159. Inflation

I don't blame the man who wanted inflation. I don't blame him for

praying for another period of inflation. "When it comes," said the man

who had a lot of shrunken property on his hands, "blame me, if I don't

unload, you may shoot me." It's a good deal like the game of poker! I

don't suppose any of you know anything about that game! Along towards

morning the fellow who is ahead always wants another deal. The fellow

that is behind says his wife's sick, and he must go home. You ought

to hear that fellow descant on domestic virtue! And the other fellow

accuses him of being a coward and wanting to jump the game. A man whose

dead wood is hung up on the shore in a dry time, wants the water to rise

once more and float it out into the middle of the stream.

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