have more money. They said more money would

facilitate business.

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