101. Mule Equality

Suppose there was a great horse-race here to-day, free to every horse

in the world, and to all the mules, and all the scrubs, and all the

donkeys. At the tap of the drum they come to the line, and the judges

say "it is a go." Let me ask you, what does the blooded horse, rushing

ahead, with nostrils distended, drinking in the breath of his own

swiftness, with his mane flying like a banner of victory, with his veins

standing out all over him, as if a net of life had been cast around

him--with his thin neck, his high withers, his tremulous flanks--what

does he care how many mules and donkeys run on the track? But the

Democratic scrub, with his chuckle-head and lop-ears, with his tail full

of cockle-burs, jumping high and short, and digging in the ground when

he feels the breath of the coming mule on his cockle-bur tail, he is

the chap that jumps the track and says, "I am down on mule equality." My

friends, the Republican party is the blooded horse in this race.

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